Start game

>start game
>"Please enter your name."
>...

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>Enter full name
>"Your name will now be posted online,"

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>already knows your name

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My name is Bryan

Hi Bryan.

Hey man

>buy game
>have to install it myself

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>please enter you name
>okay
>please enter the name of character
shit

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>enter my real name every time

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Your Name

>start game
>"Please enter your home address and Social Security number."

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Tfw name is too long

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why are people in this board like this

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S u s a n

Fuck off, dont talk shit about Bryan

L O N D O N

hi bryan

Easy question. I just use the same name I've used online and for one of my characters for the past 20 years.

What's your name?

>Enter name
>max characters is less than six

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Sebastien

It's too long can you not read/
Hi too

>fantasy game
>character creation doesn't have the option for randomised setting-friendly names

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>offline singleplayer game
>name entry has censors

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>Player has a male screen name
>Is a female character

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Hi

*pats you*

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Nintendo does this and it's annoying as hell

>no video game characters have your name
It's not even that obscure

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>autism thread
>subject is blank
>name is subject
you motherfucker.

>type name
>please only use letter a-z
FUCK OFF ETERNAL ANGLO

>name is slightly uncommon
>still randomly hear it used in games and media

Liar... whats your name?
It's Kyle isn't?

That's what you get for living in the 3rd world.

>first playthrough
>put formal and normal names, maybe my own name sometimes
>subsequent playthroughs
>put entirely retarded names such as "Autistic Joe" or spanish shit like "Alex Cremento" and "Elver Galarga"

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>username has too many letters
>username has too few letters
>username can't have numbers
>username already taken

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>start game
>are you a boy or a girl?

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Sup

>when I was little I named all my Pokemon meme names like dick barf and pussy blaster
>I transferred them all the way from gen 3 to gen 7
>they censored all of their nicknames
How was this allowed?

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I like to name my character "Dad" since I get to control him and make sure he never abandons anyone.

>try to use the username you've used everywhere else without problem
>"this username is taken"

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Answer me, Kyle you bitch

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>kyle

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>"Name Your Religion."

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Sup Bryan?

CURSE YOU...Jamal!

>enter your name
>enter your friend's name
>enter your other friend's name
>enter your other other friend's name
>enter another friend's name

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>sign up for crappy forum site
>email is username
>no way to change it

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>play any game where I can look vaguely Roman
>name is always Autismus Maximus

dios mio el brayan...

Hi Bryan, I'm مُحمّد

>can't rename Zoroastrianism to "Incest Fetish"
Sad, really.

>the name you pick to use is 1 character over the letter limit
why is it every time?

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>Enter a reference to a Greek Mythological figure
Done. Let's play!

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Hi Bryan

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hey Bryan
fuck you

My man

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Confederate pregnant Anne Frank

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Fuck you faggot, I bet you have a lame name, like Dongus

No, fuck me

I still don't understand the context of this

Fucking 100% Orange Juice
I'm still mad.

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You aren't supposed to

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Bob
It doesn't matter what kind of game, shit's funny
>Dreadlord Bob
>Veteran knight Bob
>Legendary hero Bob
>Superhuman cyborg Bob
>Supreme military commander Bob

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I just choose Buddhism and name it Buddhism
I play a military-only-for-defense playstyle and it's always boring

SIKH GAINZ is always my go-to

7 names my Shiny Zigzagoon

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Whenever I see the name Bob I always think Bob's Burgers now

DICKS

AprilONeil

>not having a separate e-mail for shitty forums

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Ni**er

Nigzagoon

Cat

ziggernook

>not calling it Racism

Animal

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N

Bryan

poopybutt

ZiggySwag

I

Hoopz

>off by one

winrar

>this
fucking hate how stalker does that

G

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>Masterball

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my name is uriah

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>Have to update it every week

>mfw my name is so fucking spic i'll never have a cool character after it, only a fucking biblic character who was a cunt and then he wasn't.

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But Kyle exists...

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...

>pick edgy name
>instantly regret it
>persevere but can't shake the feeling you've made a mistake
>start a new game file about 3 hours in

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My name is Visconti.

you made me think, my name is drew, are there any drews in vidya? any andrews for that matter?

so do you end up only losing territory to aggression and never gaining any?

I always put in AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Abraham? id put that somewhere between cool and "shit this dude's parents are probably religious zealots, i bet they fucked him up in the head, im gonna watch myself around this guy"

Hello Bryan

I'm Derek

You're safe here.

nah dude, Pablo (Paul), shit sucks but at least from where i live (not mexico, SA shithole) i haven't met a lot of pablos, a lot of joses and shit tho.

Paplo is the name of a famous drug lord though

pablo is an alright name desu

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im CIA

shit bros thanks, i guess Pablo Escobar was a cool dude and so are you guys.

>"please enter your initials"
>enter my name
LOCK ME UP

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waaaait a minute. are you the Pablo from /hpgg/?

Pablo is a based name

who? some tripfag from a general? no, i've never used tripcode.
you're based mate.

user
Works for both fantasy and futuristic settings

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his name is "my penis"

Fuck you Bryan, where are my 5 bucks!?

>"Please enter your name."
>Type in "Mr. Big"

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Bwian?

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The patrician's choice.

so what?

calm down La-a

that's not the point

nono BRIAN

>create your character
>character is discarded

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SWIKE HIM CENTUWION VEWY WOFLY

>japanese game
>the first name you enter is actually your last name and the second is your first name

haha get it because its quirky

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>enter name
>enter family name
>enter nickname
oh no

>masterball

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What is there to even waste Masterballs on now that the games just give you Legendaries on a silver platter? I'd have killed for more than one for those stupid dogs.

It actually was clever and thematically interesting you jaded faggot.

>What is her relationship to you

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Who would win in a fight?

>tfw used to name the female characters in JRPGs after the girls I had a crush on back in the 5/6th grade

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landlady

daughter

Hey Bryan, you get that text I sent you earlier?

>Name is already taken.
>Name is already taken.
>Name is already taken.
>Name is already taken..
>Name is already taken.
>Name is already taken.
>Name is already taken.
>Name is already taken.

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>not using AAA

>Named my pokemon after the names of people I was in a clan with in a shitty unity shooter made by Filipinos
>The memories come flowing back after booting up the game years later

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co-worker, neighbor, boss, random woman at the coffee shop, fucking anything but mother because incest is a shit tier fetish for losers that has ruined MILF porn

SNAP

>Not having a first name that is only 3 letters long so you can enter the full name when you get a highscore
Sometimes, being the son of my right hand isn't too bad.

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Chungus

>pokemon rival named after that kid who ended up getting arrested for drug possession

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yikes and blue pilled

>not just entering some random cool name

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Fucking Soul Calibur 3. Whatever I'll just do all caps and call him FAGG0T

>name her after my highschool crush

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>Red devil man named Santa

Jackson??

Hey dude

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>her

Next character I make is gonna be Steve1989, fucking love Steve.

kyle katarn

BEN babyy

Me neither. My dick does, though.

Andrew Ryan

Kek

What games have Zacks

>name: Arthur

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Ask York

FF VII Crisis Core

>enter Nigel
>we can’t allow such a name, as it doesn’t comply with our terms of service

Two games have done this to me now.

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I just name it after my friend who doesn't know he's going to be my boyfriend

Me and my friend used to call this one kid at school a Nigel. Good times.

Athur Morgan for me.

Jade Empire is the only game I played that had this.

Would you believe me if I said my name was Hugh J Rexon?

Hi Bryan, I'm Bryan

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name 5