What are some of your favorite co-op games of all time?

Nagatoro?
More like NTRoro

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You can literally still do that, if you have no friends get a job and pay hookers to play with you

n64 mario party games are peak SOUL

>Implying I have enough spare money to do even that

Reminder that the recent chapter revealed that all of her friends are low IQ and will most likely repeat a grade.

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thats not the same as doing it with my bros and finally laying down around 4-5am and talking tentatively about girls
god i miss it

Make a post on craigslist or some shit my good man, idk what to say, it's possible to have that experience again. I believe you can work towards that goal, and it will help you feel alive once more :)

Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars
King of Dragons
Knights of the Round

Holy shit I absolutely wasn’t prepared to watch that. I’m fucking ending it all.

>tfw girl is into you and you aren't into her
>tfw your brother is into her
>tfw he's jealous and would get in fights with you even though you weren't even fucking interested in the girl

I just wanted to fucking play video games

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>Nanashi purged his pixiv of NSFW after getting serialized
>No more loli bestiality rape impregnation doujins
It's not fair

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Dumb cunts
Naga's probably still going to cucked though

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Is she cute?

>King of Dragons
>Knights of the Round
Fucking based my dude, Battle Circuit is my fave

Travis Strikes Again, I beat it with my boyfriend

>girl is into you
>she asks you out
>reject her cause you think it’s a joke/you’re insecure

And now I get to be alone, forever. Whoopee

She deserves it

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>feels you've never felt

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>Halo
>Army of Two fight me nigger it was fun
>Divinity Original Sin 2

I like play Army of Two and games like Lovers In A Dangerous Spacetime with my gf

I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND INTERLINKED
>INTERLINKED
I'VE NEVER HELD A GIRL'S HANDS INTERLINKED
>INTERLINKED

Resident Evil 5

This is the absolute worst fucking thing when a hentai mangaka goes legit. Fuck everything.

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final fantasy crystal chronicles

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She was, but I found her obnoxious and she was well aware of how my brother felt about her but she wouldn't tell him she wasn't interested which further put me off.

People dont have his old shit saved?

>not using panda
Oh how I weep for you, I deeply sympathize

Legend of Mana, Gauntlet Dark Legacy, Ghost Squad, and the Metal Slug series.

>willingly letting your computer become part of a botnet
Cringe

The Warriors
Halo 2
Perfect Dark
Rogue Squadron 3

Good one

I can remember 3 few times where a girl liked me back in middle/high school.

The first two times I was too fucking stupid to realize, and thought they were making fun of me. The third time, I was convinced that it wouldn't work out because I was convinced that I was a loser and she was delusional for liking me. I eventually met up with that third girl years later, and worked up the courage to bring her on an extremely uncomfortable date that still embarrasses me to this day.

I feel like there's still a glimmer of hope for me, but I'm 24, living with my parents, unemployed, and time is slipping away quickly. I haven't talked to a girl my age in months.

cope

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>lunch time
>go into classroom because I wanted to cram in homework before teacher enters
>theres a confession letter on my desk
>letter told me I was really cute and funny and that they were in love
>no name
>tear that shit up as everyone comes back into the classroom

I was flattered but I thought it was either a prank I used to get bullied if you can believe that or if it was real then it was useless because they weren't actually confessing to me because there wasnt even a name. I feel bad about it now because it was probably real but fuck it I wasnt interested in that kinda stuff anyway.

Resident Evil 5
Scott Pilgrim beat 'em up
Payday
Battleblock Theater
Trine
Helldivers
Lara Croft and the Guardian
Monster Hunter

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wtf, exxxplain

How do you know when a girl likes you when she doesn't outright say it? Some girls are just flirty with a bunch of guys, some are just nice to a bunch of guys.

>letter told me I was really cute and funny and that they were in love

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Nigga I'm talking about him not making new shit. I want some more Yupiel but now he's too busy writing more Nu-gatoro. Even Pochi isn't making much besides that garbage shota incest manga.

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Kinda hard so I'm not gonna think about it too much. Halo 3, Payday 2, Portal 2, Dungeon Defenders, and Castle Crashers.

does anybody else got any more images of a nerd and tomboy being cute together

>tfw no friends to co-op with

>Army of Two
I saw no problem in the first one, anyone who says otherwise tongues anus for a living.

