Give me a legitimate reason on why Steve should not be in?

Give me a legitimate reason on why Steve should not be in?

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he's a literal proud cuck

I would lose all productivity for like a week by shitting up the internet posting Steve renders.

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He tried to fuck my bird.

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Because a dead man can't be in Smash, Steve.

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I have not seen a single person genuinely want Steve in for any other reason than
>haha people don't like this character
I'd like to see what Sakurai could do with such a basic character.

because Minecraft is a Roblox clone and Steve is a vastly inferior version of The Robloxian/Noob that has to hide behind blocks because he's so afraid of getting hit.

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every smash character originates from japan, if steve gets in smash then expect nintendo games on steam lmao

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Is Kazooie tsundere for Banjo?

Diddy Kong K. Rool and Dark Samus are not from Japan.

King K.Rool originates from the UK though

That's domestic abuse user.

because he's ugly as fuck nigga

>such a non character can't even appear in Story Mode
Yeah I'm thinking he's in guys.

Can you really say you are truly loved unless they try to gouge your eyes out?

There's far better characters.

Really? I find him cute

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He wouldn't look good the way he looks in minecraft and he wouldn't look good if they redesigned him to try to fit in smash.

Just to see the Steveposters and their Discord raiding go away and stop clogging Yea Forums

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Imagine devoting time to shitposting about two maybes in a fucking smash game.

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The problem with him is how they'd make Steve look decent enough to be in Smash. Yeah, G&W exists, but G&W isn't ugly in his own game.

You don't know the half of it

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I'm just old enough to not know who the fuck this is. Some minecraft youtuber shit you dumb fucking zoomed watched? Maybe he had some kooky reaction videos you guzzled like cum from your pet dog you sick fucks.

Fuck you smash 64 is the best smash.

>ENEMIES missing one group
Kek, guess they're too scared of the true block veterans.

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Take your meds gramps, you're rambling again

Based. Everything has to be called "abuse" nowadays. Sometimes physical aggression is just done playfully.

I'd rather devote time to shitposting about never-evers.

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T. SEETHING Brainlets, Nintendo owns them & created their franchises. They are literally Japanese

Noob for Smash?

You said CHARACTERS, not FRANCHISES. Moving the goalposts are we user?

>Stevefags posting furshit
And you faggots wonder why everyone with at least half a brain is saying they should be gassed

I mean it'd be neat to see Microsoft do negations with David to get Roblox onto the Switch.
Plus feel like Noob would be pretty fun if the moveset was bringing together BrickBattle and SFotH

So Banjo and Steve?

it doesnt matter, DK is still owned by nintendo and those characters are all first party

Can you actually play Minecraft with this?

Based. I can get used to this Roblox shilling if it gets Stevefags btfo.

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Because you don't actually want him in, you just want to shitpost

Case in point:

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This triggers Stevefags.

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Is that a problem?

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Nice gif, guessing it came from the same source as my roblox gif given the high quality.
I've mostly been pushing the roblox shilling on the steve/banjo threads with the earlier gif. being a roblox boomer is great

Banji deary that invitation is for me now

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I wish my most wanted characters were popular enough to live rent free in discordfags' heads.

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That's real fucking pathetic.

Because he was made by a disgusting racist alt-right shitlord.

Go back to your discord

>Implying a doombro would side with these guys

Go the fuck outside. I realize it's rich coming from someone on fucking Yea Forums, but go the fuck outside.

Imagine seething so hard you build a fucking task force just to fuck with people who a goddamn bear in Smash Bros.

What kind of lives to even live? How EMPTY do you have to be to waste so much time on something with literally no return on investment? I don't even think the Ridley and K. Rool bashing was this bad. Yea Forums likes to wave off Smash as a 'children's party game' that isn't worth spending time on, but I feel like the people who actually enjoy talking about who'd they want to get in are being more productive than you guys who just show up to take a shit everywhere and circlejerk in your Discord

Maybe after you buy the fighter's pass you can buy a fucking life

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Yea Forums hates him & unironically would rather have any of these other characters in Smash

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Steve is a non-entity, a name given to what's meant to be a replacable default model in a game that's been far since gone from the peak of popularity. It is not a mascot for anyone, not even Mojang. Not to mention the fact he has nothing to him in terms of moves, even less than a fucking FE character.
The only people who want Steve in at all are ironic memers posting the Steve render and making shitty threads about how "hurr hurr Steve confirmed for smash"
And you faggots will keep doing it, every single fucking time, even after the Fighters Pass comes and goes you'll say shit like "Steve'll be the first character in the second Pass, just you wait". The only thing cringier would be using a fucking Wojak

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Shit poll, I preferred the one with Cecil in 4th.

