Middle of the night tring to sleep

>wake up to your a knocking on your door and your mom calling your name
>realise you live alone

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>turn on laptop
>it sounds like a plane about to take off

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love that song. didnt expect to be reminded about it on Yea Forums of all places

It's probably just cables getting stuck on your fan. Shit's like a 3 second fix once you get the PC case off

>Dreaming about replaying game again.
>THAT level pops into memory.

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Not OP, but I find the sound of fans settling. Not sure why.

>middle of the night, asleep
>wake to unmistakable sound of PC gradually powering down
>distinctly recall turning PC off

>computer revs up at the same time every night
IM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE FUCKING CIA NIGGERS
TRANSMIT YOUR SPYWARE DATA WHILE IM AT WORK OR SOMETHING

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>trying to sleep
>PC turns on and i have to put it to sleep like 6 times

How yall wake up from such soft shit?

>finally fall asleep after an hour of tossing and turning
>bored cat starts this ominous fucking caterwauling
>"wooOOOAAAHhh"

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>sleeping
>suddenly woken up to intense blue light shining directly into my eyes and lighting up the entire room
>oh fuck this is it the aliens are here
>Working on updates 35%, don't turn off your computer

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>falling asleep
>faint burning smell
>leap out of bed
>check temps
>nothing

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The AC unit and my computer suppress my voices in my head

>PC has 200 couches

>put computer to sleep
>it immediately wakes up
or
>wake up but still lay in bed
>hear computer turn on

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>sleeping
>half wake up, can't move
>see very clearly visible shadow in the corner of the room

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I bought a PS4 cheap to finally try Bloodborne recently and my ears where ringing after I turned it off later that night, I was wearing headphones and I could barely hear the game over the fan noise.

>Phone has been quiet all day
>Go to sleep without putting it on silent
>Twenty different notifications pop in 30 minutes at max volume and I can't be fucked to get out of bed

>computer is stuck going to splash screen, turning of, and rebooting to splash screen all over again

>gaymen
>suddenly catch a single tiny whiff of melting plastic
>sniff around the entire tower like a madman
>nothing

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>Laying in bed playing some 3DS
>PC suddenly wakes up

>trying to sleep
>hear someone call your name
>you've been dead for years

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When I do shrooms I hear voices in my fans, AC, fridge humming, etc

Whose on trial?

>sitting at PC
>strong smell of burnt toast
>nobody's cooking
>nobody else can smell it
I'm gonna die, aren't i?

>put computer to sleep
>10 minutes later realize the fans never spun down

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Sleep paralysis dude, often triggered by stress and fatigue and a common indicator of depression and anxiety.

T. Suffered with it for nearly ten years

>leaving your pc on while you sleep
But why?

>How yall wake up from such soft shit?
Nigga you only got 2 in perception or something? Not gonna make it

>shut down tor browser
>flashing lights and commotion outside

Just the neighbor having a heart attack.

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Great smile.

>turn off automatic updates
>windows wakes up computer loudly every night until i update
>get tired of it and cave
>another 15+ minutes of bright blue light before i can finally sleep

i want to fight the guy who came up with that

ROSSEEEEMAAAARY

>trying to sleep
>cock falls out of my pants again

>tfw the optional objectives in assassins creed is the reason why i dont start a new game

>Pirate game
>PC is running slightly slower than before

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>boot up pc
>a single, lone cmd window pops up
>and then disappears

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>Lay in bed trying to get to sleep
>Suddenly fight or flight response and heart rate increases 5x

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Tape your cock to your leg like everyone else retard

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>start to drift off to sleep
>sudden feeling that you're falling

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One time I woke up and felt depression I didn't even know was possible, it was like some hemical wasn't working in my brain, and life had absolutly no meaning to me, I swear someone could have started killing me at that mpment and I just wouldn't care, is that sleep paralysis, I don't feel like a depressive person normally?

No, probably a serotonin imbalance

I give you maybe three weeks at the most.

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>middle of the night trying to sleep
>brain fans rev up

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>not having 2tb ssd and 6tb hard drive
With all these 50-100GB games how the fuck do you cope unless all you do is just shitpost on the internet?

Sleep paralysis is fun.
>voice from outside of window in deep ass voice telling you to repent
>and its getting louder and louder
>and you're breathing harsher and harsher trying to wake up
>you wake up
>and then deep voice blasts even harsher with room shaking and you falling off your bed
Had that shit as a kid all the time.

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Huh never knew those where causes. I just figured it happened cause I slept on a weird side of my bed that I normally don't sleep on. Thankfully it wasn't anything crazy like the horror stories I hear from people who have had crazier ones.

>hard of hearing
>don't need to worry about this
My only fear is that someone can practically jog up to while I sleep me and stab me without me ever realizing

Ive lived with depression a long time, so long i trick myself into pretending nothings wrong. It takes me sitting down and reflecting on my past to realize that all the pointless self destructive shit Ive done was a waste of my life.

>Close all my programs
>Hit shutdown
>Force close window opens
>It's blank
>Turn on computer
>DOS box flickers

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>Asleep
>Have a dream where a flying bug lands on my face
>Wake up and freak the fuck out
>Don't sleep for the rest of the night
>Keep seeing things moving in the corner of my eye
>Search everywhere for bugs in the morning
>find nothing

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I'm jealous. I have good enough hearing that I can hear people walking on the sidewalk four houses down.
>hear screen door open
>panic and go check
>it was the neighbours' house

>My only fear is that someone can practically jog up to while I sleep me and stab me without me ever realizing
That's a bonus. If you hear it coming you are obligated to fight back

>trying to sleep
>room is completely silent
>start hearing a buzzing background noise or the beats of your heart

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The sleep paralysis part most often manifests as feeling like you can't move, breathe properly or speak, hallucinations aren't uncommon either. My episodes used to pass within 30 seconds or so but I'd then be bolt upright and my system flooded with adrenaline so it took forever to get back to sleep. Depression can sneak up on you without you noticing sometimes, google SSRIs and serotonin imbalance, may be worth talking to your doctor about them, they helped me immensely when I was at my lowest point

Set your internet connection, weather it be Ethernet or WiFi to a metered connection. You're whale cum.

>his pc is in his room
what's it like living with mommy?

comfy and no rent so I have 30k in the bank at age 23

I had my PS4 set up on the TV in the living room for the first three years I had it. Recently put it on my PC desk and got RDR2 for Christmas. I had to use headphones to be able to hear the game over that fucking thing. Scared to open the window in case the fucker flew away.

I do the same thing when driving.

I was listening to a political debate for 4 hours once, got really anxious, went to sleep only to wake up to a week of absolute anhedonia. As if that stress turned of my emotions for some time.

>Trying to sleep
>To hot with blanket
>To cold without it

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does she still make tendies for you?

>laying it bed
>get weird body sensations that feel like distinct straight lines of light pressure sweeping across my body diagonally
am I dying?

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Happy nightmares this night, Yea Forums.

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Sleep paralysis is legitimately terrifying bros. Scariest thing I've ever experienced.

literally yes

sleep paralysis literally happens to everyone every time they fall asleep. it's a natural part of the sleep process. your body basically gets shut down and then your brain is put into sleep mode usually right after.
what you had problems with was your body basically being turned off but you're still awake.

>Dream about replaying a game
>suddenly stumble on a whole new area
>open map to see the world has greatly expanded in size
>explore around

The best kind of dreams.

