Gentelmen, it's time to talk about the Isabelle menace.
How do we stop Animal Crossing game without this bitch taking all the spotlight?
Gentelmen, it's time to talk about the Isabelle menace
Parker Torres
Michael Harris
Not posting her in the OP would be a good start.
Oliver Long
She's literally the player's assistant. Why wouldn't she be in the spotlight?
Asher Carter
next animal crossing she'll BE the player
Robert Wood
Does that mean I'll be Isabelle?
Christian Turner
>immediately post rosterfagging shit
ffs this isn't even a smash thread
Brody Cruz
yes
pic related
Cooper Smith
nintendies are mistakes.
Joshua Clark
you are in an animal crossing thread so go in front of a mirror and say that again
Jason Barnes
By giving it not enough attention and let it die to obscurity ala Rosalina.
Jordan Ross
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
Daniel Reed
Colton Johnson
My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.
I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.
Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.
Grayson Nelson
This pasta is getting stale senpai
Juan Flores
Now that's a classic meme
Ryder Thompson
It must have been 10 years since I last read this.
Zachary Cook
I just want Rover back on the title screen. Dial her presence back a slight tad.
Isabelle is my main in Smash though.
William Perry
>Isabelle is my main in Smash
I'm sorry for you
John Campbell
Buffs are coming!
Liam Adams
I wish.
Andrew Allen
>Isabelle is my main in Smash
PUT DOWN THE SLINGSHOT
Jose Jones
Levi Ward
Isabelle main here. On the bright side, we have nowhere to go but up. And I feel comfortable to at least feel somewhat competent with a low-tier character.
Jack Rivera
I fucking hate this because it sounds like that Holden faggot from catcher in the rye, such an annoying way of talking
Adam Ortiz
Because Animal Crossing has a huge cast of main characters and never needed a defacto mascot. Nook might've been the most iconic character in the pre-NL days and K.K. was pretty close to mascot status, but neither of them were forced or shilled anywhere near as hard as Isabelle is. Back in the pre-NL era everyone had their favorite. Now all I ever see is Isabelle.
Ethan James
I like Reese and Cyrus
Anthony Allen
I like Mabel
Joshua Garcia
I don't get it, is there a joke I'm missing here or am I just retarded?
Jaxson Edwards
She isn't even an annoying character. I don't see the problem with bringing her back, although literally all we know about the game is that it has Tom Nook in it. It's possible she won't even be back.
Nathaniel Price
Holy fuck, I haven't seen this meme in years. What an absolute classic.
Easton Collins
Fuck you I like these kinds of characters. The F-Zero franchise started out the same way until Melee turned Captain Falcon into a defacto mascot for the franchise.
William Smith
make every villager isabelle
the player should also be isabelle.
Gabriel Davis
>implying they'd even consider dropping isabelle after how excessively she's been shilled following NL's release, having been in three crossovers, and having thousands of rabid fans who would throw a fit if they did so much as give her a slightly less significant role in the next game
Are you retarded?
Levi Brown
That was hurtful, user.
Oliver Price
im going to be pissed if her role in the new game isnt cockbitch
Jordan Lopez
what a throwback
Joseph Martinez
For me it's ankha
Matthew Rivera
>leg cross
Jack Cooper
Captain Falcon has been there since the first game and was even featured on the box art. Isabelle didn't even exist until the Animal Crossing franchise was already 11 years old.
David Nguyen
The only way to eradicate Isabelle from AC at this point is making her own game.
Jaxson Hughes
Can somebody draw Isabelle ripping a fat vape? Thanks in advance.
Joseph Wilson
Zachary Campbell
Can somebody draw Isabelle ripping a fat brap? Thanks in advance.
Luis Morales
Did Ben Shapiro really say this? What the fuck?
Kevin Davis
>normie wants to fuck dog
>needs to make dog trashy to perceive it as not being degenerate
Are they stupid?
Joshua Mitchell
That's what happens when you can't cum on your sister's mega milkers. Insta-furry nintenbro.
Gabriel Sullivan
Wtf, I want to fuck a dog now?
Elijah Parker
Bentley Hall
give her an adorable loli sister to serve as your assistant in the next game
Easton James
We don't.
Based
Nathan Gutierrez
Hunter Cook
how do i get that look?
Jackson Reyes
Incineroar is in though
Xavier Wilson
Nathan Long
Ian Johnson
Isabelle is going to become the mayor of the town when you max it out. At which point you have the opportunity to retire or start a new town without her
Matthew Green
Juan Price
isabelle is VERY cute
Ayden Wright
This was made the day of her reveal
Joshua Garcia
Joshua Kelly
I bet a lot of Yea Forums trannies would love to meet this fucker
Juan Robinson
slut
Owen Hall
You are absolutely right, my good sir. Something must be done before it is too late. FUCK Isabelle for being shilled and forced since day one and FUCK the nu-fans for allowing her to become the series mascot within less than two years after her debut!
Hunter Garcia
I forgot the pic
Colton Adams
Cringe
Camden Ward
This along with all the other stupid shit that Isabelle's Smash secondaries do almost makes me feel bad for her actual fans.
Almost...
Nicholas Sullivan
What if they just make a new character for the new Animal Crossing? A la new assistant cause Isabelle is busy in her own town. The question is, what would it be?
Kayden Harris
>not 'long live the mayor'
Lincoln Gutierrez
Bob
Justin Campbell
>your sister's mega milkers
Have you seen her? More like micro milkers.
Oliver Taylor
Christian Sullivan
I love how the text is aligned to where the image would be if Ben didn't pick up the digital image. Thank you Meme God for giving me autism.
Charles Rogers
David Reyes
Based