Nintendo owns them, but had a weird aversion to using them after losing Rare, resulting in shit like Jungle Beat being meant as a reboot or Retro not being allowed to use the Kremlings. Yeah Paon made all those spinoffs with the Country cast in the early 2000s, but Nintendo clearly didn't give a shit about marketing them.

>mfw

Well, now I wish I hadn't commented.

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He's in instead of Steve tho

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Because Steveposters don't actually want him in.

If the narrative was flipped and Minecraft was who the fans wanted, they'd be latching to Banjo to dick around with them

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Why does Yea Forums like Samus so much? She literally never speaks in her games

>Screenshotting your own posts

>Spot an Incineroar, Plant, Krool or Geno fan dumping on Banjo or other characters, there's your Stevefags
Makes sense, I mean why stick with Steve when you can just change your skin.

A FUCKING PLANT

Based doombro

I wanna see the mental gymnastics Stevefags are gonna do when she gets announced over Cuckrick

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My four most wanted never evers are Steve, NiGHTS, CJ and Heavy.

Because Eggman, Knuckles, Shadow, and Metal Sonic need to be in first.

>NiGHTS and Heavy

You're alright, user

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Based Doomchad, how can stevefags ever compete?

Cringe, Doom Guy is just a lame master chief.

That was a lame comeback, Stevebro.

You're cool, and I think I like you.

Carry on the good work, my guy.

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How would Yea Forums feel if steve was a mii costume and Banjo was the fighter? If they can team with Microsoft sorely they could pull in both in some form

At this point I'd enjoy it for the ensuing shitstorm. It would be at least a week before the shitposting would calm down at all.

He's in

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There should at least have a minecraft stage, other than that, a mii costume for Steve and Banjo as a character

They'd still act like they'd won in the end. Probably make a render of Ugly Steve skinning the Mii Fighter and wearing its body parts

Cringe. No name military man

illegitimate reasons

Now that will be funny to watch, they will probably also say that banjo is low tier like how they did with Ridley and krool

Banjo has as much of chance as the bear from over the hedge does

That's the best you've got? I thought Stevechads were more clever than this

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Actually, I'm a Rash fag.

Fuck Steve Gremblo when

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based doombro

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never

Because when it comes to videogame characters outside Nintendo or even Japan. There are fuckton of characters who make better Smash DLC material than Steve.

Crash bandicoot
Spyro the dragon
Geralt the witch(fuck)er
Mortal Kombat characters.
Team fortress 2 characters

These characters games have fuckton of source material for moveset, stages, and fitting music. While Steve doesn't have that much source material in his game, especially for his moveset and stage music.

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I want to see people weep and cry when he's not.

Based user

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I'm with you on that one, the payoff to seeing all these threads is the day all the DLC is out and we get to enjoy their tears

Chadrick going to have dq builders moveset.

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Microsoft owns Minecraft.

Literally the best possible timeline

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Give me a legitimate reason on why women deserve rights?

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OP of that post here. I did no such thing. This bro did it all on their own.

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Hows this?

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honestly at this point a representation from MS would make so much sense, nintendo and ms relationship literally never got to this level before

Where the fuck did this ugly ass steve model even come from???? I know he's been a thing since last year, but it seems like he just came out of nowhere.

Apparently some furry on DA made it? It was up for download awhile ago

then why wouldn't it be Steve, from the literal best selling game next to Tetris, that's also owned by MS? If not him, then it'd probably be Master Chief

Time for thanksgiving.

because he has one of the absolute ugliest modern character designs known to man

Frank O' Conner shot Chief down ages ago, and the Cuphead devs have talked about how they WANT to be in, so they're out too

It's down to Banjo and Steve, and neither side can deconfirm their character officially without ruining the reveal overal, since literally everyone knows a Microsoft character is coming.

his name

it's almost like...
it's a forced meme, who would do such a thing?

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>excluding the echo fighters to keep the 1 american character out

this is a good point, steve is bland as fuck
honestly i don't even play minecraft, where is this name even come from? ms after they acquire the game?

>if you have the wrong name you can't be in smash now
The absolute state of banjies

I believe it was made by a footfag

exactly. It's Steve, because it has to be.

Doomguy doing gods work as usual

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He's really generic and not really iconic. When most people think minecraft they don't picture steave. They're much more likely to picture a creeper or pig.

