Should every game give you the option to pet doggos?

Dogs are for people who not only want a pet but a friend who’s loyalty has no limits

Cats are for fucking faggots like you

Calm down and pet a doggo or preferably a pupper

People treat dogs like human infants, ignoring the animal's needs.

People get shocked now when their dog hunts prey or attacks a rival male. They refuse to believe their "baby" is an animal.

EtG is the best roguelite ever made

>dogs are only good for working their bones off
Ok retard

Peter Molyneux despite how full of shit he is at least succeeded at making me give a shit about the dog in fable 2.
So yeah more friendly dogs to pet could be cool.

Dogs aren't loyal. They're just dependant.

yes, adds to the immersion

The bigger part is that normalfags memed themselves into a competition over who loves dogs the most. It's always this massive show how you can't see a dog without playing with it and loudly explaining how much you love dogs.

>petting a dog means treating it like a child or baby
What the fuck am I reading? If it weren't for dogs finding being pet pleasant, we never would've domesticed them. It's a symbiosis.

It's neat when a game lets you pet the dog because it's usually entirely useless, but it's a cute little distraction from working towards your in-game goal.

Cats rule and dogs drool

>It’s less an issue with the position of dogs in society but the number of dysfunctional people.
can it really be called dysfunctional when everyone in modern society is like that?
social media and feminism are slowly killing the traditional family unit and turning neighbors against each other. that is the fucking problem.

cats are for faggots and women, there's a reason they call it pussy

suck my dicko

Cats are for girls and trannies.

>why is the friendly animal with the intelligence of a toddler treated like a toddler???

Unlike pointless easy mode, this addition wouldn't hurt any game in any way.

dog

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This they will literally betray u for a piece of bacon

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The working dog declined in the 1910s when urban/suburban populations overtook subsistence farmers. You're just annoyed at stupid shit.

>Thinking cats tolerate weakness in these types of people
Even the shitbull fears the cat.

I like dogs and cats

go back to /pol/

Doggo pupper kot birb snek hooman floof smol boye XD

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FUCK DOGS
FUCK CATS
FERRET MASTER RACE

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Dogs are literally infantilized wolves dummy.
That's how domestication works.

Quit ascribing human emotions and thoughts to an animal that -AT BEST- has the cognitive abilities of a toddler.
A dog won't "betray" you for a piece of bacon because they cannot understand the concept of bribery.
A dog is not your friend or "loyal," it's a fucking dependent like any other pet.

sounds like you got triggered

My dude. I just wish they will add more floors, different routes, bosses and endings for every char.

Also, everybody who doesn't play with start curse + turbo is a pussy.

turbo is shit. it doesn't decrease reload time or charge time of charge weapons. I'm sorry but that's plainly badly implemented.

The answer is yes. All friendly dogs in a video game format should be pet.
All character need a hidden cat person modifier as well. Higher cat person modifier lets you pet different tiers of cats.

Everyone else who disagree is wrong and a faggot.

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m.phys.org/news/2015-06-dogs-snub-people-owners.html

Not if said bacon person treats you like shit. Based dogs.

>black

She's a mexican you dumbass. Also the hottest of all the chars.

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No easy mode for you hehe.

Nice cringe thread, fags.

EtG / RoR ------------------> BoI

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>why is Yea Forums mad at lefties today
>*squints*
>dogs

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I bought it yesterday and I'm just not feeling it. What am I doing wrong?

Stop writing them off as toddlers
I get it they are literally retarded

youre a casual I'm afraid

It's ok. I also haven't felt it at start. It actually took me about 110 hours to feel and about 60 hours to start git-gudding.

Just beat the lich yesterday why was he so fucking easy

>people carrying dogs all the time instead of letting them walk
>breeding dogs to have baby face
>dressing up dogs
>feeding human food instead of dog food
>talking to dog like it's a baby
>not letting dogs engage in natural dog behavior

These are infantilization, trying to make active adult dog into a helpless passive infant human. Dogs want to live like dogs and not like humans.

>10

I'm just goddamn tired...

Ethnicity of this poster: white

That applies to maybe 2% of dog owners. And the OP image is nothing like that either.

Most of this is done to like1% of all "legaly" owned dogs, stop talking shit.

Mandatory.
youtu.be/BNZzJELbFRI

>Keeping rodents in your house

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kill the bees kill the birds kill the plants pet the doggos :)))

Hell, how fucking tired must I be then, I read it as 10

Maybe if you live on the countryside, but in city half of people treat dogs like that.

