Only 7 hours remain.
Only 7 hours remain
we had this fucking thread a couple hours ago please stop
last direct wasn't even long ago, I don't understand this obsession with the next one already
don’t worry this will be the last thread
Autism
smashtism
ah yes the twitter meme once again
thank you
Not him, but how is that a twitter meme? Does twitter specifically follow nintendo directs so closely that they've got their own twitter specific nintendo direct memes?
>two months is "not long ago"
5 H O U R S
it's not, zoomer
He just has a word aversion to "y'all".
>original directs were supposed to be bi-monthly
>lol just forget it
eat shit
But "y'all" is just a silly fucking accent thing spelled out. It can't be a meme on its own.
Joker is releasing before the end of April
There has to be a fucking direct before.
7 hours until they announce when they will announce it
What's hangin idiots
Its me again, the legit leaker
Just came to remind ya bout Steve mineycrafta
K, peace
*ollies outie
not necessarily, although it is likely to get a smash direct it's not a guarantee
>Joker will just release without a gameplay reveal trailer
>>original directs were supposed to be bi-monthly
blatantly false
it could happen
Fuck "hype", fuck nintendo, fuck Smash, but most importantly fuck you gooks for not just listing out the DLC fighters from the start. The zipperheads at Nintendo, Bandai-Namco, and Sora ltd are responsible for all the rosterfaggotry that we've had to endure. All you have to do is give these autists 4 names. These retards will buy your DLC regardless.
ok buddy
I told you yesterday that there won't be a direct, why do you think that this will change?
apparently its been co-opted by the far left and /pol/ hates it now even though it is a perfectly usable contraction born in the former confederacy.
there WILL be a Direct this Wednesday
want proof? check these trips
idiot
nice trips
7 hours till you get a clue lmao
STOP POSTING THIS
END THE CYCLE ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
kill yourself faggot
Ya I want Atlus to stop fucking around with Smash's DLC to but we got to accept it will be post E3
no it won't
Well then May, when ever that Persona show is on, I forget
Joker releases this month
4 hours and 40 minutes until you get BTFO
7 hours until what? they are not going to shadow drop a direct
bi-monthly means twice a month
you mean semi-monthly
fuck i hate how the english language has been butchered
28 hours 10 minutes till these threads stop for the week.
user.....
if 8 then OP gets BTFO
if 4 then nonbelievers get BTFO
ummm wtf? smash bros downloaded an update but the version is the same and starting the game does nothing....
I'm pretty sure bi-monthly actually pulls double duty as either being twice a month or every two months. Semi-monthly, contrary to what you're claiming, only ever comes up with being defined as the former.
ok kid
The gap between the last to directs was abnormally long. Even the hiatus after Iwata died was shorter.
Not if Atlus handles all the info at the concert.
>they show info about joker
>still have release date as "before the end of april"
>atlus show
>announces p5r for switch and then announce that joker is available now in smash
That’s not going to happen. They still need to give info on what comes in the 3.0 update, which releases with Joker. They wouldn’t do that at a non-Nintendo event.
>he thinks P5R is coming to Switch
oh no no no no
Don’t these happen on Thursdays? Meaning they’ll probably announce tomorrow?
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>he's upset that snoy is losing yet another exclusive
oh no no no no
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>announces p5r for switch
>oh no no no no
P5R is not coming to switch
P5S is
Ok
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Fuck off retarded nigger
Every Direct this year has happened on a Wednesday, meaning the announcement would be today.
Mods
P5S?
Imagine obsessing over a full priced rehash game so shit and devoid of content you keep on clinging on that the next nonexistent paid dlc will be the one to make it good and add actual content that's not rehashed 10 times over.
Remember we still need info on that Smash update.
What did he mean by this ?
autism
What has Jon said?
Nothing for the moment
>April 11th is the day MC becomes Joker in Persona 5
i want to beat the living fuck out of this faggot
3 hours left
Don't lie to me user
Shit changes and after state of play I’d rather have fewer higher quality directs than several subpar ones
Gotcha. I honestly do not trust Andre.
Wow it’s fucking nothing.
