She's not going to pay for her mistakes and will be redeemed as a true hero because she's a woman

She's not going to pay for her mistakes and will be redeemed as a true hero because she's a woman

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She will be redeemed by my cock if you know what I mean

I don't, explain further

Sirens are cumdumpsters.

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Gearbox is retarded enough to do this.

>yfw they have one guy call her out only to be dismissed as a gamergater incel

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Elaborate.

Never played Borderlands
What did she do wrong?

she said the N word

Why is she wearing banana peels on her lap?

She's a coalburner.
Pic related is the proper waifu.

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She and Mad Moxie drove Mad Jack to absolute insanity for no real reason

I can't remember shit from BL2
What did she do wrong?

sry to be an annoying shit, but how? I only played borderlands 2 many years ago so I don't remember.

Why do Sirens have tattoos?
How do they taste?

She's gonna become the act 2 Main Enemy until it's revealed she's not Lilith and the OG one died just after 2 only to be replaced by a rogue Eridian shapeshifter
>pushes(with Moxxi) ambitious codemasher to genocide just because something was funny about the guy
>orders execution of a regretful vault hunter
>tries to victimize herself in Tina's DLC
yeah no, Lilith must die

They fucked up his face

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Honestly this here is the biggest crime.

See

>Borderlands "plot"

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What did he mean by this?

I wanna marry and impregnate Lilith

>Name is literally Lilith
>"WTF SHE BETRAYED ME?"
What did you guys expect?

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She's a used up coalburner, don't waste your time. She's a child away from a typical american

>Set in a world where literally everyone betray and kill the fuck out of each others purely for monetary gains, or even just for shit and giggles
>BUT NOOOOOOOOO MUH JACK
Fuck off, the only character that ever was truly innocent in this fucking serie was Angel, everyone else is the same kind of shit but maybe with different colors

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>What did you guys expect?
cummies to be extracted from my peepee

bro, you can see ger in the trailer crawling to the vault key without her tatoos. She's clearly getting Tyreen'd and without her power she's uselless.

what said

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All sirens should be barefoot

End yourself.

That'd be fine if Lilith wasn't a full-on dindu

No

Literally the Hunt Down the Freeman plot

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He's right.

I hope they keep the character interactions from TPS. Made the player characters to feel more involved in the plot.

Pale punk chicks make my phallus harden.

like fried pickles?

I only played BL1. Why the fuck does everyone suddenly hate Lilith now?

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because Anthony Burch made her a bitch

>because Anthony Burch made her a bitch

JUST FUCK ANTHONY BURCH YOU FAGGOTS HAVE SUCH A HARD ON FOR HIM

She was a dick and almost killed somebody who could have made Pandora a paradise

Can you post the NSFW version?

Let me smell.
Please.

FINE I WILL

Just bare in mind that there are no real good guys and bad guys in this game. Everybody is guilty of something. It always end in the worst way imaginable, no matter what they do.

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Thinking another race is superior to another is an outdated concept that shouldn't exist

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except my boy Rhys

Fucking this. I barely registered 2's characters as characters until the last dlc and headhunter packs. Playing the TPS is refreshing with actual unique dialogue for a lot of missions.

nigger

Anthony Burch will just complain how he's a male pig for wanting to have sex.

Also, Tiny Tina did nothing wrong. She was supposed to have some ''feels'' moment in her DLC, until Randy decided to change the damn thing.

You can't be ourdated when you're fact

Anthony Burch is white, thats enough reason to continue the White Genocide

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Saiyans are superior to humans in every way.

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atleast they had a ....fart.... joke there amirite?! kekekek

Good thing i play as Zer0 and don't have to deal with these retarded vault hunters.

who?

The worst thing is, Anthony Burch regrets that the original scenario wasn't use. Fucking Anthony Burch.

>Mutt
>White

>Even Anthony Burch knows Anthony Burch is a retard

>ywn be begrudgingly accepted to be bred by a saiyan female
I want off this ride

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Explain, I haven't finished the DLC but from what I played I assumed it would have ended with her finally getting that roland was dead.

You wouldn't survive the ride.

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gearbox anan here
randy was super pissed when he was when he saw the part with the fart joke. he thought it was directed at him. he picked up the nearest monitor and threw it at one of the employees. he then started to pull his pick out of his pants and slap me in the face with until there was a bruise.

that's the plan user

How do incels justify playing Borderlands when the series is built around mocking them?

Writers picked her as a scapegoat so they could say Jack actually dindu nuffin

Well yes and no. The rest of the writers and Randy himself wanted Tina to be a comedic character. Though Anthony Burch wanted to give her (and some others) a way more dramatic story, which is also why he wanted his sister to play her. There are some unused voicelines here and there that gave us an idea of what could have been the OG DLC.


It hurts a bit.

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Because nobody with self-respect takes offense from the pitiful "insults" of a millennial writer.

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How does someone even make a connection like this?

Anthony explained all of that in an interview, I'm trying the find the unused voiceline right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=9IOWt96JCS0

She's cute, so that's alright.

Everyone complains about this for some reason and all I think is that Roland was honestly too good for her.

cuckthony blacked her with a random nigger within the universe for no reason

They channel their powers or something.

You think that only because of the retarded TPS plot.
Roland was always the blandest ass nigga, hell they managed to make him even more boring than he was in 1.

