Is SCP containment breach the scariest horror game?

Is SCP containment breach the scariest horror game?

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no. the scp universe overall has a lot of interesting concepts, but in the end it's just writing practice. i don't think any cohesive game can come out of it that is truly groundbreaking simply because of the wiki format.

no, but it's the best game to come out of that whole freeware trashy youtuber bait horror game era.

>entire universe is based on the weird more than horror
>people only ever focus on the horror stuff

The only way it can be cohesive is to simply cherry pick the SCPs, just like the games have done. Nothing world breaking or too silly, just enough to get you going

It's also been downhill ever since leddit flooded in, as with everything they touch, not coincidentally after games like containment breach and staircase simulator '87 got popular with screechtubers. With stuff like the self insert scp starting a homestuck blog being locked instead of purged, pride day foundation logo (even using the black-brown-rainbow meme flag instead of the usual pride flag because nigger is a sexuality), and the doc rewrite it's hard to not think of the whole thing as dead inside. The fact that the best thing to come out of it in years is a janky ass SS13 ultra-ultra-lite pizza party simulator is telling.

the keter stuff is most effective at getting the biggest reaction. once you get invested in the universe though, you learn to appreciate the subtler/wholesome skips. stuff like the infinite pizza box.
hell, some of the safe scps are way more terrifying than any of the euclid/keters could possibly be. remember that wardrobe with the monster maze in it?

Every SCP is an unkillable super indestructible mega threat, I gave up after reading the communist woman who can magically turn anyone communist by talking to them one time and can’t die no matter what.

I just laughed and closed the site and haven’t gone back to it since, I can’t even get into the old articles at this point.

How the fuck are you just a fucking lameass dork you can’t wven partake in a fucking x files wannabe fan site about stupid bullshit without injecting fucking politics into it.

you're fucking stupid, SCP was never good

They key is to just view everything past ~SCP-2500 or even 1999 as non-canon. Just don’t venture past that and you should be able to enjoy the actual good SCPs

Regardless of your opinion on early scp, it's gotten worse since then which was all I said

power creep is cancer.
i stopped giving a shit about SCPs after i found an article about this nine-tailed fox-human psychopath that ate people and preyed on furries at conventions. complete masochistic furry fetish fuel passed off as horror.
you can turn a memey concept into a good scip if you really try, "twice the number one" was actually kind of interesting, but it takes a good idea and really good execution.

Too late, I already read past that. The only good one I remember past that is the iKea one which is great and there’s one where they send one team in to look at it and another to monitor that team

Safe class SCP's are honestly some of the best. My favourite SCP is SCP-241. It's simple and it's test feel complete like they researches actually tested all their theories too see if they are correct.

completely forgot about that one, that's one of my favorites of all time

>Tfw you'll never spend your lunch breaks relaxing and destressing with SCP 999

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Who is your favorite SCP and why? For me its SCP 049-J because of how random he is

People constantly bitch about reddit and SJWs ruining SCP, but the thing that actually ruined it was the rise of the format screw. Format screws turned pretty much every second entry into some gay cognito-hazard, jump scare entity or political bullshit and destroyed all variation and originality.
Case in point, right now the top rated entry for the month is a cheesy format screw about a boring, faggy SCP member losing his mind through text logs.

what are some good 2000+ scp's? All i can think of are the IKEA store and 2935

If you mean a complete lack of subtlety and try to outdo the previous entry with something more powerful and world-ending is a good base for horror, you are wrong.

These days there are a lot SCP writers who believe every entry must either be dangerously lethal, be able to mold reality at will, have a complete and descriptive backstory, or a combination of all three
You need lesser beings/anomalies and artifacts to balance out the series and add variety or your bestiary just turns into a OC arms race to outdo the latest world threatening event/creature

Agreed my favourite scp is the bouncy ball that can't lose momentum. Shit is dangerous.

but there's a small handful of decent ones even to this day
like a REALLY small handful but it's there, 2521 is top tier, 3000 is written as an ebic story by abusing "logs" but at its core is actually a really interesting concept once you ignore the poo in loo having a religious crisis or some shit, 4999 is so simple and good spirited it's actually nice
and some are stupid but in a fun way, 4444 saying an ayy possessed al gore to run for president or 3526 making cops try to arrest tornadoes because caesar was butthurt over neptune got a smile out of me

>the thing that actually ruined it was the rise of the format screw.
And what group do you think has an MO of seeing a novel concept then copying and regurgitating it in increasingly lower quality until it's obnoxiously oversaturated because they don't have a creative bone in their body but still desire internet attention? I'll give you a hint, it begins with R and rhymes with said it

holy shit you could not put it better. they're all lovecraft wannabees.

>premise starts off nice and spooky
>slowly turns into an action movie or reveals way too much
3333 for example starts off so well and then it just goes to shit as more info about it is revealed and more edgy action death blood gore happens

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>Open entry
>Keter
>Close entry

This is why stuff like the original doc just saying one line or the friendly civil war statue are absolute peak SCP: mysterious and actually random, not leddit randum but truly random; will it eat your soul or fuck with you just because it's so foreign to us or bake you a nice apple pie that cures the common flu? Who knows, now all anyone eats up is option A with a novella worth of mediocre story, sorry, """"logs"""" and """"documents"""".

The fact that people are even TALKING about SCP, is proof enough that this board has gone to the dogs (Reddit).

>You can't talk about things that originate from Yea Forums on Yea Forums
Spicy bait

>keter then
>impossible to contain
>keter now
>le world ends muh cognitohazard class muriel eustice courage end of dimension scenario rape children to contain all hail shadow heroes rise again
at least it's better than faggots trying to make mini series out of their entries with their own asinine sub-lore

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>This post seems pretty problematic. Maybe we could feed this guy to the lizard?
- Dr Bright.

Best Keter coming through scp-wiki.net/scp-2006

Based
I also like he had to put that explanation as to why he is keter because he knew mods would reee thinking it was not fitting as keter

It’s a shame anything out of the ordinary gets stuck with people bashing it to be put in j here’s another odd but fun story scp-wiki.net/scp-3166

>creepypastas written in report form
SCP is literal autism

>OC arms race to outdo the latest world threatening event/creature
The solution has already been provided at least: have 682 laugh their special donut steel even off then eat everyone in a 15 mile radius, that retarded lizard is probably the best scp by far simply because it's a universal reality check for every other asshat trying to make da skeriest skip since 682 will just asspull its way out of it, despite just being a really annoying lizard and not some dimensional god. More of these fagatronis' entries should be put through the 682 wringer until they get the message that you'll never out ultimate it, so might as well be creative or fuck off instead

But some of them are really creative past 2500, like the one that's just a giant recreation of London set underneath the ground, filled with zombie policemen and references to a world ending event.