Kill yourself
user please, you have to live on something else other than Nintendo ads
who approved of this
jump force is such a shit game
>"You can't call things they've gotten right fake info"
>"Yes I can"
>"So there's not gonna be a direct?"
>"I never said that"
That's nuSpike in charge of graphics for you
I can and I will.
Gamingincel are fraudulent
Nice
i hate that greasy jew
Gamingincel is wrong. They said it’ll be on the 11th, but it’ll actually be on the 10th.
A little over 2 hours left
either way its wrong and it will be great to throw them on never listen to ever pile like that faggot vergeben
Mewtwo was released two weeks later after his gameplay was revealed, if the direct airs tomorrow, in two weeks it’ll be the 24th, same day as the Persona concert and a day before Persona 5s news
Oh look, nothing
it’s not time yet retard
How many hours are still left anyway
2
1 hour and 56 minutes
Thanks anons
Since when do they announce directs 2 days before? If it's thursday like the leak, then it will be announced tomorrow
It’s not going to be on Thursday, it’s on Wednesday
I see those gay little clap emotes all the time. What the fuck are they actually meant to mean?
Go get your nasal passages cleared out Andre
Emphasis
AYO Nintenbabs
should I buy these left side joycons made by HORI?
I kind of dig the look
they changed the buttons to a D-pad though
>Y'all
>neanderthal man thinks he looks like that avatar
Nintendies are so pathetic goddamn.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean dawg
it's not happening bros
This is news to me, when was the change?
God was drunk when he made him
Fucking hell Zoomers are fucking retards.
It's supposed to be like when a Nigress fusses you out for something
people want more info on:
Mario Maker 2
Animal Crossing
Joker in Smash
Smash bros 3.0.0
Reggie leaving NoA
Persona 5 S
announcement for next smash bros DLC...
Actually come to think of it, we'll probably get a direct either this week or next, then get a smash focused direct near the end of the month
There was never a change. It was always planned for the 10th.
Fucking top kek
Honestly I don't know why you lot keep persisting with this, at the very best its going to be April 15th onwards, there isn't going to be an announcement today. Hell, I'm betting there isn't going to be one for this week
Leak i'm reading right here in front of me says the 11th moron
Fake leak retard, you really trust GamingIncel?
Who are you trusting to magically think it's the 10th, cuck?
I'm tired of Nintendo Direct soon threads when there's no news you guys don't need to circlejerk about the idea of there possibly being news someday in the future.
these "direct anticipation" threads are just as pathetic and embarrassing as the steve threads.
We don't have blacks where I live so I wouldn't know
I’m going by what days the past Directs have been on. Every Direct this year (Feb Direct, Pokémon Direct, and Nindies Direct) has been on a Wednesday, why would it be any different this time?
Why would it be this week
Must be nice
Every general Direct since 2013 has been in the first half of the month, so if it’s happening, it has to be this week.
come on nintenbabs
give me some input here
>Waiting for an announcement for an announcement for announcements
>y'all
It is. There's no nigger crime, just chill people getting along
It’s up to you user. I personally never buy controllers not made by Nintendo themselves, but if you like them go for it. They look pretty cool.
I guess the dream is dead...
>trusting in Gaming INCELS
>ever
>gamexplain fag
he’s about to get BTFO
Because it's the first half of the month
Well, I hope so
But they can also make the annoucement in next week
Well RIP. I guess we really are waiting until Atlus' finale of sucking themselves off over Persona 5 until we get to hear news on a first party Nintendo game.
If this is indeed the case, I wouldn't hold my breath on Pack 2 being revealed this month either.
And why don’t they think there could be one?
Next week will be past the first half of the month
Cause they're GaMeExPlAiN!
but they can male the Joker release date announce on twitter direct like "We don't give a fuck"
They're not going to just drop a trailer, they want all eyes on it live
bad marketing
I dunno, but he is known for posting pictures of otters before the announcement of directs, so he would know if one was to happen this week
Yeah, I'm surprised neither him nor his sources have gotten smacked down after such a correct track record.