Long hair Maya > Mute Lilith > Maya > Amara > Tannis > Lilith

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Gaige is objectively best girl

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Humans are not the ones constantly putting everything at risk for their fight boner. Not to mention humans are the ones who created androids and time machines.

good, she's hot so she's right
you'd understand this if you weren't ugly

Don´t talk shit about Roland, bitchboy

>random
He was also a playable character like Lillith was.

>the gamergater incel is you
lol get fucked cuck

Don't post my wife

Do you think tiny Tina became a BBC slut in order to honor Roland?

>best girl
You mean best mare.

>Roland
>black
You're stretching a bit there.

Maya is hotter, anyway.

why are you shoving race mixing everywhere it doesn't belong?

SEETHING

He's Am*rican.

Every woman in the game is in interracial relationships. Handsome Jack was the quintessential white male and he was made the villain and his daughter got BLACKED as well.

no?

I mean, we're talking about Tiny Tina, it wasn't like she was, oh I dunno, 13 YEARS OLD?
She probably fell in love with a guns, or explosives I dunno. Kinda like Heavy from TF2.

I’ll give you a straight answer
Lilith and Roland met Jack on the moon where he recruits them to help him retake the Helios station from the Lost Legion invaders and prevent it from destroying the moon/Pandora with its laser
Partway through, Lilith, Roland and Moxxi watch him vent some Hyperion scientists out into space because one of them were spies and he had no time to confirm it. At this point all three of them are now conspiring against him and their attempt to kill him near the end of the game drives him over the edge and kickstarts his anti-bandit/Vault Hunter crusade. It was Lilith punching a gigantic scar into his face that really set him off
Jack probably would’ve been a villain anyways, but Liliths actions make it seem like she made things way worse than they had to be

that's a fanart son, he looks like shit in game

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UK fags don't get to complain about America when they have to pay for porn passes and banned memes

>she made things way worse than they had to be
this sounds rapey as hell

>that zer0 trying to sound like a jock

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BL3 is 5 years later so she would be 18, by 16 she should have been fucking

I'd rape Lilith if you know what I mean.

Based.

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This

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect

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pretty much this
also they act like they never killed innocent people/ people they weren't 100& sure were bad.
so it feels pretty stupid

Best way to die

she's gorgeous in game and out, but you're ugly irl

Found the patreon cuck.

Zer0 sounded like that? damn he sounds even weebier than i remember

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She looks like Benedict Cumberbatch mixed with a frog.

>incels actually think being ugly dooms them
their shit attitude dooms them desu

>also they act like they never killed innocent people/ people they weren't 100& sure were bad.

I am replaying through 1 and I can't really remember anyone you killed that was not a bandit.

>that """art"""

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i played and finisjed BL1 and only played first 30 min of BL2 on the vita

should i get the handsome collection on steam or no? (dont care about the epic game shitstory)

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>Tannis that low
Queer.

The nigga speaks almost exclusively in haiku

Should hear how he sounds in the last episode of the Telltale game. They changed it to something completely different for some reason

you're the frog

oh, so you're a newfag? k then

She looks hot in borderlands 2 retard

Angel was never in a relationship, meanwhile Jack himself was colonizing Indian cowgirl pussy every day.

You're right, and you're gonna catch this tongue.

Kale is autistic, she would simply kill you in a random fit of rage.

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She's kind of annoying
Cute, but she's too extra sometimes

gameplaywise it's good
all the incel complaining is because of the story, so if you dont care about that you're fine

I mean, considering her personality, I don't think she would interested in all of that. Nobody seems to be ''really'' into her.

>his daughter got BLACKED as well.
No she didn't.
What are you talking about?

Oh wait, you are one of those millennial cucks, aren't you? Those who jerk their tiny, mutilated, virgin dicks to cuck porn, right?

n-not in public

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Call me a shill but borderlands 2 is really good. The sale is like 15 bucks for 240 dollars of shit so if you even think you will get into the series I would grab it since you will just end up buying all the stuff anyway.

WAIT what the fuck, they completely change Zer0s voice, check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=eK0CbcP3iOg

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>B*rderlands

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None of the Borderlands games are good games. Borderlands 1 at least has a unique, lonely atmosphere where dark humour is used to accentuate the hopelessness of the world instead of WHOA BODONKADONK SHAWTY SPLOSIONS BADASS MEMES non-stop.

No, that voice isn't fully mixed. It has the filter but it hasn't been deepened like his lines in the rest of BL2. However the last episode of tales also sounded like that so who knows what is going on.
This is his BL2 voice.
youtu.be/ffBqBIvAUMw

The wrong Siren died.

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2 can be pretty good if you mod it.
The writing can get a bit grating with the whole “everyone acts like they’re brain damaged” humor though.

Reminder that Zer0 is the only actual good character and the others are degenerates, alcoholics, literal bandits, sluts and two-twiming trash.

Aren't they all wanted criminals before BL1 anyways?

Jack was based though

user here we have the wild faggot unable to separate their political views from video games. if you too are a faggot, avoid it

THIS is the Zer0 i remember.
Now he sounds like an asexual fuck, he's an alien so i guess..it kinda make sense...

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So, is he an ayy or what?

this pure white speciman died so the goblina de las muertes in the BL3 trailer could be born

>Yo
Who came up with this brilliant dialogue?

I can agree with that at the very least.

