squid
Squid
Octo
cuddle
Based
Cringe
no
Sadistic, sexy squids
their hair is wack
WHHRRRRRR
Why was her ink red?
Sea slug
For fug
>tfw ink and octolings are JACKED AS FUCK and could easily overpower you
Squiddy Musume!
>any of those numbers mean anything
>a race that can be beaten to death by smallfry armed with plastic spoons can overpower anything.
Callie!
Correct
that picture you posted is a fake, the dynamo roller one is from the artbook
either way, inklings capable of swinging 200lb things around is no joke
Threadly reminder that octos lost the race war not once but TWICE
Burger!
borbs
Impregnate the squids
I love Callie!
>squids win the race war
>Marie wins best girl award
All is right in the world
The picture you posted is also a fake. It's just fan calculations
twitter.com
Just because it has striped lines in the background does not mean it's from the artbook.
Looks like a kid to me
I need to give a squid an orgasm.
Absolute sweetheart
>1500mm
IMAGINE
She a cute!
HHHHNNNNGGHGGHHH----!!!
Ah...ah....oh.... .... ..oh...fuck.........
.....*huff* ho....ah, sorry...sorry Callie...
Let me...phew...let me, go get a rag or something...
*huff*....ah.....
oh thank you for clarification
cephalocouple
>those fangs
so is it safe to stick it in if you're careful?
Foreverially Sanitized Agent 8 And Loving It Literally Like A Octarian
Is the secret boss fight in the octo dlc the same as the normal version or is it harder?
RACE WAR
N O W
harder, unreasonably so
not to say you can't beat her with some practice
Better version.
I want to pound her woomy
A hell of a lot harder
Imagine what it would be like if a woomy slapped your ass
I tried it for the first time today which is why I asked, on my second attempt I managed to get to the final phase before dying, I thought there'd be like ten phases or something.
I’m just a shitter who thinks it’s a lot harder because I made it my goal to only use stick controls against her and was able to beat her, haven’t even tried with gyro since beating her.
Fuck I'd imagine that was pretty tough.
Autistic manchildren playing a kids game.
user, all games are for children
Why can't woomy and veemo just get along?
they get along just fine
Autistic retard coming to thread to complain about children's video game
They sure do
Nice to see you Calliefriend!
>ywn have Marina's tentacles sliding over and around your body, suckers gripping and plucking at your skin
>ywn lay down on a bed with marina, just staring into each other's eyes for minutes at a time, smiling and happy
why live
Thanks
Keep telling yourself that pedo.
Reminder that squids are so sexy even normalfags who constantly shitpost/complain about loli can't resist them.
youtube.com
that's fucked up
Octos are not for lewd
Hi calliefriend!
Callie is the best!
Are they frowning or do they have big teeth?
Hello!
She is great!
Their mouths are open
I also like Marie
You lost all rights to insult anyone when you came to this korean basketweaving forum
For Splatoon 3 i absolutely want all special weapons to be turned into normal weapons (only a little nerfed)
I like both
The real question is octoling boy or inkling boy?
>Boys
Niggayes > weyyo
Veemo > woomy
Feel the smug
Hold the smug
Love the smug
Octoling boy
Inkling girl
other way around
OFFICIAL POWER RANKING
>INKLING GIRL
>OCTOLING BOY
>OCTOLING GIRL
>INKLING BOY
ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES IS A FAGGOT
Octoling boys are CUTE
Squid, Octo
Boys are cute in general.
Guess I'm a faggot
I am a faggot and I respectfully disagree.
All are equally cute.
don't you dare disrespect yebbys
I know what I said
What you said was wrong!
best girls
>Can hardly play ranked because I refuse to play RM and CB
oh shit is that yebby the potion seller?
Afro > No Afro
any other opinion is cringe and bluepilled
solo ranked is trash
play league
I'm a S+ shitter and I don't really want to associate with the cancer that is /ink/
I need more big titty marie
>Clam Blitz is my favorite
Is my brain broken?
No, it's just frustrating to play with randoms. Especially when I'm not so good at it myself.
find this on woomy's phone, wat do
This
Ask where she got a picture of my daughter from
this can't be real
105% real
dude it's totally real trust me I work for Nintendo
cum on the picture, find the veemo the picture is of and show her the phone picture of her with my cum over it
reminder that normalfags come to these threads with off-model squids with big tits, or even the normalfag bait characters. Nothing is safe from normalfags, user
Cashing this thread, with no survivors
C- - - -y
me on the left when I see a veemo
Are Nintendo aware of this!?
cute!
Callie is so cute!
What is this in?
Can I be honest? I want to have sex with a little squid girl.
