Neat fact: Coco/N. Gin/Pinstripe are actually faster than Crash/Cortex/Fake Crash in CTR. The bars lie. Also Polar/Pura/Roo/NTSC Penta are just barely slower.
Neat fact: Coco/N. Gin/Pinstripe are actually faster than Crash/Cortex/Fake Crash in CTR. The bars lie...
Elijah Martin
Carter Baker
[Spoiler]Penguin Yay 1[/spoiler]
Parker Davis
I wonder if the stats will be as balanced in the remake.
Ryan Taylor
Penguins Yay 2
Charles Roberts
So far we've seen the character stats being the same as before, but we need to see what Penta and Oxide will have.
Nicholas Rodriguez
So you're saying Crash/Cortex/Fake Crash are objectively the worst characters in the game?
William Rivera
Oxide is classed as an intermediate kart racer. That makes him either Accel or Rounded.
In CNK Oxide was an Accel kart, so that's more likely than turning his perfect stats into rounded stats.
Penta is almost definitely going to use the handling kart class to match the NTSC version because there's no way they'll allow a perfect-stat spread in online.
Kayden Martinez
Penta and Oxide will definitely be changed. Unique stat distribution from the common weight tiers would likely throw the balance out of whack, which now matters since there's online.
William Cook
Pretty much yeah
Jeremiah Wilson
It sounds like his hovercraft is going to be its own separate unlockable. I wonder if that will have max-stats for fun, while Oxide himself can have intermediate stats. Imo Oxide should be advanced, but whatever. He will be spammed to death online I'm sure.
Hunter Baker
I mean they have a little bit of turning on the accel characters
I don't think any class in CTR is completely bad
It's pretty balanced especially compared to any Mario Kart
Camden King
Bentley Parker
Luis Bell
Ian Martin
Brio made the right choice.
Leo Reed
That said, the balanced karts actually have incredible handling.
Christopher Gutierrez
>Cock and Ball Torture
REAL SHI-
>Furries, Snoy
Joshua Hall
FUCK CTR
CRASH BASH REMASTER WHEN?!!
Carson Ramirez
Crash Bash wasn't that good outside of a few minigames. It does have the best rendition of the Warped theme though.
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Christian Sanchez
I swear too god if Brio isn't in the remake...
Ian Hall
jodiendo basado
Jordan Smith
They have turning going for them. A lot of the top times for Papu's Pyramid in ntsc were done with Crash-types iirc
Jace Long
There's no way Brio, Tawna, and King aren't in Nitro Fueled. They will be in, 100%.
Joshua Baker
I think people are finally starting to realize Vicarious Visions/Beenox Crash for the new generation is best timeline
I saw a few 4-player matches recently and Crash gains a ton of time through the labyrinth section at the beginning. Speed karts can't go through there at full speed.
Gavin Peterson
*Kong
John White
Cameron Johnson
Lucas Jackson
I FUCKING HATE DINGODILE
Oliver Davis
WOAH
Ayden Hernandez
i want coco to teach dingodile how to shitpost.
Luis Phillips
Lincoln Bell
i bet she's into bukkake.
Jayden Smith
Connor Nguyen
Dominic Phillips
Jayden Gutierrez
Oi get stuffed mate. Dipshit you got somethin to say to me? Ratbag piece o shit, I oughta cut your prick into sausage casing and make dingers out of them ya cunt.
Luke Taylor
Anthony Gonzalez
I hate how Ripper Roo's voice isn't that stock sound anymore. It fit him better than any other instance that sound was used in.
Carter Cook
DINGODILE IS A STUPID FUCKING LOSER I HATE YOUR PIG SQUEALING ASS
Liam Hughes
But will Coco have her Tag team Racing voice???
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Julian Lewis
goddammit now i have to fap
Xavier Long
Debbi tuned down the Jimmy Neutron in her voice a bit ago
Bentley Sanchez
Thomas Sanders
Luis Phillips
So how does the remake handle mirror matchups online? Pallet swaps?
Brandon Roberts
Alexander Collins
haven't seen any gamplay with two of the same racers at once unless they're ghosts
Anthony Nguyen
for those curious
chan.sankakucomplex.com
Connor Bennett
Not only is this 3 months old, it's total crap. Why are you posting this of all things?
Juan Hernandez
>ywn fuck Coco, Tawna, and the trophy girls
Hnnng why
Joshua Cook
you're total crap
Jonathan Ortiz
Switch gameplay when?
Anthony Martin
Seems like it's just allowed to have dupes for now. Not sure how the final game will handle things.
Cameron Lee
Mason James
I'm actually looking forward to see what Crunch looks like in the n.sane style.
Jaxon Lopez
That's a good point...
Andrew Williams
Does the same shit as Mario Kart 8: Nothing but adds the player's handle hovering over the character.
Hudson King
Crunch has never really had a drastic design change besides you know what
I am kinda excited what they'll do for them
Charles Bailey
cute voice
Gabriel Cox
I really appreciate that they will include some Nitro Kart tracks though I don't remember any of em despite having it played before.