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It's literally the best co-op experience PC has to offer for more than 2 people.

Tell me a better game to just get lost into and have actual FUN.

If you think for a second Overwatch, Apex or the likes are better than this series you are delusional and should probably end yourself.

oh look,
ATLAS GOOD
MALIWAN BAD
fuck you Rhys, long live Maliwan
>tfw they pull a "Steele actually didn't die in Robolution" but she ain't an enemy in 3

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>Games are bad because the shooting is anemic, the quests are boring and the writing is genuinely unfunny and grating, politics not mentioned once
>"political views"
O-okay, friend! Haha! I am glad you're only pretending to be retarded, because the alternative is that you are actually retarded.

There's more people beyond the UK and the US, Am*rican cuckold.

>proper waifu
>fucks a psychopath

i hope they outright fucking kill her in 3, i so fucking hate this bitch after 2, at least in 1 i could fap to her now i can't stand her at all

Apparently it's the same VA but without the voice being pitched down.
Apparently Burch wanted to more asexual voice to begin with because he's a faggot and they didn't follow until later.

I will cum inside her cute tummy!

im actually retarded, as is everyone else on Yea Forums
go home

Well Kinda. Atlas wanted Roland since he kill someone when leaving the CL. The others just pissed off the Crimson Lance during the events of Borderlands 1. They tried to retake the planet during the General Knoxx DLC so they made them wanted.

but she was dead in tales

>retarded psycho mentions he likes sirens
>"hurr they are in a relationship"
>even though Maya is canonically asexual

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>If you don't like this piece of shit, slow, grindy FPS with zero substance than you must be a fan of some other millennial or zoomer trash
You can go on the Steam store and find a bunch of random hack and slash RPGs that are significantly better than Borderlands.

She's on a planet full of bandits who are mentally deranged, she has plenty of opportunities to get her white teen holes stuffed

>mad that Krieg gave her his irradiated dick

Some stuff from Tales ain't canon.
Wanna bet on AI Jack still existing?

China is a hivemind that NO one likes
Japan is the world's bitch

The rest of Europe is just Muslim raping grounds and the countries that aren't are shit holes

>Maya is canonically asexual
no she's a lesbian and in love with me

I thought they retconned her so that she wasn't a siren?

>HEY SLAB, WANNA GO LIFT? IM A SIREN
>soft snort chuckle

Maya is so cute.

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>The rest of Europe is just Muslim raping grounds
They are less than 1% of European population, 56% er.

Believe me, as somebody with a GF that loves co-op games, I've played everything.
Even shits like Necropolis.
NOTHING comes close to the fun that Borderlands can give you.
And that's without talking about the replayability.
That said, I wish BL3 flops just because they are laughing really hard at consumers and fans.

He's a number.

>slow
>grindy
>zero substance
>I NEVER PLAYED THE GAME BUT I KNOW IT'S SHIT OK?!

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No, but Tina is actually a lesbian.

i loved playing bl1 on my ps3 with a couple of friends but those same friends already moved onto other stuff so im mostly just gonna play this solo. still worth it?

also im mostly skipping anything that looks like a wall of text if it isnt one of my gear

>t. review bomber
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'(

I'm gonna need you to post more Gaige pics

But letting AI Jack live was a choice

They ARE slow and grindy, though. The whole fucking point of the games is to fucking grind. slowly. How the fuck are you able to function and not just shit yourself to death every time you wake up and reach for your bottle? The only Borderlands game I haven't played is Tales and that's because I have no interest. They're not good games. When I was a teenager I thought 1 was good but having gone back recently, nothing about it is remotely enjoyable. The loot isn't even fun like Diablo 1 or 2 or any other loot and grind games.

piss off mate i dont want tina, i hate her

ok

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look at that forearm

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Borderlands solo is a lonely experience. Borderlands 2 solo, without your friends to talk over the fucking CONSTANT dialogue, is a grating experience. The Pre-Sequel is even worse than BL2 in this regard. If you don't have at least one friend to play with, it's hard to recommend the series. Even with one friend it's not easy to recommend since the best results come from playing with 4 friends on a regular basis.

Look at her.
Would you fuck Tina?

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Tina is a child

t-thank you friend

She is 17 in 3, I think.

why the fuck would anyone have that saved

Not him, but if she was offering and the VH's wouldn't kill me for it then hell yeah

>BL2 player characters are likely now NPCs
Why must the previous games characters be relegated to background status? I was annoyed enough in 2 that they all somehow got fucked by hyperion off screen despite canonically killing cramerax. At least put out some non-canon dlc that lets me play as them. Still wish TPS characters were backported to BL2 as non-canon dlc since they have some fun stuff.

Tina is a cartoon character in a hellscape memelands vidya game made for maladjusted manchildren still dealing with teenangst in their 30s

It's a cute skag.

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If we're going with every numbered title being 5 years apart then she's 18 now

>Roland dies
>the bird dies
>scooter dies
>lilith hopefully dies

whos next
post your wishlist

I replayed 1 and I had the opposite effect. It made me appreciate the drop and stat randomization much better in 1 than in 2. 2's gimmick weapons can get seriously grating, but in 1 almost every weapon you get can be absolutely great.

I will agree that the guns are pretty boring in 1, but at least they were functional and not a hassle to use.

Delightfully debatibly devilish seimor.

No, tina looks like a legit child with her dumb face and annoying mannerisms. She is unattractive in the same way real 3d children are.

