Here dude! Have a chili dog on me!

>all those carbs
No thanks, hedgehog man

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>Meat has carbs

How do you run so fast if your diet consists of FAT?

You see the size of the hot dog bun?

The bun, you dumb retard.

>Thinking ONE hotdog bun will get him fat
Do you not exercise?

Sonic please
im full

I do exercise, but why would I eat junk food like that when I can just skip it all together
I'm not exactly running as much as Sonic the fucking Hedgehog is

You HAVE to eat all the chili dogs.

Isnt Sonic for nature and all that shit, why does he eat Chili dogs? Does he hate pigs exclusively?

holy fuck where is that from my brain is killing me rn pls help you can't leave me like this omg this agony this is your fault fuck i'm dying help

Maybe his dogs are tofu and there's no meat in the chili.

Chili dogs were a wild and wacky thing to get in the 90's, you could get one at 7-Eleven with your Slurpy™ and do radical skateboard tricks after school.

Quit being retarded it's not like you'll be eating chilidogs everyday after you only have one

full of my cum spilling out your ass, that is.

Fuck you Sonic I'm not eating your fucking chili dog

looks like there's teeth in it

EAT THE GODAMN DOG YOU FUCKER

He'll burn that shit off in a nanosecond.

>onions
Gross. No, thanks.

youtu.be/Z8zOQq2N3xA

Just pick it off you squeamish retard.

>just pick "it" off
>"it" being a vast array of leaking, disgustint particles, half of which have sunk into and/or absorbed the chili forcing me to dig into and discard a large portion of the chili itself, which still won't even get rid of the disgusting taste
How about you learn the difference between food and compost

How about I pick lives off you bitch
*jumps and roundhouse kicks you midair*

>he didn't like onions

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Then just go order one without onions. Problem solved doofus.

Onions are delicious though. What an amazing faggot you must be

Onions are like ogres. They stank, they make you cry and when you leave them out in the sun they turn all brown

Of course its on you, Sonic, while Sally is on Geoffrey.

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>here, eat this
>nah, I don't like onions
>then just order one without, jeez
Sound logic.
Nice tastebuds, douchenozzle

>being THIS triggered over onions on a chili dog
Kek holy shit

based and redpilled

cringe

Can't I eat it where I am? I don't want to get on you.

Unironically this

vocaroo.com/i/s0RnUqBZY3Hn

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I actually tried one today, it was actually pretty good

People like you really tick me off, dork.

I personally like the taste of onions but the texture makes the meal impossible to enjoy.

That wasn't a chili dog you were eating user, it was my dick.
>I personally like the taste of penis but the texture makes the meal impossible to enjoy.

I love you sonic voice user, your vocaroos really brighten the day

You wish your dick was that big

youtube.com/watch?v=-IDZ3aKip1s

thank you

I was talking about onions not penis why did you say I was talking about penis in your quote
that's not what I said you are misleading people

Do chillidogs even taste good?

No, they're like ogres in that they have layers, you donkey-brained retard

Yea my dick is pretty tasty, just ask the anons ITT for their opinion on it. You'll hear nothing but praise

Yes

Who did it better, fellow Ohiobros?

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Bro do you even go to Wienerschnitzel?