In philosophy

>anime poster
Opinion discarded.

Give me 1 (one) reason why this quote has any meaning or value?

>a good quote
>gets BTFO by "what is evil"

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Devil May Cry 3
>"I NEED MORE POWER"
>Professor looks motivated, the scum give me a round of applause.

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ineffectiveness is ineffectiveness

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of love
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from jet set radio
>"UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND"
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause

t.low IQ cucks

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Dark Souls
>"Hand it over, your dark soul."
>be expelled from school

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Does Geralt actually say that quote?
If so it's monumentally dumb, considering the vast majority of quests in that game have you picking from different kinds of lesser and greater evils. It's bad quote to begin with, but coming from him it's ridiculous if it's not supposed to be a joke.

it's from a trailer

>457933896
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Duke Nukem
>"It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass."
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

No, it's not. It doesn't even answer the question of "What is Evil?"

>in gym class
>two teams playing dodge-ball
>hit fat kid right in the fatflaps
>"The bigger they are; the harder they fall!"
>chad on the enemy team winds up his arm
>"They're sending in the supers!"
>guy next to me hits chad before he can get his ball off
>"Yeah, now you got it!"
>just like the simulations

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This quote is fucking trash. It's so 1-dimensional and idiotic.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of cupitidy
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Dark Souls3
>Every Age, it seems, is tainted by the greed of men. Rubbish, to one such as I, devoid of all wordly wants. I guess that's just the way we are. Ha ha ha ha... A fine dark Soul to you..."
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear
>"Left you waiting, eh!"
>teacher takes a ruler and beats me repeatedly

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of remorse
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from MGS2
>"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry."
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

I unironically did this for a writing assignment in 8th grade. Completely ripped off the story in Curse of Monkey Island, and the teacher gave me an A and complemented me on being very creative.

It doesnt change you can still argue relativism.
That aside Lambert rightfully makes fun of Geralt for saying that shit in the game.

This joke is only FOUR years old, kids. Amazing. Four fucking years you are weekly repeating the same joke that wasn't that funny in the first place. To a room full of people that all have heard it hundreds of times, and didn't laugh since the second.

That is what you have been reduced to. A bunch of tards that literally just repeat the same joke every few days for four fucking years.

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give me back my sides

Stay mad

underrated

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Darkest Dungeon
>-Regroup! Reassemble! Evil is… timeless after-all
>Professor says:The cost of preparedness - measured now in study hours, later in blood

The average Yea Forumsirgin, everyone.

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stealing five dollars is basically the same as killing millions of innocent people for no reason

t. gerald of lake

stay mad boomer

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>in philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Mischief Makers
>"THROUGH FIRE JUSTICE IS SERVED, A HERO IN SHINING ARMOR IS CALLED, TO PUNISH EVIL FORCES, I AM IN CHARGE"
>Professor says "Shake Shake", follow students start jumping around and punching / throwing desks, someone has a machine gun

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based AND redpilled

>in ethics
>normalfags have all convinced themselves that evil doesn't exist
>simply pose to them that evil exists like love exists, it's shorthand to describe the physical reactions that happen in a persons brain
>"no user you just hate black people because your dick is smaller"
>retrace what I said in case I ever said anything about race
>realize I never even enrolled in an ethics class
>wake up
>bed is soaked in piss

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evil is ineffectiveness, chaos
people conflate selfishness with good because they benefit from selfishness
good is merely effectiveness, stability

all else is the delusions of monkeys

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Killing Floor
>WWWWWWWWWAAADSASS
>Get killed by fleshpound

Damn fine work

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>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>whistle for my magic horse
>autorun on road to quest marker
>my toucan sam vision activates
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Professor™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>follow my nose
>guys in Professor™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' STUDENT IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA
>sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, do a cinematic slash and cut guys in half
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Professors™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>autorun on road back to village
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT STUDENT, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Professors™, here's proof" *shows glasses*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>receive 10 crowns

That isn't the "concept of evil" though
A wishy washy empty quote that doesn't say anything of substance

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If you want them... then you'll have to take them. But you already knew that

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>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
that answer actually fails you the class, because you completely missed the point

It's very much out of context so thats a given. This is a meme thread nonetheless.

what are some actual good vidya quotes?

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Kino.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The egg, it just wasn't a chicken that laid it. Doesn't make it not a chicken. So says evolution.

What is the weight of glass? What color is a mirror? If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound. Two twins, one always lies and one always tells the truth. Why did the chicken cross the road? Are traps gay?