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some of us have good taste in games and down download 150gig unoptimized AAA trash filled with raw uncompressed sound files.

lol ok I believe you

>dream of some event or doing something
>it happens in the real world a few days/week or so after
>down to the very last detail

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>trying to sleep at night
>monitor turns on displaying my lock screen but computer is off

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You know, it's probably entered your mouth, or nose or your earholes...

>wake up with a beautiful women
>wake up

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This has been happening to Alex Jones since he was a kid.

>Start computer
>Case fan does a loud drilling noise
>Set PC to sleep for 1 min and boot it up again
>Sound is gone
What's going on

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loose bearing

Same but mine are always super mundane events

check and make sure you arent still seeding or something

>trying to sleep
>just turned off pc
>porn thread on Yea Forums pops up
every time
and no i won't lower my self to look at porn on a small ass screen

>hear literally any sound coming from downstairs
>freeze in my bed and try to listen if it's someone walking around down there
I think my biggest fear is getting my house broken into in the middle of night.

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>loud drilling noise
probably bitcoin miners from pirating too many games

>tired as fuck
>go to bed
> anxiety keeps me awake for hours
>not a single night of good sleep in years

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That used to happen to me a lot as a kid. Stopped halfway through highschool

Sometimes I put it in sleep mode and it wakes up by itself

>Middle of the night
>NAS HDDs start clicking

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Just get a dog. Burglars don't enter houses with dogs and if they do you'll know immediately because bark bark

>trying to sleep
>passenger railway decides to run some cargo trains
>pleasure boats blasting music from the 90`s
>bikers roll up and down on the embarkment
>fireworks
Still love summer

>dream about the girls i like from uni
>she has my head in her lap while brushing my hair
wake up and feel nothing but emptiness for the rest of the week

This. It's never anything I can capitalize on. I'll dream someone will gift me a certain kind of food and it happens a day or two later. What's the point?

I have prophetic dreams too but sometimes they are like a year in advance.

a part of me thinks that dreams are some sort of fucky science we haven't yet discovered and that our brains are advanced that subconsciously we can predict the future based on our daily activities or something.

But you will phone post like a faggot

i downloaded a fitgirl repack and now my car doesn't work

Wait til their dream versions start telling you not to wake up or they will die.

I haven't turned off my laptop in months

>be in class
>something horrible or embarrassing happens to me
>realize that its saturday, and I'm not supposed to be in class
>wake up

Eat shit faggot brain you cant scare me

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D-don't joke about thing like that user

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Peak desperation

literally done this my entire life

>downloading the latest AAA or battle royale trash
Sure is Zoomer in here.

>sleep with PC off in my room when i was a kid
>always afraid a scary maze type screamer would pop up on the monitor with screaming sounds in the middle of the night
shit got worse when i would actually later download games overnight

>Rolling it between your legs

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it's unbelievable how fucking awful I feel when I wake up from a dream that I had a cute gf. I can't even explain how defeated and dead I feel for those first 5-10 minutes after I wake

"lol ur young"

damn you really told him

>pc
YIKES
sure smells like incel in here

I was dreamt that I was in the Skullgirls world and I had to get the skull heart for some reason that I forgot. Only thing that I remember was Samson telling me to not eat the heart which I think I did.
Every fucking time I get too invested in a game or show I always end up dreaming about them and only things that I remember are brief moments. I think I'm mega autistic

this. happens whenever there's a windows update that wants to install.

I have this sometimes as well.
For example, yesterday I dreamed about bowling and in the new Dunkey™ video he's playing a bowling game.

>what is reading comprehension

>be in class
>suddenly remember a class that I haven't attended for months
>panic begins to set in
>wake up and remember that I haven't been to uni for 3 years

Shit like that happens. The sooner you accept that, the better. Just be glad you weren't awake to experience it.

>He doesn't torrent
>He doesn't know that continuous operation is easier on most components

>pirate game
>open task manager
>see this
What do?

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>at school
>realise I don't remember how I got there and the buildings look different to how I remember
>remember my school got bulldozed 12 years ago
>neat, this is a dream
>fuck around, fly, summon people until I wake up
Lucid dreaming is pretty based

This never fails me when I can't sleep.

>go to sleep
>wake up in clothes i didn't go to sleep in

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>tfw 90% of my nightmares are about either my computer breaking or my dog getting hurt

What about the peepee hole?

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>Stay up late
>Alarm clock goes off
>Super tired still but need to get up for work
>Lay in bed for half an hour hoping it will make me less tired it doesn't

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0 correlation

you said zoomer like it's an insult

the only thing it implies is young age, go to sleep gramps

I couldn't make windows stop doing that so I just turn off the pc when I go to bed. It takes seconds to boot with an ssd anyway.

at least you know you have no chance
now imagine if you are close with this girl and you dream about finally manning up, but in reality you are just too pussy and will probably end up regretting not telling her when you die alone at 60.

That's a coincidence. Vidya dunko is not connected to you personally.

its already too late

I'll be killing myself far before I get to 60, kid

Really? I bought my PS4 little over a year ago and that thing is dead silent.

Comfy band, "through the age and the fear and the strife"

>at school
>realise everything's a little off
>I can't feel my body but can still move around easily
>tell someone we're in a dream
>realisation of it being a dream wakes me up
>never managed to lucid dream again

>move out of parents house
>have a mini heart attack every morning when you wake up and realize that you're not in your old bedroom

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Turn on the command line column

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Don't sleep in the same room as your computer. What are you, too young to be on Yea Forums?

But in the spirit of camaraderie...

>middle of the night sleeping normally
>someone violates my perimeter
>stay still, maintain slow breathing, reach for knife under pillow
>leap out of bed, knife at ready
>it's just dog
Oh hey bud. Whatcha doin?

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>having your computer in your bedroom
>not having a study in your apartment

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>go to sleep
>wake up in underwear I didn't sleep in

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>turn on pc
>cpu status light comes on

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>dream about being in class
>remember i don`t need to anymore
>pack my shit and leave without saying a word
>npcs in my dream don`t get it and react like it`s real
Seen this scenario around 5 times

>get really bad allergy recently
>cogged up nose
>cant breath properly
>cogged up ears
>tinnitus out of nowhere
>still fall asleep in 5 minutes because im a huge raging faggot

>Try to take a nap
>Wake up every 5 minutes being unable to move and barely breathing

I used to have dreams about flunking out of high school constantly. Like for whatever reason I was still attending school and fucking around fully well knowing I wasn't going to graduate because I skipped 90% of my classes. It's weird.

Are you trolling?

I saw Interpol live two weeks ago, it was honestly great.
THE ROVER

Fucking Steam Bootstrapper

This shit. For me I dream that I go to a second college in addition to my main one and have been accidentally skipping classes for several weeks. What's with that shit?

>at school
>wait I'm graduated
>steal class donuts
>peace bitches
>get in my car
>start driving
>cops on my tail
>trying to evade them
>wake up
>there's a donut on my dick
yikes

>talk to girl at school
>precum all over myself
I'm not going to make it bros.

>go to sleep
>wake up naked
i'm worried this will happen some day while staying over a friend or relative's house

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This happened to me the other day. Not down to the exact detail, but my dream was close enough to what happened during the day, that it was extremely spoopy.

Worst part is, I can't discuss the details with anyone, because it has to do with my fucked up sexual fantasies.

>Linux system
>locate.updatedb starts running at 4am Saturday morning
>clickety clackety clickety clackety
It was a few years ago, but it actually happened to me

My sister said she heard knocking on her bedroom door when she lived alone.

