Devs remove part of the game because it's "too hard"

better than dying in your computer chair covered in your own semen and feces

The Forest is a pretty good game by itself, the only issue is the 2deep4u story that's impossible to follow or make sense into, dev tried to hard to be modern artsy

I think after delving into horrifying shit for 2 weeks straight, this is really what continued to stick with me. Not as gory or disturbing as the other stories but one of the saddest and overall horrifying.
They determined by the end with the way he was oriented in the tiny space that the only way to pull him out from afar with a pulley system would be to first break his legs and hope he survived.
Instead they decided to just wait until he stopped responding.

How I'll die.

And caves in the ocean

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It literally isn't.

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This Chad crawled in a hole and died for fun, and he's still cooler than you.

There's not much I'm afraid of, but extremely tight spaces underground are just a no no

He's also deader than me.

>THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS CAVE WORTH DYING FOR!

Even a child can see through your lies.

> The Virgin Cum-Corpse
> The Chad Restless Spirit of The Spooky Cave Tunnel

Whats the point of spelunking? Honestly, I don't get the intrigue of crawling into a dark, wet, shitty smelling hole. I can understand climbing but what the hell is there to see in a fucking cave? It's not like you're going to find treasure or diamonds. No, you're just going to get nothing and end up sweaty and smelling like shit.

The worst story I've heard is from some really deep underwater cave in I think South Africa. So deep that you have to makes stops on the way back up to prevent air bubbles from exploding your blood vessels. So if something goes wrong you may as well be at the top of mt everest.

Anyway some guy goes down there, dies and then his parents hire some experienced divers to retrieve the body. One of them filmed it. Either the guy that died or the retrievers. In the film the person panics at something and you basically see them die. I think the retriever filmed it and they panicked once they got to the body. So yeah the original guy dies and one of the people hired to retrieve him as well. Can only imagine how much of a nightmare that was for the parents.

one of the worst ways to go imho

What if there IS treasure though?
Maybe centuries ago some pirate hid a chest in there

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Cave diving is a different beast because of the depth. You can die from panicking.

>Honestly, I don't get the intrigue of crawling into a dark, wet, shitty smelling hole.
And that's why your parents are so disappointed in you, Michael.

did he died?

>regular cave becomes an ocean cave

bretty gud

Jesus fucking christ, I'll keep staying inside.
Fuck everything about that

Ohohohoho your not tricking me, I know the cave is full of rape goblins, and for once I don't mean niggers.

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Ever read Journey to the Center of the Earth?

i'll get my adrenaline fix from anything but that

how? It's not hard to figure out
>pharmaceutical company discovers alien artifacts underground
>one can resurrect the dead if given a living sacrifice
>experiment with it
>some of the resurrected dead mutate into hostile monsters after awhile
>lab goes to shit, many test subjects escape
>test subjects that stayed human form cannibalistic tribes, pay religious reverence to their mutated brethren
>one of the lab's old doctors wants to resurrect his daughter
>uses another artifact to knock down your plane, steals your son to use as the sacrifice, as only children are small enough to fit in the artifact

>casual racism

>the chad dead guy
>the virgin alive guy

he said he DIDN'T mean niggers, dingus.

Based
can't fool me with those jewish wordplay tricks of yours, user

Wtf. Why didnt martian manhunter just shapeshift?

Water was too hot

So a Nutty Putty Cave then

Yes no, he crawled out backwards, there's a youtube video of it.

imagine actually dying in a place that is called the NUTTY PUTTY CAVE

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I told you the cave was full of rape goblins Tumblr-chan why didn't you listen?

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What about dwarfs? Would they fit?

>implying I'm not racist full time

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How big is the artifact? What if you amputate somebody like a death row prisoner? I mean leaving just his torso and head

I'm all for exploring caves but why would you cram your body into a hole so tight you can get stuck in it?

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probably some
>this is my hole it was made for me
pyschological trapping

Maybe some people have the opposite of claustrophobia. Maybe they are claustrophilics

It was his hole.

It was made just for him.

That sounds amazing desu.

If you read a little more on this it turns out that the guy already came to this cave multiple times but as a kid. So on holiday he tried going into it again from memory. Combination of accidentally not going through the birth canal and being a full grown adult resulted in all that

>I’m a badass ain’t afraid of nothing I’m gonna explore every nook and cranny cause I love adventure
>oh shit

I’ve thought about getting into spelunking but I’ll sure as hell be a huge pussy about it, only safe cave routes for amateurs for me thanks

DRR DRR

This sounds like the setup for the real life "an ancient evil awakens" a few centuries or millenniums from now.

