Be honest with yourself, the Shantae games are absolute dogshit and only relevant because of its fanservice

>shawn tey

Pirate's Curse was the only good game and Risky's Revenge had the best artwork

>Reminder that Shantae is legal in the vast majority of the world
Neat

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Reminder that 16 is legal in most of the world and even most states, and only a retard would think it should be higher.

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>rely too much on the fanservice
To accomplish what? What's the metric being used here? The game is accomplishing what it is intended to do. If you dislike it then you dislike the game. Insisting it would be better if it was changed is meaningless because there are plenty of people who want it to stay the same. It's why they're fans in the first place.

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Remind that while, it's legal to date and have sex with a 16 year old. It's illegal to sexually objectify anyone under the age of anyone under the age of 18 in most of the civilized world

they're average.
above average considering it's still going after nearly a decade between the first and second games imo

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Dayum shame

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Post more rotty instead

Shantae is cute and funny

None of the actual civilized world has laws against drawings.

shantae is a woman

Only played half genie and it was fun
A bit flawed at time and it does get repetitive at the later half but it was fun.
And the core of every game is that they should be fun.

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poast moar fappy shantae gifs pretty please and thank you

I wanna lick shantae's belly

The UK does

I wanna lick shantae's pussy

Why doesn't Shantae grow out her pubes and use them as a weapon?

Thank you, I like shantae but if they literally just made her 18, it wouldn’t be uncomfortable, and besides, why would sexualize a character that can’t even legally be on Yea Forums?

>it's so small!

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>UK

The games are OK. They've got a lot of soul and love in them, andI think they've been getting better over time.

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BASED.

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The games are fun the light fanservice is whatever, the fan base can fuck off and die thou

i fail to see the issue

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Nope, seems fine.

>mfw the "shantae animated" images I find on boorus are mostly that godawful 3d model

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I'm confused as to how the brown pudding is levitating. Also why isn't this image centered on Nep properly? Is this an animation bug where they forgot to draw something on the right hand side of the image?

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Mfw we will never have a Shantae 90' anime

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Fuck your shit Pirate's Curse is a really good game and you can't tell me otherwise.

No the game are alright and only game that got fanservicey was Pirates Curse and only for two scenes. Half genie hero only sucks near the end with the item collect shit and a lack luster final boss in both design and gameplay

Literally my flag in New Leaf

Fucking this.

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Reminder that this happened

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imagine being between those brappers haha

Speaking of which, could anyone hook me up with the latest version of that Flash Minus8 made? The one with Shantae and Princess Peach and Samus and all of them? I can't exactly go hunting through porn flashes where I am right now but would like the file for later. Thank you

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sounds like literally every japanese game

>The UK
Oi m8, knoif loicense

idk i liked it when i was a kid, seemed like a pretty good game

Not entirely true, but not entirely false.

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>None of the actual civilized world has laws against drawings
>UK
>implying UK is civilized

So do The Netherlands.

He said civilized

Pirate's curse was about her getting her magic back, it was like that for story reasons. It also majorly changed the gameplay which was refreshing, I'm sure that was the idea behind it.

why does WF suck apple's dick so hard, first the exclusive Watch game, now they're making an exclusive apple arcade game along with putting Shantae 5 on there...

What are your hopes and fears for Shantae 5?
I hope that they keep the artstyle from PC for the cutscenes. I'm worried it'll be too short at only 4 hours or something lame

it's HGH's artstyle(gameplay leaked shortly after the announcement on apple's website), but with the main art being slightly different(but I think it's the same artist)

Shovelware devs go where the money is

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you even need a license to stream on the UK

I just started HGH yesterday actually. It's nice but PC's is the top tier so far.

It's a good thing sexual objectification is a made up thing or I might be in a bit of a bind

there's apparently one with Shygal in it BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING FIND IT AHHHHHHHHHHH

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me in the middle

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>ywn get her pregnant

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e621.net/post/show/1193247
Shy_Guy, minus8

How fucking hard did you really look, you cretinous waste of oxygen?

Because I didn't know it wasn't part of the original flash. I had been using "interactive" as a tag in all my search results.

thanks doc

>I had been using "interactive" as a tag in all my search results.
are you retarded

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...wait a minute

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>the official art being so bad

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>Be honest with yourself
k
>the Shantae games are absolute dogshit
nah
>and only relevant because of its fanservice.
true

Plenty of people love the games, myself included, but I know for sure there's more people interested in her design alone.