It's all bullshit and feels-fuckery. I wish as a species we were more transparent. Man, we're fucking doomed.

>What about esser evil and greater evil
>Nuh-uh, evil is evil
It's a terrible quote

This is 100% representative of the game

Now do the copy pasta from a quarian funeral in mass effect at a relative wake.

The concept of love?

That one always makes me cringe because it wasn't posted on Yea Forums it was posted on the Bioware forums, so the likelihood that it's real it much higher.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Sonic 06
>"Hey Sonic!"
>Proceed to kick off desk and down below, landing on a chad and his stacy
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause, I broke their necks and the impact released all the shit in my bowels, so I laid there wallowing in feces.

>start dreaming about pissing
>wake up in a panic
>feel like my bladders about to burst
I actually did end up pissing myself because I didn't wake up until it started feeling wet & warm like a year ago. My cat was sleeping right next to me too & got soaked, it was a fuckin mess

thanks op i piss on cat she hiss at penis

Glass Him

This arena is all that is great in Albion, and you all that is great in it.

>stabs him right in the armor
What the fuck this shit instantly ruins all immersion.

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>Degree of evil is very important
Something one of the Witcher short stories makes a great point about. It's also the story where Geralt earns the title "Butcher of Blaviken".

Not only is it not a good quote, in the books it is literally an example of Geralt being a dumb fucking faggot who likes pretending he has the moral high ground, and he goes “oh no no no we have to stop the greater evil” and everyone tells him to fuck off and kick him out of town.

>in lit
>Professor asks me about romanticism
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Devil May Cry 5
>"To see a world in a grain of sand"
>"And a heaven in a wild flower,"
>"Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,"
>"And eternity in an hour."
>trip and fall
>spaghetti falls out of pocket
>Professor looks stunned, the whole class is laughing at me

You are somewhat correct. But the reality is they would have kicked him out regardless if he slaughtered Renfri's goons or not.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Age of Mythology
>"Prostagma."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Skeepan.

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>be me
>In Spanish class
>Professor asks me to say something in spanish
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from DmC: Devil May Cry
>"¡Que te jodan!"
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause
>mfw

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That's the point, Geralt is a flawed character and a big sticking point in the books is that he childishly tries to view the world in a black and white lense even though that's not how real people work.
A big part of his character is coming to terms with the fact that he can't just label things as good and evil

The book quote is "the degree is negotiable"

Meanwhile in reality

>youtube.com/watch?v=t5lFFvOAdsA

i'm not watching that shit, nigga
in fact, the cringe proximity emulating from that video is so great that i'm leaving the thread

>I NEED SCISSORS 61

I'll save you, sempai! youtube.com/watch?v=dpmN2PH5uKg

Skskskskzjsk wig snatched

The what now?

based

GAMERS RISE UP

Wasn't that shit in some Reddit post?

Daily reminder that its just geralt's excuse to not do shit he doesnt want to do

Anyone else that thinks differently is too stupid to be left responsible for anything.

geralt drops that attitude after Thanedd, saying something about how neutrality is wrong.

Then towards the end of the last book seems to stop caring entirely about people he doesn't care for.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metro 2033
>"Wicked phenomenon, yes? But, you know, it’s not any more "evil" than, say… fire. It all depends on your point of view. Try to get a better understanding of things before you make your judgement. Let's move out now, it's not safe here."
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

Every single line of dialouge from Armstrong.

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It's a good quote in the context of the game but you would get laughed out of a philosophy class for actually saying this, it's just an incredibly blunt and shallow statement.

>what is evil
>evil is evil and I don't want no part of it

Wow really plunging into the intricate depths of morality there.

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>it's shorthand to describe the physical reactions that happen in a persons brain
>realize I never even enrolled in an ethics class
yeah no wonder

>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *
Everytime, every fucking time.

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In the context of the stories it’s alright. Geralt wants to not chose the lesser evil, but later he feels he has no choice but to.
It’s a moral tension that makes him humane.

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of shitposting
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Yea Forums
>"Thx OP I cum on cat and it hiss 10/10"
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

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It's from the book

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember Kingdom Hearts
>proceed to give a 12 hour lecture on the synopsis of Kingdom Hearts and it's concept of light and darkness and literal embodiments of good and evil
>Professor looks stunned, the class gives me a round of applause.

Still one of the best game ever

>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Zelda.
>"THESE ARE THE FACES OF EVIL, YOU MUST CONQUER EACH!"
>Professor looks stunned, replies "I Guess I better get going!", starts attacking the students in their desk.

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