WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET?!
WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET?!
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WHEN DO WE ATTACK?
>Chaosfags are literally 8 year olds screaming "ARE WE THERE YET?" from the back seat of the rhino
How anyone can be stupid enough to fall to chaos is beyond me.
Dumb humans.
dumb ultrasmurf
made for imperial lasgun
Dumb fishface.
>"""ADVANCED""" technology
>still can't into faster than light travel
Hey, at least your plasma guns don't get hot!
>hasnt been a good 40k game since dawn of war 2 a decade ago
Dead fucking IP
spess mahren is decent
>dow2
>ignores armada
What a moron
>implying dow2 was ever good
>implying armada isn't good
>implying even deathwing isn't a better game than dow2
ahem
dark crusade > soulstorm
>dow2 was ever good
it's one of the best games ever made.
>armada isn't good
It's good. Kinda.
Will we ever get a dawn of war with daw 1 base building and daw 2 combat?
Are you feeling it now, Mr Emperor?
I hope not.
We got battlefleet gothic and mechanicus, both decent games.
But yeah we are lacking a large publisher giving a good adaptation like CA is doing with total war and fantasy.
Still infinitely better than Mary Sue muhreenz.
>mechanicus
It has good aesthetic but the gameplay is mediocre at best.
DESTROYED
WE NEED A NEW DRIVER
THIS ONE IS DEAD
>imperiumfag talking about edgy kids
OH NONONONO
WHARRGARBLGARBLARBLNYEHUH
Have a quick flash fiction audio
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Don't the twink smurfs know FTL in the current timeline?
>total war 40k
based and redpilled
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS YOU FUCKING FLESHY WHIPPERSNAPPERS?!
GET
OFF
OUR
LAWN
>tfw no Overlord character action game with time manipulation and living metal fuckery.
Reminder, an overlord with a voidscythe can kill a Dreadnought in a single turn
Mechanicus was a good game
>implying armada isn't good
it's just spaceships, spaceships are lame
>implying even deathwing isn't a better game than dow2
it's definitely not jesus christ what kind of shit opinion is this
space weeb...
>spaceships are lame
>He doesn't like literal space cathedrals
Nigga you as fuck
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Watchu say you stupid ass nigger?
>spaceships are lame
What a faggot
that's pretty brütal
AFTER A THOUSAND BATTLES, ONE ONLY SEES DEATH
WE WILL SERVE YOU...AND HA-AH...GRANT US THE GIFTS OF THE GODS, GRAAAAET WUN!
Immolate all those who defy The Emperor.
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR
BREAK THEIR BACKS!
preach, brother
blood
BLOOD
BLOOOOOOOOOOOD
WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?
That's overexaggerated. Ive read some 40k novels, and while warp travel is very dangerous, it is not as described in pic.
Warp travel in 40k is a bit like air travel for us. It's dangerous and when things go wrong they go spectacularly wrong but it's still fairly reliable overall.
How cute
Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BOXES, THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! WE... We should take away their metal boxes.
SSSINDRI!!!!!!!!
MULTIPLE SIMULTANEOUS AND DEVASTATING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES!
UM, AKCHUALLY!!!
Astropaths have nothing to do with warp travel and charting a course, that´s what Navigators are for and they´re normally shockingly pompous and arrogant mutants sporting a sick ass bandana.
Also Void Shields don´t help in the warp, you want a Geller Field
40K is a stagnant and dying IP with no decent video games at all. Fuck off back to /tg/ with this trash.
At least DoW was good
>DOW
>SPACE MARINE
>BATTLEFIELD GOTHIC ARMADA
kys niggerfaggot
ENEMIES
WE NEED ENEMIES
DESPAIR FOR I AM THE END OF DAYS
Because true adulthood is realizing being a reserved tightass is just suffering. Let go and have fun.
THE AGE OF THE FALSE EMPEROR IS OVER AT LAST
>40K
>good 40k game
>dawn of war 2
The moment the universe was created it was bound to die. Loyalist scum have already lost.
Dawn of War 2 is great, albeit different. I only wished it kept some more units of DoW1.
DoW2 is almost perfect. Fight me.
dow 2 is like company of heroes minus the good parts
Commissars fear nothing but are still human.
Does this mean they're fucked if Chaos infiltrates an Imperial base and a Beast of Nurgle crawls to the showers and jumps at an unsuspecting Commisar scrubbing himself?
Would his indomitable will allow him to persevere or would he be crushed, flattened, infected and melt in sickness in quick succession in that scenario?
Actually thats chaos loss. No souls to nom would starve chaos.
>tau
WE KILLED THE SPACE MARINE KING!1!!
>killed a captain
>Attacking a loyal servant of the Emperor while he's in possession of a holy Scrubber
Beasts of N**gle are pathetic creatures indeed if they have to resort to sneak attacks, not that it would increase their minuscule chance of success.