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>people are still fawning over that one boring and barebones flash
there's so much better stuff he made, why did this become to most popular

You could never approach Risky

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[citation needed]

I am still angry that they didn't bother to give Shantae the pirate outfit as default in Pirate's Curse and you only saw it when using abilities

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>CTRL+F "armpits"
>0 result
>CTRL+F "pits"
>0 result
GAY, ALL OF YOU.

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It's too Risky.

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How do you make the leap from "mediocre" to "dogshit?" The games are far from broken or unplayable. They're just not amazing.

interactivity
I know I am not a smart man and thus will kys myself immediately

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this is a disguised porn thread

mods, delete it now!

Why do you gotta piss in my cereal?

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Is there anything else on 5hantae besides that second long clip of it being in the RR/PC artstyle

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Ridiculous it's a cute and funny thread.

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Never Ever

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we are more civilized. you mutts just go on and on about muh freeze peach as an excuse to be assholes to people.

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>RR/PC artstyle
it's HGH's art style not RR/PC

>tfw dick got memed into buying the game

actually hypnotic, noice

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your only mistake was paying money

I like them because they are castlevania lite and that's all it needs to be. Yea Forums are shit at games so why should I care they hate this series?
Yea Forums was confirmed with better taste than this shit board, so I care none.

Only one way to defeat Risky.

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many states have laws against drawings. But you meant civilized societies. Burgerland is a 3rd world country.

When was the minute this was posted less than?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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yes! hardcore anal

>have a show called "cant pay? We'll take it away!"
The UK is a fucking joke

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>Kickstarter comment
Take a guess

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Please fucking kill yourself before I just dox your faggot ass for fucking over the human population.

he said civilized

>do I have to?
>you killed my dog, Shantae

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I played Pirates Curse and it was great.

>can literally find a 16 year old, eat her cunt, fuck her naked sweaty body for hours, put my finger up her ass and cum down her throat
>but dont say shes hot until she's 18, an American might hear it and be put on a register

i actually think 16 IS too young but come on now

Please nuke the Bongs k tkx

Shantae’s feet are the cutest!

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It's not a shame to admit if came in for the fanservice. I did, but then stayed for the humor, atmosphere and music. Gameplay is basic though, I gotta admit.

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Maybe it was a comment from the last DLC coming out? That's not impossible, right? Man, fuck

As a Bong, I'd welcome a few nukes. Would straighten us out like it did to the Japs.

I think they're dogshit. Fanservice isn't in the games at all, because the art is so bad. It's all fan art.

Do you guys browse Yea Forums with your dicks out or something? How do you see this and immediately not masturbate? Luckily I'm home alone and I can jerk off to this but I can't imagine blue balling myself to something this sexy.

Literally have a bet going on regarding years until depictions of mohammed are prison sentence worthy

Nah I just got 1/2 Genie hero on my ps vita and its a fucking good game. Like, seriously good.

He said civilized.
They're still catching up.

hahahahahah this fag doesnt know the law at all does he?

>british anime
JUST FUCKING IMAGINE

Nigga I've had that image on my drive since May 10 2015

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are you retarded? it's a fucking cartoon. she isnt real, so your feelings are moot since they have nothing to do with real people.

What is he even supposed to look like, and why is it such a taboo?

Worst new twitter meme I've seen this year. It's already Ugandan Knuckles tier bad. The only time I was kinda cute was with Cell, but then it just got lazy.

Shantae is a classic case of devs devoting to much time to fanservice to the detriment of gameplay

>modern Europe
>civilized

Who the actual fuck thought that through? Unlike worldwide illeagal shit where if an an end user sends shit you can blame them and get then done, in the UK that means a thing that will ne readily available on legitimate sites will fuck you over. An user can literally troll a UKfag with something that has no concequence for him but technically lead to jail time for the UK party. How the FUCK thought that through at all
>go to pornhub in the UK
>search "Tifa Lockhart"
>see "related searches"
>WANT TO SEE ELLIE FROM TLOU GET SPANKED?!
>*cops bust down your door

No, not really. The fan service is just a plus.

youtube.com/watch?v=XpJvLd2H65U

It's hard

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no, the shantae games are painfully mediocre and only relevant because of their fanservice. calling them dogshit is a gross exaggeration of how bad they actual are. They're nowhere near as bad as that.