I think the point is that they’re at a disadvantage and since they have no other redeeming qualities having an automatic negative reaction is a nail in the coffin since they can never come out as better than neutral to anyone with any standards at all

He was already insane at the start of the pre-sequel plot, dunno how people have such low IQ they think Moxie and Lilith did it.
He started out insane, asshole, according to Moxie, his ex
Then he shot 1 guy and popped a boner
Then he went all out being a cunt to everyone (which, as noted, he was already doing, he just now had no issues with murder in a universe where murder is an actual joke to begin with)
Then at the end of the game lilith teleports in and punches him in the face instead of shooting him, giving him a target to direct his aggresion towards
He proceeded to direct it at everyone but Lilith instead, even though its established 5 mins into 2 that the robot dude from the start is > every BL1 char put together and you at level 3 are > it
The poision bs isn't canon, the 2 cast is justi nherently better than 1 for no real reason

>She's not going to pay for her mistakes
She already got her boyfriend killed

A new NPC added into BL3 named Tony Birchwood

Reminder that
>Ain't No Rest for the Wicked > Come With me Now > Short Change Hero
Secret god tier: To The Top

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axton because he took gaiges virginity

>Deaths that were undeserved
>Roland
>Scooter

>People who deserve to die
>Lilth
>Pickle
>Janey Springs

I love kreig and want a happy ending to him, but i cant deny killing him in three as a multistage boss could be incredibly Kino.

For me, it's Tannis the Autist.

>but in 1 almost every weapon you get can be absolutely great
Sure, but you usually only get ones tailored to your skills like every eight levels

You already said it man, Lilith
Moxxi's just as bad, if not worse, than her, but she's at least good for my dick

Of course she's not going to pay for her mistakes because she did nothing wrong

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Just kill off Claptrap already. They were cute little robots in 1 but they successfully made them fucking annoying by pretending that they always were.

I don't get it.

>inb4 they kill marcus and replace him with that orphan he has

>you 'kill' him
>it just kills 'krieg' not the other guy
>he's shit

litterly Hilter

S-She's 13...

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>according to Moxie, his ex

It's not like she is a two-faced, two-timing cumdump that betrays every man she is with.

In a heartbeat

It's a good thing the game scales your weapons so well then, instead of needing to replace your gun every 1 - 2 levels

>come with me now
dont you mean black dragon

what if they were like, smart or funny or intuitive or perceptive or socially gracious or any of the 1000000000000000000000x other attractive traits in a person

I'm playing through the first game right now. This TK Baha guy is pretty great. Is he in the other games too?

>doesn't like pickle
Oi!
>The poision bs isn't canon, the 2 cast is justi nherently better than 1 for no real reason
You could argue that the scaling in BL2 is canon but even at level 15 you aren't any better than the BL1 max level characters.

user...

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Jack was dating a spic though.

Don't remind me

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Reminder Gaige and Tina are bandit sex slaves forever

Did I stutter?

>skag in the corner
YOU JUST KNOW

They multiple times explictly call your more badass than the cast in one and throughout the entire story rely on you over the old cast because you are better. On top of Wilheim explictly being stronger than the entire 1 cast put together at max level but weaker than you at low

they better not kill off our boy Rheese

She's for fat cock only, user.

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This is getting creepy

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No, Lilith and Maya are Tina's sex slaves.

me in the back

just like lilith's pussy

any else in that thread with all those belly comics

i remember that shadman comic

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You say that like Tina wouldn't also indoctrinate them into being bandit sex slaves with her, having the sirens lick her cumfilled pussy clean

She's not getting any younger, you know

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why would you say something so brave yet so controversial?

la goblina...

how can people look at this and not see how the graphics have improved since 1 and 2

God she is ugly in this game.

Be honest, you'd still bang her

I don't know why I expected for her to remain pretty.

too focused on the sudden underbite

Nobody is claiming that it hasn't, but the overall artstyle makes the previous games age way better than other games released at the time.

>Start playing BL2
>It gives me some items that seem OP out of the gate
Is this DLC? What fucking one is it? I fucking hate this kind of garbage.

they haven't improved at all dear Randy

She's a virgin you cuck.

special edition, just drop 'em if you're that butthurt
you get something better in two levels anyway

keep the grenades tho

it's exactly what i expect out of shitty gearbox writing
i still hope she gets fucked over horribly regardless

What area are you in right now? Also don't get too comfortable now, the grind for power will begin at an alarmingly fast rate.

She's getting her powers stolen,and most probably she will be killed

back to your demake thread

I mean the whole wilhelm thing is just a huge clusterfuck at this point. He barely looks similar to 2 in TPS. If you refuse to accept the poison thing as canon then you'll just have to assume that 2's band of vault hunters are just more skilled than 1's. Even if that only really makes sense for zer0.

>because she's a protagonist
ftfy

Imagine caring for memelands "plot".

It is objectively not canon. It is not about accepting

2's band of vault hunters got bigger numbers on their guns

She didn't do anything wrong. When a good guy does something shitty to a bad guy it's not really a bad thing.

Looks alright if you ask me

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>mfw Ultimate Vault Hunter mode

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Jack let you kill Wilhelm so you would put his trap of a core into sanctuary's shield generator.

>that guy sure is fucking ugly but I bet he's really smart or funny!

said no woman ever

I hope you intend to do something about this erection you've given me.