Or the big tentacle monster that only be talked about through pictures, because it appears and takes away any data, written or spoken information on it otherwise

Yeah really the ones that are surreal are the best
mostly because its not trying to have a OC donut steel that can destroy universes with its mind
scp-wiki.net/scp-2030
scp-wiki.net/scp-3008

but that doesn't mean 682 is good. It just means it won the indestructible arms race years before it even began. It's the kid at the playground who always had the power shield that completely blocks everything and cannot be broken or turned off

I have never seen anyone posting screenshots or webms of this game

>The exterior layer of SCP-3166's body resembles a crudely-made costume of the character Garfield, which field inspection has shown to be composed of legitimate cat fur.
>However, analysis of SCP-3166's composition in the field has shown that its interior mass is composed entirely out of pasta: specifically, lasagna.
>Upon reaching its target, SCP-3166 will attempt to inflict bodily harm upon them through a mixture of blunt force using nearby objects and force-feeding of lasagna, obtained through self-disembowelment.

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Giving someone one chance to say Lobotomy Corporation and no 9ne did. Good job. Fuck SCP, it's not even scary, just a fanfic dump for dumb mary sue monsters

series 1-2 are the only good ones, with exceptions, after that it all went downhill (coincidentally when it became popular)
change my mind.

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It's good because while the entry itself is mediocre, as a meta concept it effectively nullifies retards trying to arms race down the line. Like how scp-001 is multiple "proposals" to stop faggots from fighting over the special number 1 spot.

>coincidentally

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I have read several of these things since you guys started posting them here. Every one of them has been terrible. Its like having to read papers written by a high school creative writing class.

Watch out there buddy or you might get a visit from scp-wiki.net/scp-504

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A lot of SCP entries work on their own.

Can this board go fucking 2 seconds without bringing up reddit

>tfw have two SCP ideas that I think are pretty alright
>it’ll probably be lost in the trash that there now
One of them was going to mess up with the gayest man alive

WHY DO ALL THINGS BECOME BAD WHEN THEY BECOME POPULAR
I REMEMBER WHEN SCP WAS TRYING TO ONEUP CREEPYPASTA IN AUTISM
IT WAS A THING, IT REALLY WAS A THING
PEOPLE WERE INVESTED IN IT
AND NOW
NOW ITS POPULAR
AND NOW ITS SHIT
THE WIKI GOT TAKEN OVER BY NORMALFAGS AND RETARDS WITH THEIR MARY SUE "huehue keter strongr den 682 hueuheh its another 097/173 clone le ebin rituals XD"
FUCKKK YOUU REDDIT
FUCK YOU

Well at least post the idea for us to see
can't be any worse than whatever such crap is being posted now

No.

SCP 4666 is the spookiest SCP ever

scp-wiki.net/scp-4666

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when they're actively and directly at fault for something, no

it also implies a lack of causality

Except it wasnt reddit that ruined the place.
it was the Tumblr community

>Start reading an early 4000 entry.
>Cheesy special snowflake formatting.
>Start reading.
>Multiple logs in, I still have no idea what is supposed to be interesting about it.
>Click the clearance thing at the end.
>It brings up a version of the article with twice as many logs.
>The whole article is probably 10k words at minimum.
>Skip to the last log.
>It's some disjointed bullshit .
>Read up further, "oh like the the foundation has been going on for millions of years and shit and used to be run by all these lost civilisations woahh dude whoah"

Fucking hell, I should have known from the snowflake formatting. And this abomination still has 200+ votes.

So basically evil santa roulette

t. redditor

People complain about canon in SCP containment of all fucking things, I dont think a fully fledged horror game could ever come out of that retarded community without backlash from certain parts of it.

Fuck there's like 20 people fighting for the SCP-001 spot, theyre fighting over a fucking number

all this because some guy made a staircase in unity, butterfly effect is a bitch huh

nah. It would be better if the killings were more uniform and supernatural rather then a variation of le grimdark serial killer stuff. Also if it was completely unknown what happens to the kids who end up abducted and not implied they are just killed later and turned into presents

This is my main problem
Why does every fucking SCP now have to as long as a book? I liked them better when they where short tales you could read in one sitting
Making SCPs long dosint make them good it makes me quit at the half way point

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This is what happens when you go full blown moot and pass off adminship to random people. Unironic trannies took over SCP and refused to moderate for quality.
Sadly there is no getting it back, people have made other versions of SCP but none have catched on. Only somebody basically buying out the SCP wiki and purging its team can save it.

One is “the greatest burrito in the world”
It’s a burrito that people says taste amazing but the more they eat if it the more depressed they get. It would lead to someone attempting suicide at worst but varies person to person and effects wear off after they go to the restroom and get it of their system. The burrito would respawn in the tinfoil wrapping A test would have been with the gayest man alive and the two scp kinda just cancel each other out

The second one is just called “the very sleepy girl”, a 7-10 foot tall girl who looks like she’s always tired and can only sleep when she’s cuddling with someone. The only problem is that pro long exposures to her leave people in a coma state and if they stay with her for 2-6 months they turn into a dakimakura. If she doesn’t get sleep she gets cranky to mad and become somewhat violent to the point she forces someone to sleep with her. She has assigned “cuddle buddies” that get swapped out every week
any one turned to a dakimakura get sold by the SCP

Making it more grounded is what makes it spooky to me
Besides it’s telporting power it’s basically just a tall skinny old man who likes killing families
If you gave it more magic powers it would become far less spooky

Except old ones have very likely been edited to better suit the tastes of the mentally ill administration.

>4002
>special site design
>muh 05, super duper seekrit
didn't read past that
Although one reason a lot of 4k entries are ass is because they were the losers from the "get the number 4000" contest so they all tried their hardest to be snowflake as possible, then were delegated to normal numbers

the bottom one just sounds like a deviant art fetish comic

God I wish she was real

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Wasn't there an alternative sit set up after the commies started running it into the ground?

so a perfect modern scp entry

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

>The second one is just called “the very sleepy girl”, a 7-10 foot tall girl who looks like she’s always tired and can only sleep when she’s cuddling with someone. The only problem is that pro long exposures to her leave people in a coma state and if they stay with her for 2-6 months they turn into a dakimakura. If she doesn’t get sleep she gets cranky to mad and become somewhat violent to the point she forces someone to sleep with her. She has assigned “cuddle buddies” that get swapped out every week
No offense dude but it sounds like your projecting your fetish into an SCP

there's a few alternatives, but as far as I know RPC is the only one that somewhat caught on

You caught me on that one
It was based on a dream I had
I’ll try to make it less fetish tier

>that SCP that’s just a giant pile of milky tits that make people into addicts

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No u

That seems like it's the one, thanks.

