SHITTERS BTFO

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Designing has very little to do with being good or bad at videogames.

With the tiny tiny difference that from the first second Miyazaki picks up the controller he knows every move of every enemy in the game, every mechanic and every location from the get go.
And also the difficulty is literally tuned around his personal preferences, habits, expectations, strengths and flaws.
Again, miniscule details that clearly make no difference.

rockpapershotgun.com/2014/12/16/side-scrolling-rpg-lisa-is-in-a-mess/

Just a reminder that there is "journalists" out there who could even pass the tutorial of Lisa: the painful
And remember that cuphead video?

>old ass jap has better reaction time than me
feelsbadman.jpg

>mid 40s
>old ass

ikr he already has one foot in the grave at this point

All learnable while playing. If you don't want to play then don't play.

>western

It's Americans. Not the west.

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This. Neanderthal-level kraut here, breezed through souls 1 and 2 after normie relatives complained the tutorial is literally impossible. Fucking DSP got through them.

kek
Fuck, I'm old...

i dont know why its such a hard concept for you guys to stop giving these mouthbreathers clicks and putting them in front pages of social media

america is the west

>John Walker
I knew even before checking.
He is a real master of clickbait, and the most disgusting liberal out there

>wat kind of retard that can eat food be bad at cooking

It's part of the west. It's not THE west.

the absolute state of westerners

If you're making movie games maybe
Devs must be intrested in the game and be at least good at them so they can turn out to be fun

literally whos making blog posts about video games news are not journalists

There is a difference in quality between good teaching and bad teaching.

it is THE west. what else you got? uk and the eu are as authoritarian as the chinks

Why do western people force themselves to play video games when they clearly have no interest in the gameplay?

play more
literally practice. it will come

think what kind of journalist are there if they cant beat game that even DSP can beat.

>fucking retarded food analogy
It must be burger hours

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The only relevant power in Europe is Germany and videogames get laughed at there.

That explains why so many DS bosses were ruined by being able to be backstabbed and parried.

More like Sekiro players BTFO for having to accept that their game can be beaten by a 50 year old working boomer.

>says an aussie
>while most likely insulting another aussie

>fromfags btfo by realizing fact that maker of their games can beat those games too.

Aussies dont have internet

>The only relevant power in Europe is Germany
the nukes are in France and UK.

>Americans
>Eurogamer

What games have you made that certify you as an authority on the subject?

>food analogies are bad meme
what kind of retard thinks food analogies are bad and why. they are really spot on.

Then how are they always shit posting so much?

and the money is in Germany. Your point?

Not all shitposters are aussies you bagel head

>hating food analogies
fucking inbred reddit retard

Other way around retard.
>what kind of chef can cook but doesn't like to eat his own food

That's Japanese, sweaty.

sheer force of will

You're right, the other 50% are FUCKING LEAFS

That's most chefs.

and the nukes are in UK / France. Your point?

maybe people should focus less on difficulty and more in the fact that it is the shortest least varied game from has ever produced

>food analogies are good even the obviously retarded ones!
Jesus, don't have a stroke from your burgers or you'll go bankrupt

>The only relevant power in Europe is Germany and videogames get laughed at there
No they don't? PB literally gets funded by the government you mongoloid.

This user wins. If you don't have nukes you aren't important.

Because nukes don't give you political mandate. Why do you think the EU bows to Germany's whims and wishes? It can't be all the hidden nonexistent nukes, now can it?

>CEO plays the games before they are released

Is this some sort of secret formula?

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president is a lower corporate title than ceo

>being this retarded

This is a more accurate food metaphor
Yes but if you don't taste your own food you are a bad chef

>me dumdum
>better say retard
Sure thing, retard.

The entire analogy is pointless in this case.

The levels of irony astound me.

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Here's an actual accurate food analogy:
>a hotsauce chef makes sure he can eat all of his sauces even though he considers his own tolerance low.

This is a really good one

when youre bad at video games but you are the designer of one you learn the ins and outs of that game so you can still beat it because you know everything. this makes even LESS sense than the chef analogy

This would make sense when making the sauce and tasting throughout. You know exactly what's going in it and how much you can handle.

They are paid to write clickbait articles about videogames because thats the best job their mass comm degree can get them.

Only one even remotely close to the OP

it's chinese, sweaty

Is there a link to this interview

no its not real

Wtf haha
There's nothing hard about lisa
I seriously can't imagine anyone being stuck on the tutorial unless you just don't get the game or something

Beethoven was deaf.

hitler was vegan

They don't have to be bad but a lot of good game designers aren't necessarily good at games. Good design is just good theory.

Are you saying idea guys are very important?

This is definitely not true, as his Fuhrer Cake contained eggs.
liveleak.com/view?i=435_1430932669

thanks user im gonna bake a hitler cake tomorrow

I bake one every year, it's a great recipe on its own.