What did Nintendo mean by this official screenshot they released of Super Mario Odyssey's VR mode?

What did Nintendo mean by this official screenshot they released of Super Mario Odyssey's VR mode?

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I'd like to jump up super high, jump right up her dress

They're going to teach kids about getting boners.

Like in that one batman comic?

Probably the same thing as when they gave her big ol' honkers in Mario Tennis.

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My dad taught me how to get a boner.

And they're going to give adults like me a refresher course.

Did he teach you not to be ashamed of your dick?

Did this game get any better after updates or is it still shit? Was thinking of getting it solely for Pauline.

was never shit to begin with, just a bit light on singleplayer content
probably has the best roster of any mario sports game
and the online now actually uses different stages instead of just the stadium every time

>hos to draw Pauline
>her back is sexy

Still too hard, everyone online is a fucking beast ;_;

Same reason they have this on eShop cards then

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Nah I dont like that there is still no single player grand prix and that you can only play as Mario in the story mode. Also is the online dead like Arms?

The online is still active.

I find everyone is either a retarded 5 year old or will rape you, no middle ground

whoa bro what the fuck

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God damn Pauline is such a fucking sex pot.
she seems like the woman that could curl bamboo stalk. the type of sexy that triggers a fight or flight instinct because she would be a succubus in bed. the one that could polish coal to diamond and then crush that diamond into powder. fuck why can't she be real.

and Mario dumped her

I wonder how close you can get.

Um... awkward, dude...