Post your favourite SCP

scp-wiki.net/scp-2030

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scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j
Isn't it weird how the non serious ones are always the best?

pretty much this.

what happened to KETER level just being some anomaly like Jason Voorhees or a Graboid
now KETER is the DARK KING XX ULTRA EVIL END OF WORLD scp that has like 3 evil rape daughters and one good one or something that signifies biblical end times.

powerlevel creep is the gayest shit ever and pretty much ruins any franchise no exceptions.

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Humans want relevancy, partly to obtain "immortality" in memory but also for reasons pertaining to status.
In the old world relevancy was among the tribe, the town, the city, the kingdom. When the internet formed we created a global level of social awareness that was never intended for the human mind, and people simply went into it with the same approach.
Now "Relevancy" is something that has to be sought by millions, millions of humans your brain never intended to be aware of. People are now truly feeling how irrelevant they are against the masses of people who will live and die with less than 200 people knowing who they are. It's frightening and everyone wishes to escape it.

So you have a group of talented people making content that's open ended for more people to join? It won't remain talented for long, because the masses of people will try to insert themselves into it to gain "relevancy".

This is why without proper moderation things like SCP destroy themselves.

Don't forget the one that's literally just someone's BE and lactation fetish in object form

scp-wiki.net/scp-140 I know it’s one of those end of the world scenarios but it’s so much better then most

>that SCP that was an anti-christ inside of a young girl and it was implied that some horrible torture/rape had to happen to her every night or else the world would end but the process was an intensely guarded secrets
>later retconned to be bedtime stories that make the people reading them really scared or something

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I know one of them is a SCP jar of milk but what's the other one?

Too edgy for me, and the evil santa concept is played out.

I hope not, I thought they weren’t allowing the mods to even think in the general direction of the early ones.

Pfff this is what SCP is now.

scp-wiki.net/scp-4960

400 votes and counting.

The website is owned by a mentally ill tranny, it's probably happened.

>end of world
>but sub 1000
say no more, course it's better than most
They got doc at the very least, not sure about more subtle fuck ups

See

Literally a giant lump of flesh covered in breasts that give you the urge to suckle and never stop. Someone's stupid fetish that got into the wiki.

Amnesia was good

They didn't ACTUALLY confirm what 110 montauk was right?

scp-wiki.net/fear-alone

I want to call bullshit but it doesn’t sound too far fetched. Which is a shame.

that was always one of the theories sure, but the fun was that they were THEORIES
>outright writing "lol bet u thought was raep XD gottem"
we are one step off from an SCP unironically being allowed to kill off 682, fuck watch that be 5000

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>almost 600 rating

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you have 049's desecration, the human reef one removing all sexual references (despite it being the core of the entry) because a mods gf got triggered, 231 apparently being retroactively explained (with some hotlinks to "tales" being added to the entry proper to add insult to injury)
Can't wait for the 173 entry where it starts speaking, filling up 8000 words worth of interview logs, and explains that if it doesn't snap necks to serve its god the world will end

Absolutely pathetic. Even if the original story was pretty edgelord, how ultra-onions do you have to be to actually like the idea of completely castrating it like that?

They wouldn’t dare. Even the most tranny of tranny mods knows the shit that that would bring down upon the website.
Once the “big OC fuck off-er lizard” dies the already open floodgates would be annihilated.

some of the safe ones are nuts yeah, and then you have freaky ones like 096 and then you get paranoid looking at nature photos for the rest of the day.

You kinda have to filter them out
for example the SCP that is the belief that a certain country either does or does not exist is fun.

Sauce me on that one bucko

I am my favorite SCP, SCP-426. Check me out.

nowadays all the new ones have a log where they beat up 682 to show how cool they are.

053 is one of the only times I've ever liked when they did that, and it's purely because little girl + giant monster is a top tier cliche.

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SCP-1173

tfw no scp-354 game
tfw no scp-1730 game

I like that. The SCP organization is aware that a lot of its entries are contradictory and they have yet to find a way to explain that. Adds to the horror

My dude the changed radical larry's picture. He no longer has the smile or the abs.

It's flat out sinful.

>SCP has a relatively interesting power that could have some cool interactions with different subjects
>"Subject was exposed to SCP. Subject then proceeded to-
>[DATA EXPUNGED]
>[DATA EXPUNGED]
>[DATA EXPUNGED]

scp-wiki.net/scp-959

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like what? I haven't paid much mind to post 3k entries

They changed it to a really shitty looking render as well. It looks like a screenshot from fucking outlast.

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>data expunged, redacted and black highlights used to only be used as ways of leaving our locations, names and other pieces of info that could break the immersion of a piece
>now SCP entries are pretty much half redacted for no reason other than what I can only assume is writers block where they can’t be arsed to put the info down

How do you go from an utterly Chad to something so utterly BAD?

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Jesus fucking christ who green-lighted that shit. That’s atrocious by anyone’s standards.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What are the best SCP’s?

>creepy pasta is shit
>scp is shit
>/x/ is shit
Is there literally no horror left on the entire internet anymore?

I remember reading about one that is like a blob thing that really enjoys human contact and is drawn to people that are having a rough time or suffer from stuff like depression.

The internet itself is pure horror

SCP 1733 is the most terrifying SCP. Not 173, 1733

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It is now that the trannies have taken over.

It's just the huge influx of people with no talent requiring you to slog through a lot more garbage to find the good shit.

The way they're changing old SCPs and flat out making them worse or getting rid of what made them work in the first place is rage inducing though.

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:^)

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Containment Breach is terrifying on blind playthroughs, but with enough game knowledge you can abuse the fuck out of items and enemy AI to become an immortal being with future sight. It is essentially the Morrowind of horror games.

The computer who dies every time you turn it off and only remembers enough to hate you for giving it life again every time it's turned off is another good one in the same vein.

That new SCP website, RCP or whatever idk. Maybe that has some good shit?
There’s that short story subreddit, r/nosleep or whatever. The highest rated all time stuff on there isn’t bad, some of its kinda unsettling.
But for the most part there’s no good horror, and there can’t be by definition. Because once one person knows about it, more people will and unless you have completely unbiased mods who don’t care for powertripping, you end up with SCP and everything goes to shit.

I can’t disagree with that, but I remember when I could go on SCP foundation and read them for hours, or if I wanted some realistic spooks I could go on /x/ and there was always a creepy thread.

I went on the 4plebs archive for /x/ the other day and I went 150 fucking pages and there was maybe 10 threads about real life stories and all of them had less than 10 posts. The rest is literally RP garbage, autistic “cultists”, and schizophrenic retards having mental breakdowns.

>no 610 survival horror game
>no 093 exploration game
>no 1983 DOOM mod where you rip and tear the heart demons as that d-class

It's scary how fast faggots can take over a community

>Polandballs of SCP OC donotsteal lorefaggotry

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The only good SCPs are the refinement gearworks, the drink dispenser, and the vending machine.

Prove me wrong.

