YOU ARE A PIRATE! YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE EPIC EXCLUSIVE MEANS PIRATE FOR ME YOU ARE A PIRATE!
(spoken)YOU ARE A PIRATE! (crowd)YAY!
THEY'VE GOT A ROADMAP (A MAP!) TO LEAD US TO A LOOTBOX THAT'S ALL LOCKED UP WITH BUCKS (WITH BUCKS) AND THEN WE'LL SAY FUCK CHINKS
WE'LL CRACK UP THE CODE WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS LOOT BURST OPEN DENUVO AND THEN WE'LL SAY FUCK CHINKS
(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)
(girl's voice) YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY IF YOU LOVE TO HATE THE CHINKS YOU ARE A PIRATE
YAR HAR FUCK TIM SWEENEY BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE EPIC EXCLUSIVE MEANS PIRATE FOR ME YOU ARE A PIRATE! TURN OFF MCAFEE AND AVAST TORRENTING BORDERLANDS 3 IS A MUST HANG THE FAT CHINK AT THE TOP OF THE FLAK YOU ARE A PIRATE!
no, but if i could copy it, i would. i don't like the idea of taking physical items away from people and leaving them with an empty space and lots of anger at their loss. copying means both people keep their stuff.
jesus copied bread.
Jackson Perry
You meant devs. It's the devs who profit from the Epic deals and very generous cut Epic offers. It's the devs that win with Epic!
Adrian Gomez
>Pirates believe they will manage to pass the chinese drm.
Calm down so far you cracked multiplat games. Try something EXCLUSIVE to the epic store.
Evan Price
>we you didn't do shit
Carson Moore
Reminder Jesus literally pirated bread so you can't say piracy is wrong.
Matthew Robinson
reminder that the people making those threads dont' even play video games, not even on their phones
Landon Robinson
I would if I could get away with it What fucking retard wouldn't?
Nathaniel Lewis
Based pirate. Today we are all pirates, #piratetoo.
Cameron Johnson
Since when are chinks known for their competence and dilligence?
Matthew Thomas
Dude, I'd commit every crime in the book if it was as easy as pirating videogames.
Daniel Phillips
Jesus was a criminal though
Charles Kelly
Reminder there's no record of the bread industry doing badly during these times either. Literal proof piracy is not lost sales.
Nolan Baker
Cause blocking shit is basically their bread and butter in every aspect of their society? Try to steal something in a chinese city or avoid paying taxes. May i remind you: steal from epic \ steal from tencent \ steal from the china state.
David Myers
Jesus was beaten and nailed to a cross. I dont think you want to go on that road.
>tell everybody that he is a criminal >probably the guy who posts on facebook that he steals stuff and smokes weed
Are you just dumb, American or 3rd worlder?
Connor Adams
>Are you just dumb, American or 3rd worlder? You didn't have to ask if he was American 3 times in the same question.
Andrew Williams
There isn't a country in the world where writing a shitty remix that doesn't even rhyme that implies you commit an illegal crime would result in even being charged, nonetheless convicted.
Jackson Price
>Implying that the other 4 would never even have her
>Which is why PS4 still gets more games than PC? >...if you don't count the games I don't know about because I'm a casual
Julian Cox
LOLOLOL AND A BOTTLE OF WIN
Zachary Hernandez
Based Jesus. The first true pirate.
Cameron Walker
Publishers often refer to copying they don't approve of as “piracy.” In this way, they imply that it is ethically equivalent to attacking ships on the high seas, kidnapping and murdering the people on them. Based on such propaganda, they have procured laws in most of the world to forbid copying in most (or sometimes all) circumstances. (They are still pressuring to make these prohibitions more complete.)
If you don't believe that copying not approved by the publisher is just like kidnapping and murder, you might prefer not to use the word “piracy” to describe it. Neutral terms such as “unauthorized copying” (or “prohibited copying” for the situation where it is illegal) are available for use instead. Some of us might even prefer to use a positive term such as “sharing information with your neighbor.”
A US judge, presiding over a trial for copyright infringement, recognized that “piracy” and “theft” are smear words.
