GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Erdrick (yes, THE Erdrick who invented console JRPGs) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Erdrick zooms into the spotlight!
>b-but Sora has a few spin-offs in Nintendo consoles! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Sora fags, but the SquareEnix rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose an irrelevant cringe character over the marketing of potential millions of DQXI S sales? Nintendo went way out of their way to talk up and even PUBLISH the game THEMSELVES, guess what other DQ games are coming? That's right it’s DQ Builders 2 (a game Sakurai is literally addicted to and can’t stop playing, his own words), both DQ Heroes 1&2 ports, and even the upcoming Monsters spin-off. The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Geno or Sora are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite JRPG legend! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Stop making DQ fans look bad you piece of shit shitposter
Henry Gonzalez
He’s making us look based
John Wood
Erdrick's sword is literally the first to third thing that shows up if you search sword in Japanese. I don't know where this meme about Erdrick, the protagonist of the best selling RPG of the 80s, is unknown started, but it has to end, JP pop culture is full of references to him.
Here's the truth faggot. Every single leak is wrong. The next character is going to be one nobody has mentioned or even thought about. Virginben and co won't be able to bullshit their way out of this either because it wil be so unexpected that not a single person would have thought about it. Just you wait.
Christopher Torres
literally who?
Daniel Murphy
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GODS ROLE AKIN TO THE GOD GOLD? Gayhoood ariders kkkevin! STOP SHITTING ON THE FLOOR I have to make a Statement But first After this announcement Get ur ass so tenets In love Only at Burger King BYE KEVIN STOP pissing in the shoes
Parker Flores
Who?
Nolan Morales
I don't spoonfeed
Caleb Butler
That includes yourself, I'm guessing.
Levi King
>"Hahaha! I'm gonna make another Smashfag thread beccause it's so funny!" WE GET IT YOU FUCKING DISCORD FAGS! HAHAHA HA HA! IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY! OH WAIT YOU'RE GONNA SPAM YET ANOTHER FUCKING BANJO THREAD NEXT TO DO MORE AUTISTIC SCREECHING TOO HUH?! MUH BANJO! MUH CHILDHOOD! MUH EDRICK! MUCH FUCKING BALLOT!
WOOOOOOOAAAAAH BROOOO IMAGE IF A HILL BILLY RED NECK PEDO BEAR AND HIS NIGGER BIRD SLAVE OR SOME FUCKING BLOCK HEADED LOOKING NIGGER WAS IN SMASH HAHAHAHAHA!
WOW GOLLY GEE FUCKING WILLIKERS MICROSOFT AND NINTENDO ARE BUDDIES NOW! EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW 1ST PARTY CHARACTERS BEING ON OTHER CONSOLES ACTUALLY WORKS YOU DUMB FUCK.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE DISCORD TRANNY SMASHFAGS SHITTING UP THIS GOD DAMN BOARD. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HOPE THE NEXT DIRECT HAPPENS AND IT'S NONE OF THESE FUCKING FAGGOT CHOICES AND THEY GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. YOU ROSTERFAGS HAVE MADE SMASH A FUCKING NIGHTMARE TO EVEN TALK ABOUT SMASH NOR ANY GAMES WITHOUT SOME ROACH COMING IN SHITTING UP THE THREADS.
Post YFW Erdrick, Sora and Banjo are all simultaneously confirmed.
Parker Thomas
Bobby
Wyatt Diaz
It's Erick, Dooman, Ryu Hayabusa and Steve
Cameron Barnes
Erdrick and Banjo are good but Sora belongs on Playstation Battle Royale both in terms of origin and quality.
William Carter
I think a new board should be created to contain Nintendo shit, just like how Yea Forums created /mlp/ for the bronies or how Yea Forums shipped off the wrestlingfags to Yea Forums
why don't we make a /s/o/y/ board to contain sony fags instead, it's not like you have any games to play
Michael Hernandez
There's a board for Sony ggers already too. It's called Yea Forums, please never leave. You're based.
Jace Richardson
Man who fucking cares who the characters are as long as the movesets are fun? As long it's bideo games it's fair game. The gameplay is the most important part anyway. Just imagine if your most wanted got in but you dislike their moveset or playstyle.
