*exists*

She pauses between each blink at the ideal length of time to be the most polite.

Duh.

>*blinks in polite intervals*

CUTE. I thought I was the only one who noticed that when playing.

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*channels Mia*

Loli pearls is CUTE and NOT for LEWD
DD pearls on the other hand...

*unzip dick*

That forehead has taken my cum hundred of times.

*sees Phoenix within five hundred feet of a woman*
*misinterprets the situation and punches him for the thirtieth time this case because haha this joke NEVER gets old*

youtube comment section.
>people talking about all the cute moments with pearls in these wholesome games.
Yea Forums Yea Forums
>people spewing the most inflammatory pedo shit they can.

Fuck off back to youtube then

based reddit puritan

also
>inflammatory

yikes

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Pearl is fine
but Maya exists

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get the fuck off of Yea Forums nigger

Pearl is fine
and maya exists

*still behaves like a toddler as a young adult*

I mean you're right but you shouldn't be surprised what anonymity does to people.

All I'm surprised by is how long it takes for some people to get bored by it.

But when she was a toddler she was extremely precocious, so isn't that kind of a wash?

>most inflammatory shit they can find
>not wanting to unironically fuck pearly's little tight cunny and overflow it with adult cum
fucking rebbitors smhd

and that's a good thing

>releases in 5 hours

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>releases 18-15 years ago

>*ages well*
Girls never age well. After the age of 14 they become hags.

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>shitty 8-bit music
>shitty 8-bit graphics
>shitty 20x20 screen resolution
>shitty controls because not enough buttons
>no achievements
>no trading cards
>no exclusive steam background
THANKS FOR BETATESTING HAHAHAAHAH

*pushes you to bang her cousin*

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>wanting cheevos for fucking Ace Attorney

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the achievements are unironically done right in the trilogy tho

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why is the english one not fully translated?

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All they're going to lead to is "10% of players got this achievement!" while all you have to do is get a single non-guilty verdict.

Can I play the Great Ace Attorney on Citra?

>beat von karma
>The bigger they are....
>beat Gant
>...the harder they fall.

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I want to impregnate that loli.

You arent aware how old Pearls actually is

>*ages*
Gross

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>costs 30 dollaridoos
>ruined artstyle

Where the fuck is AA7 goddamn it.

Crapcom said Trilogy would be this fucking month but still no fucking date

kek

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why are you posting this garbage

>he doesn't have -21% VIP discount on GMG
baka

the fuck's this shit?

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>achievements done right
You have to hog a guide through the entire game

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if you explore everything you won't miss any of those. and achivements pushing for exploration are unironically good

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>Ruins artstyle
Cishet, kys

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too old, no longer interested

Made for dick

cringe

Stupid Baka gaijin like you just can’t comprehend the complexity of superior Japanese humor.

thanks for betatesting ds faggots

gameboy faggots*

Post Mia Pearl

Whatever, homo

This

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>no pixels
Oof

Perfection.

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m-mommy!

this is a cute girl

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kys

Why even “play” these games when you get the same experience watching them on youtube?

you don't actually
there's actual gameplay you have to solve.
I think AA2 is the hardest one if a bit cheap at times, but when you do solve it by yourself it feels great.

>implying people blink on purpose
Not everybody has autism friendo

>Why even "play" Monkey Island when you get the same experience watching them on youtube?

SOURCE

fuck off zoomer

They hated Jesus because he asked a pertinent question which only had a carefully considered and nuanced answer.

*smokes blunt*

Why the fuck is Trucy actually younger than Pearl

MR. NICK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FUCK MYSTIC MAYA
MY COUSINS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP
PLEASE LEON YOU NEED TO FUCK MY SISTER, CONTINUE THE FEY BLOODLINE

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Pearl is my wife.

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no way fag

Trilogy just recently came out

We better see AA7 in the next direct not some stupid shit like Corocoro

Why put together a puzzle when you can see the completed image on the box

You mean "special someone"

My special wife, yes.