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>go to sleep
>wake up on a chair
>see the internet tabs still open and computer turned on
>see messages on social networks
>you don't remember writing them
>they are all too offensive or insensitive or i spilled the beans on something political
>ex dumps me next few hours
>the entire new bottle of whiskey is empty
Actually happened.

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>comfy in bed, ready to sleep
>mind is invaded by lewd thoughts
>no chance of sleep until business gets taken care of

>Be young me many years ago
>Be at school
>Have full day at school
>Come back home
>Wake up
>Realize it was all just a dream
>Be pissed for the rest of the day because you now have to go to school for real

That’s sleep paralysis. Easy cure is to go for a walk for 5 minutes then come back and sleep

protip: take the blanket out of the cover, that way you can easily adjust how much you want to cover your body

I always use the cover only on hot nights, and when it gets cold I grab the blanket.

>he doesn't have a home server
memes aside they're maximum comfy

Are you an NPC?

>Wake up in middle of the night
>see shadowy, fibrous orb a foot from my face
>fall out of bed, run to turn on the light
>there's nothing there

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I really should move them to a different room.

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What the fuck are Yea Forumsirgins poor?

you can tell us. what can be worse than futa scat?

based

>Balance laptop on your chest
>keeps your legs cool
>keeps your torso warm

3d underaged futa scat?

I unironically had this happen to me sometime last month

>be dreaming
>in class another boring day doing boring high-school shit
>teacher calls me out as per usual for goofing off
>....wait a minute... HOLY SHIT! this is retarded didnt I already graduate like a few years ago, IM FUCKING SLEEPING RIGHT NOW"
>whole class is looking at me with one eye brow raised as if im crazy
>suddenly jump up and walk out of the room telling my teach to suck it as I literally reminding myself aloud that I graduated 4 years ago and spent the last 4 years of my life being a shut in NEET seasonal job hopper
>close eyes and literally force myself to wake up by focusing intently
>note that its like 2AM and go get on computer load up music and Yea Forums

It was the most hilariously dark wake-up call I had ever had. I was both proud and disappointed in myself simultaneously for the next few hours. It was such a bizzare feeling.

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>it's a dream about having forgot to study and the test is right now episode

I've been a NEET for nearly 10 years, what the frig brain?

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I remember listening to Turn On The Bright Lights a lot when I'd drive home from work late at night when I was in high school. Good times
youtube.com/watch?v=Pcaeq4KDjpQ

>1AM
>Doorbell rings
>Check
>Nobody there

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probably subconscious telling yourself to get off your ass

I never said he was fagit, but I do believe in clairvoyance and I don't care what you say.

school is traumatic

Nah, I hate society and it hates me.
I'm okay with NEETing it up until society inevitably collapses.

It's another nightmare about people finally realizing you are a compulsive liar.

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>"C:Program Files...
>"C:Program Files...
>\\??\C:\Windows\s...
>%SystemRoot%\s...
>"C:Program Files...
>\\??\C:\Windows\s...
>%SystemRoot%\s...
>\\??\C:\Windows\s...
>%SystemRoot%\s...
>"C:Program Files...

If clairvoyance is real than its wasted on e-celeb uploads. Don't feel so bad though because everyones prophetic dreams seem to be useless.

Sorry it was me

>Wake up
>Don't want to get out of bed
>Force myself to get up
>Recluctantly do whole morning routine
>About to leave house
>Wake up
FUCK YOU FAGGOT BRAIN NOW I HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE THING OVER AGAIN

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why do you lie user?

I'm right there with you in thinking that humanity is long overdue for a downfall but its not gonna happen in our time. Unless you already have a method of generating income you should probably get out there and get a part time at least

>moved in with gf three weeks ago, first time not living by myself in three years
>we both hate the flat, are still uncomfortable being around each other 24/7
>mood is at a low point every day, argue a lot
>one night, sleeping next to her
>feel hot
>wake up
>head and entire body covered in my blanket
>barely any oxygen left, feels like I'm suffocating in the hot exhaust air of my own lungs
>huge pressure on my chest and head like someone's sitting on me
>panic
>try to wiggle my way out and at least get my mouth free, craving a hint of fresh air
>so wrapped and tied up in blanket that I can't move
>try to yell her name so she can help get me out, but no breath left, just gasping
>literally about to die
>wake up in the morning

To this day I don't know if I just dreamt a very vivid and lifelike dream, or if she actually tried to suffocate me but pussied out when I fell unconscious. Never asked her about it.

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>dreaming one night
>realize i'm in a dream
>instead of trying to wake up to the real world, my brain thinks I'm in a lab or a hospital being sedated
>had a glimpse of being in a hospital bed full of tubes
>can't wake up
>the sky turns into the color in pic related and starts to dissolve
>still trying to wake up
sometimes I think this is just a dream

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RIGHT WILL TAKE YOU PLACES, MAYBE TO THE BEACH

WHEN YOUR FRIENDS THEY DO COME RUNNING, TELL EM NOW YOUR
PLEASURES SET ON

S L O W

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I'm 30 and I still occasionally have dreams of being in school. At least when I wake up I don't have to worry about finishing the essay/test.

>Middle of the night
>Ghosts strip you in your sleep

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SANDY WHY CANT WE LOOK THE OTHER WAY

>svchost.exe
>C:Program Files

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>12 AM
>somebody knocks on the door
>dog is going bonkers
>open it just a crack
>shirtless scrawny white kid
>uhhh... is cowboy there?
>no, go away
fucking meth heads

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>get home from work
>nap for an hour
>random, major feeling of existential dread upon waking up

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>but its not gonna happen in our time.

Lol, keep dreaming bud.
The economy WILL collapse in our lifetime and you would be naive to say otherwise. WW3 will most likely happen in our lifetime as well.

>Unless you already have a method of generating income
I get autism bux, which is more than enough right now. I saved over 20k because I never buy shit.

>its another "I tell off and alienate everyone in my immediate family" dream
STOP REMINDING ME

>wake up
>have to go to work

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>Vividly dream I'm burning to death,
>wake up profusely sweating, very hot
>not sick, room temp is fine, no fires

>Be me in 2014
>Be sleeping
>Have dream
>You're JonTron as Naked Snake in bed
>Try to wakeup
>Can't wakeup
>wakemeupinside.flac
That was honestly one of the most weirdly scary dreams of my life

>boot into windows
>storage drive starts seeking whenever my mouse isnt moving
>boot into linux
>storage drive is dead quiet

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>finally manage to be able to control when I want to lucid dream for the most part
>works about 75% of the time if I'm guessing
>have tons of sex with anime girls
Literally lmaoing at horny and lonely virgins.

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>wakes up drenched in sweat, always in compromising positions
>covered in bruises and scratches
this has been happening since childhood
i guess im trying to beat myself up in my sleep?

>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>I didn't die peacefully in my sleep like I wished would happen

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>be in dream
>the clock never makes any sense
>its just a hole of random distorted shit
>never question it

>start to fall asleep
>brain thinks you are falling
>spasm in bed for a second and wake up instantly

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Have you ever got this one:
>play a great fantastic video game and enjoy the hell out of it
>its either unreleased yet or non-existent
>wake up
>want go back to sleep to continue playing "the game of your dreams"

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Honestly, not being aware of my own death seems to be one of the scariest things that could ever happen to me.

>MythTV tuners stop recording
>reboot it
>still not working
>another important computer breaks
>fuck, there's nothing I was recording today anyhow
>2 days later
>MythTV is working again

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Computers are built to keep running 24/7. Turning them on and off is a larger strain on the hardware.