DOW 2 doesn't have the ultimate apocolalypse mod
The Warp is not in the physical realm. For all we know there might be other universes. But that one is done for.
>take your strategy game
>take out all the strategy from it
>brainlets adore it
Another great franchise sacrificed on the the altar of mass appeal.
KHORNE FLAKES
Agreed bruva.
>take out all the strategy from it
How so?
way better than the imperium though. I bet you're the kind of fag that unironically finds paladins cool in RPGs.
>"Reproduction matrix is getting moist and reaches alarming levels of heat"
>"Consequences: confusion. Lack of concentration. Heretic thoughts.
>"Require introduction of cooling "D" device"
Chaos is the only true answer.
I still don't know what color to paint my space marines
Sure is...
purple and green
>WH40K
Yikes
based
Did you praise the Omnissiah today, anons?
nope, praised Slaanesh tough.
Um... Brother... What's a Rhino?
I see...That's not good for your soul.
I'd add Mechanicus to that list, despite its weak difficulty. The atmosphere was great, and it's nice to finally have something about AdMech/Necron
How is Space Hulk: Deathwing? And are any of the turn based ones worth a look?
>And are any of the turn based ones worth a look?
was gonna ask a similar question, but I'm mostly intrested in retro Chaos Gate video game. I heard that game has some bug (chaos cultists reloading their weapon causes it or something) that makes the game unplayable. Is this correct?
>turn based
See
Yeah, Mechanicus is not Chaos Gate, so not relevant to my question.
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
It's functional but I found it boring. I never really felt challenged since you pretty much just march around holding M1 and getting healed when necessary.
Which gane hndles better on lower specs? Battlefield Armada or its sequel?
*best bros enter thread*
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*BLAM!*
CoH is my favorite not-strategy game, too
DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME, WORM
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
IT IS A GOOD PAIN
Reminder that Orks bring da dakka! Their entire arsenal consists of things that uses "It just works" logic. Their whole weaponary falls apart if anyone else picks them up but cy or Orks they will massacre living things and never run out of ammo.
MAKE PENIS INTO ROBOT
LAPDOGS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR
DoW1 shat on the source material much more, though. If it was an abstract spess dudes fighting other spess things it would've been fine. So while you are partially correct, in that DoW2 is not a fitting sequel to DoW1 the strategy game, DoW1 had no business being a "streamlined" 40k RTS. So a good RTT, which DoW2 is (at least in SP) that is more faithful where source material is concerned, is the better game overall.
Why did they need to reintroduce fucking Custodes?
This. DoW2 is the path to enlightement. Ever since playing it I've been eating my own shit as it is almost food
>muh dead genre purity
What did they do to rhinos?
Primaris Marines can't ride in them so they never told him so he wouldn't feel bad
Carron took them.
Nothing, it's just that the new boys can't fit in them
Im actually shocked at how normal most Inquisitors act in the first book of Eisenhorn. I was expecting insane genocidal zealots that executed anyone they even suspected of being a heretic. What I got was actually pretty reasonable, especially considering how terrible their enemies are.
ELIPHAAAAAS
YOU TREASONOUS DOG
>I want to go back to the warp..
Eisenhorn is a great book but it's a product of its times. You want lunatic inquisitors? You want Jaq motherfucking Draco. The man who stuffed himself into stasis for a century in deep space to fight a conspiracy. The man who made a trek to the eye of terror and infiltrated the palace itself.
The inquisition war is a prime example of the gothic overwrought insanity 40k was intended to be
WE ARE AMPLIFIED
>A sister of Holy Sigmar has entered the thread.
thank you based slaanesh
Uhh fuck Sigmar.
True men and housewives praise Taal and Rhya.
Holy that's hot.
Oi press the da big red button you gits
t.bretonnian peasant.
friend bought me mechanicus, is it fun?
Watch out lads, this is how they get you. First the sexy ladies, then the amazing cool looking armor. Then, the next thing you know, THERE'S A TENTACLE BUTT RAPING YOU!
Emperor's Children went a long way.
Ye
Fuck me this shit is lit brothers!
Tell us more about voices that you hear
Thanks user, that was indeed "lit".
EMPEROR PRESERVE US! WE SHALL OVERCOME THESE ABOMINATIONS! BY SIGMAR!!!! KNELL WORMS, FOR THE EMPEROR TAKES NO PRISONERS! KNELL AND DIE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK
>Rhya
>the goddes of trannies
They, they tell me stuff. All kinds of interesting stuff. Stuff about the emperor, how he is a false deity. Stuff about how our empire is slowly decaying. Stuff about the void from beyond.
RHINO
RHINOS
OUR ENEMY HIDES
IN A METAL BOXES
I'm sorry user, it appears that you have terminal heresy
You have Captain Diomedes
spoopy.
