GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes...

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!

>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”

Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? Sakurai went way out of his way to talk up Persona 5 before Joker's reveal, guess what other game he's talked up? That's right, it's Minecraft! The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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are all stevefags just shitposters?
do any of them even actually want steve in or do they only want to bait banjofags?

stop being so smug jesus christ i want steve in smash but i dont want to become a laughing stock if he doesnt

Both

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it's just I've never seen a stevefag talking about the normal things rosterfaggots discuss: like movesets, potential stages, music, etc. It's all just shitposts...hmm...

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How embarrassing

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Because steve has nothing going for him and won't even be in the game.

See you soon Steve! Can't wait to dominate online with you

>discord
>have spy
>veggietalesfag triggerd
That sound pretty cringe

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i really, reallly, reallly, really , really ,really really really really hate smash fags

Snoy

Roster threads only deserve shitposting.

Because Steve's gimmick should be placing or mining blocks which obviously wouldn't work in Smash

there are no "stevefags" or "banjofags"
its literally all bored shitposters, same as console "wars"

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im a casualfag who literally only plays with friends, and originally i hated the shitposting but I started to find it funny over time. i dont particularlly want steve, but i wouldnt mind him either

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Hope you like balloons.

He's in

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Kill yourselves

The thing with banjofags is that they can't shitpost, only seethe

snoyboy on suicide watch

>castelvania logo

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*ahem*
FUCK SMASHFAGS

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