Let's do this
You now have the powers of the character you last played in a video game now available in real life. What are your powers and what do you do with them IRL?
For me its stardew valley. Using my knowledge and powers of farming. I will form a food production empire and invest in mass production of tit cows
Slap City
I can flex people to death
>Disgaea 5
Rule the world I guess
>Baba is You
user is you and rich
Excluding something like Smash, the last game I was playing was Xenoblade 2. And the last character then, technically, was Nia.
With her powers, wow. I could become one of the greatest heroes or deadliest villains the world has ever known desu. All on top of being able to awaken and engage with Blades. That’s crazy.
>Cirno
I'll just play vidya all summer without having to worry about CPU temperature
persona 5
get charged hundreds of dollars for not returning DVD rentals
Have the ability to shoot a gun, swing around a giant hammer and consume blood without getting AIDS.
Probably not much. Maybe find work more inline with my new strength.
>Old School RuneScape
I teleport to somewhere worth living
>Atelier Rorona
I guess I work as an alchemist now. Maybe get a nice contract making explosives for the military.
>Baba is You
So depending on which direction you want to go with it, I'm either a regular, misshapen sheep or an elder god capable of altering the laws of reality.
Guess I'll open a brewery or something.
>fire emblem heroes
>shoot out all the waifus I want and fuck em
>Corrin
>Can turn into a giraffe with hands >and be barefoot all the time for no reason
Could not be better.
>Sekiro
well i guess i don't die, also infinite stamina and shit, become a world class athlete and a hero at nights.
>Michael Myers
Well, I guess I'm just going around killing everyone as an unstoppable being of evil
>Transport Tycoon Deluxe
Guess I can blow shit up and produce cheap railroad tracks.
>Meltys Quest
oh no
>Rain World
slugcat immortality
Minecraft
I'd just break shit with my bare hands. I also wanna have the power of hammerspace.
If I'm as strong as a monster hunter, then I carry on as I was.
Come at me bro
What even is this? Looks neato.
>Rune Factory 3
I get to be a cute woolie and get eaten by wolves
Mesa Prime from warframe
>Ashen One
Extreme dexterity and immortality would be alright if I wasn't a fucking corpse. I don't know, I'd probably just wander around fucking with people and doing whatever I please at the moment. Its not like they can kill me.
fuck.
>TF2
>Pyro
i guess i'm mentally insane now...?