He betrayed the law

>Ugandan Knuckles
>bad
I liked Ugandan Knuckles...

When will you silly cunts get it through your heads that drawings don't have rights.

I need to see some pussy to have any form of urge.

I don't even get the fan service aspect desu, all the character designs are absolute shit

What a shame. Gone to join that potential TF2 animated series in the great beyond

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>How do you see this and immediately not masturbate?
Not well animated enough.
Sex drive has diminished over time.

Literal normal fag meme.
Not even leddit tier, just straight to normal fag.

TF2 on Adult Swim never stood a fucking chance, over before they even discussed it

>only relevant because of its fanservice
Maybe.
>absolute dogshit
Nah.

>law
what law?

old reference, don't sweat it

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Considering their bi-monthly 6 issues mini-series still isn't finished 7 years later, I'm not surprised.

it was fun for a while, gags who think memes are anything more than themselves are just gigantic faggots. you liek that meme all you want bro.

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LAAAAWWWWWW

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>desperate bong tries to collect (yous)

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You never know. Now that they've got an expiration date on Family Guy and Bob's Burgers reruns, time to start scrambling for content. It's going to be trash they plug those holes with, but that's perfect for something modern Valve has touched

Be honest with yourself, you won't be happy until you've made this exact thread with your mind-blowing revelation another eight hundred times

I would like to know this refrence tho...

oh God I miss this movie.

>tfw I know a shortstack at my work
>brown
good lord bros. She's so nice to me too.

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there's nothing wrong with fanservice.

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How'd they not get destroyed over htis?

Judge dredd, but the old one

Are you retarded? They're not the ones saying she's hot, it's some fucking clueless incel.

Yeah. Age of consent here is 16, I read that in Alabama or one of those rednecks bible states that it's 15.

Just play the upcoming pokemon game.

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careful, bong, you might be arrested for "disturbing the peace"

Not that it matters anyway since drawings don't have rights because they're drawings.

Because this is Shantae, not Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

if you're fapping, these will help set the mood.
youtube.com/watch?v=4aY5JjnaQIg
youtube.com/watch?v=fzQrgQL6N7I
youtube.com/watch?v=XmDtvKD236U

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Star Citizen will be released but it's going to be typical as fuck only to be quickly forgotten. So now that I'm posting this I guess the grave is relevant.

Ok Yea Forums
I'll play a Shantae game, you've convinced me with this post.
Where should I start?

I know I'll piss some people off, but the only good game was the first one on GBC.

...

Pirate's Curse was good.

HGH was mediocre as fuck and a downgrade from PC.

The Shantae games are solid Metroidvanias with awesome soundtracks. and the fanservice is just a cool bonus.

Not every game has to be 40 hour odysseys. The Shantae games remind me of old Master System games.

Nah it’s just hgh that’s kinda mediocre

I really liked Pirate's Curse. It felt like it grew as the game went on and your ability went up thus making the game feel great. HGH felt slow for the most part. Transforming is clunky and doesn't blend well into the gameplay.

tfw Monster boy ended up being an unironic sequel to Wonder Boy and not a "spiritual successor"

forgot pic

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Most of the transformations in HGH are just useless one-puzzle gimmicks, as well as their attack powerups, just completely useless.
Really, really poorly designed game. It's like all budget went towards the visuals and animations and they forgot to design good levels and game mechanics.

What is the best shantae game?
which game has the cutest shantae?

MUH

I think the first is the best.

I hate Shantae.

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>Game
Pirate's Curse >= Shantae > Half Genie Hero> Risky's Revenge
>Design
I think I'd prefer the first one as well, but HGH's really cute

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Why don't people recognize Sky as best girl?
She literally caries their group.

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Who else just got their limited run copy shipped?

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This picture is really inspiring

you make footfags look sane.

if you only listened to me having complained instead of zoning me out, you would have already seen my honesty like several years ago
so pay attention because i fucking hate repeating myself
in any case, i want more holly/risky
some more sky would be okay too

Lore question; can Shantae actually grant wishes or is she just a magical girl?

the fact that she's 16 makes her even cuter.
i know that feeling, bro

>biggest tits
>widest hips
best girl

she's just a slut

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Mostly just a magical girl, no wish granting since not a full genie

First game and Pirate's Curse are really fun games I'm glad I played. RR was the most meh shit ever despite the quality of life improvements. HGH was more disappointing than bad, but the DLC made up for it. I hope 5 takes more elements from the first game. It already looks like it might have dungeons again, which is a good sign.