>I'll crawl into this vertically downwards going unexplored cave head first
>????

How? That much alcohol needed to make one that stupid ought to kill an elephant.

Except real life is boring and it's literally just a skeleton that looks like a dumb doofus who got stuck in a hole.

How bland do you have to be to find real life boring?

What happen to that Thai soccer team anyway?

you're asking that in a place where most people are NEETs that spend their days jacking it to anime girls and shitposting on an image board dedicated to video games

You don’t know what happened to them? Where you living under a cave?

Retardation. You ever see the types of people who do shit like letting someone hit them in the balls with a see-saw? This is the same shit, but we pretend it's not for some reason, because ITS FRILL SEAKING YO! ITS RESPECTEBEL AND TAKES EFURT! Caves are cool, but when your arms are scraping the sides and you keep going, you're a fucking idiot. These people should be made to foot every bill for their eventual rescue efforts.

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Rescued, famous, drowning in pussy.

Look at the image again. How was he supposed to turn around, idiot?

>In Laos with gf
>Exploring a cave
>Gf nopes out and goes back to cave entrance
>Local guide's friend was about to rob our bags
Fuck caves

you will die in a place called Gaia

Jesus christ you are on Yea Forums you flaming leftist tranny.

>How was he supposed to turn around, idiot?

Clearly, that's the cave's fault for artificial difficulty.

>Fuck caves
More like fuck trusting brown people, especially in third-world shitholes.

>going to unexplored areas on third world countries

This is how people get raped and killed

Fair.

He shouldn't have gone in there in the first place is what is being said. Fucking hell, why do we have a culture that relies solely on hindsight to not do stupid things? Maybe you should consider going into a too-small hole a bad idea BEFORE you're stuck and dying.

Cave is op, wtf guys, nerf nao!

The cave should have had an easy mode

yeah probably

This is true, but it still doesn't mean that he could turn around like that. Looks like it's easy as hell to just slip down.

Which Riddick was this in?

Get a load of this negro lol

how did they know he was dead?

How bland do you have to be to find real life interesting?

>unironically defending goblins

>Hey guys, lets go down to Old Nutty Putty Cave this weekend!
>that old spelunking spot? Sounds pretty lame to me.
>Don't you know? There was a guy who died in there! He was stuck for 28 whole hours, without food or water all alone!
>28 hours without playing Fortnite? I'd die too!
>shut the fuck up Ricky, holy shit
>Well, legend has it that if you tap on the sealed off wall with a secret pattern, you can hear his ghost tap back to you, still trapped inside!
>Nuh uh!
>Yeah huh! My dad works at Nintendo, and he told me Mr. Mario himself said it was true, so you know it's true!
>Like fuck that, man!
>there will be snacks
>alright so are we talking a hard 9 or 10 or can we roll in at around 11ish?
>Oh Mark!

I wrote this while on the toilet.

Why don't people send drones in?

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He hadn't taken a breath of air in a week, he had no heartbeat and the goblins had eaten his toes.

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>his feet hit the low ceiling and the space was too narrow to pull him backwards without breaking his legs.
N o p e

It's fun with friends

He dropped his basic/starting items. Along with some rarer caver gear.

keked lightly

>went HEADFIRST into that hole
Why?

>casuals

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why rock climb?
why sky dive?
why dive in the ocean?

its fun, moreso because its somewhat dangerous
definitely not for everyone

ive been caving a couple times, including climbing up some scary shit and crawling through very narrow tunnels, but if you crawl DOWN a vertical tunnel thats barely wide enough to fit down, you deserve it

The opening started out going upwards.
But then when it turned to going downwards he didn't have enough space to flip around and he probably didn't want to backtrack so he kept going.

>rock climb
Good muscle workout. Fresh air.
Feels good to be good at climbing shit.
>sky dive
Fun, best thrill and closest to feeling like a bird.
>dive in the ocean
Mysterious underwater world shit. Curious flora and fauna.
>spelunking
This is my hole. It was made for me.

Nigger

i already watched Lost so this didnt appeal to me

Ernie pranked them

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>TFW the movie was so fucking lame I don't get anxiety from the chart anymore
Fuck Mormons and their pussy ass filmmakers.

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Underrated & overlooked.

>break my legs and live
>don't break my legs and die
guess I'll die then

If you watch this series of videos, you can see that there is a pretty good amount of the cave that is large enough to walk through, or at least huddle. youtube.com/watch?v=mpFTk6vdI28
And that's neat, I don't have any problem with that, as a lot of people have said in the thread. But holy shit, the idea of getting stuck would make me never go into a hole that starts getting small.

