Be me

>be me
>Playing minecraft circa 2010
>in middle of ocean
>oaringandscoring.wav
>realize i only have one boat left
>Oh fuck
>try to hurry back to shoreline
>notmyluckyday.jpeg
>boat breaks into planks and sticks miles away from shore
>mfw
pic related

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Haha dude what an epib Yea Forums meme! This is going on my next r/Yea Forums poster include me in the screen cap!

stfu

Hows the relationship with your father by the way?

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u mad?

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>be me
Well no shit retard

This takes me back to a time when it wasnt all ebin memes and sarcasm. A better time. A simpler time.

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Is pic related (You)? 'Cause you sound pretty "soulless" to me.

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It's obviously me. I had to swim miles back to shore in Minecraft because Mojang wouldn't fix the fucking boats!

I really regret being too late on the rage face train. I've been meaning to make some comics just for the hell of it.

then do it, bro. it's not too late. either be original or go for the wojak train. I would suggest OC

Just do it, except not on Yea Forums.

Oh hi guise!

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Fuck you EFG your failure is being forgotten

I've already tried making a couple of comics, but apparently the style is so unappealing people don't even think it's worth responding.

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Its fucking retarded but I like it. I got a chuckle.

>be me
>playing wow during wotlk
>usually solo play
>get invited to a guild while selling shit at the auction house one day
>start running dungeons with one member in particular
>we make this a regular thing
>log in to find I was kicked out one day
>GM sent a whisper to me saying how dare I try to steal his girlfriend away from him and he will send me anthrax in the mail
>say "I just thought it was some dude sorry bro"
>blocks me
>go back to soloing peacefully
>get message from other person I was running shit with
>"user you told him I was a guy you ruined my relationship!"
>blocks me
All I did was play the game

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Sorry you had to deal with literal troglodytes

thats fucked.
agreeing with

I was playing wow, I deserved it I guess

blizzard. what else can you say?

Back in like 2007 I had a weird as fuck experience with this "girl" on runescape who I would PK with (along with a few others). She randomly took a liking to me I guess and kept messaging me shit about hanging out and how I was funny. After a few weeks she blasted me with this sob story about how she had cancer in her hand and that she may have to go away for a while. I didn't give her the reply she wanted I think because she got real hostile about how I didn't care about her and she was going to die. We stopped talking (thank god) and then a few months later she messaged me again like nothing fucking happened and I ghosted her because I knew she, or it, was weird as fuck. I was also fourteen and didnt give a shit.

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based 14y/old brain knowing what truly matter, vidya game.

The green dragon bots weren't going to PK themselves god damn it

>I really regret being too late on the rage face train
The train only paused for a year or two. We just call them "wojacks" and "frogs" now.

Any more greentexts?

It's not the same. Rage comics were just innocent fun, trying to make people laugh. Wojack is a shitposting weapon used to "win" arguments and piss people off.

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>Rage comics were just innocent fun
until they overuse it

At least they weren't outright hostile.

That's fucking hilarious

>Be me
>2 days ago on xbox
>talking with bros while playing BO2 multi
>girl, lets call her "alexis" joins party
>Shes really annoying and attention seeking 17 yearold apparently
>won't leave us alone
>I get into argument with her because she keeps on saying info about herself outloud while playing dumb mobile quiz game
>says her parents job affiliations and other shit
>yell at her saying "WTF are you doing? filling out a survey for the IRS?"
>She becomes hostile for no reason
>says I need to stop flirting with her because for some reason
>autism kicks in and say something really dumb
>"I cant stop because I'm a child predator you fucking retard"
>WtfdidIjustsay.jpeg
>she goes in an uproar saying shell inform her parents
>I was honestly kind of confused because of the shit I just said so I just heard the tail end of her rant
>Autism.exe kicks in again
>"No one gives a shit cow. Go slit your wrist E-thot"
>She literally starts crying and eventually leaves soon after
>Me and bros continue night like normal even though one of their friends got btfo
goodtimes

What the fuck kek
you fucking sperg

What kind of wojak is this

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Wojak before /pol/

He's your daddy, Wojak.

meh

>muh pol bogeyman
I don't even visit /pol/ but I mean, unless you are just baiting you are wrong and retarded

you win some you loose some

it was a joke bro

sorry I got assblasted

its cool

I'll loosen your ass hole
with my penis

promise?

h-hot