Charles Wood
Anthony Sullivan
It's gonna be his CNK cutscene model with added fur shaders, I bet money on it.
Thomas Rogers
John Young
Have any characters not from CTR been confirmed? anyone from the other racing game or the ones from other games not in the racers?
John Bell
CNK Crunch was the best Crunch!
Leo Fisher
no one besides crunch, oxide, and all the playable racers (including penta penguin) from ctr have been confirmed.
Jace Reyes
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Lucas Gomez
So we do have Crunch at least, that's a good sign.
John Perez
CNK Crunch was the best version we got, but I wouldn't mind if he also appeared just as a rival to crash, what he should have been in cortex's eyes.
Asher Wood
Ayden Brown
I swear I was looking at the character stats for CTR a few months ago and they seemed to align with the game (crash/cortex having perfectly balanced stats). Now I check the wiki I used before to try and prove OP wrong but apparently the "all rounder" type isn't actually all rounded at all and are glaringly shit compared to other characters.
Ayden Martin
Ian Carter
Hot mama who's the artist?
Asher Brooks
*IN THE TRUNK
Jace Watson
kempferzero
Ian Sullivan
Asher Phillips
Lucas Campbell
Levi Thomas
Neat Fact: the stat stars in Mario Kart Double Dash are useless and straight up lie at times.
Levi Nelson
I'm not the only one who used Polar right?
RIGHT?
Jacob Bell
What are some other Crash levels that deserve tracks based off them?
Brody Peterson
Alexander Powell
any of the highway levels
Owen Morris
Carson Cox
Coco bandicoot will be my most used racer anyway.
Easton Mitchell
Chinese level where you ride Pura.
Foggy mountain in 1.
Hunter Gomez
>spooky outside
>could take a detour inside the school
It could be great but only if they release along side Nina
Angel Campbell
I just checked the way back machine and the wiki seriously did just fix itself in the past month.
before crash was 5/7 in all stats, one point faster than Coco. Now they're all out of 12 and apparently Coco is twice as fast as Crash/Cortex.
Joshua Cox
Noah Lopez
This game is going to be out on steam right?
Andrew Cooper
Hang Eight
Nicholas Williams
EGS
Luis Taylor
Login to the Nick Arcade to start your download
Elijah Butler
what the fuck are you talking about dude
Matthew Scott
Justin Smith
Michael James
Tiny is objectively the best Crash character
Liam Morales
Originally, the anthro animals in crash were meant to be experimented right? At a certain point, the universe just seems to have assumed that they're naturally occuring and everywhere.
David Gomez
Michael Young
Coco needs to drink more milk, if she wants to surpass Tawna.
Hunter Robinson
Carter Green
Chase Evans
>when you do USF just right
Alexander Lopez
The Titan games (god bless their shitty souls) always refer to the other characters as mutants. So I guess N Brio and Cortex just got really really busy.
Of course this is the same series where carnivorous plants, pieces of scenery and regular animals seem to seemingly have it out for Crash so maybe Naughty Dog just never put any thought into it.
Luis Adams
It's shown that Cortex Made Crash. Where does Coco come from? She's just impied to be naturally like that.
Zachary Howard
Robert Bell
Someone is clearly shitposting then because the recent character stats in Nitro Fueled footage show Cortex's kart is just 2 notches down from the top (wish I could find the footage again...)
So 5/7 I believe, which is actually quite good.
Nathan Walker
Egyptian and arabian levels from warped.
Sebastian Ortiz
Ha ha woah, hey, it's me Crash, your large marsupial friend! Please stop posting lewds of my sister! I don't mind you guys doing it for my ex, but Coco is very young and I don't think she would do any of the kind of stuff you guys keep drawing her doing! Woah!
Nathaniel Taylor
Holy shit a talking cat
Charles Russell
Skylanders has me worried I've had Crash's character all wrong all these years. No that can't be right because even in CTR he never has any lines and that's despite everyone besides Polar/Pura/Penta having quips.
Jordan Gray
Fuck them, it was never implied Crash can't speak english if he wanted. His first line of dialogue in the very first game is 'uh oh' and in Crash 2 he says 'woah'. Both are strictly english expressions and are not gibberish.
Jeremiah Richardson
is crash mainable online?
Austin Smith
>the only games where he spoke more than 1 English word were bad
Really makes you think huh
Ian Moore
Don't buy the speed kart memes, once you factor in 7 other racers and weapons, Crash being consistent as fuck around corners starts to win out.
Anthony Perez
woah
Angel Parker
I wished it was sunset like in the original.
Ian Harris
Isn't dingo Canyon pretty much that already?
Matthew Butler
I think the original is just way too brown. The blue contrasts a bit better with all the brown and gold
Samuel Morris
Hey look, it's Sonic!
Hunter Martinez
I think they mentioned Crunch. I don't hate the guy exactly so I guess more characters is a good thing.