When's the last time you had a gf, Yea Forums?

never

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Never.

Where have you been for the last 8,000 years?

don't care, got a tenga and vr and it costs less. I don't care to bring more kids into this zoomer age so I'm happy for now.

>never
the fuck

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when I was 17, I turn 30 in 4 months im just gonna be alone forever.

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based and wizardpilled

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This November will be four years for me as well.

I have a wife.

6 years

9 years ago

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never
and when I finally become grand wizard
my first spellcast would be to turn everyone in this world into a straight white males
and turn their girlfriends into big ass hairy men

now but i doubt i could convince her to do this to me :/

I have a wife and kid.

Did you bore her for 9 years? No one dates for nine years. Get married after 1-2 FFS

Thoughts on my Lor from The Weekenders story?

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094327

(Four chapters)

cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095969

(The sequel, two chapters now with more coming soon)

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Never.

i'll be honest. im only really focusing on her armpit there

I have a gf, and she's married.

never and proud of it

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>Get married after 1-2
>t. roastie wanting 50%

Tell her your boys on Yea Forums want her to sit on your face and post results.

I have a gf that sits and farts on my face, but not at the same time

>white girl
>shitskin dude
Perfect

Face riding delight. It's the same ugly spic paying girls to grind on his face for ten minutes in his shabby apartment. Some of the videos aren't bad, I like the amateur vibe of some of the girls.

But OP, I'm a homosexual.

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>When's the last time you had a gf, Yea Forums?
I've never even kissed a girl

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Reminder that only subhuman monkeys like asses.

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Maybe they were 10 when they started dating.

Girl? No I am a fag

i dont LIKE my gf though

bless your heart user, thank you

Literally never, I enjoy playing the vidya and having fun by myself doing random shit

>he never fugged a girl

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I had one until today :/

>tattoos

Fucking gross dude.

How does one fail so hard? I had one fly out of state to fuck me.

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Disgusting as fuck room.

Any good facesitting anime?

that's how i fuck my bf though?

Disgusting. Imagine she sat in public places and used a public restroom once or twice in a day. How many asses really sat on his face.

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A while. I made her my wife a few years ago. Also this webm is terrible. Face sitting is hot until your nose feels like it's going to splinter into pancakes. Keep that act pantsless man.

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Which game is that?

What happened to moot?

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>Thread still up

this

I don't remember anymore

No wonder this place sucks so much you're all a bunch of kissless virgins.

I wish I could even get a date desu. 26 here and now I'm just busy with work all the time

That's funny, I'm with a girl who dated her last bf for 9 years and she left him for me

>Implying the pornhub network is big and pervasive enough to enapsulate all of the porn viewed on the web at any one time.

You'd have to be the dumbest human being alive to put any stock in the stuff posted by the narrative pushing shills from pornhub.

its not popular in the UK cause it's illegal

that makes him your gf (male)

>Iceland has the least Jewish influence
>likes asses
>every single boob country are good goyim
oy vey really makes you think

God assfags are so disgusting.

6 years
It was so awful I wish I never did

why you so gay?

Face sitting is for animals.

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never. even though i tryed and trusted people. but this world wont have me.

Are you seriously saying North Korea doesn't have the best taste in porn?

>ass sex
>the "guy" fucking that gross clusterfuck of a woman is more then likely a pozed up faggot who's done a fist full of viagra and cialis to get it up

I hate pro porn so goddamned much

>doesn't state the percentage difference
It could literally be 49.9% to 50.1%

About 23 years ago

Do real men fuck girls with hairy pussies?

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...

psh, only been like seven or eight years. i can jump on the train to POUND-TOWN and mad PUSSY whenever i want, but videogames and imageboard posting are way more fulfilling.

in b4 butthurt virgins crying about nogf. true chads have had enough sex to know it's worthless and beneath them.

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>oi m8 u got a loicence for that braap?

that's todd but thanks for posting this webm I couldn't find it anywhere

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Yea Forums wouldn't suck as much if they allowed sound on webms.