I think a new board should be created to contain Nintendo shit, just like how Yea Forums created /mlp/ for the bronies or how Yea Forums shipped off the wrestlingfags to Yea Forums
GamingIncel BTFO
So whats up on this direct? Some actual news about games or just more indie stuff? I just want to see some animal crossing news already but at this point it looks like it might be at the end of the years of nothing else
Dubs and Starfy 6 is announced in the next direct
>Why do guys need to see Joker? Just give Nintendo your fucking money
I think Sony shit should be contained on Yea Forums
He didn’t do it for the February Direct.
Where is this magical place?
I'm a nintendofag and I agree user
there's no reason we shouldn't be allowed to discuss nintendo on this board, and these threads are tiresome, and its this part of any company fandoms that i despise. but nintendo is prevalent when it comes to unnecessary threads
I fucking hate it when """insiders""" pull this shit. If you have info about something, just say it.
wow it's almost as if the guy who invented them died of cancer and they don't want it to spread to the rest of the company
Also wondering...
24 hours until the Nintendo Direct announcement lads!!
Why are so many people certain there will be a direct just because of Joker's release? It's just DLC and an update for a game released months ago.
It's only been 2 months since the last direct, and E3 is in another 2 for all the big stuff.
Smash Bros usually have directs exclusively for DLC, retard
Fuck that mentality. If Nintendo wants to sucker people into buying a Pass ahead of time (and it sounds like a lot of people fell for it), then people have every right to feel entitled to news and details.
kill yourself consolewaring faggot
Piranha Plant had multiple videos and screenshots at reveal. Joker has shit so far. Why the fuck shouldn't we expect Joker gameplay?
Because there’s been no “gameplay” of him at all, piranha plant even got gameplay before he came out, this wouldn’t be any different
But we did know when plant was coming and we had gameplay
1. There's usually no hiatus that long between Directs, and the closer we get to E3, the more redundant announcements become
2. Reggie is leaving, people are expecting some sort of goodbye message
3. People are expecting footage of Joker before its release, a Direct is the most likely way such footage would be released.
Piranha Plant had a ton of gameplay. He had his reveal, Sakurai talking about him and the Smash Bros website video.
People ITT aren't talking about a Smash direct though. Also I'm fairly certain none of the 2014/15 ones were focused around one character's release, It's a stretch user, no need to be a hostile bitch.
t.
1 hour left lads
This. Also, Nintendo should WANT to release a trailer/gameplay before he drops for a mini hype train and get more people interested in buying the DLC and the game in general.
>people are expecting some sort of goodbye message
Pretty sure that's what his retirement announcement was.
We have an hour left.
But we also know that Mii fighter costumes are coming eventually. A Direct would be great to showcase them too. Along with other changes in 3.0.
.
>It's only been 2 months since the last direct
2-3 months is the usual amount of time that passes between directs. The massive gap between the last two was an anomaly.
Rural North West England. I won't post my exact village for obvious reasons, but you'll find a lot of small places like this where it's almost entirely white
If it’s on the 11th then wouldn't it be announced tomorrow? Granted, if it’s smash related then it could be announced today since the November one was announced two days in advance
Fuck off Groudon it’s going to happen
Yes, it would most likely be announced tomorrow.
BASED
I doubt we'll get a direct tomorrow.
We also know more game modes are coming, and they will likely want to overexplain them as if they're talking to 7 year olds that haven't ever played a past Smash game.
Thursday Directs often get announced on Tuesday
YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BASED
based
If 5 then no direct this month
if 6 then direct today
And the second DLC character should be far enough into development to tease.
if 8 all of smash's dlc gets cancelled
This. I own a Switch myself, but Nincels are fucking unbearable. It's astounding how autistic they are. Nobody else does these trash fake leak threads, spams multiple threads about the same game (Smash) and makes the board unusable during a Direct.
.
I think not
If singles, all get posters are gay and have to fuck off of Yea Forums forever immediately.
