>patriarchy controls all resources
>imperator furiosa (affirmative action/women's rights)
>morbidly obese women generating milk because women who have children are yucky breeders
>antagonist's unwilling brides are all skinny and more attractive than other women in the movie
>one-armed woman in charge of war machine and troops
>max crucified to vehicle (christianity is evil and part of patriarchy)
>3 main antagonists: joe, bullet farmer, gas town "people eater" (patriarchy, military industrial complex, capitalism)
>both of joe's sons dissabled in some way (eww don't have kids, it's yucky and they'll be retarded)
>war boy Nux (men) gets accused by women of having destroyed the world, tossed out of truck
>pregnant wife puts her own baby between joe's bullet and truck (abortion)
>pregnant wife falls from truck, dies a few hours later from injury (don't marry and reproduce or your life is over)
>side character named max is big and burly but can barely fight a scrawny one-armed woman
>side character max bests woman only when he gets a gun and places it to her head (gun control. also, Theron's father killed her mother with a gun in south africa)
>bullet farmer nearly kills all women (gun control again)
>max has to wash blood from his face using breast milk (motherhood is the death of happiness)
>Nux is rehabilitated and now a male feminist
>group of amazon lesbians setting traps for men in desert
>women able to live in sand filled void because MUH STRONK WOMYN
>old women in desert shoot better than war boys who have constant practice in raids
>old woman has a bag of seeds (hope)
>side character max wants to retake joe's citadel because it is unguarded
>convoy turns around (leftist revision history)
>people eater (capitalism) fat old bald man with gold nipple piercings, has to be lifted to his vehicle on the backs of poor
>desert lesbian amazons making perfect headshots from speeding vehicle on uneven terrain
Patriarchy controls all resources
Wrong board
If you wanted to cry about women you could go to /r9k/ or /pol/
/thread
OP's a faggot
My dad called Tom Hardy a fag and I tend to agree
>polecat minion plucks woman from her friends, delivers her to patriarchy
>desert lesbian amazons fall from motorcycle and dodge speeding vehicles
>amazon grabs rifle, continues to make perfect shots
>finally run over by people eater (capitalism as he takes control of the wheel and purposely kills woman)
>pursuit vehicles use harpoons and plows to try to slow truck (patriarchy holding back women's rights)
>max and nux now male feminists must help their women leaders
>max nearly falls from truck, charlize grabs him with the sheer might of her robot arm and strong will can hold up man three times her weight without prosthetic arm flying off
>max's v8 interceptor destroyed (manhood and patriarchy destroyed while saved by a woman)
>furiosa survives stab in gut by evil man
>nux given command of truck as furiosa jumps to joe's car
>max uses people eater as human shield against joe's bullets (using patriarchy to destroy capitalism via male feminist)
>max jumps to safety of women as capitalism explodes
>joe's massive son corpus fooled by woman who helps her get furiosa to joe's car
>max fights giant corpus
>furiosa rips mouth from joe (patriarchy no longer has say in women's lives)
>women quickly leave war machine for joe's leadership vehicle
>blonde wife takes seeds from old lesbian who is now dead but smiling
>nux sacrifices life to destroy war truck, corpus, and stop pursuing vehicles and thereby serve women
>gang returns to citadel, present dead patriarchy, toss him from hood where legions of poor tear his body apart
>intelligent but disabled son of joe pressured to let furiosa and brides up to citadel via lift
>he allows them up, they ascend to paradise while the poor are allowed to come up with them (open borders to promised land)
>furiosa looks down at sea of poor, sees side character max look up at her as he disappears into obscurity
Wrong board, election tourist.
And this is off the top of my head. Thinking back, there are plenty of things I forgot to mention like the brides arguing about moving on after the pregnant one, Splendid, fell from the truck and died. The dark haired bride (hispanic or muslim) wants to go back to the patriarchy but the white ones explain to her that they must be strong and go on without men.
It's a modern action movie with plenty of practical effects, but it's not a Mad Max movie since he's just a side character. It's a feminism action movie with the Mad Max name to get more people in seats, specifically men who need to be taught the glory of feminism and self-sacrifice to push feminist goals. In the beginning of the movie, Max was used as an unwilling blood bag for Nux. Towards the end, he willingly becomes a blood bag for Furiosa to keep her alive.
Like it all you want, just be aware of what you're seeing, this is cold war era style propaganda and you're being indoctrinated for uplikes on facebook.
If you can't read film then this board and even medium isn't for you.
I indocrinated your mom last night, kiddo
Nigga what Tom Hardy is cool
>>side character named max is big and burly but can barely fight a scrawny one-armed woman
he literally wins the fight against 5 women while chained?
>but it's not a Mad Max movie since he's just a side character.
People tried to tell you mongs at the time of release, but once again, you brainless dongs were too caught up in the marketing to see it. Everfools.
Flipside is, if this movie is propaganda, then the old ones were, too. Are you big enough to admit that about your precious classics.
>precious classics
Nigga, Mad Max was always shit
All I remember was a good action movie, most of the character's genders didn't even register to me at all.
cool analysis, actually
but this isnt Yea Forums
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>Flipside is, if this movie is propaganda, then the old ones were, too
Garbage argument. That's like saying the Romero trilogy is bad because the new one was bad.
>Flipside is, if this movie is propaganda, then the old ones were, too.
explain please even though thread will be pruned before you can submit
Ditto. Some gross evil dude had all the water and some bad ass people killed him. I mean sure they probably dried up the source way faster than Joe would have killing everyone in the process but that's not important.
But he is not talking about quality, retard
First half was good, Second half kinda sucked.
this for sure
Can confirm. My 4th ex was a raging feminist, and this was her favorite movie.
Max is a side character in every Mad Max movie after the first one
The propaganda makes the quality worse in his opinion, retard
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While I wouldn't call Max a side character in Fury Road I would say he shares the main character role with Furiosa, There have been times when things shifted away from Max's perspective but its was only ever briefly, in Fury Road there are large parts of the movie we see things from Furiosa's perspective.
What's all this about milk?
>anything that triggers me = propaganda