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a few months ago

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>Get married after 1-2 FFS
Excuse you? That's a good way to lose half your shit in a divorce settlement.

Sour grapes lol

Goddamn that woman is fucking hideous. Didn't think daddy issues could get that bad.

dare I ask: how old? At least an estimate

...

22 yo khhv, i'm not even ugly i'm just too autistic

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How has no one posted Ryan Gosling yet?

>your boys on Yea Forums
We aren’t your boys faggot, get off and do something productive

Never.

you know if there are, somewhere, all porn scenes of got?

why arent you on /wiz/ then fellow wizzie?

>illegal in uk

same except we dated for 4 years and this was in 2012.

This place is the polar opposite of reddit, what did you expect?

I have one now.
She's the very picture of a fujoshi, but I don't mind.

i gotchu user

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close enough

You wanna know what true death is? It's not being alone, it's coming to terms with your loneliness. Accepting that there'll never be anyone waiting for you when you get home. That there's not a single person that has a thought that revolves around your life. And the only human interaction you get that you can call a relationship is the 7/11 cashier who hands you your change when you buy your Monster energy drink and your dill pickle pringles, like you do every fucking day at 11pm before you go on your /nightwalk/. You can only experience this when you're already 30, because at that point, women will start to think that you're alone because there's "something" wrong with you, as if you ever had a choice.

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if your gf doesn't cosplay and sit on your face then you might as well be single

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How are my grapes sour?
I can fuck a chick like her this week with the bare minimum of effort.

You're paying...no...fucking your mind up by watching a LITTERAL FAGGOT fuck a bottom of the barrel skank up the ass.

You can be having actual sex rather then being subtly programmed to think anal is aweseome and watching "men" have sex with women you kinda want to fuck at that moment is great!!

You're not even a man anymore at that point.

Where is the source, user? I've seen this a thousand times, but never the source.

26

Made me chuckle

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2015

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That just means she has no problem leaving you in 9+ years.

Never

a video game related thread died for this...

>reddit spacing
>I CAN FUCK QT GIRLS ALL DAY LONG BUT INSTEAD I'M SHITPOSTING ON Yea Forums
kek

His shills aren't in the thread yet and no one really likes him or gives a fuck about him so you know.

I had an online girlfriend but she stopped answering my phone calls. No goodbye or anything, she just stopped answering when I called so I gradually stopped calling

It's ok though, I have video games and I get to play them more now

Just kill me

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>No wonder this place sucks because you won’t just accept my 100% off-topic threads!
Go to /gif/ or / b/ you spaz.

Now we know Kim Jong Un is an ass man

32, never had a GF. Don't think I really want one at this point.

I don't know user. Do you?

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lol

God I wish that were me

never.

I'm too awkward/autistic and I loose my spaghetti around really pretty girls.

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Never

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might as well ask for source I guess, hope it's not bad

>tfw want sex but not a gf
>tfw only like raw dog so no hookers

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The biggest turnoff here is how skinny her thighs are

>3d women
not even once

same here

Don't talk shit about mah boy

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These are the sites owned by MindGeek (the company that owns Pornhub). They know a lot about the porn habits of the people.

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In anime, skinny guys are fine, but RL it's a different story. This guy is full on skeltal

Who brags about getting pussy on Yea Forums of all places? You aren’t fooling anyone, or you have really hit a deep low if your only form of communication is here

feels good being schizoid and not giving a single fuck

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Holy fuck how many miles of cock pass through there?

This is a beta fetish and no woman will respect you after doing it.

user, putting spaces between paragraphs on Yea Forums was demanded years before the feds made reddit.

Secondly, the chick in that video is not qt, and i can fuck chicks that look like that THIS WEEK if I wanted.

it's been 4 years, she cheated on me and she realized how bad she fucked up and I wouldn't even talk to her. She ended up killing herself.

