ITT: Vidya lies you were told to

ITT: Vidya lies you were told to.
>You can catch all pokemons!
>you actually can't

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>Use glitch to get Mew
>trade with friend who has the other version

You could

>See that mountain?

I was told the most contrived story about link being able to get all the pieces of the triforce in OoT and then being able to see a cutscene where he becomes a god.

>You can do anything

>your choices matter

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I knew it was a lie, I just didn't know how badly I had been lied to.

>life is like a videogame!
no shit karen, except that videogames are actually enjoyable, balanced (most of the time) and i can just stop playing the game when i don't like it

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>better dead than al bhed
Actually, I think I'd rather be inside an Al Bhed

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>Hotline Miami
>Tip: Enemies are predictable

>a blind-deaf target dummy
>an input reading super computer
choose one, rerolls every retry

>game says press any button to continue
>press power button
>console shutting down
It lied to me

Sure, you can catch 'em all for another $39.99 + tax :^)

and you can stop living too if you don't like it
>inb4 nuh uh
pussy fart

>It eventually gets better.

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It really does. I don't see how "it gets better 12 hours in" is a meme since it literally takes that long to unlock all of the combat mechanics.

At first it was the original DS2 and:
>It wasn't made by a B-Team.

Then pic related:
>They fixed all the bullshit.

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Finishing it was a good thing. In fact it was the best part of the game, because you got closure on how shitty it was.

My brother used to brag that he beat Halo 2 on Legendary and he beat the final boss with melee attacks only (no sword)
You can't even hurt the final boss with melee...

technically they did fix it. It just turned from horrible to mediocre

>wasting 2/3rds of the game locking out combat, meaningful leveling decisions, and party composition isn't a meme
>when you do get it all, you get to grind in the middle of fuck nowhere, with only 'go here, kill thing, report back' quests to break up the monotony
Peak fucking game design.

It's a meme because ideally you shouldn't have to spend a full workday + overtime on an entertainment medium before you can start enjoying it

To date it is still the only SoulsBorne game I have not finished.

I finished it 7 times. it's not worth it. Too many gank squad bosses

nuh uh
when you try to kill yourself, quantic imortality activates and you don't die
this existence is lireally hell and you can't die

I don't even mind ffxiii I just hate the fact the steam ports are literal trashfires that run like dogshit regardless of hardware, god damnit se

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