If 7 everyone dies before the direct starts
>7
BANJO CONFIRMED
If 3 there’s one today
If 7 then it’s fucking happening
im an idort you stupid CUNT
I would prefer this gif without the shitty wow it's nothing meme. Out of context it just ruins the image.
no you're not
based kyogrebros
If 5 Reggie dies tomorrow
yes i am i play all consoles and i think only faggots consolewar
Ask your questions for the direct
Weak weak weak
If 5 nintendo goes bankrupt
Please refer to and fuck off of Yea Forums forever immediately.
>i love nintendo and I think people who don't love nintendo are faggots
ok
What does Rayquaza even represent in this case?
The Direct is coming TODAY
if 8 then OP is right
will there be a direct for this week?
Ha, if 6 they become the biggest corporation on earth
Stop, don't be a fag!
You too. Please refer to and fuck off of Yea Forums forever immediately.
This shit again?
Will the Direct occur on Wednesday this week?
Will we see Pikmin 4
IT'S HAPPENING
Refer to my peenus weanus and suck it :D
OH SHIT
>like baiting
Youre a week late bud
if 5 switch games will be __________fun
you absolute braindead hypeslut nigger
he predicted a 1
Why do people post Yugi and not try to get a 5?
BASED
let's flush the bingtendies down the toilet
Who cares, it's happening anyway
I thought this comes pre-installed on shitch.
Really? 7 hours to download this?
>Yugi doesn't predict a 5
>The 5s come rolling in
Wack
Getposters are clinically retarded and think just anyone can be KoG.
All part of my plan
>22KB
>480x360
Fake cunt. Get the fuck out.
Nah, there isn’t even a direct this week. In fact they’re cancelling the Joker DLC and making all five newcomers Fire Emblem characters.
You too. Please refer to and fuck off of Yea Forums forever immediately.
>being this mad over numbers
Check this 5
BASED!
If 8 you smell haha
no im calling out a faggot for going out of his way stir shit in a nintendo thread hence why i told him to kill himself
It's already past the usual time a direct gets announced.
>don’t own a Nintendo switch
>still look forward to a new Nintendo direct
Why am I like this
Hey hey hey!
If I roll a 8 you’re all gay!
kill yourself consolewaring faggot
so this are the high quality posts of a nintendo thread, huh?
will the direct be announced today?
This is stupid, but I can say that a Knack port is going to be announced this week for sure.
Seething Sony fags are a sad sight. If your console is so much better why do you obsess about Nintendo instead of playing games
If I roll this 5 you’re all the gay
>people are expecting some sort of goodbye message
This was already uploaded the day they announced it would be happening.
No
>i'm angry that you're intruding into my safespace, only happy thoughts and feelings towards nintendo allowed
you're ironically agreeing to be culled into a containment board
if odds it will be announced today but be a dull direct
if evens it will be announced tomorrow and be a good direct
if 0, it will be next week and be an awful direct
Cause they can be pretty fun I hardly play my switch
If I roll 5 or the next post after this is 5, you're the only gay here.
Heheheh, weak.
If I roll a 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, or 9, everyone in this thread and across all of Yea Forums is gay!
If the Direct airs Thursday, then a similar situation could play out where Joker is released on the 25th right after we get more Persona news.
>Sony
In this entire thread exactly one person mentioned Sony besides you, and they were shitting on them.
Just fuck off user.
Holy shit
Are you retarded? He releases this month. Stfu already incel
Hehe, if my post number has nine digits, you're gay for me
oh fug
if this post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 the direct will NOT be announced today
eh i’ll take a dull direct as long as we get Joker gameplay
AHAHA BASED
Damn
>didn't list 6
dios mio that was close
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Oof
the numbers have spoken. Direct incoming.
oh shit
holy shit
Nice
You forgot to exempt yourself you IDIOT
oh fuck this is hilarious
nice
nah im just telling you to kill yourself
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Double kill
...
Quick, predict the time
Right
What's your cool dwarf name?
you should get a better hold of your emotions, bro
selling off your nintendo consoles should help you mature emotionally
fug....is just fug
sometimes this place is all right.
why do nintendo threads and fans of nintendo bother you so much?
Pathetic.