>tfw an alright game got progressively worse with updates and my memories of it got soured by the horrible fanbase somehow despite only ever playing by myself
The OST for Minecraft is really nostalgic even though it wasn't exactly a childhood definer for me personally. Anyone else feel the same? Tired of shitposting about Smash.

based

>maybe after you buy the fighters pass you can buy a fucking life

But does it still come with the Rex Mii Fighter costume?

Because Chief is finishing this fight.

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Steve is out though.

Until october.

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You might have had a point, but resorting to ad hominem outs you as someone who just wants to argue and not actually discuss.

Cloud?

Steveposters just want attention. This is literally the one instance where "Ignore them and they'll go away" would actually work

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on a serious note, I think a key reason why it wouldn't make sense to add him is because the minecraft soundtrack does not at all fit with smash. I mean, have you ever listened to the minecraft OST? It's very ambient and extremely laid-back and pure kino, it wouldn't fit in smash. Even remixing it wouldn't really work.

This

WHAT THE FUCK
BASED AND REDSTONED

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Yea, I'm thinking he's in

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Can you really blame them for being afraid of this

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Because his inclusuion was only sparked due to "leakers" claiming Minecraft content within the base game, then the first patch when the game did not release with it. People misinterpreted as Steve's confirmation, which started a campaign. Because of Minecraft's meme/cringe status, people reacted due to the toxic community. But at this point, Steve's chances are far lower than they have ever been... not to mention, his inclusion is kind of a dead meme... sorry...

Because it should be Quote.

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I'm gonna puke from the cringe of that...

based and redstoned

Sakurai mentioned two big reasons in an interview.
>too many swords as it is, he doesn't want anymore, except Joker
Steve would probably use a diamond sword, and that's boring.
>he wants expressive characters
You can't do much with Steve, unless his looks change completely, like OP's picture
>Sakurai said he wants characters who's franchises are "going places"
I don't think this rules out Steve per say, but Steve doesn't have Minecraft 2 coming out anytime soon, so it could count.

TICK TOCK

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I'm not really a supporter of steve, having mixed opinions on their potential inclusion, but I feel it should be pointed out that there is an upcoming minecraft spinoff game "Minecraft Dungeons", which could easily be something they'd want to cross-promote.

it was made by a gay discord tranny furgin furfag footfag (because his arms look like feet)

BASADO

Hi Kroda Stagg

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based

>Diddy Kong K. Rool and Dark Samus are not from Japan.
By that logic, Final Fantasy 9 is not a Japanese game because it was developed in Hawaii.

Those characters are all 1st-party titles funded and approved by Japanese companies. Just because western devs worked on those games, doesn't make those characters western.

>Just because western devs worked on those games, doesn't make those characters western.
what makes those characters western is the fact that they were conceptualized and created by britbongs and burgers for japanese licensed games

Sooo
Wanna a screenshot?

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I too have downloaded the Steve model when it was posted on Yea Forums.

that dog is gonna kill you

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>what makes those characters western is the fact that they were conceptualized and created by britbongs and burgers for japanese licensed games
...as an extension of japanese-created ips and characters. Those characters are from franchises that are japanese, heck, even the characters themselves are essentially just variants of japanese-created characters (e.g. dark samus as a dark mirror to samus).

We are not talking about something like Perfect Dark where Nintendo funded a western dev to make their own original IP and their own characters.

>he doesn't believe that /ourguy/ Minecraft Steve is getting in

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for real though, if steve gets in before sans...

Daily reminder of what stevetards are and what they do
It includes
>Anyone who supports Banjo or any other character you don't like is a Grinchfag
>Vergeben Defense Force shirt
>COPE
>SEETHING
>HE'S IN
>Shit cringe parody of Party Rockers
>Vore fetish
>an invite to the furry transexual discord that exists to 'raid' Yea Forums threads they don't like
>There's a nu-e-celebs in their server
>one of the original creators is a VeggietalesFag.
>they aren't sure about steve in smash, expect one if you are guessing, yes, he's just a refusteve
>Must constantly refer to Minecraft being the best selling game as the only valid agruement
>Optional block placing mechanic that'd break Smash

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>he didn't take the block pill

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go back to Smashboards retard

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!

>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!!
“No!”

Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial.

>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”

Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Banjo (yes, THE Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Banjo & Kazooie walks into the spotlight!

