Getting older

>getting older
>stupid children are better at games than you

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Oh, is this a feels that I don't know thread?

are you 40 lmao

You have no excuse, shitter

13-15 years is like perfect age for playing vidya requiring fast reaction time, you have to outsmart them mister boomer

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Lmao joke's on you, I wasn't good to begin with and I'm still not good

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Theyve got the reflexes but they also dont have the patience and experience and tend to throw bitch fits when things dont go their way so Im fine with it

Why are you still playing videogames you dumbass fossil?
You're supposed to have a family and hang out with your friends and coworkers when you get older

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>download fortnite
>expect easy wins because the average age of the players is 4
>get my ass handed to myself by 5 year olds

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but that's what THEY want

Your parents?

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Oboro, my wife...

1v1 me in Flintstones Bedrock Bowling, you fucking scrub

Yup, there is an experience/reactions scale where the older you get, the worse your reactions get but in theory your experience should compensate.

You know damn well who THEY are

Society?

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>Getting older
>Slowly become more and more casual since all my mental energy gets sucked away at work and I just want to relax

I became what I hated and I don't even have the energy to care.

>being a brainlet
heh, sorry about that bud

retarded faggit

No, user, (((THEY)))

What's your guys' favorite StOr WaOs game?

LITTLE GIRLS?

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Are you ok

kids these days cant even function without adderall.

they are shit.

Grandparents?

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I'm 30 and I haven't slowed that much. The best fighting game players are in their 30s.

As a 30yo boomer working full time, this is why I don't even bother with bullshit hard games (Soulsbournes) or online shooters

I dont have the time/patience to git gud

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CUNNY

The JOdi KnOght saga of course.

The jews want to kill the white race. But they also want to white to reproduce. :ok_hand: fellow gamer

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>describing exactly what's going on in the panel when the art and dialogue already conveys it just fine

Playing vidya is one way to hang out with your friends.

Nonsense, I've never met a kid I can't completely shit on at Pokemon

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>soulsbornes
>hard

This is your brain on casual.

Fighting games reward previous experience and using your brain to outsmart the other player, so it makes sense.

In my case, now that I'm older I can't play shmups for shit and I hate it.

it's an ok feel. i've got more going on than just video games now

Life fucking sucks and i want to die.
I've been playing sekiro. I have to take week long breaks because work makes me so fucking exhausted.
I play maybe 2 days a week.

Are you really having fun, user?

With the game? Yes.
So i actually enjoy about 8 hours out of 7 days.
Everything else is bad.

>be 27
>still not experienced a nice long night of playing fighting games with a girl

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I mean to be fair, what sort of kid actually fully understands the intricacies of Pokemon's gameplay? You only have to know the very basics to beat the whole game.

Girls play fighting games?

Pokemons not exactly a good example here.

Most of the kids playing Pokemon haven't learned the mechanics because they haven't needed to with either the passage of time or offer of challenge. Additionally it kind of misses the point of aging where execution barriers come into play more.

I've never even been on a date. Or kissed someone. Or hugged someone. Or held hands with someone.

Oh trust me, I've not done those either.

I talked to one that likes Smash, if that counts.

>Always play with cousins family gathering
>Can beat them in literally all kind of video game.
>Get known as 'that gamer uncle' in the family
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
It's like the male version of that cool aunty meme.

Cool wine aunt vs cool gamer uncle cross over when?

I want to date a cool wine aunt.

I recognize this artist....

I want older gf with big saggy milkers. Ahhhhhhh

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play better games then

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dunno wtf you're talking about, kids that are actually good at games and that dont get destroyed by me are really fucking rare and i always give them props if they do

Like? Go on.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why must life be so shit?

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>at friend's house
>he has fortnite installed
>says "hey user lets see who can score more kills"
>beat friend by over 50 kills
That game is for retards and zoomers.

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>10 year younger brother grinding SSBM
>challenges me
>just take it easy and observe his moves
>he's playing all frantic like he's seen on youtube
>all I have to do is dodge and he'll take out himself

user, you just gotta take it easy and use your elderly wisdom to your advantage.

10 year olds don't have an advantage. Reaction time peaks around 15-16.

He isn't 10 years old.