Please don't call Mercedes a bleating she-goat

Please don't call Mercedes a bleating she-goat.

She hates it.

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she-goat

whats up with women?

Why's she named after a german car brand?

Never played this game but she looks like best girl
I could be wrong however, perhaps some more pictures would help me decide

that's what she is, though

A lot of people are for some reason. I guess their parents love cars. Some girls are even named Porsche. It's weird irl but it makes no sense that it happens in game world where cars don't exist.

porche was a real name before the car

Fine, I'll just call her an ugly piece of shit.

>rescue her in the fight
>make her my beloved
>rescue her again from a dragon
>the once proud noble knight is then content to become a fisherman's wife, spending her days tending to me needs and keeping a 2 room home in order, and shares my bed along side a goth loli and a tall, lithe, pale, red headed and blue eyed pawn with massive tits
>she accepts all this because she knows she deserves no better

I hope this is a shitpost

So how do I get a good weapon in this game? I've played a few hours and I've reached the big city. All my attacks do like

You explore you dumb nigger, and upgrade the weapons you do have before that
This isnt skryim with everything level scaled to be easy and loot handed to you on a platter

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>Sweaty from battle and only wearing panties with no bottoms
Imagine the smell

Typical nigger parents naming their kids after brands.

At least Mercedes and Porsche make sense because they are hot, sexy cars, do you have any idea how many hillbillies name literally all their children Ford?
What’s next, Chrysler?

>Clearly inspired by medieval European
>brown
no thanks

Did the dude here imply that he was going to let his men rape Mercedes?

i would like her more if she didn't surprise me with that romance bullshit

> Mercedes
But that's obviously Casca.