Everyone who blames reddit is unironically correct, although I wouldn’t say Reddit specifically, but every website that’s on Reddit’s tier of a mix of normalcy and edginess that leads to a literal competitive desire to be the edgiest

It was Both and they deserve all the hate they get

don't remind me SCP it makes me sad remembering how it got taken over and cucked to death by sjw and libtards.
at least the game is nice.

It could make a good anime

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I have no idea what SCP is

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Not the best but SCP-3966 is my favorite

chibi anime full of hugs

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this
682 isn't a big deal by itself, but the experiment log is a goldmine

Men In Black, but with paranormal objects/creatures instead of ayy lmaos.

thanks doc

SCP-3300 is good-ish for a horror game tb h

See for yourself but don’t go past number 2999 at most.
After that it’s just a Russian roulette of quality. And chances are you’re not gonna win.

Thanks doc

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>thumbnail

Gracias, doc

>I gave up after reading the communist woman who can magically turn anyone communist by talking to them one time and can’t die no matter what.

Kek.
Who do they have writing this stuff?

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Take a look at their logo for pride day and take a wild fucking guess.

probably yeah, i usually don't have any issue playing horror shit but that game is weirdly unsettling

Goddamn that was good

Lobotomy Corp is the better SCP game

Wasn't this just because the original owner of the image copyrighted it or something? Same reason the 173 page now has a section at the bottom crediting the original sculptor. To be fair though you're 100% right about new SCPs being garbage, there's a fucking Minecraft one and it's at >400 score iirc

>ORIA
nani

You're making a big deal out of simple friendly competition.

A: the fact that they give a shit about that and cannot just claim fair use is troubling as fuck.

B: Read the discussion on the article, it's almost entirely full of people saying they love the shitty new render.

I really like stories with the UiU, they're just woefully underprepared agents who fuck up as soon as they actually find something. Also they have terrible amnesic gas

شكرا الوثيقة

Please tell me the originals are mirrored somewhere.

not spooky at all, the article is basically just an exercize in writing guro, and even that isn't very well done

The comedy sock of the Portuguese Premier League

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>Super special snowflackes self-inserts SCPs interacting with 847
>intersexed, transgendered, and nonbinary personnel are prohibited from working with, handling, or approaching SCP-847
>XY males identified as such
This is why we can't have nice things.

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>Also they have terrible amnesic gas
The foundation initially had the same until scp-3000 was involved
I found it somewhat interesting

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Yeah fortunately.
The wiki archives all revisions.

scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
best b-

...

Maybe the Chaos Insurgency do have a point.

SCP-804 is a pretty good keter
>pretty harmless by itself
>simple effect on the world (just disintegrates humans and everything artificial)
>too dangerous to contain because it would fuck up everything if contained
>just leave it in alaska and monitor it and keep it safe from crazy tree huggers destroying the world
>still dangerous as fuck though because it's literally in the middle of alaska and not really contained

Ye
they keep the Foundation out of Iran iirc

The Serpent's Hand is best.

Agreed
>TFW you get this bad boy for the first time and have no clue what it does
lobotomycorp.fandom.com/wiki/Don't_Touch_Me

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Anyone care about foreign SCPs? Japan has a fairly colorful bunch, mostly trash that makes modern SCP look good, but then there's pic related.

>Empty space in an attic, filled with floating wooden structures
>Wooden structures seem like an astrological map
>An agent accidentally broke one that was in place of a known astrological body, causing ________ to disappear from the night sky
>The house this SCP is contained in is maintained with the absolute highest care and protection for fear of other possible problems to the universe

Forgot what number it was though

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Best anomaly?
Because Angela is already best girl

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I think it was in the SCP Oversimplified manga.

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I like SCPs that dont cut out all the details for the mystery like names and locations, I like to think the fact that the foundation doesnt know everything about the SCP is enough mystery for a story

Is this flat out the most based and overpowered anomaly in the game? Like, it's effect is crazy broken.

Horror is the only interesting part about it

Is this even a game, how do i play it? Ever since i was in high school ive been seeing scp threads but dont even know how to play it. 10 years later and i still see them.

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Either the button or skull bro.

I'm a sucker for the helpful ones.

Just don't touch it and be mindfull where it is if you have Plague doctor
But it really gets you by surprise the first time
in hindsight, i should have set the image as a spoiler

I CRIED

Yeah, it's where I first learned about it. Some weird shit.

Post your scp ideas and keep it to a couple sentences to see if it stands up to scrutiny.

Forever Valley
A small hidden village in a grassy clearing that cannot be viewed from the outside. Entering the zone reveals a village that contains homes of various design from cultures all around the world. At the hight of the moon (12am) every night every human in the zone restarts the day from the moment of entry at the location in which they enter, if two or more people happen to enter at the exact same time in the same location the first person to enter will simply cease to exist. Once you're in for one reset its impossible to leave again, no matter how far away you walk you will be stuck in the zone until someone enters from your point of entrance at the exact same time as you. Suicide will not free you.

No, I mean in terms of beneficial effects.

It doesn't reset research progress when you use it to crash the game.

My personal favorite is 2399. This video does a way better job of selling it than the SCP proper, so don't spoil yourself just yet.
youtu.be/ph_sR51KBi8

And lets not forget this fucking gem
scp-wiki.net/protected:scp-2721

There is SCP: Containment Breach, which is probably the most famous of the games, SCP: Secret Laboratory, which has a lot more interactions between people since it's more of a multiplayer, Lobotomy Corporation, which technically isn't SCP at all, and a few other minor games related to it. SCP Foundation itself is a collection of stories/reports centered around anomalous things. It came from the /x/ board, iirc, with SCP-173 being the first one.

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what if he just wants to befriend you

The author has been teasing 093 for a bit, hasn't he? Can't wait to see that.
Also, anyone have the Soup from Dad one?

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Dad's Soup is one of my favorites. Such a fucking good premise, and it can be either spoopy or heartwarming depending on how it's handled.

I like the one that you have to use pictograms to mention or else he captures you

Don't you lose all the EGO gear in the agents that go insane/die from repeated uses?

I still don't get it. Is just an exploration game? How do people keep adding new monsters.. i just keep seeing that youtube video of the monster with the big head inside the chamber

YOU FOOL

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That little fucking heart on his face when he grabs stuff just ties the whole story up in a neat little bow.

Yeah. Made me cry like a bitch, but I've always been weak to stuff like that. The one camera one was also nice.

No they said it was a pre-caution for a copyright strike, because it's an old pic of a graffiti painting in some abandonded slav shithole
Of course the real reason is probably that some fucker wants to feel special by replacing the old image with their own one, using the copyright shit as an excuse

I haven’t followed the SCP stuff at all, really. What’s the closest it has to an ultimate being?