It's just indexing your files in the background so you can search for them quickly. If you leave task manager open after a while you'll see it working after a minute of idle time.

Yeah, imagine dying and not realizing it happened until you find out later on. That's scary.

>die in my sleep
>the "other side" i appeared was minecraft
My worst nightmare ever.

More than once.

That's the first step to lucid dreaming/out of body experiences. You have to be aware at all times though.

Yes, it's always basically just Morrowind but I'm in the game like a holodeck. I usually figure out it's a dream but am still "in it", so to speak, so I can't actually do anything.

This applies to most electronics in general. The power surge that comes from turning them on harms components the most.

How?

Not him but I literally can't help it, I don't lie about important shit just mundane shit, I say it then immediately think to myself "why did I do that" or "What was the point in lying about that", I think it might be an anxiety thing but I'm not sure.

i turned indexing off

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>spend eternity alone with infinite comfy crafting and building
>the loneliness of it all makes it completely pointless as you have no one to share it with
I mean, Hell would be worse, but that still sucks

>going to sleep
>hear whispering
>it stops
>look around and see nothing
>few nights later
>hear strange sounds like things being moved around in my room
>see nothing
>a few nights later
>hear whispering again

I don't believe in the paranormal, but this has happened to me a lot.

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Funny. Literally almost every time i become lucid is when i take a dream piss and suddenly start thinking "wait i got to stop, if i do this im seriously gonna wet the bed, oh wait im dreaming"
and then i start doing lucid dream shit

>Not him but

user, you need to stop

>sleeping
>hear talking
>go to sleep again
>hear whispering
>hear growl in your pillow

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This one time I had a dream about Dark Souls meets Fallout: New Vegas. (2 of my favorite games)

I was shooting a massive boss with the Fat Man and shit and it was amazing.

You are probably becoming esquizofrenic, seek help.

>had a dream where I was sleeping over at someones house
>had some strange instinctual knowledge that he person was going to kill me as I tried to sleep
>manage to wake myself up
>suddenly out of nowhere clearly hallucinate that person in my room coming towards me with a knife
>actually screamed out lout and jumped
I slept with a knife next to my bed for two months straight after that.
The person was Ned Flanders which kind of seems silly but you weren't there man.

So whats the billing like if you leave your pc on instead of turning it on and off every 8 hours or something? Surely its a higher electric bill if left on

Ya it happens to me it's the fucking windows update

only an issue if you are american

>It was just the neighbor getting murdered

Happens to me from time to time kinda used to it but i still wake up a little sad.

You turned indexing "off"

do you ever admit to anyone that you just lied to them? i've known two compulsive liars in my life and both of them refuse to admit their lies no matter how ridiculous they are.

It's lower if you put it on sleep mode

it's schizophrenic in english

Not him either. Anxiety prompts me to lie about shit sometimes. I wish it didn't but it feels like a knife in my gut and I just do it anyway. Its always shit that's not worth lying about. Like, it would be more productive to be truthful and only reflect negatively on me if it was found out. Its a bad habit from childhood where my dad would get mad at me for little shit that's not worth getting mad over and I can't shake it because I'm too used to the lingering sense of insecurity. It's my baseline.

Because you have wake timers enabled. When there's a pending update it'll set those at somewhere during the middle of the night when it figures you won't be using it. You have to go into the advanced power settings page and disable it.

Shit like that will eat you alive dude. You've gotta work on it.

not that guy either, but I lie about the important shit too
it's entirely an anxiety thing and anonymity is my only friend
I need to stop, sometimes I even want to stop, but it just keeps happening
can't get the right therapy or meds either when I lie about that too

>3 AM
>Dog can leap on any furniture but never has done it ever
>Well potty trained in my house
>Sleepy time
>Wake up
>smells like the most rancid ass in history
>no poop anywhere.
>try and look for it
>cant find it
>Doggo proceeds to take up 95% of my bed

This fucking dog is shitting and eating it to hide evidence, no way does he go a whole day without shitting without being a fucking sneak.

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>Windows update happens
>CPU usage and ram usage goes up
>Computer overheats and shuts down
Shit is why I disabled updates

I tried doing that. It reverts back to waking up for updates unless you delete certain files or make them read only. Pain in the ass.

>trying to sleep
>re-hear the voices of all the people you met that day or music you heard very clearly even if you don't remember any of it

can't even get pussy in my dreams

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>Doggo

nigga you'd best start REPENTing as soon as possible

I once had a dream about watching my family dying in a car crash. Was a bit unsettled but hey, it's just a dream so whatever.

Next day my stepdad comes home from work with a professional rally car somebody brought into his shop. "hey, lets go for a night drive before I return it tomorrow!"

I was sitting in the back freaking the fuck out as we raced around after midnight going over 150 miles an hour, convinced my dream was a prophecy.

Fuck you retarded nigger faggot, I said Doggo, not Doge. The latter is reddit, the former is non-fag.

God is not happy with you, user.
You should unironically repent.

Then take the final solution and disable windows update service. Enable it if you ever want to install updates.

>3am
>dog scratches bedroom door
>realise you don't have a dog

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>almost fall a sleep
>suddenly let out a fart
>for some reason it feels wet as fuck
>get up and go to the bathroom to wipe
>the toilet paper is completely spotless

this happens several times a week
you think i'd learn after the first 2 or 3 times, but no

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>you used a word i dont like so you must be from reddit

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>lock keyboard
>go home from work
>come in next morning
>control-alt-delete, enter password
>windows runs like shit for 10 minutes because it paged everything out of cache overnight and your computer has Dell's default 80GB 5400RPM factory drive

my friend's PC uptime is like 9 months and his shit runs smoother than anything I've ever built.

>at home chilling, everything normal, room door closed
>suddenly door handle SHAKES VIOLENTLY LIKE SOMEBODY WANTS TO COME IN AND KILL YOU
>nothing happens afterwards though
>happens again every once in a while
>be ready this one time
>open door as soon as it happens
>nobody there
I think it's the change in air pressure trying to open the door, but people keep saying I'm just imagining things.

rosemary...

oh I really wish I could get autism bucks too but I dont qualify.
I know this is gonna sound /r9k/ as fuck but I want to observe society from the sidelines a lot more than I want to actually be a part of it and I often find myself wishing that I was like a invisible watcher like in that movie "A Ghost Story"

there is some hippy part of my subconscious that is really disgusted with how selfish and naive most humans tend to be when it comes to just mindlessly repopulating and polluting the earth despite nearly each and everyone of us having the brain power to know better yet majority of us failing to do otherwise.

youtu.be/28BXqQWqYJU

My deepest hope is that someday humanity fails (or has a similar epiphany) then a better more benevolent species rises in our place (maybe robots?). One that doesn't know the taint of ambition or greed or a ego so massive that each person feels the need to be part of some grand deities master plan and more than just another organism contributing to the cycle. Every day when I night walk I hope that there is a future where Nature just chocks us all up to a fail experiment, cleans up our messes (trash,cars and cities) and restarts once more for a 3rd time.

I know not every person is bad but I cant help but feel this way.

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IT RE ENABLED ITSELF. Do you use windows 10? It is obnoxious with this update shit.

Maybe it's because your friend runs GAHNOO SLASH LEENUCKS?

I played M&B so much at one point that I had a dream where I basically just stared at colored numbers floating in the void for what felt like hours.
It was the most soul crushingly, mind numbingly boring thing I have experienced and I stopped playing Warband for a good month after it.

I thought sleep paralysis was when you couldn't move not audiotory or visual hallucinations.

