FUCK SAMUS, FUCK THE FEDS, AND FUCK METROIDS
except for one Metroid.
It's time for a Sylux Thread.
FUCK SAMUS, FUCK THE FEDS, AND FUCK METROIDS
Eli Adams
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Benjamin Walker
Sylux is a cuck.
Mason Bailey
imagine if metroid was a girl
Ayden Taylor
Remember when people thought he was going to be in Smash just because he wasn't a spirit? Fucking retards I swear.
Jordan Wilson
Absolutely based.
Chase Edwards
And Samus is a kissless virgin, your point?
t. Fed
Charles Robinson
Spoken like a true Fed.
Anthony Barnes
Where my Dark Samus niggers at?
If there's gonna be a Sylux Thread, we can't do it without an American Dark Samus
Logan Barnes
Will Sylux get a redesign for Prime 4?
Colton Nelson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FUCK SAMUS I WANT TO FUCK SAMUS SO BAD, I WANT EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIGE OFF HER FAT ASS, IM SO HORNY FUUUUUUCK
Blake Davis
>implying the eternal anti-government Autist would ever want to fuck an orange virgin.
This sounds like (((federation))) propoganda if you ask me
Blake Morris
Hopefully. Give him some badass-looking pauldrons that rival Samus'
Michael Morris
Here you go. Fuck the feds and fuck that bimbo Samus
Carter Rodriguez
Jaxson Foster
the metroid-kirby art that came out of it was nice though
Luis Rogers
Hindsight is 20/20, stupid
Tyler Morgan
bump
Leo Collins
Cute
Chase Turner
B-but Porky!
Oliver Robinson
Is Sylux an EVA reference?
Jeremiah Harris
No rosterfaggotry in this Sylux Thread niggers. This is a metroid-based thread. All smashfags get out and take a shower
Hudson Jenkins
What is he going to do with that one Metroid?
Wyatt Morales
he's gonna raise it to be a good little Metroid that has the right values, like destroying federation property, brutally murdering federation troopers, and hating the shit out of any and all federation-sanctioned bounty hunters
Julian Collins
they'll always be adorable
John Sullivan
Luke Allen
Metroid is dead bro, just accept it
Christian Edwards
nobody with any sense thought he was hype enough to be paid DLC, it literally was just an excuse for obscure metroid x kirby fanart
Jeremiah King
No
Lucas Gray
This.
Smashfags just kept pushing their rosterfaggotry while Metroidfags and Kirbyfags had some art done for each other.
Landon Peterson
Matthew Wood
Meh. It's a logical assumption. I'm not too beat up about it.
But the Kirby/Metroid art was awesome, and the whole series of greentext stories that came out of it were fantastic, so fuck you.
Ian Green
>It's actually a point n' click game
>Ridley and Kraid aren't kaiju-sized
>Mother Brain looks even worse than her Captain N incarnation
>Samus can die gruesome deaths ala Space Quest
Xavier Taylor
>dead
two games in development
'kay
Wyatt Gutierrez
Reminder that those greentexts started out as a headcanon of Dark Samus suffering from a phazon withdrawal befire Slyux meets her with his own baby Metroid and go off on their own hijinks.
I still have the screenshots of the Aether Saga with based moth-brk U-mos and Weavel taking a hologram of Aether from the old base
Caleb Baker
That looks like EVA-01
Luke Adams
youtu.be
Now I want it even more.
Jace Nguyen
Sure, but the spirits snafu helped fuel them. You cannot refute this.