Why are you not playing Overwatch, user? Please explain yourself

because im playing a better game

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CUTE

It should be illegal to make an image like that without including every girl

Every.single.fucking.day this thread comes up. Blizzard shills need to kill themselves.

Because Paladins is way more fun! :DD

It's a really bad game that lost its fun after the first month

I love my perfect wife Olivia.

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my sides ... sent help

Because i can just look up the porn without having to actually play the stupid game.

Got like 500xp left towards next level up and I'm saving that quick lootbox for the event next week.

roadhog is still shit

Why didn't they use the Sniper for this?

We all know what OW threads actually are, so break out the pictures.

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>image implies that picture was taken as a selfie in the mirror
>phone is at an angle

This bothers me a lot more than it should.

Because it's dumb rock paper scissors gameplay.
I would much rather rely on my own ability and not team comp.

based

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cause toxicstacey owns the cucks hard. twitch - toxic_stacey

I know a girl that looks like that brown jetpack woman at my gym, she's cute. Too much muscle though. She looked like she could kick my ass.

Unironically only toxic shitters play this game.

I'm playing with myself watching Overwatch porn, does that count?

Fun fact, uou can be married and still enjoy waifu shit. Youre not impressing anyone and youre still a virgin

>This propaganda

We have never gone by mob rule. We have systems in place just to counter act mob rule.

Muscle girls are objectively top tier taste. You should bulk up so you can stand a chance against her.

>countless gigabytes of Overwatch porn to choose from
>start your thread with some off-model horseshit

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I tried to play overwatch yesterday. My first comp game was against GOATS. We won, but it was your standard GOATS experience: zero impact from aim or positioning or any FPS skills. So I uninstalled again.

Every time I try to come back to that game, I get disappointed.

it's paid

My wife on the right.

Looks fairly spot on.

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>two heads long torso
No it doesn't. Those are the proportions of a midget.

but she's aggressive as fuck, always makes fun of me and picks on me.

>he actaully believes this
After all, we DO live in a society.

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Her father is a literal dwarf.

Who in their right mind would believe some retarded infographic faggot without sources?

Ever tried to get out of your comfort zone, normie?

A trait which she did not inherit. She's like, 5'10 in the game. She's taller than most other girls even without her armor.
Sakimichan can't draw, she just puts pretty colors on the image to keep the patreon orbiters flowing in.
If I had it saved and this was a blue board I would post this one image I saw once where she literally drew a dick upside down. Like, an actual dick attached to some anime guy, upside down.

I love my wife Brig-heet-uh, desu

because the gameplay is shit

Overwatch is the biggest case of wasted potential i've seen in years
Overwatch's dev team is one of the most incompetent niggers in the industry

I have nobody to play with...

It was only good for the first year, and Ultimate came out.

Also I don't want to give Blizzard money anymore.

I need it for free xbox 1 and a 12 montn sub give it

0w0

>you don't believe my bullshit so you're a normie

I swear to god every single one of your politicfags that come on this site are equally retarded. The SJWs, the /pol/ and all the cult-like politicfags in between. You're all pathetic faggots

My wife on the left.

Reminder that you will never be the guy in VG_Erotica's stuff who has successfully impregnated
>Tracer
>Widowmaker
>Mercy
>Mei
>2B
>Ashe
>D.Va
And lives with all of them together in a nice house.

Ok hotshot, prove me wrong.

>not the pregnant version
gays not welcome

It's not up to the one replying to prove claims wrong. You should be able to pull up sources and an argument as to why your claim is right and if I give enough of a shit as an arguer then I counter point with my own.

It never gets this deep on Yea Forums though. It's always claims based of assumptions

>unironically being into fat chicks
yikes.

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IF MAYBE, JUST MAYBE BLIZZARD WOULD ALLOW ME TO CHOOSE THE MAPS I WANT TO PLAY ON. I KNOW IT's A LOT TO ASK FOR OVERWATCH TO HAVE A FEATURE THAT 99% OF ONLINE FPS HAVE

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Just waiting Archives to come back

No Pink skin and I'll fucking riot

only makes it better when you bully her back user

>add map choice option
>literally half the game's maps become unplayable because nobody would want to end up in them

Well that's what happened in tf2 and nobody gave a shit. Is anyone really weeping over the vacancy of tc_hydro?

what specifically in the image do you need a source for?

she looks like she engages in sexual intercourses with african american males

can you tell me who the masked man is

The Masked Man has gone through a re-work due to community request. He is now vastly overpowered, after 6 months we will nerf him into being irrelevant again.

t. blizzard

>no u in le fedora tippin'
shiggy

Hydro didnt deserve it’s cruel fate

I was busy playing Titanfall 2 and piloting my wife, Ion.

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Why would you post such a tantalizing image of your wife like that?

No. You might even call it natural selection. Make shitty maps, people don't play them.
BUT...
This is Blizzard we're talking about here. They want you to like everything they do and, if you don't, they'll force you to. You think they could stand the thought of spending months designing a new map and writing some bullshit lore for it only for people to pretend it doesn't exist because it fucks their favored characters over with its geometry and objective placement?