Anyway I used to have it too, I'd wake up face down in my pillow unable to move and panick thinking I'd suffocate

For me it's always trying to read something
>hmm what does this menu say
>wait how am I reading this my eyes are closed
>wait just a darn second here

>Sleeping
>Have a bad dream, not exactly a nightmare
>Wake up screaming on top of my lungs sometimes even kicking shit as self defense mechanism
>After regaining conscience of what is real I barely remember what triggered the reaction, but I know It has to do with things coming to get me at my very bed.
This shit has happened to me more than I would wish to admit

FUCK sleep paralysis. Psychedelics don't even compare. That shit is real until you can fully wake up.

have you tried melatonin user? also you want the smallest dose possible, weirdly it works better.

lol good luck disabling w10 updates without the Pro edition powershell

thats very normal fyi if your hinges are loose. Mine used to do it, do not underestimate wind pressure or air pressure. My older doors are autistic cerebral palsy victims when even the smallest change happens. I live in a wind tunnel and I have to slowly close my doors like some weird autist sometimes or it will shatter the glass.

This shouldnt happen to any door that isnt near a window though.

>try to be extremely careful about computer security, never download anything from untrusted sources, use a VPN, perform regular AV scans, watch network traffic, poke around in task manager somewhat regularly
>Any time my computer does anything at all unusual, I have an intense desire to completely wipe it and start over
Is there a term for computer hypochondria?

>old shitty speaker picks up radio signals
>sounds like constant quiet whispering

Kek, you have exploding head syndrome as well.

HEY WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY

I usually just say, apologise and say I mispoke then correct myself, I think most people I know think I'm either retarded or very forgetful.
If I catch myself as I'm about to do it instead of after I've already done it I start stuttering, and need to stop and repeat the sentence from the start again.
>It's a bad habit from childhood where my dad would get mad at me for little shit
Think the reason I do it is similar, my parents allways pushed be to do well in school, and would berate/punish me if my results were anything less than perfect, I started just lying to keep them of my back because the pressure they were putting on me was stressing me out, never was able to shake the habit as an adult.

I had this one time right as I was dozing off, and it woke me the fuck up, and freaked me the fuck out.

I barely remember the details. Just that I heard my sister whisper something in my ear, then I spent about 10 seconds processing the fact that she was sound asleep in bed accross the hall before I opened my eyes. I imagine I made the same face as that penguin.
I wish I could remember what I heard her say.

>go to bed
>wake up in a crib
>hellyes.jpg

3-6mg is the sweet spot. I only do it maybe twice a month, though.

Be honest with me interpol fans. How many of you are spics?

I'm not. Actually I am.

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look into qubes os if you're paranoid about security

Whats it like being 6 years old? Cause thats the only time it happened to me.

>27 years old
>Vividly dream ever night, can taste, smell, and even feel(to an extent)
>Semi-Lucid as I was once a legit lucid dreamer but got sleep paralysis too much
>can wake up in any dream/nightmare on command
>can go back into said dream multiple times
>cant create but can choose where I go and what myself does
>Sometimes dreams last almost 3-6 hours realtime and self aware.
Get a hold of your dreams faggy shaggy. Semi Lucid is patrician tier. Lucid is unironically hard to do with perfect control without spooky sleep paralysis time to time.

It happens because your mind wakes up but your body is still asleep, so you get shit inputs. You can abuse it the other way to go into dreams while concious.
>lie in bed
>don't move, just breathe
>keep your mind occupied and paying attention
>eventually you'll feel the compulsion to move: maybe you'll think the position your arm is in isn't the best, or you'll want to move your thumb or something
>ignore it, don't move
>you'll feel like you're sinking, your chest will get tight and you'll feel either at total peace or absolutely freak the fuck out
>weird shit starts to happen as you hallucinate
>eventually you'll just straight-up dream

PC Would always manage to turn on like 15 minutes after i set it to sleep. Looked for solutions for months until someone suggested preventing network adapter from waking machine. always kinda spooked me since I thought the only way pc could wake was via power buttons/ kb+mouse

>trying to sleep

Cut caffeine you idiot you will never have trouble sleeping again

Holy fucking fuck I fucking hate these nightmares and it's been over five years for me

Same my man. I don't like the current state of society and I want nothing to do with it. Everything just seems so soulless and shitty lately. The only thing that really matters to me is my family and friends. That and basic needs for survival, you gotta have that too.

Maybe try getting diagnosed again and just pretend to be more autistic than usual or something. No one should have to be forced to contribute to this destructive machine.

same problem man i hear voices in my head when put earphones

>Shutting down your computer
>Ever
It causes more wear to start it up in the morning than it does to leave it idling all night and uses more power

I only had one night terror when I was like 5, but that shit sticks with you. I got up and started sprinting before I woke up.

>wake up
>go to my chair and play vidya
>wake up again
>go to my chair and play vidya
i need help

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it is the undead, dont be a faggot and listen to them

>Girl has the audacity to act like shes not impressed

>turn on monitor
>program hasbrown's golden would like to close, is that okay?

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>middle of the night trying to sleep
>computer turns it self on
i have no idea what causes it, I have disabled every windows auto boot setting i can find, but still once a week or so the dam thing boots it self

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>he doesn't have a dedicated torrent-box
oh, I'm on Yea Forums!

shit dude that's fucked

>try to make yourself comfy
>blanket, hot coffee/chocolate, snacks, the whole nine yards

>inevitably get uncomfy because you didn't stretch, temperature isn't right, you've comfy enough that you don't want to leave your room but you've got to take a shit, coffee/chocolate goes cold, snacks run out and leave you with more of a craving or worse, you forget about them and when you go get them there are ants
>eventually get in a comfy mood
>alarm goes off and the morning light ruins the mood

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My pc does that on occasion because it's like 7 fucking years old.
Fuck me I need an upgrade.

>Dream this

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What a retarded thing to post

Different guy, I have way too many involved dreams like that and I wake up exhausted every single morning. I used to be scared by them, now it's just tiring. Last night was set in some underground lab, or maybe more like a warehouse really, that was slowly being taken over by hell (subtly, not Doom style zombies or candles and pentagons) which was driving people mad. There were 'boss fights' and so on, like this one guy who was in a powered mech suit, the gimmick was he was in an area that was all small rooms linked together by small corridors but he had a total advantage in a straight up fight so I had to find ways to cut him off in certain places and do various things. Spooky for sure, but I'm sick of having this shit. I think it's because I have no importance or social interaction whatsoever in reality so my brain has to invent some.

Sleep paralysis. Common.

Disabling microsoft account service also kills updates. I actually found that out unintentionally when I disabled it since I never plan on actually using one. I went without updates for three months (it wouldn't even show them as available) and searched everywhere on how to get updates working until someone said to reset services.

Had something similar happen to me too
>Listen to a song with my old cellphone
>Song ends and start to hear something like two people whispering
Never happened again.

same goddamn dream maybe 2x a year

>first day
>old as fuck but have to go back to high school for some reason
>don't give a fuck about fitting in
>getting to class
>learning the schedule
>get to the end of the year
>realize there's one class I haven't gone to since the first day
>panic
>go there,
>everything's different

wake up, i blame my sleep apnea for my vivid dreams, but my twin sister has them to.

It's what I thought after all, but people looked at me as if I was crazy.

I had an oil fart once, so cornfused at how my cheeks were wet, but no brown, check my shorts, huge wet oily circle

WHY CANT THEY APPEAL TO ME AS MUCH AS TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND ANTICS AGES, WHY DID CARLOS DENGLER LEFT?