Is this a character somewhere? I've seen that hairstyle and sweater here and there
Its JTVeemos OC
I didn't think it was someone's OC, I thought I saw it osmewhere, like, splatoon 2 official
Idk
Hot porn though
files.catbox.moe
is there more of her squad?
Im not aware
Universal truth
Did you know that both male and female inklings ejaculate ink? In order to fill tubs of ink before a match, inklings must first spent time giving each other orgasms (or simply masturbating). Think about this the next time you see a team before the game begins. Think about what they were doing before the match began.
Something about this makes me really sad
She's from the manga
Which manga? this series?
Stop being an idiot.
Yes.
>We lived to experience the Great Waifu War
>We won, too
That's a brave thing to say for someone posting OFF-MODEL ART just because you're so desperate to see BIG FAT TITTIES
Stop being an idiot.
i want to be dommed by middle right woomy
owo
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.
AND I DO!
N
I am on several levels of intelligence above you
Me on the bottom left
Does anyone play with a regular group/squad? Ive always had to play solo cause I could never find people I click with enough
I live Marie's massive milkies
only play league and SR with ink since solo/freelance is miserable
You niggers got any clear squibs?
That is 1.5, count em, 1.5 meters. Or 4'9" for burgers.
>on my way to fuck your woomy
Reminder that interspecies breeding is A-OK
would you kiss a squid?
Stop being an idiot.
How did Marina survive the testing facility?
I wish squids were real
Do you think they should introduce an Inkling based character in F-Zero?
um user...
>squids_being_cut.webm
Hot
I don't think she came from there. She was already hi ranked in the octarian army and it seems those in the facility are just unlucky test subject that got taken there?
>great game
>high skill ceiling
>tons of meaningful customization
>really the only good mulitplayer TPS shooter with advanced movement mechanics since S4 League
>shitty children's game on a shitty console
>net code is god awful
>ranks are a joke, even in X Rank 2400 power you get teammates that have no fucking clue what the basic fundamentals of them game are.
>one half of the community is pure cancer of self-insert Sonic-tier levels of autism
>other side of the community are pedophiles
>you can't even get people to play the game because of this
>Nintendo caters to absolute morons in the balance department
Fucking hate this shit. It's such a good game that deserves more attention.
Uuuuh guys, I need help.
I got a code for special items in Splatoon 2 and now I think it's downloading the whole game.
I didn't do something illegal right?
Id kiss a woomy's ass
OMFG, moar woomy tongue pls
>>shitty children's game on a shitty console
>It's such a good game that deserves more attention.
Which is it, you retarded nigger?
Please respond, I'm in absolute despair mode.
What if Nintendo ninjas come looking fo
Then take the game and make it edgy dark shit, I don't care. I just want a good online action TPS with tons of customization like S4 League and GunZ. They don't fucking exist. The only game I could think of before this one were Uncharted 4 or Max Payne 3. Developers aren't making these games anymore.
Me on the right
That doesn't answer my question, you supreme brainlet.
Me too! please give more
GOD I WANT IT ON MY FUCKIN FACE
very cute
underrated post
>tfw my Marie plush arrived earlier this week
I love her dopey face so much, bros.
The sexual tension is high in this
Here's some wholesome art
silly squid
I wish I was on this train.
I want to be surrounded by inkling children and have them all press against me.
121?
>
Haha imagine the smell
don't kill my boner with filthy adults user
How much is it? Im gonna get it for my baby sister, and probably cuddle it when she's not using it
>children
Little faggot. How could you not want the squilfs all around you?
Doujin?
[urafaggot] C129 - Fuck You, Get a Life LOL (SPL) [DIGITAL]
>tfw the pigtails are placed in just the wrong spot
Move them back and up or down a bit and they would look great, lots more people would use them. But as they are they just remind me of the little strings that come out of the sides of a child bike's handle bars.
Depends on where you live, check Amazon or something. Got mine for £16 from a US based seller with free shipping and no custom fees.
Right back at ya, faggot-chan
New Octo hairstyles when?
Here you go.
You know it wouldn't surprise me if Nintendo genuinely does make a Splatoon Mobile spinoff in the future.
>tfw no rollerskating idols
Proto Callie in the top left looks ridiculously sultry and smug. Like if that made it to market she would be destroying penises everywhere and Marie wouldn't have stood a chance in the final splatfest.
What would you like to see in Splatoon 3?
I'm unatttacted to adults. Splatoon is all about kids though, so it's very enjoyable to me. It makes me sad that people on Yea Forums would rather post off model stuff that makes squids look like adults than actual good stuff.
no news
Yeah, but which one enjoys sitting on faces more
What if: slug
That ponytail looks good.
Octo daughter is the best thing in the world.
See?
Hugs with Callie!
Is she going to menstruate on my dick
That's funny, you usually see Agent 8 shipped with Agent 3.