Only the Biggest Bird

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SCP-2256 handles the redacted stuff pretty well I think

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Yes, but you just unequip them and you can grind most things up to rank 4 with a single rookie by groundhogdaying it.

Which number is that one again?

There's a few.

God is canonically an SCP but he doesn't really do much.

682 is probably the closest because his whole thing is just being the strongest.

Imagine being so retarded you can't even use Google properly

They have a literal god. Like, THE God. Dude's Keter obviously, but he just shows up to chat with the SCP foundation every now and then.

Depends on the game. SCP Foundation is just a bunch of stories. SCP: Containment Breach has you explore the facility and try to escape. SCP: Secret Laboratory has you complete specific tasks based on who you are. Lobotomy Corporation has been called O5 simulator (O5's being the administrators of the facilities).
SCP-343 is suppose to be something similar to the Abrahamic God and also a little girl?
**|*****|**|*, not to be confused with 2721

it's SCP 2521, but they can't disclose that becau

2521

--/-----/--/-

Yeah, I like Lobotomy Corp having an analogous version of him as one of the starter ones that you can just use as stress relief for your dudes.

Normies use both avidly and there is infinitely more crossover between those two sites than there is between them and here.

Would you?

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nah that's Skull Jesus, Lobotomy Corps version of God is an asshole

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>tfw Thousand Sins is a Zaryn but will one shot one of the most dangerous anomalies to help you out
>implying White Night isn't a false god

Only if I had that one child scp that pacifies 682 nearby at all times. Even if it became a humanoid woman, it's still a violent murdering abomination that puts your life at risk more than your head being in firing range of every gun in the world.

thats literally the gimmik of the scp
just being unsettling as fuck, but not hurting you

But imagine what you could do with her

>F.E.A.R sequels were supposed to take place around the world with new paranormal events each time
Would an MTF game work in that sense?

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There are multiple tales about 231, one is not canon.

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They had to because of legal reasons, you moron.

Either scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1730
Or
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-179

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Of course

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pastebin.com/y2CBJrTY

Steal as you please

>1730
Fuck off with your stupid fucking Tale-Disguised-As-Article bullshit.

Reminder

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Speaking of Lobotomy Corporation, it has some great music
youtube.com/watch?v=VntWLySPeFw

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>the doc rewrite
???
Please explain.

Maybe you should go back there if it upsets you so much you fucking newfag

I think I went overboard but whatever

Skull bro is the one true god heretic.

best human girl maybe

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Why is there a leg fetish goddess anyway?

>alternate reality entered
>hostile environment
>rooms move
>it is not human
>hostile being
>team member vanished
>do not be taken alive

Technically just an AI secretary, but still a very good girl

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There are scarier games

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What's your favorite 001?
The Prototype is simple enough to be the first SCP, while also being important enough to start the Foundation.

While I despite the newer SCP stuff as much as the next person, I enjoy this expanded setting stuff.

>- Dr Bright.
I still dont understand this.
The character is an insufferable meme, but is it someones OC that other idiots adopted or an avatar the mods use to shitpost?
Either way anything involving this character is shit.

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>just an AI
>he probably doesn’t know

He's an SCP actually. Forget the number but basically he was part of one of the funnier SCPs that was also useful to use in other people's stories cuz his nature means he actually would be able to "survive" any random horrible thing an SCP would do.

Please tell me this ain’t real.

The fucking cool god angel that kills everyone that tries to get to heaven without dying. The coolest shit ever, sorry to see scp go downhill when cool shit like that exists

1471

I'm sure years ago people complained about people adding in the character doctors. No one really uses them anymore at least.
Just a reminder that the Foundation has a researcher that is a fucking dog.

Wish it had a better translation. Last time I tried it it was an incomprehensible mess.

SCP is dead due to AIDs and queer faggotry
Let it rest

>symbols have been compromised

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My favorite will always be Cassy.

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Him riding a vehicle is a joke scp

There's one notorious faggot who's a tranny and has a hard-on for Communism. It probably wrote that

i want to see the thought process behind its creation, but so far there's only 1 piece of concept art and it's just a rough draft of the final anomaly

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It is FUCKING DABBING?

>A: the fact that they give a shit about that and cannot just claim fair use is troubling as fuck.
The moment the SCP wiki started giving a fuck about copyright was when I knew the fun was over.

Stopped reading this shit when the newer ones started being all about long ass logs and [DATA EXPUNGED] and blacked out text all over the place. Fucking hack frauds, if you need to be as ambiguous as possible to make it scary you're a shit writer.

Yeah.

Fair use laws being what they are the way they use any of the pics on there is most definitely transformative. Only reason for them to give a fuck would be if they were looking to monetize in some way.

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They're working on it. It's mostly comprehensible now.
Angela is a very good girl who works very hard
It isn't, don't worry.

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fucking trannies, also it hit like -900 score yet was PROTECTED instead of purged because "muh progressive"

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>DanSchneiderMakesanSCP.jpg

I like doing wink wink nudge nudges at things/ideas that already exist and passing them off as SCPs. Not really creative but fun as hell for people to play guessing games over what the actual inspiration is.

Like a village that only shows up for a day every year or somesuch? Perfectly fine SCP fodder, out of Brigadoon. Or anything else that could function as an SCP.

just... just don't look at 049 nowadays, keep the happy memories alive

a tribal totem that compels anyone near it to say nigger randomly. Only black staff are allowed to work in the section of the facility where it is stored. Any white staff member in the area who says nigger has to attend diversity training classes set up by the foundation

scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

Change nigger to a cursed word that only black people can hear and it’s a thing

049 wasnt very good to begin with

Let me guess. Something about the plague doctor giving people sex change operations and supporting trannies?

i mean, they kept the shitty jacket?

How about it filters audio in the air to sound like something deeply offensive to the listener, and only one doctor has figured it out yet but their notes on the matter keep getting ignored and they get told to attend sensitivity training?

RONALD REAGAN
CUT UP
WHILE
TALKING

Toothy fairy

user NO

I'm I cool yet?

or 106 if you value classic appearances
I hear they're rewriting 682 too, none of the classics will be safe

I believe they just tried making the Doc less mysterious and more sympathetic with a defined motive

Oh the game's done user, i think the translation we got now is the final product more or less, which will be a shame because while the beginning of the game and most of the Abnormalities are comprehensible, pic related remains as a broken english speaking poet who butchers metaphors

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scp-wiki.net/scp-348

I’m going to shoot up the foundation if they rewrite my fucking lizard

scp-wiki.net/scp-1861

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Maybe she was always suppose to be a retard who spoke in broken English metaphors?

>faggots from a higher dimension attempt to rewrite 682
>682 reeeeees into a higher dimension and fucking edits his article back personally
682 always win

>The members of Are We Cool Yet never did become cool.
scp-wiki.net/quiet-days

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Absolutely based lizard

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682 is literally the worst article in the 1000 series

Is the SCP Foundation site an SCP itself, pretending to be fictional?