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t. Yea Forumscore faggot who thinks Bloodborne has a good plot

>for no real reason
Ignorance is bliss right?

She never was.
For some reason, they used an old Lilith model instead of making a new one.

I want to see her pregnant. Pregnant!

Literally just started. I just saw the 1K damage the grenades did and was like "seriously"?
Guess I'll just keep the items in the backpack then.

Wrong, all sirens should go naked to better channel their powers and for people to better see the tattoos :)

this
if you're good enough to actually give a fuck about taking care of your appearance and attitude you're good enough to get a gf

That's from a non-canon scrapped voice line that was scrapped for a reason

>no tattoos
smug crackwhore really lose her siren powers? based

Sorry for the wait, but I was in coma.
Never ever scare me like that again

>he thinks that will save him later on

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You forgot
>more health
>more melee damage
>bigger numbers on shields, grenades
>bigger damage from their skills (killer cloud for example)

>Every female character looks ugly
Gaige is going to be a goblin isn't she?

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>ginger hair and freckles
GIMME THAT BUTT

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The nade, like all the free weapons, get outpaced quick in 2. Don't worry about them.

Jack was pretty much a villain regardless, the problem was due to her actions she sent him completely off the deep end. I don't think the writers are even self aware of how much of a hypocritical cunt she is and just want to maker her the badass revenge chick.

I'm sorry user :3

fireworks damage scale to your level
it's pretty good

Nigga you'll be doing Billions of damage by the very end game, this game has Diablo 3 tier level of enemy health/player damage scaling, its ridiculous, don't get too attached to anything because you'll be throwing it away very fast

Ah well that's better then.
Thanks anons!

Yeah he becomes a mainstay and you go on funky adventures with him. He really likes hanging from things!

White enough

Maya sound cute trying to talk rude

>thinking for yourself is an outdated concept that shouldnt exist

tell me more about how literal sub 80 iq africans that hunt down and cannibalize other human beings is equal to me.

Fireworks is unreliable because the only grenade mod you'll be using is Magic Missile if you are not named Axton and have a fastball.

Also don't forget that she expressly went against Roland's orders and followed him to Control Core Angel, which led to her getting captured by Jack and Roland getting killed.

Surely you don't think long hair Maya looks ugly?!

CATCH A RIDEEEE NIGGER

fuck off VPG

It would be better if it was cannon and since it is a glaring fucking plot hole without that bit of information I would consider it cannon desu

>not using low level slag crossfires and singularities

I don't know anything about scrapped voice lines. What I do know is that Jack was teasing you with a secret for hours before you finally kill Wilhelm.

wat?

Oh forgot about Maya
yeah she looks alright but that's 1 out of about 7 people so the idea that Gaige will look good is doubtful

His secret was that Angel worked for him, he says that when you install the power core at Sanctuary

its not not canon
they just forgot to put it in

This. Every user who says Jack is somehow good always dances around all the fucked up shit he did like taking joy in torturing the people from the very first village in borderlands 2. Or the fact that he pumped his daughter full of eridium just to load up a key.

Is the Pre Sequel worth playing?

Gaige died or otherwise disappeared off-screen I guarantee you

>tries to victimize herself in Tina's DLC
wait what? I dont know what you mean Tinas DLC was entirely about her Mordecai Brick and Lilith were just there to give her mental support.

Not because she's a woman but because she's hot as hell. I think the character would actually generate even more sympathy for secretly having a dick all this time.

The poison shit never made it to the actual game

Its a plot whole regardless. Wilheim should neither be strong enough to body all of BL1 or weak enough to die 5 mins into 2.
He was clearly just put in as a way of making the two cast explictly superior to one witout considering how little sense this makes or that people actually like dthe cast in1

Did they ever fix the perma slag and FFYL timer not resetting bugs? Those two things probably were my biggest issues with 2.

hi incel
correct you cannot tell how smart or funny someone is without talking to them, that is why you need to talk to them instead of subscribing to your death cult mentality of failure

>FFYL timer not resetting
thats not a bug

If Gaige and Axton aren't co-owners of a workshop where they make absolutely insane shit including a Deathtrap Mk. 2 with shoulder-mounted turrets I'm gonna shit.

>90s ass hack and slash shit

Lmao who gives a fuck? I want to shoot people in the face and occasionally see a purple drop come out, not click on tiny mobs like some gay ass moba.

Did anyone even care about Roland's death? I had zero attachment to the guy because he was literally a non character in the first game. And when he pops up in the second game he's just the bland commando dude.

Gearbox user here, this is true and they made Moze's bear mech.

It's a matter of preference
I really like Pre-Sequel, but a lot of people severely dislike it

>guys i'm cereal

She helped stop the tyrant that was Jack, therefore she IS a hero

I played him in one so it kinda sucked when he was shot.

Try shitting In a toliet some time

>he was literally a non character in the first game

every playable character was not just him

Source?

>this aint no place for an hero

Turn of all character voices and subtitles and it's alright

Slap Gaiges pussy

women aren't talking to ugly men though

Sorry she can only be pleased by black cocks now.