>drifting off
>otherworldly scream
>all in my head
Yup

>go to desktop
>all the icons flash for a second

i had headphones that did this, but it was clearly some talk show

It's worse when it's your ex.

I don't even fully know what the fuck happens seconds before I go apeshit fighting and screaming (allegedly like if was being fucking murdered) how is that even 6 year old.
What I described was barely what is common in those dreams but sometimes I don't remember what I was dreaming or I just scream a bit without even waking up.

Exploding head syndrome. Rare but not anything to worry about .
>you'll feel like you're sinking, your chest will get tight
Hypnagogic jerk, errytiem. The rushing water electricity in the ears is just a bonus for my insomnia.

It's even worse when it's an idealised version of someone you know but never really thought about, and then you have to face the real them in the morning

>hear mom calling me
>have been living alone for years now
Literally what the hell

>go to bed
>start hearing voices laughing in my head
AAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS NOT COMFY

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>Let him die rather than break his legs
He kinda deserved it for crawling into a space smaller than he was but goddamn, breaks heal

>go to sleep
>wake up in another room
What the fuck?

Dude literally this.
>be 11
>hear noises coming out of door
>"oh shit Aliens"
>lift ass in the air
>spread my buttcheeks
>readying myself for sexual alien probing
>door opens and my mother turns on the lights
>sees me with my already asshole exposed
>mfw

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>hard drive making rattly noises for like 4 months now, bought it a year ago
>recently stopped
no sweat

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>Fall asleep on stomach
>Dream some sort of sleep paralysis
>Dream there's someone looking through my shit with a flash light
>Reach out but can't speak
>Eyes can barely open as if I've been drugged
>Also my cat is alive again cuddled up next to me
>Wake up

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I heard MGSV in that, user. Bravo

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You should put your dog down.

are you literally too mentally handicapped to set the update service to "DISABLED" or alternatively install an OS that doesn't interrupt life?

>dream about getting assfucked prone
>feels really good i can almost cum
>can't remember who's fucking me
>turn around
>it's my dad

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I used to have night terrors like the user I respsonded to, but they were all between 4-6 year old. No adult or teen should be fucking rocketing out of bed from any nightmare.

You are right, it does stick thought, I remember most of my child nightmares. I used to get 1 every 4th of july for 4 years straight (5-9) of a crazy cat while I hid in a trucks backpart, and trying to capture it with those neck chockers they use for gators, only made its neck longer and come at you. Only safe place was the truck. I had this dream years in a row always on july 4th.

Another dream was in my basement but the floor would slowly dispensary, and monkey bars going up stairs would appear. I fell for well over 5 years, from 5-10, but finally beat it and got to the top. The reward was a pancake breakfest. I had this dream more than anything else during those years.

It sucks an its tiring, your dreams sound very similar but none of mine are spooky, but real. All take place in schools/campuses/Warehouses/Family Houses. I ahte when they last, its fucking exhausting having even a 2 hour real time dream, let alone a fucking 6 hour one.

Then they are retards, I got a large family and all of us have had similar things happen. Its rare as fuck but sometimes the spooky is very simple, which is spooky itself. We did all grow up in older Victorian homes though. You should only be concerned if the exact same shit happens multiple times.

Most of us, even us lucid dreamers who kept journals forget almost seconds after waking up, all dream normies forget them. Your apeshit stuff is something I did regurally while I was very young, maybe you didnt have serious nightmares as a child, but have them now, dont feel less of yourself, its normal, its just some have them early and stop having nightmares like me, or get them more later. Only fags worth shitting on are people who literally cannot remember any dreams, what a sad life, dreams are kino.

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Earphones maybe picking up radio signals?

It's a pc, not a car, user.

I have this same fucking dream scenario a couple times a year as well wtf

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>Hypnagogic jerk, errytiem. The rushing water electricity in the ears is just a bonus for my insomnia.
Is that the cause for the noise i hear when it's completely silent?

>stay up late playing video games
>fall asleep
>dream about playing the game

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Did he died?

>realize I'm in a dream
>decide to fly and shit
>get bored after 2 seconds
>get back on the ground and try to imagine sexy shit
>get bored after 2 seconds again
>decide it's time to wake up, start pinching and slapping myself(really felt a slap so I must've decked myself while sleeping)
>wake up in another dream and forget what happened until I actually woke up
Probably the stupidest shit that ever happened in my dreams.

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>it's a dream about fighting your dad episode
What gives? I love the man and he's never harmed me physically in any way.\

Also no I don't wanna fuck my mother you weirdo Freudians

common, its picking up radio waves, this shit can even happen with old ass bracers. It hardly happens these days but growing up my speakers would chirp around and go into some AM radio show at low quality, and then back to normal. One friend actually got an AM station on her braces for a few minutes.

generally that means you are unconsciously not fulfilled with whatever standards your dad expects of you, OR, you are self concious and your dad fucking loves everything about you but have doubts.

Same shit happens with dreamers driving or swimming, and especially punching, its self doubt at your own level.

>gives you cancer
Heh, nothing personnel.

>Why Utah’s Nutty Putty Cave Is Sealed Up With One Spelunker Inside
allthatsinteresting.com/nutty-putty-cave

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Retard

That or tinnitus.

Nah that's tinnitus

Yes, his body is still inside the cave.

>Shut computer down
>All fans kick into max speed before turning off

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>pirate game
>actually don't because STALLED

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Are you retarded?

I had a dream I was demoman for real and stacked dominations. It was pretty cool.

It's pretty similar to white noise

Well I am probably a huge disappointment to him as I am a 27 year old virgin NEET, but he does love me unconditionally and supports my dream of making it in the music biz. It's my mother who's always egging me about getting a jurb.

>stay up late
>go to bed
>the second I turn my brain off and try to sleep my thoughts get filled with disgusting images and ideas
Is this a normal thing?
It always happens if I stay up for too long

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>leave images open
>hour later computer starts having a meltdown
I don't know why the fuck this happens but it's fucking weird.

Be glad you aren't using the Pro and its Boost Mode. You could slow roast a rack of ribs with the heat it generates and the tiny babby fans are useless cooling it.

I think It might be related to stress, as in there is higher chance for me to end up having those.
There was a time during college where I has them relatively frequently because of exams and some weeks ago I had a couple of episodes (one of them being just some screams without waking up) probably because at the time I was concentrated on a very important document.
Brains are weird things full of fuck, I wish one day I can master it and do some lucid dreaming

Fuck man I'm in bed I didn't need this I didn't need this thread. Aaaaaaa

>start computer
>weird buzzing/static noise when moving mouse
>goes away after 10 minutes

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Don't leave your PC on while you sleep and keep your consoles well away from you. Even low noise for a prolonged time might damage your hearing, and it will never heal.

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>find old game from 2000
>insert CD
>needs a patch to run on anything newer than W2K
>only pirates still had the patch
>most of them put it on long dead file dump sites
>finally find a file
>it's a .ace file inside a .rar file
>not just ace but ace 2.0
>fucking minmax kiddies
(I did eventually get it to work, holy shit those graphics are dated.)