I agree. I would finally get away from this godforsaken board full of faggots that hate video games and love movies. There is a Yea Forums board you know
>why won't you stop bullying me and my brothers?
because it's fun
well, it's a multiple of 4
Because I dont like people enjoying things Im not interested in REEEEEEEE
If this post ends, the Direct will air when you're sleeping.
The time of the direct will be
During your work shift, or if you are a NEET during something you don’t want to go to but will be getting dragged to no matter what.
not even the same guy that you were speaking to tho
if you dont have all current gen consoles and a PC then you're missing out
>Hagnar Ironsmith
Completely unremarkable.
Keep seeing that it's been two months since the last direct.
This true?
I feel like we just had one.
Unless the nindies one doesn't count.
HANHELM HILLHELM
WHAT IN THE I SAY WHAT IN THE FUCK
I hate how Nintendo often announces directs on such short notice.
If it was a week in advance I could schedule work around it so that I am off, but if it's like 2 days from now I often can't.
Fuck you Ninty I want to watch it live not later like some cuck.
It doesn't
>i'm not the same guy, totally different guy altogether believe me
>as you can see you can lay off the bullying, since it's totally not me you're talking to
k
OH SHIT
>Durnar Underbeard
Now I’m just imagining a dwarf with pubes longer than his beard.
>beardbeard
thx
David?
RAGIST RUNESON, REPORTING IN!
This says "Joker is delayed for 2 months. please understand."
Saw that last night, literally what is he talking about?
My weekend is wednesdays and thursdays.
nah you dieing would make me feel much better
it's about the photo contest thing
yikes you're just insufferable arent ye?
even if i was the same guy, the point im making still stands
i dont really care if you believe me, but the things that people say on an anonymous image board dont really faze people, as you may think.
Nintendo said it’s the third Smash bros photo contest and Sakurai said it’s the second official contest
they're going to announce new tetris blocks dlc for tetris 99
you sure?
>Bolist Beardshield
Lol, he basically told them they're wrong?
16 minutes until OP gets BTFO.
Want proof? Check these dubs.
It's in 15 minutes you dumbass.
Hence why this post got a 15
So what happens when we don't get an announcement in 16 minutes?
nah m8, check THESE dubs
I'm pretty sure bi-weekly is two times a month.
Check this 3, no direct but your mom gets in smash
if digits nintendo will become third party
>England
Hows your masturbation license and article 11/13?
It's just one idiot spamming it.
We try again tomorrow
No Direct until E3, and Joker will drop around the 26th with only a tweet & Youtube video to announce it.
Yikes
i can believe you, Sakurai REALLY loves to be a dick, dangling info in front of us, delaying it and relishing every moment of our suffering.
Only two more hours lads :)
Hello, fellow Dominic.
Don’t tease me.
Alright fuckers there’s 8 minutes left. 8 minutes left until fucking nothing.
7
Mere minutes till OP is btfo
Well theoretically there are two 5 on your post and no 6 so...
If the direct is on the 11th like the "leak" said, wouldn't it get announced tomorrow?
Trips and Goku will not be in Smash.
>Bolli Fireson
what the christ
It's not gonna happen isn't it
Goddamnit atlus, release joker already
Top kek
Yeah but everyone thinks it’s gonna be tomorrow since most directs are on Wednesdays
We doing it boys
>apparently its been co-opted by the far left
>Black people and southern whites have been saying it for decades
It's time to stop.
>Reinin Beardfoundersson
because of course...
Don't cry Jacob
>Bolli Hammerforge
7 and we get a direct
3 and we don't
HOLY SHIT
Post ending in 5 confirms direct
Can you smell it?
A new Ninty direct is heading our way!
You bitchass motherfucker
Only a few minutes left!
If this post ends in 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 or 9, there wont be an announcement today!
weird, regularly nintendo does announce 2 days in advance. not 1 day before.
user no... how could you
You mean 2 minutes
Yeah and it's used online almost exclusively by upper class white liberals from California.
fair enough. Pack it up boyz
Ignore this fools post
If I get anything except an 8, we’ll be getting the announcement today!