She also helped CREATE the tyrant that was Handsome Jack, pre-bs John seems a benevolent megalomaniac
It's like people doesn't know the 2 Opening Song is to be taken LITERALLY in the Borderlands universe

>helped stop
she literally became his next vault battery after deliberately disobeying orders
lilith didn't do shit in the second game aside from killing bandits and starting a cult

She goes off on one at the explodey guy for daring to be into nerdy stuff because she was totally a lonely nerdy girl in high school who never got any atteniton despite having a fucking cult

Only if you are depserate for more BL. The story fails to properly give jacks backstory, as he was crazy before it, so its a wash on that end. Melee feels cheap and bad. Game tends to be too easy even on harder modes. Really fucking terrible overly large maps which are the worst part
I liked it because I liked claptraps active. Every other aspect was < 1 and 2

BL3 will be always online mmo shitfest with daily quests and weekly raids.

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If you can make it through an hour of i'm a lesbian "jokes" its okay. And no i'm not joking about that time frame either. It's worse if you pick a female protag.

She didn't do shit, it was the new Vault Hunters that stopped Jack. Also the irony is that she helped create that tyrant. Was Jack already an asshole? Sure, but it's not like the Vault Hunters themselves are saints. But fucking him over and then disfiguring his face is what drove him into complete insanity.

Hopefully Tannis. Too much of an autist

Don't forget rampant microtransactions

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>get a legendary shield from a level 9 enemy
>it’s worse than my level 12 green shield in pretty much every aspect
I fucking hate the scaling in this game.
And maybe me and my friend are lucklets but we’ve also seen pretty much jack shit in terms of higher tier loot outside of that. Maybe 2 purples and we’re around level 23 now.

>She goes off on one at the explodey guy
She talked shit to Torgue? thats unforgivable. Fuck that cunt.

>randy confirmed on twitter it will be battle royal after the PAX East shitshow
yikes

That's bullshit
She even has powers and shit
Fuck thr writers. They always do this kind of retcon shit

To die right? Nice

Scaling in BL2 is fucking awful, especially in Ultimate Vault Hunter mode.

BL1 had better scaling for weapons but it didn't have very interesting character builds, BL2 does but the scaling is ass

Hoping for BL3 to take the best of both worlds.

How can you hate Tannis? She's /ourgirl/

Those anons are retarded, she was always a siren and still was in canon.

>always online
probably only in a DRM thing
>mmo
nope, 4 players max like always
>daily quests and weekly raids
you mean like they fucking did in 2 during the 30-day Million Dollar Hunt? that shit was fucking awesome and you could find people farming Gold Golem in femtoseconds

Maybe we were the badguys?

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Don't you have a boyfriend to ask to beat the tough levels of games for you? What are you doing here?

You better not be lying, bitch.I better see adult Gaige and Axton together!

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Just hope they tone it down with the whole gay and lesbian shit that seemed to be the highlight in Tales and Pre-Sequel. I don't know what it is, but it's like these days you HAVE to make a spectacle about having a fag in your game/movie/cartoon. It's honestly getting obnoxious.

He bought?

Who was gay inn tales?

Tales is significantly better if only because the writers actually made the thing entertaining.

Pre-Sequel is the absolute worst and basically validates what you wrote, it seriously felt like they were pushing that Janey Spring's only trait was that she was Lesbian and annoying

Athena and Springs were fine in Tales as a couple, unlike TPS where Springs wouldn't shut up about not being into guys and constantly hitting on an awkward Athena

Because she cared and wanted to protect him?

People aren't allowed to do stupid shit because they made it clear they were once an item?

BL2 Reborn yes or no?

I'm not even sure if we will see her at all. We haven't seen or heard anything about the dlc characters krieg and gaige.

>Badass Pyre Thresher

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no

It actually is, but y'know how dudes on Yea Forums are. They'll hear janey talking about being a lesbian and they alt f4 the game

yes

i'm running it and some of the changes like softer scaling are okay, but i haven't hit the higher vault hunter modes though so take it with more than a grain of salt

maybe

>yfw the first time you saw a GOD-liath

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Man, I want to see those two
I dunno about Axton doing that, since he wants fame and glory.
Maybe he became an actor?

>Where is the first Vault Hunter
>Who is the Destroyer

What do these clues mean/imply?

If it's your first time why would you ruin the experience?

haha, I think I get what u mean ;)

GOD I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH WHY CANT I HAVE SEX

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youtube.com/watch?v=37uEQC_Q5wQ
dat ass tho

As long as you have a high tolerance toward shitty writing and you don't play Athena you should be good. Don't believe what other Anons say when they say Janey is the only bad part. Trust me it gets worse especially with the side quests

Underrated. Thanks for the post, user.

This.

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>GOD I HATE MEN SO MUCH WHY CANT I HAVE SEX

female incels are so cringy

I thought this fag was married? Did he lie about that too?

get MBGA instead

im talking to you right now

youtube.com/watch?v=qVoz0kThw_E
are you looking for enlightenment via suffering?

it has some okay gameplay improvements like character trees and stuff like the grinder from what i remember, but if you thought 2's writing was shit it only gets more annoying in pre-sequel
the real problem is it lacks the content 2 had

post feet

fuck off roastie

>he thinks there are tough levels of games
weak

It's good but the mod manager is down, you have to use the Hextool.
Also, it doesn't work well with other mods like the ultimate coop.

WOMEN
not men without dicks

Yeah that fatass is married. You can accuse him of being a lot of things but he isn't an incel at the very least.

gee i wonder why women dont talk to you lmfao
just kys as your death cult demands, retard

Why does this game have so little porn? I've consumed it all again once more since the trailer got posted and my thirst still hasn't been sated.