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>using sleep mode
just fucking turn it off, my dudes

i literally have 30mb/s download, shut the fuck up

>Sleep paralysis is fun
yee
>tfw I wake up unable to move for ~30 sec
>walls are crawling with massive incects or there is a large man standing in the shadows
>suddenly full adrenaline mode
then I have to try to fall asleep again after going from sleep to 100% action mode

Im not sure which is worse though, since I also sleep walk. Waking up in a position/place you know you did not fall asleep is unsettling as fuck.
>on vacation with family in Canada near ski resort
>staying in one of those motels where the door to the room opens directly outdoors
> my mom wakes up to me walking out the door barefoot in my pajamas completely asleep
>was literally about to walk out into the snow never to be seen again
>once I woke up ~10 feet off the ground in a tree I liked to climb in my back yard
sleepwalking is misery anons, falling asleep not knowing if you will do things with no recollection the next day is shit

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Oh man that happens to me too, sometimes I'll dream about shitting on the toilet and then first thing that happens when I wake up I'm shitting on the toilet.

it re-enables itself, you mong. But yes, I'm also a mong for using windows 10.

This. The only people who use sleep mode are poorfags with 5400rpm hard drives that have to wait more than 5 minutes for their PC to cold boot.

Thanks for helping me farm bitcoin, bro ;)

That's still pretty Freudian. Not that there's anything completely wrong with that.

>sleep
>dream about being back at high school/college
>it's the same dream I always have where I didn't attend X class and there's an important exam/project soon
>wake up
>got my degree like 7 years ago
>ask friends about the dram and if they also have it
>they say yes

Anyone else? also why?

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>Get ready for bed
>Lay down
>About to fall asleep
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Remember that your ears have tinnitus
fuck you tinnitus

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probably because he cleans it thoroughly every week

>Laptop

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Yep, I get dreams about waking up for the bus and/or trying to remember the order of when and where my classes are

I think it shows how much the stress of school fucks us up for life a little. Especially since it IS your life for like 16 years if you get a typical 4 year degree.

>on holiday in a different city
>get into bed
>hotel cleaner has tucked the duvet in under the mattress

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It still holds true user it's better to leave it running then constantly shut it down infact you should aim to reboot as seldom as possible

>have a dream about high-school
>forgot my shirt/pants
>nobody comments on it but I feel embarrassed
Or better yet
>have a dream about high-school
>have to repeat a grade because I failed a class
>try to convince them to let me go
The second one happens almost every fucking week.

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>tfw all of my friends think i got over my depression
>in reality i just suppressed it and pretend that im totally fine and that whatever happens happens
>desperately wish that they'd ask me if im okay

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>go to bed
>roll in bed a awhile
>fall asleep like a fucking a rock, barely even remember any means of dreaming
Properly because I don't have any worries.

>stroke out

Would you tell them if they did?

Have you tried not being a self-pitying fegit?

t. tough love

>go to sleep
>fucking die
and that's a good thing!

im with you brother. Sometimes I forget I have it and then its all I can fucking hear. Kind of like breathing manually

>sleeping
>have a good sleep through the entire night

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30mb/s is 3 × 10-8 megabits per second, or 0.000000003Mbps.

Did you mean Mbps or MB/s?

God I wish this was me

>do exactly this
>its usually conversations with people about shit
>self realize mid conversation and stand there with a dumb look on my face
happened in college with a professor after i was accused of cheating, was really funny when he kept yelling at me when i looked like id found the meaning of life

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>that dream where you as adult attend school again

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>Also my cat is alive again cuddled up next to me

That shit would have wrecked me.

ROSEMARY

depending on the person, probably

trust me i dont pity myself, im just irrationally disappointed with myself and dont really blame anyone but me

>there's people here who thinks depression is real
I hate how current people call sadness about something "depression"
It wasn't a thing 15-20 years ago because there weren't people spamming shit about in on the internet.
It's as stupid as people automedicating using the internet.

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Literally one of the most common dreams. I have ones where the steps and Hall's are fucking harry potter bullshit on meth and I've lost my class schedule.

>remember that you have tinnitus
>panic and think you need to do something about it
>remember that you can't do anything about it
>despair

>Hall's
Fucking phone, I'll fucking kill you.

YOU’RE COMING WITH ME

>go through every options menu on Windows and turn off every way of waking the computer
>use cmd to disable power on from every peripheral listed
>computer still manages to wake itself randomly
I just shut down now. Updates can suck my benis

>cmd.exe
>shutdown /s /t 13000
>go to bed

>that dream of the buzzing wasp getting closer and closer but you can't see or stop it no matter how you turn, and you're completely helpless, then everything stops for a moment when it lands on your neck, then you wake up

Well yes, women can't be depressed because they're never lonely or in need of affection. For lonely men though it's a serious issue, hence all the male suicides.

What if i told you those aren't dreams, but your brain is fooling you into sense of remembering the current events happening as past memories? You cannot actually "remember" what happens next. You're just feeling a dejavu effect.

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You both need to learn how group policy works. You can literally tell updates and nags to fuck off forever and never come back.

Depersonalization is something everyone goes through. Smoke some angel dust and you'll be back on track afterwards, if you don't get arrested.

>CPU cares

>you want the smallest dose possible, weirdly it works better.
Why is that?

>believing in clairvoyance
lol

Guess

>CPU at 100% for two hours trying to brute force a trip
>will probably take the rest of the night

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YO YO DONNIE

I'll be contacting you guys in your dreams tonight. Maybe you should think twice about answering the phone

im quite positive this is some sort of brain malfunction where you are for some reason mapping whats currently happening in longterm memory. let me guess you smoke weed? anyways its confusing but more believable than reading the future, crazier shit can happen to the brain unfortunately, at least it isn't harmful

Let's just get this out of the way.
>your tongue is too big for your mouth
>your eyes are dry
>your lips are dry
>your ears itch

i don't know why i do it. only takes a few seconds to boot up.

Eldritch horrors will await thee. But don't worry, they're my friends so as long as you don't break the rules you'll be fine.

>have dream where I get bitten by a spider that was hiding in my shoe
>wake up
>go downstairs
>pick up my shoe
>reach inside
>there's a fucking spider in there
>it bites my hand
>minor heart attack
>turns out it was just a generic brown spider, totally harmless
>realize that I had a premonition and still got bitten like a retard

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thankfully i never get it before sleep always during the day

This post is just a bunch of stupid

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That's called a panic attack, you giant faggot.

>spending night at friend's house
>try to sleep
>can't because of car noises and city lights outside
>try to sleep at home
>can't because of tinnitus
>mfw rain is the only noise that can put me to sleep

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can I at least put it in sleep mode?

The truth can hurt. I know it.

Sleep and hibernation ate bluepilled as fuck, anyway. I've been disabling that shit through command for years now and it prevents so many problems.

retard, it's a figure of speech. I didn't actually have a heart attack, it's a common way of expressing that you were shocked. Fucking ESL teenager

I sometimes wake up with inexplicably sticky or wet fingers and always get confused as to what it is until I sniff or lick at them
My hands get up to naughty shit while I'm asleep apparently

Depression is real, but it's not sadness

>first time this happened to me
>sleeping half wake up, can't move
>start to panic
>screaming in my own mind
>try to move a limb
>can't
>fall back asleep
>wake up

i never want to experience that again.

The fact that you think you know the truth is sadder than anyone going through modern depression. Do you really think depression is a modern invention?

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I'll give you a fucking aortic bisection, you fucking bean. Don't step to me.