Most likely
It'd smell like sweat
I want to inappropriately touch Marie
wow no fucking shit sherlock? 1500m is 150cm which is 1,50m, do you want a medal?
post long squids
Clam blitz is literally clutterfuck the game
>Comic written for literal 6-10 year old
>All of the game’s fan are adults
Is there a way to appropiately touch Marie?
I can’t believe Callie is fucking dead.
Who /teamhare/
STAHP!
I wish horses were real
Just fuck already
F
But every part of her is appropriate to touch.
Thank ya. Guess you can't really do much in it, can ya?
Stop it. Slug is for hug.
I never noticed that their teeth were so fucked up. I guess it makes sense cause they are mutants more or less
Some new gimmick to freshen the gameplay a bit. I love Splatoon's gameplay but there's no reason to have the same game three times, right?
Would love to have some better vertical movement, too.
Prefer if they change up the idols a bit. Have a full band instead, or something. Splatoon has a focus on music so I wouldn't ask them to remove the idols entirely, just something a bit different. Was kind of disappointed with Off the Hook when they were first revealed since I didn't want just another Callie and Marie. Maybe even have A BOY.
Oh god I just noticed the ifunny watermark. Forgive me lord for I have sinned.
Slug is for fug
FTFY
Team Hare all day!
>can't have squid threads without octoniggers showing up immediately
HUGS
why are splatoon threads filled with this shit?
>Squiggers still thinking they're top of the pile
>mommy
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE APPEAL OF THIS
MY FAMILY MEMBERS ARE THE LAST PEOPLE I WANT TO THINK OF DURING SEX OR JACKING OFF
PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND
It's called a fetish, user.
It's a psychological thing. Most folks that want mommy dom gfs never had or lost their mom. So your brain needs a replacement. It's like having a hole in your heart that your mom was supposed to fill and you need it to be filled without her.
The game attracts immature people or outright children, obnoxious meme spouters and the mentally ill. It isn't exactly accurate to say that the game attracts them since most of them don't play it. They just use material around the game (fan made garbage) to shitpost, troll, be their annoying selves, sate their degenerate minds, seek unwarranted attention etc. All off a kid's game. Now you know.
The only hole my mommy gf needs to fill is my bussy
What the hell are you supposed to do when you get the Dynamo Roller in Salmon Run? It's slow to move, slow to attack, and burns through your entire ink tank.
nip lobbys are full of lewd art
don't play it
not really
Git gud, nigga. Dynamo roller's one of the best weapons if you know how to use it right. You can effortlessly roll over all regular salmon including cohocks. You can OHKO steelheads, if it's the goldie geysers you can just keep rolling into it into it dies, and it does shitloads of damage to some of the other bosses like drizzlers and steel eels. The key is to learn when to start the swing, which is early.
Why is she so perfect bros?
Dynamo's the best. Stop sucking ass
Every time people mention this sort of thing I always wonder if it has anything to do with my preferences. I keep trying to pinpoint a childhood root of my preference for what Yea Forums refers to as "mommies" but as far as I can recollect, there doesn't seem to be a source. I loved my mom and she was a wonderful mother but I don't see her in that way. She was never the type to say things like "come to mommy", either. Even my childhood crushes don't point to it, I liked tomboys like Misty and Ann or cute girls the likes of Malon and Roll. I somehow just slid into loving ara ara?
ahh, marie the thinking man's choice.
Callie is too cute
Adorable squid
How can she be perfect when she's not in the game!
;_;
IF I SEE THIS ADORABLE OCTO ONE MORE TIME
>Not even hooked up
You dumb adorable precious little squids.
Why does everyone forget her headband?
Why there is no good 3d Splatoon porn?
It's a shame people don't draw her in that outfit more often considering it was an official render.
it's a pretty cute outfit and I'm surprised to see not many drawings of her with it
There was a bit of it back when OE was first announced but it's been left far behind now.
There's an official render of the v neck outfit? Where?
This one's also really nice. I wish I knew where to get the renders they based the amiibo off of.
C
I wish JTVeemo would draw more cute.
there isnt nearly enough inkling/octoling futa art
Does he do commissions?
Yes, in fact he's churning out a few commissioned pics on his twitter.
Might be a good way to get him to do more cute stuff then
do squids barf up ink haha just curious
Yes.
Not a bad idea but I'm pretty sure I don't have the disposable income for that.
>those images
Cute as hell but for some reason it feels wrong to me. I think I'm just too addicted to pic related.
same. these are the very few images that I have seen of agent 8 being shipped with...agent 8
A rare thing to see, I'll be saving them even if it isn't my personal favorite.
Give us sea harelings from the moon in the spinoff/sequel!
I understood that reference
You'd have to be underage not to.
cringe
based