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I wish she had balls, cock and a flat chest

i didn't know what uganda knuckles was even until about a month ago i watched the youtube video. and laughed my ass off. the fact they played Baiana in the background made it ten times better.
boa noite povo que eu cheguei[/spoiler}

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Holy Shit this is so hot

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everyone is talking about the ass when the armpits is the most delicious part of this gif.

2009 is on tier with halo 3 cortana

wish granted noise

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2009 is without a doubt the best she's ever been. Sadly she's never actually appeared like that in a game.

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The games are fun and her being cute is far more appealing than fanservice or sex appeal. If anything there should be more games like it, hopefully Falcom will deliver a Popful Mail revival.

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Yeah and you're an ellipsis using underaged retard so that says a lot about it

>metata has zero problem lewding characters
>still hasn't lewded Shawnty
This asshole's got me by the blueballs.

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>What is swfchan

I love that her pants are finally see-through again. I still miss the arm poofs, though.

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too old

Angry amazon queen?

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Or gentle mommy queen?

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>can go out and fuck 16 year olds in most countries
>but don't post drawings of that, it's illegal
EU's ran by a bunch of retarded hypocrites

>i can be youre angle or your demon

Shantae is confirmed to be the next Super Smash Bros representative as well as Miriam from Bloodstained, Gunvolt from Azure Striker Gunvolt and Sophia-3rd/ZERO/Jason from Blaster Master 0

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The more I notice her xbawckshuege bracers the less I like them. It was better when they were just small accent bracelets.

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well the UK are a bunch of degenerates so no wonder there, really

uk is basically amir0x on steroids

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>e621.net/

at least they got rid of the shitty chibi HGH Shantae

I never had a problem with her, and I don't think I'll ever see what the problem is. The game's art style has been known for a longass time now. The girls are no less scantily-clad or sexy because of it.

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VIDYA IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

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Her jammies fill me with urges.

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>UK

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I want to colonize Shantae.

I'll take Images That Say Mean Nothing for $400, Alex.

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Well now I feel foolish.

>colonize
You want to do WHAT?! with her colon?

well that too

It's never been enforced and probably never will be.
That said I'm glad I'm getting my work visa for nipland, I'd prefer to live somewhere where I can't be put on the sex offenders register just for having some drawings.

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My fear is them retreading HGH's linearity, short levels, and no real backtracking for stuff. I'd love for them to mix both transformations and pirate gear as part of the puzzles to give us a wide variety of ways to play and traverse. Just go back to how Pirate's Curse and even Risky's Revenge did backtracking and puzzle solving just with bigger levels and more intricate areas and I'd be one happy camper. Squid Smith also needs to make a comeback.

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2010 is basically perfect, but I'd watch a 26 episode saturday morning cartoon version of 2002 and become worryingly attached to the voice actress.

You can see almost her entire body here.

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Now they just need to have the loop between her tits go through the cloth again. Not sure why they changed that, but the new design for it doesn't make a lot of sense.

>Stares at Shantae like this for the whole boat ride for every boat ride
What is this expression trying to convey?

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>"God I want to suck that genie dick"

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she has her sword ready which means she doesn't trust shantae not to glomp and tickle her

HGH had plenty of backtracking, but it had dumb bullshit like "oh you don't have THAT powerup yet"

Like, yeah, it's one thing to go back to a previous stage with new powerups but it's frustrating when it keeps happening over and over again. Like the secret cave at the top of the mermaid factory. I got there on my first visit as a monkey, couldn't do anything so decided to come back later. I got the spider powerup and figured I could go back there, NOPE, still needed more powerups

Same with bullshit being blocked by the mermaid blast underwater.

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There's actually not really that much official art that has it going through the cloth, but I agree that it does make more sense.

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I just didn't feel like it was backtracking to the same extent as the previous games. Like, in HGH it was literally an item check instead of some sort of skill check or puzzle utilizing that item and usually it would just be one or two items in an area at most whereas there were tons of things hidden in the previous games in one single area. Even the original required Harpy for a lot of things after they had tons of stuff on the ground for you to find.

Doesn't Pirate's Curse do the exact same thing, though? The level progression is literally the same and you gotta go back to look for new shit every time you get a new pirate weapon.

s-sauce
i fucking need it

Give it to a french studio
They know how to make total fapbait shows """"for kids""""

Based frogs not being afraid of the human body.

