Post red flags that signal for you to either pirate or reviewbomb a game, I'll start.
>racemixing protag or allied supporting characters with lily white bad guys >physically strong female in a warrior or other physical combat role while males are all the squishy shit >anyone on the dev team had unaturally dyed hair, facial piercings, or tattoos that couldnt be concealed >C R O W D F U N D I N G >asian developers/publishers of any variety >high ranking dev or company official regularly uses social media to advertise game as well as to post about their idiotic personal life >devs humor idiots who lobby on official forums for rebalancing in their favor instead of instabanning them for being entitled faggots >console exclusive >unironic dark/edgy story or attempts to do so >speech filter or code of conduct involving the nigger word instead of dealing with griefers and chinamen >publisher or devs present at E3 for any reason other than the sole purpose of intentionally insulting the rest of the conference members/audience and openly defecating on the stage >head dev, PR rep or storywriter make their politics publicly known
It’s made by someone other than Nintendo, Valve, Indies or Capcom
John Morgan
as a marketeer who is is drunk af, who thought the dumbfuck that thought the e3 events were acceptable last year ffs
Thomas Garcia
I don't write reviews or pirate out of spite, generally just avoid the game. But to answer, any kind of always online single player is inexcusable.
Tyler Wilson
FUCK THE ANTI CAPTION SYSTEM BTW
Ethan Stewart
>reviewbomb >being so angry about a game that you buy it just to negatively review it unless of course you just mean on sites like metacritic, but then I'd wonder why you'd even bother with that
if the devs are shown to be racist, or just assholes then i won't pay em, like phil fish or riot games.
Ian Collins
>reviewbombing doesn't exist, false flag invented by liberal-oriented media to pretend that reviews are manipulated by an evil gang of invisible internet nazi
Grayson Wright
>who are the chinese who attack any game showing tibet as its own country or anything that mocks the gook for the subhuman that it is
Anyone who review bombs is a underage faggot. Piracy is fine though as a form of protest. Fucking up reviews just adds some legitimacy to getting rid of reviews because they are meaningless
Reviews already struggle to stay relevant, last thing we need is some 12 year old fegs tantrum-fueled opinion on a game
Asher Smith
Reviewbombing is a term used quasi-exclusively for individual citizens spamming fake negative reviews for personal reasons. I fully expect China to do what China does. Of course governments do propaganda and manipulation. It's not what people are discussing when they talk about reviewbombing.
Dylan Peterson
To be completely honest, my biggest red flag is if Yea Forums says it's good or theres a ton of talk about it on here.
Daniel Sullivan
>Asian developers
90% or videogames are a red flag to you? Lol
Kevin Cox
>presence of ultra sarcastic millennial humor Enough with that shit.
How do you pirate or reviewbomb a console exclusive? I think OP may not, perhaps, be posting earnestly.
Matthew Thompson
Will you Jewish politics falseflaggers ever stop?
Austin Evans
and chinese citizens also did this as individuals because they do not like their country being criticized and because chinks are retarded. it was not the government posting those fucking reviews, it was the citizens. emulators and metacritic, or just telling anyone who asks that it's a piece of shit >hur dur jew pic related faggot
too many where i discovered the red flag after i had already gotten it. it especially fucked me with r6s, would never have gotten it if i had known about the speech filter
Isaac Baker
OK so you can't call people niggers and faggots, fair enough, that's a shitty thing for devs to do. But what games have you bought and enjoyed that didn't have at least one of these red flags?
Wyatt Sanders
not that user but it's really hard if you wanna be strict. i bought hitman 1 and 2 even though they put an anti trump joke in colorado. i just ignore it and the rest of the game is worth it. other games put the propaganda front and center and those ones i have no intetest in
Isaac Smith
I can't even tell if you faggots are being ironic anymore
Hudson Murphy
entire stalker series, tf2, minecraft (at the time), fallout, comedy night if you can even call that a game, arma, rising storm, and xcom all come to mind; idk if the devs tried to make their red flags invisible on any of these
Xavier Davis
>being so autistic that you can only communicate via screeching like a retard Must suck to suck you massive autist
Jaxson Kelly
>he reviewbombs games >for idpol reasons give me an I give me an N give me a C
Ryder Jenkins
>recognize that autobanning people for saying naughty words is fucking retarded >actual retards will defend this back where you came from :)
>10 y/o game >12 y/o game >10 y/o game >ancient series >a game which consists entirely of people telling nigger jokes
Wow what fun and relateable games you play
Joshua Campbell
>screeches about "edgy" story >while posting edgy /pol/shit opinions
What did the autistic 14 year old mean by this?