>b-but Microsoft has a good relationship with Nintendo rn! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”

Sorry Stevefags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly!, Just because Nintendo & Microsoft are making Minecraft stuff on Nintendo's consoles & handheld's doesn't mean Steve is in, & Why would Nintendo choose a terribly animated character over a character that has been requested ever since Melee & Phil Spencer acknowledged Banjo & Kazooie being in Smash instead of Steve? Sakurai went way out of his way to talk up Persona 5 before Joker's reveal, guess what other game he's talked up? That's right it's Banjo & Kazooie back then. Don't forget that the Minecraft dev team De-confirmed that blockhead. The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Steve are going to be subverted just like Erdrickfags, BillyBo10k, & Virginbitch with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter & bitter!

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where do you anons keep getting these wacky images of steve?

acording to some anons some furry scatfag made the model

Discord server + furfags × (deviantfag + inflation ÷ veggietales) × virginben - 8 = steveshit

B-Banjobros.... it's over...

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>"b-banjobros... it's over..."
>filename: banjofags
Take your mask off stevefag

youtube.com/watch?v=w2r0w3Mf_6I

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>call him just steve
>take care more the weird endernoodle steve
Your meme doesn't work, it's over.

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even if he did get in, he sure as fuck wouldn't look like that. sakurai likes to keep things classic, we saw this with pac-man

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@everyone

God shes so cute

Hey stevefags

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reminder

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these niggas fighting over mii costume statuss

See

cope
we got something while you didn't you dumb furfag

bruh those 3 clowns are nobodies

>desperate to call everything with fur or anthro furfag
>ignoring dk, diddy, king k rool, lucario,
Yoshi, bowser ecc.

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B-b-b-BASED and FUCK the ugly block cunt.

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Why get the Mii costume when you can get a GF user?

I always get a chuckle out of people calling Banjo furbait. Have you even taken a look at the rule 34? It's awful. And Sexy grunty is the one that gets drawn the most

because i fucken hate minecraft

Of course it does. It uses the primitive pokemon version instead of the chad Pixelmon incineroar.

yiff in hell furniggers

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Why the hate between these two microsoft reps. Can't we have the best of both worlds in this scenario? Have both be represented, Banjo would be the character slot, while Steve can be the Mii costume, but with the mask covering the mii's face and the weapons being converted into a diamond sword, or vice versa between the two characters?

Notch is a nazi now. Who would want to associate with that?

Notch doesn't own Minecraft anymore you brainlet

Not a furfags, but
>no arguments
Dear user.
Your pinocchio is actully a furry, it's a anthro thing who acting like a human.

I'am with you man fuck these BFG fodder.

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Fucking turncoats. Doom and Minecraft are Yea Forums, breath Yea Forums, and will always be Yea Forums. Stop gloating for reddits bear mascot you fucking normie

>I-I'm not the furfag you are!
Pathetic
Kill yourself you disgusting animal fucker

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Fuck off fag your shithead blockman doesn't even have his own unique legacy. InfiMiner says hi you reprobate.

Steve is even bigger in the reddit icon then bear and bird because people with no taste can only identify with Steve. this same thinking can be applied to Master Chief although a bit more respectable.

>"Anthro thing are FURFAGS"
>"so even stuff like pinocchio is furfags stuff since that they're anthr.."
>"AAAAAAH I'M NOT A FURFAG, YOU ARE THE FURFAG, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FURSTUFF!!"

We fucking take you on our side after banjokes get annoying and you treat us like this???

Literally seething lmao

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Smah fans are among the most autistic fanbases on Yea Forums. They will shitpost about literally everything for months on end.

Banjobros and stevefags BTFO

>hey look it’s banjo. That was a good game. What your favorite level/soundtrack/character/.....
>.......I want that cat to take my rear

This is the only place you're in, Stevefags.

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Based Hands

Yes
Banjofags are furfags who want to fuck the bear, that's all what they discuss because they're degenerate pieces of shit.

He's a white supremacist

If anything, Steve is Trump and Banjo is Clinton, and Trump needs to win again. Fuck libtards and praise kek

Only nobody in the fanbase talks like that. Really. The small outliers sure but that's every "animal" game.

Yikes. Imagine being this diluted.

Keep telling yourself that Banjofag.

C O P E

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Shadilay. Shadilay no sumter in tar da

Go to your safe space on reddit, Banjoke and go vote for sanders

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Seems like I hit a nerve.

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But fag
You are already in.

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>Steve gang Steve Gabe
I hate modern internet culture

OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Just follow these easy steps and you might earn that VIP after all:
-Draw the line somewhere. The smug attitude is perfect, but the molester vibes need to go. Ironic rape edits is cringe and pushing this character way too far to the edge. Keep him love-to-hate, he's fine that way.
-Be more open about non-Minecraft references, within reason. The tuxedo edits are funny and the kinship some of you Stevefags hold for other characters is nice.