>Urin Bloodbattle
Kill me now
NOT SO FAST
This 6 means there'll be a surprise F-Zero Direct
Shut the fuck up dumbass and check these dubs while you’re at it
See you all next week
told you fags
Well it was fun
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 and its nothing
underrated
Bumping for hope
BANJO IS IN
HOLY SHIT GUYS
>What the fuck are they actually meant to mean?
It's a black thing that suburban white people started doing because they have no identity or personality of their own. It's supposed to be clapping on syllables for emphasis.
You right.
It's over
Ragin Beardmoutain
It works I guess.
TURN ON CNN
Bumping for dreams
wait a sec
user NO DONT DO IT
See you guys same time tomorrow?
Wtf did that bug man on TV really say he's gonna blow up the earth??
Absolutely nothing will happen before the 25th
Bumping for hopes of a Metroid Prime Trilogy announcement
If this post has a number all anons in this thread wasted their time
Fucking Atlus.
Isn't it one more hour to go?
how do you fuck this up
STOP THIS NOW
Yep, see ya then bud
ASTRAL CHAIN DIRECT AHHHHH
Yup
I thought people were banking on the direct being for the 11th. Wouldn't it be announced tomorrow instead of today, then?
F
Wait theres a direct today? Da fuccck
Looks like someone succumbed to the Ninsanity and is now lashing out.
Bumping for hopes of Animal Crossing gameplay
Hard to say, I think they sometimes announce them two days before, sometimes the day before.
directs are usually announced 2 days before the stream itself
HE IS GOING TO DO IT!
MOOODS GET IN HERE NOW
If this post ends in a 5, i am shitting my pants.
Bumping for dreams of a new Mario and Luigi game
They won't wait until the launch month to show more Mario Maker 2.
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!!!
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE SAVE US
Bumping for hopes and dreams of Banjo in smash
YOOOOOOOOO
No, you're making the same mistake user is.
It's both 2 times a month and 2 times a week. Biweekly (and bimonthly) mean both, because the english language is retarded. Essentially these are words you should never use, because they're horribly confusing.
Semi-weekly and semi-monthly actually only mean 1 thing (two times a week or two times a month respectively). So those words are a little better.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
OH SHIT LADS. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO NO NO MODS STOP HIM IMMEDIATELY
HE FUCKING DID IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was created and spread originally on Twitter
What does it spell out?
Based
That's it Mr. Hiroshima, we cannot afford to keep our ads up on such a vulgar site, this is the last time you'll have the pleasure to discuss affairs with us. Rest assured we will remain in contact through our lawyers.
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
JANNIES DO YOUR ‘JOB’
Hiro we're cancelling the April 11, 2019 direct.
(((WHOISH PEOPLE)))
NOOOO
LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONW NOW user
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTEEED
American Urban Folk
Nigger
Despite
15% of the population makes up 50% of people in prisons
Just some river, I don't get it either.
Those only work in handheld mode, they have no ability to communicate wirelessly and no battery of their own. That said I think the zelda one looks better.
Is there actually a direct today?
Welp
No.
Yes
NEW THREAD
Maybe
Maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
Perfect.
I fucking love Yea Forums
Gimist Goldhand, I'm a dwarf jew. Amazing.
Have sex
Guys sorry to interrupt the discussion but Bart Simpson has died. Pay your respects to our fallen brother.
But why would you clap on a syllable? Are they literal retards?
NEW THREAD
You know that smell when you sniff between your legs after days of not showering? Thats how this thread smells.
>Urgan Beardsmith
Noice...
thanks bro! i'm going to post this in r/Yea Forums for a sweet karma and upvotes :D
I hate that clapping emoji thing with a passion
Does Reggie die before the direct?
haha, what a stupid incel
Haghardt Bloodson
Durnar Hillbrew reporting.
>D__D T__P
really gives the ol nogging a joggin, user.
Wait so what time is direct?
Upbased and votepilled
>HANLI BLOODBEARD
I absolutely support this, Nintendo actually makes good games and deserves their own board.
/nin/ When?
>Gimgar Firehelm
Not bad.
Based
fuck
so will there be a direct or is this just a thread full of babies trying to "get"
The latter
I need to be marketed to NOW