>used to live by the beach when little
>used to drift to sleep while listening to the dull sound of waves crashing on the beach
>moved inland later, havent gone back to the beach since i was young
>travel around a lot for work, go to cali
>do really well in job so treat myself to a vacation in malibu
>sleep in penthouse across from the beach
>tfw drifting to sleep listening to the waves just like i did more than two decades ago
fucking magical, need to do it again

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>play hentai rpg maker game, middle of a lewd scene with girl covered with loads of semen
>dad comes in
>esc doesn't work, alt tab doesn't work, ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work
>quickly turn off monitor, have to go on the balcony to put some items he brought
>return from the balcony
>dad's already gone
>but monitor is on

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>dying in an above sea level cave

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no
but everyone thing they have it because everyone on they internet think they have it
People that are just sad because something bad happened actually think they have depression
It's kinda sad

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AOL/AIM door open sound

Epic :) An upvote for u

>playing vidia with headphones on
>hear faint noise behind you
>sounds like breathing
>no one there
>no one home

Why not use a white noise app on your phone with ocean sounds web you sleep my dude

>lay in bed
>computer shuts down
>its very quiet
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>he doesn't know how to use group policy

>pirate game
>EXTREME DANCE MUSIC instantly plays
fuck you codex

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>watches porn
>has dulled emotions
Not big surprise.

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>getting sleepy at the PC
>slowly close eyes
>whatever music I listen to suddenly glitches the fuck out and wakes me back up
>music goes back to normal
This always fucking happens but I have no idea what is causing it. Maybe my ears think the constant sound from my headphones are a threat and forces my body to wake up again.

There has to be treasure in that cave

I can't even count the time my family caught me fapping growing up. No one ever knocked and anyone would barge in for any retarded reason. I remember my younger brother caught me mid spurt because he decided to randomly bust in to tell me the X-Files was coming back.

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You really don't believe depression can be a real thing until it happens to you
It's real shit, man. An illness.

SMACK MY BITCH UP

The people who use sad and depressed interchangeably pisses me off to know end, so I can understand where you come from. It then creates an attitude towards those with actual imbalances as just being sad and to "Just get over it lol"

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ive tried but its not the same. it just doesnt sound genuine, and a lot of white noise apps will make it sound like youre right on the beach, not a bit far away and the sounds wont sound real as if theyre traveling a long way and having to go through your walls

>he hasn't had tinnitus since he was a kid, allowing him to ignore it as it's become integral part of his life, forever

T.tt.till what user.... it was 3 years back user.

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>dream you invested hard and early in bitcoin and paid off your house in cash day one
>wake up, still a wagecuck

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>pirating music
>Linken Park.exe

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Not sure why you chudnuts keep posting the shooped version.

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You talk and format your posts like a fucking edgy teenage retard. Go back to school.

name ten games where this happens

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>one startup uses more power than idling for 8-10 hours

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god dammit david, now the secrets out!

>asleep
>BANG BANG
>nothing that could have made that noise

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"That will be $52.84 plus tip please."

>not loving keygen music
Frig off

Mine too.
Just that loud beep when I turn it on in a quite room.
PS4 fan noise is a meme,senpai.

>dream you finally found girl of your dreams and you're getting married
>wake up

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>he doesn't have all his fans at 100% perpetually so the noise level is always the same

>brain cockblocks you constantly
GOD DAMMIT BRAIN STOP MAKING ME JUMP THROUGH HOOPS FOR IMAGINARY PUSSY ALRiGHT

physical wear and damage.

hdd and ssd have a limited read/write and boot cycle.

My computer's case fans make a literal car engine noise unless I blow it with compressed air first, but once it's on it doesn't do that
So my computer has been on continuously for about 8 months now

I literally had free utilities and an AMD card. I never thought it would take off. I'm still kicking myself in the ass.

Holy shit that guy's about to be crushed by that huge beer bottle.

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I was having a real tough time trying to remember where i saw this guy before.

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Seriously this. People spend all their days inside shitposting on the Internet and wonder why their lives suck. Get control of your feeble minds dipshit cucks.

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the post is in response to
>and uses more power

It was like 3 years back, it was like a one time thing. Maybe it wasn't depression but it felt more like nothing, it was really sureal to, even though it didn't make me depressed or anything one lasting thing from it is that if I pay attention while I eat food, the taste starts to dissappear and just feel like, electricity like I just knew it tasted good but couldn't taste it, it's very difficult to explain, but I was hyper aware of my whole body at the time if that helps.

>dream that you found the thumbdrive that had a wallet with like nearly 10k bitcoin back when it was worth nothing
>wake up

but it gets worse

>actually do find it like a week after while cleaning, it had somehow ended up nowhere near my desk across the room behind a shelf and was covered in dust bunnies
>try to plug it in and see if I can get that wallet back
>first time it doesn't recognize that a drive has been plugged in
>second time it goes 'This drive must be formatted before you can use it'

There's no reaction image that comes close to approximating what I felt.

Oh yeah one thing not yet mentioned
>typing into Yea Forums in your dreams

autism, everyone knows what he means
you're only bitching for the sake of bitching

>see light out window in complex
>immediately assume they're about to raid my apartment

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you try plugging it into a machine running linux?

Bitch did I stutter?
You've got three weeks, make your peace.

You know, it's the damndest thing but the opposite of that happened to me last year. I woke up and felt an incredible sort of happiness I've never known in my life. Everything just felt right somehow, and I was happy to be the person I was. Then I realized I was awake and not in whatever the dream had been, and immediately burst into tears. I didn't even comprehend why I was crying until I sat down to reflect later.

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This actually happens to me a lot. I get a dream about seeing spiders or bugs and then I wake up with hallucinations of spider clusters in some random part of my room for a few minutes. Used to freak me out but I'm used to it now.

Brainlet, go do your research and come back.

Use a goddamn period, fuckwad.

>dream that I skipped classes all semester and that I'm about to fail everything
>wake up
>remember I haven't been in college for 6 years
>remember it's the weekend so no work

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Yep
It was dead, Jim

heh.. why does that keep happening

I think I was hallucinating. Because in dreams, normally you cannot feel anything, or you shouldn't feel anything. I distinctly felt her. That and I was dreaming far too quickly after falling asleep.

Get on them SSRIs, dude. Worst come to worst, you'll wake up one day and start blasting some muzzies.

>in dreams, normally you cannot feel anything, or you shouldn't feel anything.
Who says? I can feel things in dreams all the time.

I've owned a seagate external hard drive since 2013. The motherfucker clicks so much that I bought a new one to transfer my shit on a year ago but the old one is still running strong.

>Who says
That's what I've always read/heard/known.

>working at Walmart and severely depressed, suicidal thoughts often
>play lottery out of desperation despite knowing it's a scam
>dream that I won and all my problems are finally solved
>wake up
>break down crying for an hour
at least i eventually got a real job

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That used to happen a lot to me during late elementary school and during the whole highschool.
It got to a point when it was just annoying.

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>started to embrace sleep paralysis
>they are confy and trippy AF
>Wanted more
>no sleep paralysis for over 6 months

WHat the fuck brain

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Fucking hell

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>dream about some dangerous street at night
>feel someone from behind covering my head in a sack
>wake up immediately
>can't move
>can't breathe
>feel without energy to fight it
this happened barely a few days ago, what could it be?

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You fuckers getting scared of sleep paralysis shit are fucking pussies!

Every time I get sleep paralysis I scream at whatever it is and threaten it. Either that or I try to provoke it into killing me. Always proves it's not real.

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>tfw sudden depersonalization while out and about

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sleep paralysis

I think that's just certain people asserting that their dream experiences are universal. I even taste things in dreams sometimes.

>sleep paralysis
>scream
>threaten

>middle of the night trying to sleep
>neighbor screams out his gay sex cries

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Do you miss mom Yea Forums?

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