Nathan Lee
>everyone on Yea Forums pirates anime, nobody gives a fuck >everyone on Yea Forums pirates movies, nobody gives a fuck >everyone on Yea Forums pirates music, nobody gives a fuck
>Yea Forums pirates >NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE HURTING THE DEVS CHEAP NIGGER ENJOY YOUR BITCOIN MINERS AND RUSSIAN BACKDOORS
Why is this board like this?
Jonathan Kelly
>>everyone on Yea Forums pirates music, nobody gives a fuck false
>Pirate cat >Have to download the day 1 fur patch separately Goddamnit
Lincoln Sullivan
that cat also needs a day 1 penis patch
Henry Diaz
the vast majority* Still music isn't exactly comparable to video games, you're directly supporting the musicians when you buy their stuff even if the label takes a cut Similar goes for books though they're MUCH cheaper but nobody scoffs at you for taking them from a library despite technically being "piracy" too
The industry has been overdue for a crash for a while now, turns out we just needed to educate 200 million Fortnite zoomers in the ways of the high seas.
No one on those three boards make blatant trolly wojak threads proclaiming how being a pirate is better. You are literally crying because you stuck your finger in bear cage and got it bitten off. This happens because Yea Forumss mods are shit and don’t care that people spams shit.
because you only care about "being a pirate" and not actually consuming the products. Yea Forums at least read manga and watch animey. You on th eother hand edited your snoyger avatar to pretend you are part of another comunity and social media instead .
Bentley Robinson
I can't play bb dlc but I can play the orongal game on PC using PS now which is just a PS4 server that runs the game the way it's meant to, 24fps oh boy I'm so blessed user. Let me set aside my 4k 144fps HDR game box for your toy little boy
>Someone builds a mansion >I copy the mansion >Now we both have mansions I don't see the problem, it's not like the first guy loses his mansion
Ethan Cruz
Kek
Jose Adams
>comparing a non-scarce resource to a scarce one さすが
Wyatt Johnson
so, he was a literal profit. how could you hate the guy? if you embrace him you'll become wealthy beyond dreams. imagine the profits you'll accumulate when you embrace the literal avatar of profit.
Nolan Rivera
>sharethreads Last time I browsed Yea Forums a week passed and none popped up. Fucking hell I love sharethreads.
>shes like 14 >perfectly legal Yeah i too fucking love to live in the civilized world.
Josiah Foster
i deleted my pirated game as soon as i saw this
Elijah Cruz
>Devs stop releasing games on PC due to piracy >Emulators are worked on more now Nice. Maybe we'd finally get more switch games optimized, and also other modern emulators.
Michael Ortiz
>M-muh chink boogieman! Every. Single. Time. You tards know that Tencent are minority shareholders right? You know that some of the best games out there run on the Unreal engine, right?
>be me >go to a massage parlor >get a 2 hour massage >run out without paying >get arrested
but the massage parlor didn't lose anything so why should i get arrested?
Camden Hill
why does everything always get sucked up into peoples asses or balls in these images
Angel Myers
You wouldn't download a handjob.
Jace Wood
>Normalmapping:Ultra >Vegetation:none
Brandon Sanders
>pirates pirated sony golden face its a solid kek on a meta level
Xavier Anderson
Just a reminder that this is the dangerous conclusion of the deviant thought: I'm fed up with seeing shit "fill up" an infinite market.
The alternative is this, where you will only have any real access to what they give you, rather than the freeforall that does include quite a bit of shit. Just don't feel compelled to shop at the dungstore and you'll get everything you want and so will everyone else, even the weird German scat fetishists.
Or copy the market. I'm not commenting on piracy, just every time one of you shitheads complains about games you dont have to buy being available.
Liam Moore
based retard
Henry James
Now sing it and be immortalized forever in YouTube my man.
Carter Morgan
You wouldn't download a car would you user?
William Brown
>you wouldn't steal a car, would you, user? can I steal a car over the internet and 100% get away with it? If yes, then yes
Nathan Walker
>can't refute my analogy >resorts to namecalling
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how i know when i've won an argument
Ayden Green
I want to be a full pirate but I like Smash too much :((
Robert Wright
NOOOOOOOOO I NEED MY HANDBALL PLEASE
Julian Taylor
>when your eurotrash game is so bad that pirates don't even bother