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>t. incelmorphus the unsatiable

does BL really not have a lot of r34? Moxxi has existed for almost a decade now

wait when did scooter die? I must be completely forgetting something.

shill me on it
i'm currently fucking around with bl2reborn and will fuck around with it afterwards

Tales, fourth episode
His voice actor wanted out

>retard

you must be 18 to use Yea Forums

>make best girl
>kill her off in a optional side quest
Why are the writers for this series such fags?

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literally only a full days wank

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>Not to mention humans are the ones who created androids
And look how that turned out for them.

At least she'll always exist in TPS.

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stop posting then, retard

>make best girl
>never use her at all

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looks fine to me

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because she unluckily did not have the ability to post her face when she wasn't written by anthony burch.

just finished a playthrough with her last night, jesus is she OP.
Showdown, bouncing bullets and final bomb - combined with moxxis free beam weapon half way through story, cheesed everything.

Rhysbros?

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>muh wojaks
it's not an I AM SILLY comic if both sides are silly

audrey hepburn is the most gorgeous person to have lived
i'd do anything to eat her out

what can I say, I have a DIRE NEED.

I only care about Rhys if Jack comes back in some form through him.

Help me out here. Is this how mods are suppsoed to be loaded? First time playing the game, I just want to use mods that fix stuff plus a few QoL improvements.

Anything you'd recommed?

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>stop posting then, retard
literally a manjaw, tho
harder jaw than most men i know

Troy Baker is a faggot and deserves to have all his roles replaced.

You still have to admit that the chin meme has to die.

gotta delete system32 or else the mods wont work

This, such a wasted character. Tales was a prefect way to set him up as a Handsome Jack but they pussied out at the end.

>dead game i used to play was 3rd person and let you upskirt your player
>devs realized and patched it out
they deserved death

This is how the rifle with this kind of barrel supposedly would look like
Lazy bastards never finished/completed the model

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friendly reminder for incels that she was in a relationship with a black man.

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i actually wanted troy baker to sell me atlas guns

thank god, now they can place the budget in other important places

wait, shes asian now?

>trusting a woman with anything
>trusting a woman with your dick
Just fuck your best male friend. I’ve been doing it for 7 years.

Are Borderlands 2 & TPS still moddable? Apparently the recent updates fucked up the community patches and they seemed to fix all my issues I had with the games

The mod manager is just reading and letting you customize your patch file, you need to stick that in your binaries folder if you haven't already. Then you just use the exec command from in-game, unless your mod does some other weird shit.

Fine sure but this is fantasy
does not look better than this
People are just attracted to youth and like looking at attractive people, deal with it

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literally who

With the moustache he looks like he could be voiced by Tom Kane

go back to /gif/

H A M F I S T E D

Lilith was my waifu in BL1. I hate what they did to her.

post a pretty person then
prove me wrong

Just picked up the Handsome Collection and I'm gonna jump into Borderlands 2. i usually go full autism in games like these and I'm planning on playing the game all through OP8(I think it's called). Which character/s do you guys recommend? I've heard Gunzerker is boringly OP, I'm kinda interested in Gaige because I want to play as a cute girlher mech skill looks cool. Is she viable at the highest difficulties?

I bet 10 bucks she's a lesbian. She just has that look.

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It's a good lesson as to the horrors of aging though
The reaper is coming for us all if we don't into gene therapy soon

I'm not talking about her looks.

>for no real reason

Imagine believing this. He was already murderous before than incident. The whole game is him getting crazier as you go.

God I hope so

People grow old, even in fiction that's possible.

akshually

Gaige is more than capable at high OP levels just forget about DT and think of him at best as a distraction

>2019
>Not able to handle a strong female character in vidya
Aww, swetie.

Oh I only played 1
What was so bad about what they did to her?

Why did Deathtrap's scaling have to suck so fucking much? It makes it feel like any points you put into him are just wasted.

Zer0 is the most fun character to play, also the most flexible.
Axton can get pretty crazy with the explosive tree and it's really reliable until UVHM.
Salvador is shit and you can play him by placing 2 rubberbands in your mouse.
Maya is cool but she has less options than lilith, no reliable melee build so you can only play elemental if alone or support in coop.
Krieg is fun as fuck and you can play him whatever way you like, just stay away from the fire breath skill, it sucks.
Gaige is cool if you like pet-style characters. Deahtrap's tree can turn him into a disgusting powerfarming tool.

i hope both the girls are. then any dlc girls too.

idk I do still like sharing is caring to give him a lovethump or blackhole for mobbing/dicking around tho

How is that a manjaw?
And if you think ''real'' women got jaws like thoses photoshopped/make-up gals you see on Instagram, then good news, not everybody got that type of jaw. Everybody is different and got their own specific physical traits, even women.

nice buzzword faggot
deathtrap goes to level 80 while you say at 72

>Gaige is cool if you like pet-style characters.
>pet-style characters
>not anarchy

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she's a dumb bitch, an extremely unlikeable dumb bitch, you couldn't hate her in 1 because she had no character at all like the rest of the playable characters, but in 2 her having an actual personality and a """""""""""""brain""""""""""" completely ruined her character

Nah, she likes fat cocks.

Worse, a pajeet.