>lonelyfag
>wish for a girl to like me
>someone actually shows genuine interest in me
>completely ignore them
why am i like this

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>tfw your mom/dad says a girl was checking you out

were you the class nerd

oh god oh my god i'm so lonely someone end my life

You have more than a glimmer of hope dude, meeting women is all a numbers game. It doesn’t entirely matter what circumstances you’re facing in life at the moment, although that does factor into it quite a bit. The main factor though is the frequency with which you put yourself out there. Continue doing it, as shitty and nerve wracking as it might be, and by pure logistics you’ll find someone you click with. Try dating sites, go to local clubs meetups, Omegle, whatever works

Unironically, I bonded with a new friend over his copy of Smackdown vs. RAW 2009 for the 360.

The co-op gamemode features Bautista and Rey Mysterio (voiced by themselves, obviously) going through a tag-tourney the whole time ending with a 1v1 match where you fight each other
the whole time Rey and Bautista always ham it up as being super good friends and there's literally zero hate between them
for a wrestling game i couldn't help but feel genuine connection with my new friend at the time and it really cemented our friendship
even in the endgame pre-fight rey and bautista tell each other good luck and that they won't hold back
fuck i love wrestling

Monster Hunter. I played the majority of 3U, 4U, Gen, and World with one other person. It was a fucking blast.

>qt asian girl in highschool always playfully teased me and sometimes punched my shoulder but always seemed happy to see me
>only really put two and two together years later
>haven't spoken to her in years

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Lol

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Such a thing has never happened to me

t. 26 year old kissless virgin

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Never happened

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what is this shite?

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>>playfully punched your arm
nigga how did you not know?

oh shit is it time

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a better love story than twilight

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Borderlands 2
Game isn’t great but my friends and I made it fun by declaring our run of the game the “Jew run” in which we would all be forcibly compelled by our own rules to grab every item possible at every opportunity regardless of obstacles.
Led to many funny jokes/moments, also broke the game by gambling all our money away after every mission and accumulating retarded qua titles of eridium from the gambling machines super early on.
Will never forget those long nights of laughing and antisemetism.

even worse when you too much of a coward to act on it

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I was a retarded high schooler who had barely any experience with girls

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>girl likes you
>she's black
>family is racist as fuck
there goes my chance

>girl likes you
>she's black

I feel bad for you

>only one girl has claimed to like me in my entire life
>it was anonymously confessed to me at my job where I talked with no one and wore a full face mask
ITS A HOLLOW VICTORY

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>tfw girl pretends to like you but is just using you to get the feeling her ex gave her

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Is he cute?

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>full face mask
Where the hell do you work?

>this asshole dumping this ugly shitty comic he probably made himself

youtube.com/watch?v=Im0i7JDJ-cI

>full face mask

Wait, what?

so she isn't NTR-chan anymore?

I'm unable to discern what the point of this is supposed to be.

I don't feel like re-reading it. Can you just explain it to me

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Little Big Planet 1 & 2, Killing Floor 1 & 2, Monster Hunter in general; but the one that I hold closest to my heart is Lost Planet 2!

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no, but i want some

worked at a medical warehouse

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this hit too close to home
god im so lonely

they're all taken or have a kid at our age I don't know what to do anymore.

>girl tells me she likes me
>I pretty much say "y-you too"
>she laughs and walks away
>her friends all laugh at me for the next few weeks

FUCK! WE WERE FRIENDLY WITH EACH OTHER BEFORE HAND AS WELL. Literally a month long con.

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This shit sucks.

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What's a good co-op game to play with my gf?

This was stupid good. Castlevania Harmony of Despair had no business being as fun as it was.

I also loved Dragon's Crown and Monster Hunter is always a fun one.