Of course

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>Dogs want to live like dogs and not like humans.
Why should I give a fuck what a dog does or does not want? Game animals don’t want to live as livestock to be slaughtered either but it’s not like I care. The only reason you have a sentimental attachment to dogs is because you’re either anthropormophizing them, or you’re romanticizing them as man’s best friend or some shit. They’re animals.

dumb dragon, ferrets are mustelids

Farm animals*, not game animals.

What kind of gay faggot shithole are you living in? I live in the city and its nothing like that

I'm literally saying they're animals. Animals deserve respect during the time they live even if they're slaughtered at the end.

I hope you don't eat meat that's produced through slaughterhouses with terrible living conditions then.

That pet was a little too sensual

Either that, or animators don't want to spend that much time and resources over something that has absolutely no bearing on the game. Imagine how hard it would be to animate really going into that sweet-spot below the ear
>Or those inappropriate belly rubs that go just a little bit too low
>Give it a squeeze just for good luck

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No. Only good games should have this option. Also options to pet cats, birds, lizards, minks and carps.

We did it Reddit! We got them to add petting doggos xD

He's an android who doesn't really understand human emotions so he's experimenting. Get your dogfucker shit out of here.

>doggos
Kill yourself.

The Chad Nuclear Throne vs The Virgin Enter The Gungeon vs The Wizard Binding of Isaac

Fucking yikes user
He's just an autistic android he's never petted a dog before so he's awkward and robotic

The same argument I have for in-door cats. Cats are independent creatures that really thrive outside.

Not to mention, they're messy as fuck--anyone who says they're cleaner than dogs should be shot.

But yeah, don't get me started on designer dogs.
>Old workplace had a bring your own pet(dog) policy
>Boss had a retsraded German Shepherd that would regularly, aggressively bark and snap at people
>One manager was well-known for her dogs
>Would regularly bring them in until she got tired of it, then would never see them again
>Another manager started bringing in her starded-looking dog that look like it got its face smashed in
>Practically dragged the thing through the halls
>The other manager saw it and suddenly had to get one of her own
>Her assistant ended up being the one who actually ever took care of it

Yeah, I like dogs, but I don't like other people's dogs. Owning a dog really should require training and a license on the owner's part.

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>People actually think that comment is serious

Also, my bad on the android part, although you have to give me credit--what self-respecting person would play that game. Didn't like the last three games-dating as far back as the PS2, all fucking flop?

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Same applies to kids honestly

If you ever get to the Lich you either steamrolled the entire run with good guns/skill or you barely got there with no health. If the lich has time to pull out all his bullshit patterns he is actually hard but if you have some s rank guns or an overpowered combo he melts

I rented it and streamed it to a group of my friends. Think of it as a really long B movie night. If it was just me I probably wouldn't play it.

is this game good on the switch?
want it for the portability but I heard it had issues, don't know if they were patched
also I'm worried about breaking the analogs

He died pretty much immediately yeah. Gilded hydra is fucking busted.

Detroit was pretty damn successful. It definitely has its moments and Connor's story is always kino as fuck no matter what story path you take.

Also the only title that really flopped was the one before Detroit.

I would agree but once again it was made by an unfunny faggot.

heckin floofy woofer borking doggo pupper

>bunch of pitiful, angry faggots who hate dogs of all things

You deserve death.

>AHHHHHHHHH WHYYY ARE PEOPLE HAPPY AND PLAYFUL WHY DO THEY ENJOY SILLY THINGS WHY WHY WHY WHY DO THEY LIKE DOOOOGS AHHHHHHHHH

NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD IT'S NOT A SERIOUS WORD FOR MATURE GAMERS LIKE ME

I hurt my hand punching my dog this morning

Dogs are for white trash, niggers, and couples who want a less expensive kid. Cats are for intelligent, cultured people with refined tastes.

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t.cat

I have both

fuck this thread

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yes

>issac einstein
>inteligent

Well it's a sign for me that the devs are actually fun people and not corporate fucks

nigga you best be jokin

If you hate dogs you are quite literally sub-human. Every personal and moral failing it's possible to have is wrapped up in the idea of disliking dogs. Saying you hate dogs is equivalent to saying you hate love, loyalty and honesty. A person who doesn't like dogs is not to be trusted. A person who admits to hating them should be imprisoned for life because they are a danger to society, only capable of hurting others.