90% sure shes riding the brick shaft

Who doesn't?

This is what my ucp looks like. Pretty much all the bug fixes auto pick up stuff. I also changed deathtrap's and the turret's scaling to be like the console version since I have no idea why PC is different.

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Did you even liok at the pic before posting your bait? Lilith's problem is obviously her mile-wide cheekbones.

Anarchy is for faggots.
Also, little big trouble is really good in Reborn.

All that is bullshit
Except for Axton

>lovethumper
the worst shield to put on deathtrap for obvious reasons

Tell me one single thing I said wrong.

>this user doesnt into Anarchy

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how is it even possible to be so bad at a game this easy

zer0s the most flexible

What's a good Zer0 build? Been trying him out and I really don't like his ability, he feels pretty weak compared to the amazing chaos monsters that are Salvador and especially Krieg.

Based af.

>playing gaige

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the entire point of gaige is to anarchy like a retard for retardhugenumbers though

Remember when people used to think Disgaea went overboard?

>he doesnt like facing the complete wrong direction and critically hitting enemies behind you
casual

Kiss the Sky>Ain't No Rest>Busy Earnin>everything else
But honestly all intro and credit choice in Borderlands are great
they really flanderized hard in Borderlands 2

>Sniper
>Gunslinger
>Melee
And my favorite
>Unforeseen stalker build

Some may not be viable post UVHM but they are all fun and it's more builds than the other characters.
Read above.

Melee Zer0 with as many points into backstab as possible, since it's the only multiplicative melee bonus.

Only on console though. On pc without mods he has a fixed damage formula and it makes him kinda shit past level 30. Meanwhile on consoles his damage formula scales to be better as you level up.

What if she was eating?

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What's a shooter like Borderlands but more ability based?
I unironically like WoW's sequential/30s cooldown/crowd control based abilities but even something like Warframe isn't giving me that with shooting (too spam oriented)

Stop it. Right now.

>gear: twister and quasar
skills:
> 5/5 1shot1kill
> 1/1 b0re
> 5/5 two fang

oh yeah she helped big time by punching a vault symbol into his face and not finishing the job

>borderlands 2 is really good
No it certainly is NOT. It fails at the one thing it's supposed to do: Be a fun shooter with good loot.

Stop recommending the twister.

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no

those two guards in Helios at the beginning of part 4.Athena & Janey, the later was already gay but them getting together was hinted in the credit of TPS (a drawing show them getting into a space shuttle together)
That's it I think

Download BL2 Reborn instead. It uses UCP and combines it with a ton of other mods that really improve the game.

Is the skill scaling patch included and can I play coop with my friends?

>make her playable in TPS
>they gave her a really shitty outfit compared to her badass western outfit in 2
man I was pissed, is she fun to play? I'm getting back to TPS soon with a friend but I already played the game with Wilhelm & Athena. He already play Doppelganger; how are Nisha and Aurelia? I'll probably just pick Athena again

imagine being this retarded

>buzzards appear
>shoot the floor
>they all die
SHE'S ALWAYS FUCKING EATING. JUST STOP, WHORE!

Name one headline girl in a western game that hasn't been made into a lesbian. Dumb bastards can't help themselves.

Nisha is fun to play as, but can sort of break the difficulty. Use shit like Maggie on her and go for a build focusing on pistols for the fun results.

Yes to both. As long as everyone has the mod running you can co-op.
There's also an option to tweak the level scaling so numbers aren't so ridiculous at higher levels.

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>Lesbians can't exist in games unless it's for my sexual pleasure

keep crying bitch nigga.

now talk about his deathcult

I, for one, welcome our /u/ overlords and their moon zoomys

Lara Croft but she was originally from the 90s unless they made her gay or something in the latest game
I would be fine with lesbians and gays if they weren't verbally shoved down my throat.

name a better gun
you can but its hard

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Another thread of yuricucks being insufferable and delusional. What's new?

>unless they made her gay or something in the latest game
They shrank her tits so it's basically the same. I'm honestly surprised they didn't give her the shaved side of the head haircut and hormones.

>elemental Jakobs

D E L E T E T H I S

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They also wouldn't of been able to free angel if she didn't show up in the first place.

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It's the best batch of playable characters and lowgrav, lasers, and cryo are fun additions. That's about it.

How about one that's less shit to farm?

>if they weren't verbally shoved down my throat.
How does more gay representation affect you?

I've only ever played TPS for a little bit. Is it worth replaying for the DLC? Seems like there's only one.

However would they climb eight meters without the help of a siren?

it effects the characters and interactions between characters

here you go brah

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>gay representation
lmao

This picture is the only good thing about Lilith now

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he said less shit

YOUR FEEL OF HELPLESSNESS IF YOUR BEST FRIEND SAVAGE

>best girl hooks up with best boy
I fail to see the issue

go back to the gearbox forums derch

Norfleet builds are most boring shit imaginable.

Here take this single shot, slow reloading rocket launcher and fire it your feet for the entire game.

Its just really annoying and unnecessary
like nigerian this isn't the fucking 50s where you have to mention that gays are people too we fucking get now shut up about it and just treat gays like they aren't some kind of trophy.

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You're la criatura

A bandit rocket launcher is pretty damn good

> 50s where you have to mention that gays are people too we fucking get now
Gays are still very much treated like shit, and gays deserve heroes too, what even are you talking about?