Bruh

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this may be related to the fact that im gay but girls either fall in the
>insufferable cunt: probably a radical feminist or an airhead,the kind of cunt who is gets jealous from anyone incredibly easily, can be manipulative as shit, has this weird tone in her voice that varies from girls to others but all of them have this unholy "soul" behind it, will destroy the reputation in the most political correct and clean way of anyone they detest, 2x if its a girl they dont like. can be good looking, or just an insecure cunt who covers with loads of makeup. worst case scenario, completely the opposite- has a twitter/tumblr haircut with an ugly color, misuses make up horribly, and so on. also thinks being obese is "healthy" and its "going against beauty standards"

the other one is
>actually likeable, you can have a normal convo with her. if you get close enough you can even share secrets with them, ask for help, like you would do with any close person or relative. can be a feminist even, but knows how to approach subjects properly and doesn't melt or seethe, basically can respect other people opinions and will try to calm down others if certain topic gets heated.

likeable, and comfortable to have around. may be good looking, or not, if not, they dont really care too much, just try "to get by" or not over do it.
dont dye your hair constantly. anyone ive met who does this in a regular basis with decoloration ends up with bald spots that haunt them forever. even more if you are going to college/uni, try a haircut,different colors in clothes or something
some girls can vary and oscilate between those 2 types but again they are girls

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stop posting

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Why is everyone talking about girls? I thought this was a co-op game thread?

what is the point of this? is it meant to be hot? is it meant to be funny? what is the intention behind writing this?

>be lonely my entire life
>There's this girl in my freshman music class
>Always talked to me for some reason
>saying some shit about us destined to be together
>she says it's a "signe de dios", meaning sign from god, in crappy Italian because her grandma was Italian
>I just laughed it off
>we graduate doing absolutely fucking nothing because i'm too autistic to take a fucking hint
THIS WAS 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO AND I'M STILL HAVING DREAMS ABOUT IT I'M CONVINCED I'M THE BIGGEST RETARD ON THIS SITE.

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fuck off tranny

Deva ju?

If she's a basic bitch, then Mario/Nintendo games If she's cool you have to ask.

>I had someone to play vidya with but she was a fucking bitch that wanted me to get rid of my dog, and dumped me because I wouldn't

fuck...

i play co op games with you're mom every night

If anime or Yea Forums ever gets banned I think i'm just gonna kill myself at that point. You guys are my only cope. I don't even play video games.

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I can say my least favourite is ARK.

I bet corpses are real good at Halo.

this but with males too
>normalfag males that get dudebro angry and make football analogies and solve problems with violence

>normal, thinking virgin males

EDF

You dodged a bullet. That shit wouldn't have ended at your dog, she sounds like a controlling bitch that would have slowly ruined your life.

>tfw you find out the girl you've been chasing for years had a crush on you when you first met, but since you never picked up on it, she eventually moved on and you completely missed your shot

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>girl starts liking you and talks to you often
>be an autist though so don't know how to handle this new female attention
>get to slowly watch as she loses interest in you because you're an autist until she finally stops talking to you
this happens every time
help

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>tfw girl asks you to be her bf in high school
>"i-im not ready f-for a relationship r-right now..."
>never see her again after that
>girls in school gave me weird looks since then
what happened?

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I guess Tales of Symphonia, Devil May Cry 3, and DMC5 now.

Delete this

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I agree but I still miss her. It's been about a month and I miss watching anime and playing video games with her. I'm sure I'll find another pretty geeky girl but this one really destroyed my self esteem and mind fucked me.

I haven't had friends since the diablo 2/vanilla wow era so I'm gonna go with those.

she warned all the other girls youre a freak

DMC5 doesn’t really have co-op outside of Mission 13

bro, you just gotta be fun bro.

WITH INCELS INTERLINKED

This happened to me as well and I’ll literally never forgive myself for it. She was telling multiple people that I know that she was going to make me fall in love with her, and I missed every fucking sign. After a full year of trying, she gave up, and now she’s married to some Chad and is super happy. WHY AM I SO FUCKIGN STUPD

You made the right choice user. She was a controlling whore and man's best friend > some bitch who dislikes doggos. He don't ask much of you, just a home food and pets/attention. He doesn't judge you for fapping to whatever weird shit you enjoy. And he'll be more eager to help clean up a food mess in the kitchen than any woman ever is.

Mission 7 also has co-op, it's still basically the glimpse of the game I've always wanted to make since I played 3.

well then lets find some

>never hit on
>tfw you thought a girl liking you was some unrealistic scenario, which is why so many movies were made about it and things like that
>tfw you finally reconcile the fact that it's not that uncommon for most people, and you are simply undesirable

took me a while

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I had this exact situation happen a few times. How do I keep their interest if my only hobbies are vidya and chinese cartoons?