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The first game is underappreciated. It's a technical marvel on all fronts.

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Ok Yea Forums you get to pick ONLY one. Which girl?

Are you talking strictly about games with girls, or the gameplay? Cause this gem came out last year and it's phenomenal.

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I love me some half-genie, but Risky takes the cake.

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>takes the cake.
It went straight to her tits.

He said "civilized", not "civil license"!

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It's pretty frustrating due to the screen space though. Makes traversal very annoying, especially in that one swamp area and especially in the desert. That desert is an absolute nightmare.

Call me basic as shit, but Shantae herself is the only one for me.

Nah it's good you're just a faggot

Yes, the official art is bad. It looks like those American learn to draw manga books.

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She's too innocent, supple, and young for me to not want to use her.

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Both. Shantae and Mail qualify, as does Monster World 4.

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Played it for the first time a couple years ago and it amazed me. The animations, the gameplay, the open world. I didn't think anything of that scale was possible on Game Boy, I fucking love it.

Some health upgrades and getting the fighting gear makes journeying around much less of a pain. The only real bullshit thing I can think of is the asshole scarecrows who will literally spawn right on top of you without any chance for escape. At least the snek's sound attacks can be dodged.

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>best game is the one where you can't use the MC's staple moves
Explain this

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>It looks like those American learn to draw manga books.
I can only assume you're talking about non-Pirate's Curse art because that was actually by a nip artist at Inti Creates, the same guy who did the character artwork for the Megaman ZX games.

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She'll learn to love it. Despite her purity she's just so naturally lewd.

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>rotty tops will never be real

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Because the way they implement it is shit. Dragon's Trap and do it far better.

pirates

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risky is the cutest

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>720x480
useless pls big

Shantae is not for lewd

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Wake me up when Shantae finally gives you a pole dancing minigame.

These would be funny if HGH didn't fucking suck. checked

Who the fuck is the blonde and the purple haired chis?!

Her PJ top dangles off her beautiful bosoms and her debut game lets you dance for money.

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Much like Metroid, the Shantaes are perfect speedrun games. You need to go for the speedrun unlockables to really "get it"

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Minor characters who show up in the snow zone, IIRC. It's been a while since I played it, maybe they don't show up in every version.

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Just give me a Shantae rhythm game then.

You don't need to "grind" either I remember getting the lowest time wallpaper in only my second try with a little bit of planning and resetting.

>my dudes
god I fucking hate these people

>His cellmate would later piss on him

>Shantae has the small bust out of her friends and Risky
>they're still the ones I desire most
This brown girl has power over me.

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>Shantae has the small bust out of her friends and Risky
Hey, smallest doesn't mean small. She's still stacked, it's just that everyone she knows are tittymonsters.

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Oi guvnor, where's yer posting leicense ,innit

But I still want her the most. Risky may be risky and Rotty may be cute, but the genie girl is just so sweet and lovable.

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So?

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So obsessed and yet so ignorant.

What's the sauce on this?

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Youtube

How does one get flash to work in 2019

Shantae games are fun. Ill admit the gameplay isnt ground breaking, but its just good solid fun with a lot of charm in the artstyle and characters.

>click allow
>it works

Nope. Is there a way to open it in vlc?

Pirate's Curse, best one

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Beanis has the only good 3d shantae

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The nose could use some work, but otherwise far better than the other one. I still can't pinpoint what I don't like about it.

>Americans thinking their puritanist prudeness is universal again

this is much better than the aberrations that usually pass as 3D porn

So when is everyone else going to start making porn with this model

It's really not an accomplishment when it's just an edit of TDA miku.

why the fuck didn't they think of that earlier

casual Shantae best Shantae

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Never heard of Touhou?

Butt still relevant* owo

Huh, were you supposed to be able to get in here by just running with right timing or did you need another powerup?
It's been like 4 years since I played the game

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LETS GET TO BASHING BUTTS.

Damn it, Manslayer!

>Almost Reiwa 1
>Hating on ZUNart

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supposed to use a power up, but right timing is quicker. can also get the heart on the hill if you time your jumps right

I love that first Shantae sprite. It's got so much personality to it.

Shantae is a dumb cocksleeve

and that's a good thing

Her only use is being an onahole

I really loved the GBC game, it was wildly ambitious.
The rest is just snack sized Metriodvanias that are fun once but not really impressive.