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2016, but I'm going on a date in a couple hours and I'm hopeful.

I tried telling my gf that I kinda like bushes and she said that it's inconvenient for her to not have it shaved

>girl that likes me suddenly stops liking me
NANI?

I tried telling my gf that I kinda like bushes and she said that it's inconvenient for her to not have it shaved

Wow user, you caused a death. Should've just let her cuck you and watched them do it.

not trying to say you shouldn't want women in your life, but understand that it's only one part of fulfillment. health, money, status, power etc are all important as well. I feel you're all placing too much emphasis on women.

i stand by the statement that bush is only attractive on light skinned asian girls

Mmmoooooooooooooooodddsss

No one does night walks unless they live in Japan and only Japan. Taking a walk at night literally anywhere else in the world, especially in any city or slightly urban area, is basically asking to get mugged, beaten, kidnapped or killed over the lint and $10 bucks in your pocket and your phone.

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No, I told I was going to rehab for my alcoholism and she didn't think she could be with someone sober and a month before I went to rehab she cheated. I went and got sober regardless. Now I spend my time with people who matter and only fuck sluts when I feel like it. Life has been better than ever.

not too long ago

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Is that a smelly vibration a roach coming to lay eggs in your toaster ear?

Believe its console diablo 3

Good luck user, I believe in you!

gay.

That's a lot.
But the net is vaster then you can possibly imagine and claiming that they pull in even a quarter of a percent of all of the porn watchers on the net is quite honestly ludicrous.

i'm not some prison gay, he's my bf bf

gay

Married

I'm going to throw up.
Do straight ""people"" really like this shit?

Now.
What do you call facesitting where the girl faces towards you rather than sticking her ass on your nose? I love that but don't particularly like having this gif happen to me.

Thats funny, I’m fucking a girl who is dating a guy she cheated on with from a 9 year relationship

>cum goes out like pee
What? How? My cum literally goes out in shots

December 1 because we got married.

/3dpd/

There are plenty of women out there that are anal nymphos who just love getting their salads tossed m8. It's one step away from 69ing

Relationships are alright but videogames are better.

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finally some taste in this wasteland of degenercy

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good on him, I'm planning to pay hundreds of girls for shots of their feet

July 2018
But I'm pretty close to getting a new one, so wish me luck!

Never in my life. I turn 30 in a few months. I had an online relationship with another boy who wants to be a girl. I actually took hormones for transitioning for a few years myself, but they eventually dumped me wanting to be friends only. I'm still not over it.

I've met lots of women that like doing that
My girlfriend does

>high school
>build up nerves to ask girl out
>slowly dawns upon me way too late that she's a lesbian
>community college
>see a nice girl, talk to her, she likes anime and cosplays
>lesbian
Nothing yet at the university, can we manage to go 3 for 3?

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Which one did it better?

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traps need to be rounded up and gassed

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The mods do it for free

Kissless virgin here. It's pretty easy, but after a while it becomes a lifestyle. At an early age I realized the preferential treatment girls got over men. Like they can be braindead retards and get praised but boys are told to run dirt in it and keep going. Also at a young age a lot of girls I knew were getting fucked and bragging about it (Think age 11-14) and this really turned me off. All I wanted was to talk and hang out, but even at 12 girls were wanting to talk about fucking when I hadn't even fully grown out of dinosaurs yet. Fast forward through just the absolute worst girlfriend material out there and you end up just not even trying anymore. I had pussy trying to jump on my face in highschool but that just turned me off even more. Even after highschool I still have women go out of their way to try and hit on me but now it doesn't even effect me. I think I've finally ascended to wizard status.

I'm one of the few anons with with a wife and kid.

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Every girl I've ever loved has lied and cheated on me. All I want is to love and be nice to someone but all they want to do is hurt me. Why are women so heartless?

girls can't cum user

This one has 200 replies in less than 30 minutes so you guess

Married to my best bud. Super comfy, highly recommend.