>that corner
NOT FUCKING CANON
TAKE ME SLAANESH
kek
>ctrl f
>no boreale
yeah this isn't /tg/
>mega good
thank you based tau milkies
Chaplain
SPLIT THEM OPEN
Ekhmm... Tau women prefer human male.
Open wide:
wow!
are Tau chicks really that THICC?
IT IS THE BANEBLAAAAAAADE
>shit tier that uses things from other mods literaly copy-pasted cattering only to underage kids or retards who have no clue about playing RTS.
Yeah naw.
Tau ass best ass.
can custodes be said to be human though?
They're like demigods even compared to spess mehreen
>autistic quote spamming
When will you 40kids fuck off back to your shitty containment board?
What are you, impotent?
Can humans breed tau women?
Ahaha, so cool. I like that art piece.
You think that custodes are not human because of what, they are brown ? Now you are just racist...
>Armada 1 & 2
>Space Hulk
>Deathwing
>Good
I dunno. But Tau/Human Loli concept is... interesting
Reminder you can't win against Chaos. The best you can do is join forces with Chaos.
when was total warhammer 40k happening
>The best you can do is join forces with Chaos.
Nah... Im not gay.
Then die and join the Warp anyway.
Death is gay.
I don't think Necrons can escape the heat death of the universe.
NOT FUCKING CANON
YOU
ARE
NOTHING
>blood and gore is a paid dlc
The fucking responses defending this shit is unbelievable.
Now thats metal
What can escape the heat death of the universe really? This means absolute zero temperatures, Tyranids, Orks, Necrons, all destroyed.
There is nothing hotter in universe then cold steel body of Catherine
*Necrodermitial body of Catherine
>for techno nazis
>Sigmar
>God of homosexuality
Is there anything more pathetic than bunch of fucking nerds roleplaying as "tough imperium dudes" to assert their nonexistant masculinity?
I swear, 40k fandom is the worst
566.006.M31 Istvaan V massacre!
based
EXECUTE HIGH ENERGY TURN
Is there any fluff on Tau fighting or meeting the Eldar?
The guy doing the voiceover for the CSM surely had the time of his life
it ruined dow1 by half-assedly copying coh mechanics which do not fucking work in 40k since 3/4 units wants to melee.
Because lunatic inquisitors overrepresented in tabletop don't actually get live long, because their own faction takes care of them when they slip up one too many times. They "get away" with it in tabletop, because time there stood still until recently, so nothing actually happened and they existed as setpieces for you to build campaigns/encounters around.
Loved the music and unit voices. Gave a nice level of immersion. Fun as hell to watch Guardsmen get blown sky high and panic.
What a shitty fucking post
Are Guardsmen with meltas as insane in MP as they are in SP?
SO MUCH BLOOD, TOO MUCH TO DRINK
They control time, my man - give them the full resources of the galaxy and there WON'T BE a heat death of the universe.
*ALL HAIL SZAREKH*
god all these dumb quotes spouted ad nauseum is embarrassing as fuck
Eternal reminder of what could have been
I'm guessing the ChadMarines are too large to fit in them compared to the ManletMarines.
If I get to sex this I'll praise Slaanesh in the Warp for all eternity
MASTER OF HOUNDS
THE LASH OF THE BLACK LEGION
ALL AHEAD FULL
BRACE FOR IMPACT
based and redpilled
the campaign was boring af
But Paladins are fucking cool.
What's not cool about being the best that you can be, being liked and respected and genuinely enjoying helping others and acting with kindness?
,>black templars
>kindness
That sure was epic, xd, and random! Well posted good sir!
>genuinely enjoying helping others and acting with kindness
You're not fooling anyone.
What do you think of the text-to-speech series?
It's well known that anyone who isn't an abomination is treated quite well by the templars
T. Tau.
Pic wasn't related. BT's are fucking psychoes. Still cool tho.
Keep drinking the Kool-Aid
Honestly would say TW engine wouldn't be grand enough for a true 40k strategy game.
Something like Wargames would probably be better, with the maps being technically bigger and supporting more roles than just land and sea separated.
>pussy tau
besides the retarded AI, i agree
Sounds fun!!
its my headcannon for endtimes
Embellishes a bunch of things and gives people the wrong impression of the Emperor and other characters.
But other than that, its funny.
Wait you praise the emperor by butt fucking each other?
Holy shit
Late to the thread but...
>greater good
Tau empire motto made up by the ethereal caste
>farsight enclave necklace
Literal rebels fighting against the etherals and their empire.