Chase Phillips
>90% or videogames this is an Asian post.
Andrew Lee
Must suck to be socially retarded you fucking spastic lmao
Cooper Anderson
Not him but you zoomers are literally retarded.
Dylan Perry
if a game meets even a few of these things why would you even bother to pirate it in the first place? why not ignore the game and find a game that you have fun with?
>It's perfectly fine that RDR2 doesn't let you call your horse 'Hoarse' because it has arse in it >It's perfectly fine that Dark Souls 3 filtered every instance of Knight to K***ht >It's perfectly fine that nuSimCity doesn't even let you call your city 'Pooptown'
Zachary Carter
>Express dislike of gay people and commie niggers >gets called edgy lol retard
I don't know why are devs so retarded to implement those horrible censorship filters that contribute literally 0 into the game. I do know however that people defending that horrible shit are 10x more retarded than the dev
Austin Bennett
Good for you but the dev are literally braindead for implementing politic of the soapbox kind.
Sebastian Walker
because it is still possible for a scumbag to put together a legitimately enticing product; if we can get it without financially backing their faggotry, so be it. subnautica was fun (for about 10 hours total) but the devs were complete tards who projected gun control onto the game itself after a shooting. minecraft is fun but notch is le based centrist who wanted to buy this site and actively enforce the no racism rule across every goddamn board. squad is fucking fun but the devs will delist any server whose admins deviate from a code of conduct which includes no racisms.
Angel King
I don't give a fuck about any of that you fucking retard, people who complain about the R6S censorship are the same autists who flip the fuck out in chat. Learn how to communicate like an adult you dumb cunt.
Gavin Collins
95-99% of the individuals working on any given game don't give a shit about the politics that that one annoying cunt on the dev team shoe-horned in or talked about on social media. They just wanted to make a game.
Carson Ortiz
You're full of hate and should sort yourself out. Why you think pirating or reviewbombing games that don't matter to you is a good idea is beyond me.
Austin Cox
t. future mosque shooter
Austin Flores
Not him or you or anyone else but /pol/tards and "le old game good new game bad" boomer crowd is more retarded than little kids (or zoomers as i like to call them)
Justin Collins
>muh seef speece >i need people to be as boring over my gaym as i am at work >i should let some retard decide what everyone can and cant say
I want to say >any game published by EA >any game developed by Bethesda but I wouldn't even pirate their games and review bombing is for nerds.
Dominic Fisher
>made by a female majority team in a non-homogeneous country
Jose Howard
based
Christopher Powell
nice try zoomscum but that is just a cringe reply and people will never take it seriously.
Ryan Flores
>safe space It's called learning to talk like an adult you social reject
David Parker
>fuck any business that gets into bed with them china will do that for you dw
Grayson Mitchell
>Reviewbombing Sorry, I'm not a literal child.
Julian Jenkins
>It's called learning to talk like an adult you social reject So why censor it like a retarded child in the first place you retarded child?
Dylan Wood
Adults swear more than kids. >b-buh They do. Get smoked.
Christopher Jones
>i'm going to change the way i speak on behalf of some faggot i don't fucking care about on the internet >thinking the people rightfully calling you a porchmonkey dont change this behavior irl when in the presence of people who actually matter and whose opinions of them have real consequences you absolute brainlet
that's funny, i thought adults were generally able to handle mean words without literally breaking down in tears and complaining to corporate daddy
Colton King
>talking like an adult >on a video game you dont even use your mic
Asher Gutierrez
Dark stories are the best. You have shit taste in so many ways.
Jaxon Kelly
If you're being earnest and not just posting this list to get (You)s, then seek help. I'm not saying change your politics or your worldview, I'm saying learn to compartmentalise. It's the sign of a mature mind and a real human being to reserve appropriate feelings, sentiments and behaviours for the appropriate place, context and goal. The path you are heading down leads only to misery, isolation and derealisation.
My biggest red flag will always be >The female characters aren't attractive
Naturally it doesn't apply to games with an all male cast and I don't count games where you can tell the devs tried to make them attractive but failed. It's the games where they went out of their way to intentionally make all of the female characters look ugly.