If you've ever had a gf you don't belong on Yea Forums, get out normies.

fuck the dyke out of her.

have a nice whiff

also this

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It's not like you're allowed to pursue women these days.

What does this mean
Isnt it more convenient to not bother shaving

Huh.
I've quite honestly had more sex then I've had long passionate kisses.
I've turned down more women then I know what to do with.
And I've never once in my entire life made love.
The closest I've gotten is probably hatesex.

Wonder how badly this has fucked me up?
I really wish I kept my male virtue and never had sex or ever started watching porn or jacking off.
I also wish that no one found out that my dick was almost ten inches long.

>I can fuck chicks this WEEK if I wanted
What an accomplishment, 99% of this board could get their wiener in a hole, that doesn’t solve your loneliness problem

That's funny. I'm pretending to be a girl who just ended a 9 year relationship by cheating and now cheating again in the relationship with the guy I cheated with and none of them have ever figured out I'm actually a dog.

based

About a year. Had a girl was interested in but eventually I worked out she was just trying to use me for attention.

Never even tried. I am probably social and good-looking enough to have a gf but I don't see the point. I have female friends but I really do see them as friends, not potential dates.
I don't see that point. What will a woman give me from a relationship that will make it worth it? I'm not a puritan christcuck either to believe that I must marry and have children etc.
Why do YOU want a gf so badly, Yea Forums?

pic not related because vidya imageboard

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don't do this to me user, I just fapped like 15 minutes ago

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I got a gf when I stopped enjoying games. Now I don't enjoy games and I don't like being in a relationship but I don't know what to do next.

I want to die, man wasn't meant to be alone for 33 years

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now we're talking

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2017. She left me for someone else out of the blue. I probably won’t have the ambition to find someone for a while.

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and faggots in dresses
of course
knew that was coming.

Normies are fucking pathetic creatures. My dumbass only friend I had from childhood just broke up with his 5th or 6th girlfriend and I laugh at his pathetic ass on the inside. What a fucking loser. I'll never be dumped because I'll never let one of these femoids get near me. Human women that are females are disgusting creatures. I go to the gym and scowl at every gym thot I see and they normal leave the area, lol.

Chelhellbunny or something like that

Serious question, how do I get a gf like that?

It's not. It's just a braap meme

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>been dating gf for over a year
>still regularly dream of having an asian gf instead
a vicious cycle

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>suddenly
I've always had a massive sniff fetish but never really mentioned it because it was taboo. I think that it's kinda the same for many people coming out with it now that the taboo is gone and licking assholes is cosidered normal

asses are nice but twerking sucks, side view or 3/4 view or something, anything but twerking. Oh well.

don't even joke about it

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Based Chad volcel. We're gonna make it brah.

>dreaming of having a non white girlfriend

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yeah its gay

Been with mine for 3 years now and I'm thinking of proposing to her in a few months when we move in together

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Right here too, fampai.

what the fuck

>wanting to smell nothing but fetid shit
Just admit you're a filthy scatfaggot, you stupid brapshitters.

I said I could.
Not that I would.
I know I'm lonely.
The sex will only make me more lonely. It's a nice distraction and I can pretend that it meant something. But in the end it only slightly warms the cold place inside of my heart.

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Last summer, she was borderline personality and I had to get out because she was a complete psycho.

Sad that twerking is all she has she isnt all that good looking when not bent over honestly

>he believes this
This is how you are kept as a "friend" so they don't have to worry about you bugging her to go out.

>ywn get your head crushed between soft thighs

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Mentally ill

>he doesn't know this feel

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How bigs her dick tho

my current gf is white. Asians have always been my preferred race since they are submissive and not dumb monkeys.
Anything darkskinned is NPC territory, especially if you're white.

Gross. What the fuck is that? Are you a race traitor or just a goddamned oriental yourself? Get the fuck off my board rice nigger.

>janitors delete a single post and leave the thread
Are you shitting me?