Don't talk mean about Shawnty.

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kek

cum slut

>tfw haven't been able to use /f/ since the last google chrome update because whenever I try to open one up it saves it and then when I try to open it while saved on my hard drive it just tries to save it again
>google search just shows me other people having the same problem with no solution
If it wasn't for captcha solver I'd switch to firefox.

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how about you use firefox just to visit /f/

>Be honest with yourself, the Shantae games are absolute dogshit and only relevant because of its fanservice.
I can't tell if this is supposed to be something your average Yea Forumstard would say, or an SJW trying to decry "porn games" as illegitimate.

Fucking LARPers are going to be the death of this place.

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its no worse than Senran Kagura's official art and idiots here lose their brains over that

56% Genie Hero

When will AAA developers learn to harness fanservice's power?

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Enjoy your censored porn lmao.

What do you think the internet is for?

I've only played GBC game and I liked it.

This is a much better looking 3D model than the weird-nosed 3D model almost everyone else uses.

I CAN'T TURN IT OFF

lol

Astounding graphics and music. Pretty average everything else. It's not very enjoyable to play for people that played a lot of videogames already because it's nothing groundbreaking gameplay wise and it feels like a game we already played in other metroidvanias and quite easy. Wayforward are not great at innovating but the graphical and musical aspect is always top notch. It's probably a great game for kids.

>tfw lost my virginity to a blond scene girl when we were both 15

so glad I don't in the US

is that the radiant hero???

Rottytops desu

Both!
Also post more big Shantae girls

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The original concept across multiple religions that have the same idea had to do with keeping supernatural deities pure in the mind to maintain their unlimited potential for being, to inspire the same within yourself. Creating a vision of such a deity shatters that potential and creates a constraint and limitation. But of course modern religious nuts thinks it’s a mandate to prevent any depictions whatsoever and not just to maintain a personal journey.

That shit's common in the U.S., too. People in the U.S. just like to publicly pretend it doesn't.

And honestly, I don't even care about that shit. It's the fact that in the past decade everyone seems to feel that cartoon characters are real people that need protection and rights or some shit. Prior to that, you could say "Sailor Moon is hot" and nobody would bat an eye, but in the current year you'll get all sorts of heat for it.

You could download the stand-alone player. You'll still have to download files, but you could play them once downloaded.

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You a braindead retard and I wish this fanbase didn't become monster hunter where we need to bait in the OP to have a thread.

No need to be honest because you're right. Pirate's Curse is the best game in the series but even then it's just a mediocre game, and ironically it's only the best Shantae game because it's the least like a Shantae game.

Pirates Curse is legit good

But otherwise you're right. Theyre just nice looking and nice sounding with nothing really solid backing up the game design.

Especially halfgenie, that game feels halfbaked.

>UK
>civilized
They've had two years to figure out how they're going to exit the EU and they've done nothing but waste time.

All of Beanis' shit looks the same though

Three years actually

That's because it is a stupid and shitty idea that can't be done well.

i wish i my head was in the middle of that getting crushed by the sheer strengh of those asses clashing together

Or maybe its because the government is in their pocket and dont want to leave because it fucks up their globalist plot?
Nahh thats crazy

>Or maybe its because the government is in their pocket
the government is in the... government's pocket?

In the EU's pocket (read: international banks) you dyslexic retard

>only good fanart itt
>everyone ignores it
Artist name?

italy
age of consent is 14
13 if the parents consent

get fucked porco dio

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I like Italy even more, now.

youtu.be/yM2TSok6gLU

They aren't shit but they are middle-of-the-pack, average games. Nothing special but the fanservice is enough to get me to play them.

I already knew that guy's channel, haven't watched any of his video in ages though. I barely understand since I'm french, I need to work on my italian.

How can 1 man be so based?
>Pumps and dumps crazy bitch
>Has a nice job of high ranking
>Of deep mind,used his time cursed to meditate somehow
>Goes and finds who is probably his actual love
>Now he is king
>also buff

still my favorite shantae art

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lovely twitch and vinegar

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Impossible. I can get over Risky and Sky but Shantae and Rotty need to be loved together.

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Sauce?

and another crossover art

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How is it possible to be so stupid as to believe that post?

And she has a dick

This is but a simple truth

Nah it's more like a simple opinion

or a captured one ?

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retard

I want to pamper the Risky feet.

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>masks with moving eyes and mouth

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>Niggers
You fucking ruined her