Dogs evolved to love humans, but humans also evolved to love dogs. Denying a love for dogs is a rejection of your own humanity, and those who admit as much should not have the same rights as humans.

every game should let you rub fortune cookies

I can't even tell if this person is liberal or conservative, this is how fucked everything has become

Why would you try to label a view like that with a political brand? Seems dumb.

Good point, I guess.

cats are absolutely cleaner and having an outdoor cat is basically hoping it gets buttraped by a coyote or some other fauna
you're an idiot

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Outdoor cats deserve to get shot, they're filthy vermin killing the local birds and harassing dogs in yards.

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why the fuck is the dog brown i'm so sick of this forced diversity bullshit

>someone actually typed this

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Bro this is a guaranteed ban
Stop

>harassing dogs in yards
oh no you're actually a sperg

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GUYS HE ONLY POSTED A ONE WORD RESPONSE! SEE HOW COOL AND ABOVE IT ALL HE IS! YIKES OOF WEW LAD DAMN SON!
Get fucked, get fucked, get fucked. I hope you are destroyed. I want you to be raped, I hate you so much. Fuck you, with every fiber of my being fuck you. Stop posting like fucking girls on this board. Stop responding with one word comments like "yikes" or "oof." This shit is fucking infuriating and it's been going on for way to fucking long.
>"b-but I was just talking like a girl ironically"
Oh yeah, and I dressed your dad up in a wig and fucked him up the ass "ironically." Wow so funny am I right? What irony! Stop ruining this fucking board with this fucking yikes bullshit. Nobody is better for having read a single word comment just saying yikes. That bandwidth could have gone to something better, the net negative value of your comment is such that it is actively destroying the internet one bit at a time. Maybe those pixels that would have been used to say "yikes" on your screen could go to a more worthy cause, like reddit or a facebook group!
>"yik-"
No stop right fucking there. I no you're going to comment back with "yikes," I know you just can't get enough of that retarded shit. I want you to know you're disappointing everybody right now with everything you say. Get fucked. Nobody comes here so they can see the word "yikes" unaccompanied by anything else. If that were the case, they could just get a marker and some paper and write "yikes" on their own time. Leave it by their computer maybe. Fuck you and your yikes.
>"please, st-stop being mean to me"
Then fix your life. Fix how you comment. Maybe fix what sites you go to. Stop with this yikes crap that's just fucking irritating.
Remember this: nobody wants, nobody likes, yikes yikes yikes

10/10 god tier pasta

>self-conscious r*dditors
BTFO

If my dog really loved me, he wouldn't be sapping energy out of me left and right and making me entertain him.

>start talking to a person with a dog
>their dog starts mildly misbehaving
>they interrupt you to yell at their dog
Nothing is more infuriating than people who bring their shitty untrained dogs with them everywhere and then prioritize them over other humans. I usually just walk away at this point.

Maybe you should stop trying to fit politics in everything retard

based cat putting the snoyboy into submission

What a needy bitch

>doggo, pupper, smol, snek, etc.
The 'squee', 'noms' and 'glomps' of the current internet age. Just retarded baby shit trying to sound cute.

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>"... previously on Felines Setting Thots and Manchild Straight ..."

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>Dogs evolved to love humans
Tell it to that dobermann pair that treated me like a prey animal when I was six, you fucking monkey. Dogs are domesticated animals and domesticated animals are used as tools. For rescue, for transporation of goods, for hunting and for warfare.

>/pol/ can't even look at dogs without thinking about cuckolding,jews and niggers

Amazing

kinda remembered me about a Breath of the Wild cartoon, where someone is complaining that you can't pet the dogs

>constantly spawn lord of the jammed because either refuse to not take the spice
I do it to myself but I can't resist the spice

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>I love this slave someone bred for me and pretend that it somehow loves me back even though it would love literally any other being giving it food and taking away from it's species and habitat so it's forcefully dependent on me
Dog people are truly evil motherfuckers.

>This guy thinks of dogs sexually
yikes.

kek so beta that dogs think he's a chew toy

Fuck EVERYONE who is not as miserable as me.

I'd like to see you fight off two hounds specifically bred to fight other dogs and run down running prey across centuries, as a six year old, alpha male.

I bet you squeaked when they chewed you lol