>game still kicks me as soon as I connect
>googling just gives people saying the same thing with no fix

Yeah except that God isn't omnipotent he's making everyone like him using mind magic and he most likely didn't create the universe or earth

It’s my one claim to fame, I don’t want anything happening to it. My newer work isn’t as good as him

>intersexed, transgendered, and nonbinary personnel are prohibited from working with, handling, or approaching SCP-847
Thiscantbereal.png

Let's talk about the TRUE god of SCP like stuff

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682 exists for the singular purpose of ensuring there can only be one 682. If 682 didn't exist SCP would be full of 682s.

The entire gay logo fiasco was to drum up hatred to power am scp that feeds off of people’s anger

>my

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I've been tempted to write an SCP that's just a website giving up all of the foundations secrets to the internet and sometimes possessing formation yet unkown to the foundation (basically just the wiki) but I can't be assed to read through all the entries and the idea is so unoriginal I'm sure it's already been done.

IIRC it's one of the 001 proposals

#1 bro right there. Cannot count how many days he's saved with quick energy or dudes he's kept from going insane.

i should clarify i meant to 'plan to rewrite 682'.
that was months ago so hopefully they've forgotten or given up.

she's an autist with undiagnosed psychopathy maybe, but a retarded poet might be too out for even LC standards

scp-wiki.net/scp-3007

At this point he exists solely as a meme and to keep newbies from getting uppity. I say let him live.

But there's multiple of him

Playing this game without a wiki open is a fucking nightmare

That's what makes it fun though. Just reset and keep learning.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice a few agents, user.

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Shut up he got beaten by some unknown universe ending threat

You posted my favorite so here, my second favorite
scp-wiki.net/scp-1678

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i still doubt his legitimacy as the one true God, but he's still a bro regardless

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what was scp 1 again? I forgot

There are a few proposals for it. I personally really like the Gate Guardian one, but I have a hard on for angels.
The proposal that it's just an SCP that likes being the first on lists also amuses me.

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God
Some extra people
An ugly thing
The creation of all scps cia paper
A key

an entry that autismos clamored for so the staff, in a rare instance of competency, made it so there can be as many SCP-001s as the faggots want and none confirm or deny the others.

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Some user already posted in this thread, but the books about the ancient terrible
civilization that was wiped out. The books keeps rewriting history so the civilization keeps surviving closer and closer to present day
It's really disturbing

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Yeah, so?

Really want to see the original unshopped pic of this

Now I asked in the last thread, but what’s that one SCP with the disembodied voice in an abandoned sector of a facility that commands people who enter it to do random, dangerous tasks like a Foundation Scientist would to a D-Class?
One of the last logs was someone who got their feet vaporized for not following its command then being ordered to tap dance i think

THERE HE IS, I LOVE TALKING ABOUT HIM, WITH WORDS

the fact that there are no scps

>implying the homestuck scp was a self insert
So when Clef and Bright have self inserts it's ok, but when someone writes an SCP that's vaguely related to something they like, it's just horrible?

>That SCP that was just a constantly spawning den of shadow demons
>Could only be stopped with faith
>That one D-class madlad that took out the whole place

>VAGUELY RELATED
it was a whole entry about a space entity starting a fucking tumblr blog (like the author) about homestuck (like the author) and becoming trans (like the author), with a horrible tone that matches nothing in SCP, and got protected by mods because they're socjus despite it being one of the worst received entries on the site, yes it's fucking bad.
And put that strawman down, no one defended the meme doctors either, but at least they pretend to fit into SCP, goddamn tranny.

SCP-2721 is pretty good.

SCP The Soviet Microwave Oven

3999 isn't too bad imo

Megaten inspired SCP game with SCP recruitment would be kino

Hey guys SCP 055 is so good

Wait what did I talk about

705 because the concept of sentient play doh soldiers is pretty novel

Probably the biggest piece of shit in the 3000 series

SCP Foreskin Doppleganger

>anyone i disagree with is a tranny
It isn't even close to one of the worst received entries on the site. The majority of people who don't like it are not regular members of the site, they're people who saw other people bitching about it on Yea Forums or YouTube and then went to hijack the voting system and mass downvoted it without reading it, because it mentioned Homestuck and and gender identity and since you don't like those, that means that is SJW shit.

>I believe they just tried making the Doc less mysterious and more sympathetic with a defined motive
They turned him into an eccentric saturday morning cartoon villain with a funny accent that hits people with a cane
It reads like a -J article now

>anyone I disagree with is a tranny
This has yet to be proven incorrect, especially considering your posts.

I like how 4444 is just al gore.

I wish we had an /scp/ board

what 055?

>she

I would love to see someone try to slip that in as an entry
>Discovery Log
>During a diplomatic meeting between President _____ and leaders of [REDACTED] the delegation was brought to a small village to promote charity efforts.
>While there they were shown various artifacts of the isolated tribe, including SCP-____
>Secret Service agent _____ was soon affected by the anomalous properties (the anomalous nature had presumably been undetected prior to this point as agent _____ was likely the first caucasian to encounter it)
>Agent _____: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to say the [REDACTED] word
>Agent ___: GET DOWN MRS. _____
>Agent _____: Ahem, [DATA EXPUNGED]
>Despite his speech having no anomalous properties itself nor imparting any harm, the word immediately caused those of african descent in earshot to become irrationally mad
>Local retrieval teams (all natives to the region, thankfully in hindsight) were dispatched immediately, Class-A amnesiacs administered to all those effected, agent _____ rehabilitated then released from agency custody

it would actually help us revitalize the SCP wiki by removing / ignoring all the tasteless additions and updating it with tweaked or new SCP entries

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"the [REDACTED] word" gives it away too easily.

it would turn into a board hosting constant 24 hour shitposting ops against the wiki, not that that's entirely a bad thing

Holy fucking shit

This should be the new scp meta, sneaking in meme

>moderation hates the site and its users, only moderating to feed hiro shekels and powertrip because what else is going on in their pathetic lives, so them doing something nice like that would never happen
>8 place is deader than dead even on the most active boards
>alternative wikis would just be seen as a knockoff and not a reclamation by normalfags unaware of SCP's history
it's no use, hope is dead

Nothing to see here.

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2317 master race

>communist woman that turns everyone communist
which SCP is that? What the fuck.

>don’t give up

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theres a great big nothing in the middle of his head

>don't give up
it's kinda nice that they have a dedicated encouragement symbol to cheer other teams on

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There is a We Are Number One SCP that isn't too bad

Could the SCP Foundation contain the Holy Grail War?

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Which SCP is on the left?