Giving him a Jamaican accent was a genius idea
>drinking the Kool-Aid usually refers to people who blindly accept the "truths" of charismatic charlatans that have alternate agendas
IT CAN'T BE, WE WUZ GOOD GUY CRUSADERS N SHIET
>he never lured half the map into one place with Tarkus and his immortality trait before proceeding to exterminatus the entire area, Tarkus included
The fun was there waiting for you
Wrong impression? Please elaborate
40k is meant to be played on a total war scale
But Paladins in RPG's are almost without exception literal avatars of goodness and justice. I know it's difficult to wrap your edgelord brain around, but that's something to look up to.
How are IG and chaos allies of convenience?
Share the SoB followup to this, it makes it better!
Probably so you can run a traitor regiment together with chaos instead of just proxying cultists.
>Tau can be some form of ally to everyone
kek
I thought you'd be more concerned by Eldar and Dark Eldar.
So you can have traitor guard as chaos allies
Characterization of the Emperor, mostly. He was forward-thinking in the sense of that he wanted humanity to forsake superstition to deprive the Chaos gods of their source of food. But the Emperor fucking hates aliens, and it was his decree to wipe them out in the first place since he was actually there when the dark age started and aliens from across the galaxy started butchering human worlds.
I haven't watched in awhile and I can't remember if he had "time to think" or something like that. But I'm pretty sure the Emperor would still be down for killing the Tau in M41 as much as he would have been in M29 or M30.
How stupid would someone have to be to take an obviously comedic production as a serious take on the franchise?
>everyone
Well, from a certain perspective they are. Anyone is.
TTS!Emps is willing to let minor xenos go in peace only to help with logistical nightmare that the Imperium suffers (and that even he thinks it is impossible to kill everything not human), but he will screw with any of the main factions because they are dicks ro mankind and/or they suck in melee (so only the Farsight Enclaves are spared)
>not liking 40k
yikes
unironically kill yourself fun hating nigger
>implying we don't already have a fuck ton of people taking TTS series for granted
Where were you when this happen?
Let's see, I can be a druid controlling the forces of nature, shapeshifting and living with animals, I can be wizard learning arcane secrets of the universe then bending them for my own will, I can be a warlock with cool edgy demonic powers and patrons, I can be a shaman, a spiritual healer of my tribe... or I can be a european medieval fantasy knight with cleric powers.
I don't know about you, but every single class in RPGs is more interesting to me than a paladin.
THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT
it hurts
underrated
maybe He changed His mind during his 10 000 year potty break? Going after ever single insignificant xenos race seems like a gigantic waste of resources
just ask the Nazi's
Abaddon is a saint.
Class powers don't a good character make.
oof
>NOT BEING THE HAMMER OF A LITERAL GOD
no shit, you make that character, but class powers are the only thing you can judge them on before you actually play your character. And you know what, it's not even that, it's not about class powers, it's about the class archetypes.
Hey guys! Do you remember that time when T'au tried warp travel WITHOUT A FUCKING GELLAR FIELD? Damn, that was a blast. At least we know there might be a new god spawned by the Greater Good believers I guess.
was cool in 6th grade, already started being boring by 7th.
So Europa Universalis or Crusader Kings 2 game but in SPACE?
DIS FREAD NOW BELONGS TO DA ORKZ
honestly the voice acting is way too good.
I thought nothing could ever surpass original DoW but holy shit they kicked up to maximum.
I still quote so many of the chaos marines lines.
>THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!"
>EU40k
The backrub scene from that comic series gave me all sorts of boners.
We can try
Sauce
>all sorts of boners
I'm torn between curiosity and concern that the answers may lead towards heretek.
based
I'm more of a Slaanesh person
wtf
Nice thumbnail
CHAOS GODS DID IT AGAIN
W-what happened guys?
night lords, alpha legion or BL lads - can't decide
Emperor's Children
Bring it bitches!
So in the Warhammer universe, Imperium have to make mindless cyborgs instead of automonous robots due to a skynet tier event, right?
What about the other races outside of Necrons(and they don't count in a way?)? Do they have such taboos or are they capable of it?
Yes, I can see it too.
Fuck, didn't know it's one of those. Great way to find it out.
Alpha Legion, painted as Night Lords
Where can I down the latest Cain novel!!!! It's been over a month!!
It's okay, this is possibly the only case where it's not reasonable to call yourself a strong independent woman with a bunch of mutated penile flora.
Holy based, and redpilled.
*not unreasonable
Wanna play?
>DOW2 coop RPG never ever
SALTZPYRE LEAD THE CHARGE!!!! PUSH BACK THESE ABHORRENT CREATURES!
Campaign wise? I can't.
"Mom says its my turn to play table top with you"
I actually love the name "saltzpyre"
more like gayos lmao
Well shit, what's the cure for that?
>with it's long range weapon
I can not fucking believe how many people don't know the difference between its and it's
Not gonna lie, Sigmar looks fucking hot.
I wanna fuck those guys
LAND RAIDER DEPLOY.