It's the worst pain when you realize a girl was into you but you acted cold every time she tried to talk to you that she got bored of you.
God, I had so many chances but waited like two years to talk to her and she was moving away in a month.
She gave me a hug the last time I saw her and I didn't really have anything to say.

I was so ready to turn my life around and lost like 30 pounds working out but I'm back where I was again.

Yeah, it fucking sucks. I mean, I have a fiancé now, and she's married with a kid, but I tried to get this girl for 7 years. I don't think I'll ever fully get her out of my head no matter how happy I am in life. It's just one of those things where I'll never stopped wondering "what if?"

Does anybody ever wonder what life could've been like if you made different choices? If I went left instead of right. If I never went to Newgrounds when I was younger, if I never found this fucking place. I could've been a Chad. Or maybe i'd be exactly in thesame place, a 25 year old virgin.

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Try to take an interest in her hobbies, or find something that you both enjoy and can bond over.

>I will never be desired

I don’t let women rule my life or anything but man it still fucking stings. Maybe this is why I like Persona games so much, because they let me self-insert as a gigachad and get a glimpse of what it’s like to be wanted

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I'll do you one better
>like childhood best friend
>know everything about eachother
>one day after hanging out after school
>notice she's been glancing at me a lot all day
>ask her whats up
>"oh nothing user"
>end of day she gives me a big long hug and tells me
"thanks user for always being so good to me, you mean alot to me
>heart starts racing
>somehow not sweating my ass off at this LOVELY affection
>gives me another hug and looks me in the eyes
"I love you like a brother user"
>find out about a week later she's been dating my best male friend for almost a month and I've somehow never knew
>they tell me 4 days later
>kinda in this state of not jealosy/anger (betrayal?) since I figured she deserved better than someone worthless like me at the time but was pissed off at feeling like a fool
>things change
>everytime the three of us are together those two are hugging and kissing
>just start avoiding contact with them
>block their numbers and take different ways to my classes and home

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I know for a fact my life would've been improved if I hadn't become an internet addict at 16/17. Literally everything just snowballed from there and now I'm a wizard NEET.

Every girl that has ever liked me has been verifiably brain damaged in one way or another. The only two exceptions were either desperate single mother fatties or break ups looking for a rebound.

I can't decide if this says more about women of the world... or me...

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Yes. Every day.

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If you ended up here it’s cause of your genetics not your choices. You were fucked from day zero buddy

>younger siblings lose their virginity before you
This is what gets me above all else. Younger, mini-me is getting some and I'm not

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Friendly reminder that you're just a character in a simulation and none of this actually matters.

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I don't have much to work with since I'm autistic, ugly and bald. I felt very rejected my whole life, like I can't make friends. It's possible that I could have learned to socialize better and gotten some sort of social circle, but having relationships seems really fucking difficult. Women get bored of talking to me pretty fast, why would they go for me when there are lots of more fun guys around who are better in almost every way.

I probably am not the best person to give advice, but you should probably try to become a little more well rounded. You can keep your hobbies, but maybe pick up another small hobby or two that are easy to talk about, are rewarding, or will help you socialize and meet other people.

Personally, even though I mainly like vidya and chinese cartoons, I started to lift weights, and because of that I've learned more about cooking and nutrition. I also look a lot better and feel healthier. I've also tried to get into music and movies.

I don't think you need to get super invested into anything new if you don't want to, but being able to talk about a few normie things will make it a lot easier to get yourself out there.

Literally daily

>You're orphaned by the teenage love you never had

thanks, I'm crying now

>all these sad dudes itt.
there's a lonely girl out there just like you waiting for you, you just gotta find them

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Just say "No thanks." to her, you massive autist.
You're allowed to say No if someone offers you a low quality product.

This is why I could no never really plunge into Persona games. That shit came off as stuff for people that are alone and need a distraction from it.

fuck, man. fuck.

>spoiler
ahh fuck that hurt

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Yeah, but to be fair, that audience has a large overlap with those who play videogames in the first place.

The problem is most of these fellas are 3's and 4's and would settle for anything less than a 7. The lonely girls are also 3's and 4's.