That's a funny way of pronouncing Yea Forums

Link

Proceed with caution
SCP-2845

>Now watch and learn, follow me
>We'll write ourselves a great new S-C-P
>[rewrites, tranny moons, keterspam]
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING

scp-wiki.net/scp-3006

Since the election the difference is negligible, but this happened years ago when there was still a modicum more quality on this site.

>GameGrumps
>Continuous, incomprehensible screaming.
Ah, good to see they managed to get back to normal

scp-wiki.net/scp-1539

What'll you be having, user?

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A cup of joe

1 glass of meme juice

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user NO

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Something that will make me happy.

Orange.

Coke & Rum

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Actually does kinda work, unlike the tumblr blog the videos are only incidental and could be replaced with really anything. Still don't like pop culture in muh skip but it's not too bad in this one.

pizza sauce

I like the other guy's idea, but make it jack and coke instead

It reminds me a bit of the basketball one. Video recording SCPs always interest me

a cup of money please. lots and lots of it

>walk into basement
>walk out as a washing machine
>a washing machine that looks, talks and acts like a human
>but everybody thinks you're a washing machine, including yourself

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I can only imagine the types of body altering drinks I can get from SCP - 294

nothing will top
>subjects have ritualistically sacrificed lebron james

>Agent Jim Thayer is a brown leather wallet roughly 11cm X 9 cm in size, containing $11 in US currency.

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What's the saddest SCP?

Laetitia is cute, CUTE!

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Fuck this goddamn thing it’s impossible to play around

1192

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...

the one with the cyborg little girl or the soup bowl with messages.

The soup from dad
or the rubik's cube one

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What was her fucking problem?

youtube.com/watch?v=DyjMAswdM2E

being meguca is suffering

Amnesia was never freeware though

scp-wiki.net/scp-2053

aw, I just wanna hug the poor thing, maho shojoo are too precious for all the suffering they've gone through recently

scp is pretty shit I masturbated to the milk one more than once

>I am so proud of you

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SCP-458 BOYS WHERE WE AT

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The CINCO Pasta Bear is an SCP?

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endless piss

scp-wiki.net/scp-504

>the stationary origin point of SCP-1539 was filled with water with properties identical to reinforced concrete. [Mistake? No such substance catalogued. — Ed.]
>tfw the SCP switched the identity of the concrete into water

i thought scp was a gmod game

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Haha yeah, there aren’t enough useful scps

>scp-wiki.net/scp-978
If it took a picture of you, what would the photo be?

Nectar of the Gods with Scarlett Johansen's love nectar as a chaser.

But Clef and Bright were shit too? The only redeeming factor about Bright was the idea of an immortality necklace as an SCP.

>reads like some overly edgy shit written by a teenager
>still feel nervous after reading it
god why am I such a pussy

scp-wiki.net/scp-2718

>all those results of the SCP's just being happy and normal

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At the very least, it's implied she's supposed to just be a really good orator instead of using her powers for that (even if the article is still pretty bad). No, the real crime is that Emperor Norton one.

no. anything scp is cancer.

machine child, or
>that kid
?

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>guilliman
Wtf I love loyalists now

>Subject: Dr.
>Photographed Activity: Smiling for the camera, neutral pose.
>Photo Result: Subject is shown wearing a different tie.
Absolute madman.

A cute is what she is

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I'll have a Diet Pepsi.
I went ahead and read both versions of 049, and I appreciate them both for different reasons. The original is mysterious. You do not know just what he means by the cure, what he even means by a plague (although likely referring to the Black Death), you can't tell when he's lying or even lying to himself. The rewrite I think takes away from a lot of the interpretation, but plays to that strength. I liked the interviews, at least the voice acting sells it. But it feels like it goes on and on even though the tone was set and it tries to establish "he's more or less a good guy" in the same way like 10 times. Meanwhile in the original you had involvement with 035; offscreen text that can mean so much in defining his motives. Heck, SCP-035's motives are even important there. I like the original better, but I do appreciate what a more fleshed out SCP-049 looks like. Remember there is no canon.

However, I think this is too fleshed out, I can't eat this up: scp-wiki.net/going-home
What's worse is that it's linked on SCP-049's page too. So even though nothing is canon, it's implied to be more canon?

I'm new to SCP, but I see what you guys mean where everything has to be apocalyptic for some reason.

>He turned you into a Rubik's cube
>WELL IT WORKED DIDN'T IT

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GoC are based

Angela's big AI tiddies in my face

>SCP-1762
>SCP-590 is mentally challenged for life

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i've heard two interpretation for his cure: the black plague being the most common, and the second being human mortality. I think i remember his 'zombies' being effectively immortal, therefore people conclude that the Doc's plan is to rid humanity of natural death

personally i'd rather take in F-01-02 into my save because i like her concept better, also that rocket launcher she gives you is great

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She's special. Please don't bully her.

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scp-wiki.net/scp-093
I used to think this one was the most boring one ever until I actually took the time to read all the logs

i want a native entity gf

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I have an idea for an SCP, how do I check whether it's been written already?

It's a teddy bear made of human ears.

There's one where a cult summons every single elder god into one town to force them to kill each other, but I don't remember the number

>I have an idea for an SCP
well tell us

you can't really, so i'd just search keywords upon keywords to make quadrople check if your idea isn't a 1 to 1 copy of another
I'd say don't worry about accidentally sharing a similar theme with another SCP, but these days those guys are quick to jump on an entry for not being 100 percent original

Either taking an unconstipated shit or cuddling in a loving relationship with someone who honestly cares for me, depending on if it goes deep or immediate

SCP was flooded by reddit and tumblr shit

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I don't get this SCP

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That’s just the movie The Endless.

Only certain SCPs can work well together so you can make a working game around it. Containment Breach may require a little research for anyone not familiar with SCP as its a game made by a fan, for the fans
This.

That last line is great
makes you question the whole story

What was its fucking problem?

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basically fairies that steal your name and go live in the human world

Nobody's "fighting" over 001, the whole point is that you can't say for sure which one is legit.

what about the people who fused into things?

>SCP isnt scary
Read 2718 then come back

honestly there is a canon but that canon is that reality is a messy diarrhea pile with no set canon, a "defacto canon" emerges where the core stuff is give or take agreed upon (assume everything is in the "prime" universe unless otherwise stated, skips have consistent behaviors until djcactus rewrites them to stroke his e-peen, D-class are an inexhaustible resource of disposable losers, the foundation is amoral and will do whatever it takes to contain if possible, contain knowledge and effects as best they can if containment is not possible, and terminate only as an utter last resort or accident, etc.)
Oh also they apparently have great benefits for trannies and gays and suck BLM cock if that pride day fiasco is anything to go by which it isn't

I enjoy the objects and creatures more than I enjoy the sentient humans/humanoids or areas.
I get if you’re containing a small house in the middle of nowhere but how the fuck do you contain an entire town?
Also I like an SCP that doesn’t take 30 minutes of logs to get through.