>be nicer please
Somebody got griefed this morning

It's relative. See:
Aku-tier shenanigans, which is perfect for the character. Anything else is Family Guy "humor".

Yesterday by the spy with the banjo
This screencap
Was made by him

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>the stevefag's discord is being leaked
Lmfao

Give me your discord handle right now. This is against the rules.

>and the kinship some of you Stevefags hold for other characters is nice.
Did you check his back for crossed fingers?

Sorry Dongorong, ol boy. You better start making that tattoo parlor appointment soon. Ask them if they can give Sans Kanye glasses

>something so badly animated like steve? being able to cross anything
Dude can't even emote.

We'll fucking find you and get rid of you. Stop posting screen shots if you know what's good for you.

What? user, did you know how work a spy class?
I'll never show to you my real profile.

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To be fair, he's sharing the VIP list with 4 other guests (Joker being one of them) by default. He's obligated to play nice if nothing else.

Reminder that you too can join in on the fun!
mediafire.com/file/j17bfrcj1bdizzp/Steve.rar/file

>they found our old steve discord after all this time
we're all laughing at you retards in the real discord

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Because I want these fucking retarded threads to fuck off.

CqrGJav?

>Old
It's still up and there is no new server
If there was a real new server, dongo or veggiefag has to manage to share on the server

NO GET OUT

>actually having a discord dedicated to this shit
>STILL believing Vergeben

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WAKEY WAKEY BANJOKES

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>mfw they will never find the real REAL discord server

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>trying to save face when their autism was finally posted.
That is the real server.

Anyone up for Big Al’s Burgers?

Not him, but can you post the invitation link?

>stevefag's server is finally revealed
>it's worse then we thought
>they're trying to act cool
>they're literally promoting furry art while calling banjo a furfag fetish
>they can't even get a 7

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NO

He who fights autists.
I can understand trolling, even in the long term, but for something as juvenile as a Smash game and to take it to that level. There is definitely some kind of developmental issue involved.

Can't believe that Steveposting was just a tranny furfag psy-op. Thought it was Yea Forums's meme of the year, but I was lied to.

Heavy would be so fucking fun goddamn

They'd have to record new voice clips for him, and his VA doesn't like doing it anymore, apparently.

*slonks gang weed*
Now yuo see

Doomchads gonna doomchad

the fuck is this thread
is this what all smashfags are like?
you're creating thread after thread and fucking discords for 2 (two) characters that may or may not be in smash

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There's no Banjo discord. Lmfao

Yeah, it's definitely NEVER EVER, but I love the idea

Yes there is, I'm part of it.

>stevefags trying to shift blame

Steve doesn't need a spot on the roster. You can make him an AT or a costume and no one would be legitimately mad as Minecraft fans have more of an attachment to the game rather than the character himself. They'd likely be fine with any kind of representation.

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This is gonna get good

this, I just use it to find a bear bf to ERP with
I don't care if he's in or not

UE6gv7xz

This is fucking great.

>discordapp.com/invite/UE6gv7xz
Can't believe mods reacted in attoseconds and took the invitation down. Stevetrannies are fast, furious and monitor our every move.

Don't worry about that user-kun ! As you know Steve getting in means that mister Sakurai is bringing not only, Steve from one of the biggest game of all time, but also a stage, music and spirits from this game ! Steve is actually the Cherry on the cake

>"""""music""""""

>stage
>"""""music"""""

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>t. domestic abuser

he's not interesting
not even a character

I don't want to play him that's reason enough.

thank you based user

Why would he be?

>This whole thread
I knew Stevecucks were pathetic but holy shit.
The term RENT FREE has never applied more.

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You say this why being in this very thread

There is. Someone should post the discord link

I could say the same for you, banjoke.

Holy shit. The only post ITT that makes sense.

He'd look ugly as shit

God damn it feels good to be a stevechad right now

You know, it’s really funny. Banjokes keep acting like the discord is running scare, but there’s no signs of stopping from Stevechads.

And here’s a reminder: your blue checkmark bear? He’s not getting in.

>banjokes
>refusteves
>chad
>cope
>seething
>cuck

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This desperation though.

Lil daddydoodoo boy still want the red and brown dose

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Not sure what the doodoo shit is about, but the only dose anyone will receive is a cube shaped one.

Barely, She an asshole to anyone but Banjo, They act like a married couple.

>Two right hands