Seems like an amateur dev move. Did all the competent developers get fired? Why is a failed novelist in charge of a multiplayer FPS? Is there any oversight at all?

>Ion
*laughs in Upgrade Core*

Blizzard is essentially a big budget amateur dev at this point. They make the same basic mistakes, but Blizzard has the money, manpower and tech to make their turds REALLY shiny.

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it's bait, user at least i pray it is

oh but i am

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I stopped playing months ago and with far less hours on the clock than you and I was at a higher level. What the fuck have you been doing?

Wow, I knew bioware was a bunch of hacks now but I didn't realize they were outright thieves.

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Because it's shit and Im too busy fapping to the porn

soloq qp

Not a crime if they're stealing from themselves. Respawn belongs to them now, remember? Which is why instead of TF3 we're getting some shitty Disney Star Wars shovelware from them.

>Blizzard is essentially a big budget amateur dev at this point.
Wonder what they're gonna do now that OWL is a flop and the community is burning down around them. How is there so little content?

Would a PvE mode that stayed around permanently help? Like if it had skins and shit in it that only came from that mode? I don't know if a campaign would actually be a good idea for anything other than the lore that some people want, but I think if there was a PvE mode with various maps and maybe some randomization to the enemies or objectives each time would be okay.

The problem is always execution though, and while I generally believe Blizz polishes things well, a lot of time the things they polish aren't that amazing to begin with. I wouldn't say they're polished turds, but its like polished.....mediocre Walmart headphones.

because the upcoming event looks like ass

It may not be a crime, but it harms the value of a produ--you know what let's not even discuss Anthem as though it's a product with value to begin with. Everything about that game is an incompetent dumpster fire.

It should be very clear to everyone at this point that EA produces nothing of value, and whatever talent still dwells in their little slave-studios is not long for the company. The sooner the talented folks at Respawn abandon the company, the sooner we can abandon EA entirely to their new demographic of nine year-old fortnite players.

Watching the Indie market make real waves while the AAA fatcats slowly sink into the periphery of "legitimate" gaming to glut on zoomerbucks is fine by me. Games worth playing are still coming out all the time, even without retard-trap games like Overwatch.

PvE is a decent idea, but the only way to really turn this game around would be a single player campaign. It would force them to poke around with the gameplay to make it work, it would advance the plot that hasn't gone anywhere in three years since the game launched, it would maybe finally convince people that the writer of this game is a retarded diversity hire from Fanfiction.net so that they would demand a replacement.
It'll never happen, though. I can easily see them closing down the servers because it's no longer profitable to cover the maintenance costs before they do this.

because I got banned.

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Because shes beautiful

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Paladins is better than overwatch in every aspect except polish. There ARE some minor bugs but I hope shit-rez will fix them soon. But gameplay wise Paladins is much better than Overwatch due to the sheer reason that I can customize every single champion with different loadouts and talents according to my preferred playstyle.

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it's shit

>Having a character that can be played in more than 1 playstyle
*autistic blizzard screeching*

my friend bought it for me so we could play together, we both decided to quit after a while because it was frustrating more than fun

Based and healerpilled

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isnt that what the electoral college or whatever is for? so new york and california wouldnt decide every election

I wanna impregnate Sombra

The event doesn't start until next week so fuck off

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Because the game has nothing to offer, except waifus. And even they are underused in lore or as characters. Everything is so competitive focused that the lore might as well not exist
RoR 2 is better time. And TF2 of course

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>frustrating more than fun
That's just 99% online games in general. Me and my friend also used to played games like CS:GO, Paladins and Insurgency but after a while it just became boring/frustrating. Now we just play co-op games which are much more comfy and better than playing with shitty teammates.

>be rich man
>realize 90% of population are brainlets
>can literally extinct them with TV programming
>and get more rich at the same time

because my friends are not on

also we are playing Apex Legends and Total War Warhammer

Play Overwatch prolly 1 x 3 hour sesh every 2 weeks.

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fuck zoomers

I'm satisfied with fapping to Hanzo porn

>shirt that says "I like exercise"

This is the most autistic company in existence

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I stopped playing Overwatch because it was so dependent on your teammates ability to play the game for the victory. Even in quick play, everyones playing the game out for blood, no fun time is allowed, salt levels are high. Unironically went back to Team Fortress 2 and having a blast. Also Paladins is more fun than Overwatch because you have customization with builds for individual characters, and you are 95% less likely to encounter a salty bitch in a non-ranked game

Same but after marriage.

that's the first non-sexualized chubby model of Mei I've seen. Nice.

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that means she likes you, you retard.

>enjoy waifu shit
Is not the same as buying a game solely for waifushit, which is fucking pathetic.

>"insults" that make a 10 year old sad gets you banned

You sound super pathetic, user.

ha ha wow epic my man simply epic