Polkunkah you american heathens

Rayfa, now THAT is a girl

Why?

>First Steps
>Start playing PW: AA Trilogy
How does turning a game on count as an achievement? What kind of child brain wants a reward notification for turning a game on? jfc

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It's a good way to measure the amount of people who buy games but never play them

Ha!

It seems like something strange is brewing in this thread. Isn't that right... Trite?

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>Mind your own business Pal!

>Press Gumshoe about “They were even talking about Marriage!”

Kek

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This actually explains most achievements now that I think about it. They're just harvesting data about completion habits en masse.

that's women in-general

retarded nigger

whoa. I never considered that.

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Agreed. Taken as a whole, women are children who have either acquired more years of manners, or haven't.

An extremely well-mannered child is the most you can reasonably hope for. Because beyond that is unicorn status.

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Die.

Not until Pearl bears my children

HEY!
YOU THERE!
If you really wanna put a dent in these sorta people, give them what they want the least of:
A boring, flowchart response each and every time you see them.
You say absolutely nothing more or less each time. No variance, no possibility of excitement. Just the same boredom they inflict upon you.
Examples:
I'm serious as a heart attack. You do this every time you will do more to curb their presence than anyone else.

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ANDROID ENGLISH APK RELEASE FOR DGS FUCKING WHEN

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GET A 3DS OR CITRA FILTHY PHONEPOSTER

>DRM: Steam

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CITRA IS LAGGY AS FUCK I'M A LITERAL POORFAG WITH A TEN YEAR OLD COMPUTER AND MY 3DS IS BROKEN
I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THE HASSLE OF INSTALLING CFW AS BIG CAPACITY SD CARDS ARE PRICEY SO NOT ONLY I HAVE THE NEW 3DS COST TO COVER BUT THERE'S THAT AS WELL

ON TOP OF THAT ACE ATTORNEY IS ONLY A VISUAL NOVEL/TEXT ADVENTURE GAME SO IT'S ONE OF THE RARE EXCEPTIONS WHERE PLAYING ON MOBILE IS PERFECTLY FINE AS THERE AREN'T VITAL GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS I HOPE THIS WAS CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU user

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*becomes logically upset*
*suddenly surges with the strength and fury of the ages*
*but will not permit a drop of collateral damage, and keeps the conflict entirely verbal*
*one-hits Von Karma, causing psychic disembowelment*

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>AS BIG CAPACITY SD CARDS ARE PRICEY
user...

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>BIG CAPACITY SD CARDS
then buy a small capacity one, I doubt you would need more than 6 GB for CFW and the game

Huh? I always thought they had a way higher price. I remember a pajeet trying to sell me a 64gb SD card for 50€ at a flea market two years ago I believe. The reading and loading speed both look fine too. What the fuck?

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Prices are always going down for microSDs. Also, hacking your 3DS is easier than ever.

>Leon
W-what?

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Why are foreheads seen as lewd?

JUST

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Guys. What should I do?
There is this little brat holding a whip and telling me to get in the car or she'll tell his daddy to put me in jail.

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>the raincoat incident

>his

Feel free to respond to this fellas

Obscenely sexy feet

Yes

... you seriously never realized?

That's a riding crop, user

She doesn't do this anymore to be fair

Nick can't keep getting away with this

That's not helpful!

I've never thought about achievements beyond what a waste of time they are. I guess there's a real use for them after all.

>CITRA IS LAGGY
Download Canary 1041 and it will run fast even above native res.

I want marry Phoenix and adopt Trucy!!

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Thanks for the recommendation I'll try

Here's the link
github.com/citra-emu/citra-canary/releases/tag/canary-1041

But HE'S adopted Trucy.

*grows into a low IQ retard*

I want to adopt her, too.
I want to be legally her adoptive mother

>ages well
She's 4 and a half feet at age 18.

ie perfect

this