*ruins your blind early playthrough*

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welcome to the thread 4 hours ago, we know

>184 was 001 all along
Yooooo duuuude

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>get "glen with a gay gimmick" gf
>have to think up a different way to address "your freaky inhuman waifu" for your entire relationship
jokes aside 4000 was nice, better than most drivel they have now

>do not be taken alive
>symbols have been compromised

A dog that looks different to anybody who views it; it's based on the first dog that person thinks of when they think "dog". Interesting results if it is somehow viewed by someone who has no idea what a dog is.

A weapon of some sort that can never kill what it strikes. You could pulverize someone into meat putty and they'd still be alive.

>how the fuck do you contain an entire town
you set a perimeter/observation post around it
like scp-wiki.net/scp-3300

If you were to show a piece of text to a baby, or a dog, do you think they would understand it as text? What probably happens is they just see a piece of paper, as they do not fully comprehend what text is at all.
So it's a natural predator to humans that uses this system to fully camouflage. It's not invisible nor it directly controls the brain in any way. The predator's natural shape and form just causes humans to not perceive the idea of itself at all. Viewing it and interacting with one means you are not aware that you are doing so, and to a person, it looks like nothing is there, the idea of it existing flows like water through a strainer.
Other animals can see it just fine and see it as an obvious danger. The predator lives through cities, as he has available food whenever he wants, and hunts day or night, waiting for a human to be fully alone so he can make the jump without alerting people.
Pic related, SCP in question.

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nigger looks like a kirby boss
once you get past the blind "oh shit fuck I'm not good at securely containing things" playthroughs in LC can you keep all the qts and cool guys safe?

they gave names to the fairies
like that agent that said mercy 4x times to the entity
he gave a new name for it and the entity basically fused with him

Is the edgy furry lizard dead yet?

how the fuck do you contain an entire zone?

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He's here to save you user.
DO NOT TRUST THE TIME, FOR I SHALL GUIDE YOU

I cannot for the life of me think of the one SCP that is the most ignored man.
He punched the interviewer in the nose to get his attention, but the interviewer thought that he had a random nosebleed instead
I thought that was a good SCP, because was so irrelevant that death and time does not even acknowledge him
AUGH! it was so good too, but I can't remember the name of him

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yeah man, by successfully containing and researching the toughest monsters you can gain access to their high tier armor that renders them practically indestructible to all but insta-kill attacks and the toughest of bosses

>Is SCP containment breach the scariest horror game?

It may as well be, everything else is garbage.

Sounds irrelevant

WhiteNight is Lucifer, One Sin is God.

Save me from what?

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found it
scp-wiki.net/scp-1936

>scp-166
>Fully clothed, talking to and holding hands with an unidentified male around her age in an unidentified restaurant.
>scp-106
>SCP-106 roaming a wheat field. Appears to be approaching an old farm house, while a woman, appearing to be in mid-sixties, welcomes 106.
>scp-516
>Sitting under trees in a meadow, with birds perched on its main gun, and flowers growing all over its chassis.
>scp-1977-B
>An adult male looking through a telescope at the night sky. There is no light pollution present.
Fuck me man, I didn’t ask for feels but I fucking got them anyway.

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Sounds like SCP-1788 but not quite

based and scpilled

do people still post their original scps here or not

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I want a game based on 093. It would be the best exploration game.

bretty gud

the lizard is fucking shit, it was among the first of the "le unkillable super edgy self insert xD" and a furry.

A memetic hazard that causes Foundation personel to think that there's a mobile task force made up of sapient animals. Those effected by it will sometimes claim to have seen its members in person and even edit other SCP files with addendums referencing them. When someone under the influence of the meme is convinced that the MTF isn't real they become consumed by an intense feeling of embarassment and inadequacy that compels them to commit self-harm.

>a furry
What

I remember this fucking stupid SCP that was basically ninja spy cat girls, and the whole thing played out like some sort of goofy action movie.

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kill yourself

Maybe, but it was put there explicitly to out powerlevel anything trying to be “le epic ultimate scp xD”.

>anthro lizard OC isn't furry shit!
kill yourself

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it's not anthro

thanks

Ae is cute, CUTE!

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But it isn't anthro at all?

The 231 explanation is a mixed bag.
On the one hand, I like the subversion of what 231 birthed is just the most pure and innocent being in all creation rather than the hellspawn most were expecting.
On the other hand, tying it to some LOLSOPOWERFUL multiversal threat as well as using that as a springboard to explain 682 is fucking trash.

Damn, that was pretty scary.

I fucking hate any scp that are like a copy and paste of the mad hatter except spooky

fuckin noice, sold
having a goal like that to work towards makes sim games so much more, I dunno, engaging?

Game when?

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it's a crocodile shaped swamp monster nigga the fuck you smoking

I liked the "mythos" surrounding the Scarlet King t b h
like scp-wiki.net/scp-3150 for example

>Unknown 2: They said, "Amen, may that heretic burn in the pit". As in, "I fucking hate him so much, I hope he dies a slow painful death in a burning hole".
epic

I fucking love that one

>scp-wiki.net/scp-3150
Why the fuck does the page format look completely different here?

hot. But I separate the sexy stuff as some fetish head canon from the actual article. the art does get my rocks off

Frog is qt, actually some author's non-scp donut steel but whatever, at least it didn't watch homestuck.
Also I think they get pissy about their creation getting lewded, kinda funny as it always is

>that one SCP where it's the Teddy Bear that knits people new bodyparts that still work
>it finds a person it can't heal
>it just hugs them and cries
f-fuck

[Data Expunged] - Assistant user has been placed on extended psychiatric leave.

I remember I tried making an scp that looks like a fucking Lovecraftian deity but it ain't shit it just looks spooky

I noticed that they seem to have an updated look on select articles now, 1730 has it too
>they bothered to redesign the homo logo for the new format just to keep the faggotry going
sasuga SCP mods

There was one about an eldritch guy trying to get away from all the cults he keeps accidentally making

actually moved when I blinked. am I done for?

Does anyone else remember that SCP where it's two giant planet obliterating, sentient weapons in space but one of them is a fucking tumblr user.
I just wanted you all to remember that and get as mad as I do when I remember that.

I'll admit I liked Clef when they wrote him personally killing off a Mary Sue SCP

scp-wiki.net/scp-1004

One of my favorite Series II entries.

i'll wish you luck, because reaching the point where you can harvest from ALEPHs is going to be tough, but once you get 1 set of items you're usually set to handle the rest

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A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

2521 is the only format screw scp that i really like, probably because it's the one that actually feels justified in doing so.

SCP-2721, if my memory isn't failing me. It's been discussed a lot here.
Just remember it to remind yourself of what not to do.

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>SCP unironically being allowed to kill off 682
We have one though

Is this an SCP?

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