>Nutty putty.
Who the fuck name those things?

>How bland do you have to be to find real life boring?

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What would you have named it then?

>there's nothing in this cave worth dying for
This cave is exactly where everything worth dying for has been stashed.

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my ancestors are smiling at me, imperial
can you say the same?

I'd rather explore this cave

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what the nigger fuck? Why are you here Jamal?

Putty Nutty Cave

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Play Monster Hunter World, then.

The doc was cool as fuck

I might be jumping to conclusions here but there is no fucking way that is real

Why the fuck is the person with the cam just watching and not helping?

I hope this is just a shitpost but this beta level of posting needs to fucking stop.

It is. It's called the Cave of the Crystals.

Imagine tripping and getting cut in half by one of those crystals

youtu.be/MtFFqB7xrOk

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It's real but extremely hot so you can't stay inside, the large crystals are only about as strong as your fingernails, and the next room over is lined with small crystals which are very sharp.

It was just a pocket of water that evaporated over time and big crystals formed. It's pretty deep underground, and was only discovered because it was adjacent to a mine shaft. I'm pretty sure the whole thing is flooded now along with the mine.

cringe

Just imagine what lies a few kilometers down into the earth's crust user

how did he expect to go back even if he didn't fall?

Why can't Terraria have spots like this

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kill yourself

Are you calling me a casual, nigger?

You can stay in there with cooling gear on but only for an hour or so and then you have to get out. In fact you can even have your bare skin connect with the air, but you will eventually dry out.

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The landowner gained some XP.

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I would unironically just ask them to break my legs if it means getting my out. Fuck the pain. Just pump me full of morphine, break all of my legs, and drag me the fuck out.

Breaking his legs would have been fatal at that point.

Is it dangerous to go cave exploring in the rain? Asking for a friend.

Delirious pioneers from the 1800s.

maybe then they could get my body out

Seriously what a retard, didn’t he have a light to see that it was a complete dead end? And honestly how the fuck do you even get back out from such a tight spot whether you can move or not?

And what the fuck could possibly be in a cave that makes it so worth exploring you’d literally put yourself into a space that you can barely move?

I’m not even claustrophobic but that shit sounds terrifying, if you can move around that’s not so bad but how the fuck do you go into a space where you can hardly even move to begin with.

I come here for laughs like this user thanks

Sounds like a pretty metal way to go

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>start playing a new game
>realize it's way longer and more in-depth than you anticipated

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>died after being trapped in the cave for 28 hours.
From what?
You wouldn't have starved or died from dehydration that soon, and it was something like suffocating I'd imagine it'd have happened a lot sooner

This perspective is really fucking with me, I feel like I'm looking at a bunch of tiny men in a rusty clogged drainage pipe.

imagine getting mad at bait

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It puts the rescuers at risk anyway, and how exactly are they supposed to get you out when you need to climb an 80-degree one-body-wide tunnel? It's the same reason they didn't want to break his legs, since he'd be unable to climb out.

You know how electromagnetic waves work when it comes to thick ass rock right?

he obviously had his hands full holding the camera

top tier

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Gravity pushed all his blood into his head and killed him because he was upside down.

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He was stuck upsidedown user.

What units are these, meters?

Idiot, he died because gravity eventually tore his head off.

Why didnt they at least try to break his legs and get him out? better than just letting him die.

They did
The hole was that fucked and retardedly positioned. He would have died from shock in his condition either way.

>White people crossed the seas to reach new continents
>White people dived deep into the oceans to their lowest points
>White people reached the North South Poles
>White people climbed on top of the tallest mountains in the world
>White people reached out the stars and landed on the moon
>White people got bored and started doing spelunking

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The Forest is great. I've got 200 hours in it but never been inside the caves.
I wish there was a way to disable giant mutant shit though (like legsy and armsy).
Surviving on an island inhabited with cannibals? Yep. Totally fine.
One day fucking radiation mutant shit?
Yeah nah immersion broken.
Still good game though, fucking terrifying and better at being a horror game than most horror games.

Now its nutty putty tomb

Meters. About one mile underground

>200 hours in it but never been inside the caves
What the fuck do you even do, almost every item is in the caves

i like this

Go back to your hole, greenskin.

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I love this Beastie Boys music video.

to be fair, if given the option I'd take the risk.
I'd rather die from broken legs than the way he went.