Memes aside, what the fuck we're they thinking with the beard

>every man needs a beard

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I mean he was clean shaven in the other games, so yes?

Spartans shaved you mongoloid.

What was the point of this big ass beard for Zues? Fucking basedboys ruining games

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Not to mention women love a beard. Feels great when you're eating them out

Having a beard in a tropical climate its a pain tho.

I dont see how the merchant applies here.

*basedboys

Relatability

>clean shaven

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>he engages in random fights with other bearded males

Are you a fucking gorilla?

>every man needs a beard
The only societies that made large beards commonplace were nigger-tier ones, like Arabs and Nords. Everywhere else either kept facial hair very short or was clean shaven.

>A beard is like a lion's mane.
No that would be the hair on your scalp. A man with great hair is attractive to everybody, a man with a huge beard is probably going to be directed to the nearest mosque or trading card shop.

>You just don't look right without one. It's an obvious and immediate signal that you are an adult male, and we run shit around here.
I can't even begin to imagine how much circulation that fedora is cutting off. You packed so much stupid shit into one post I'm just going to stop replying to it.

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To communicate passage of time+distant land, long travels+beards are very norse god

And he’s not a Spartan anymore. He’s a depressed old man that’s remorseful for destroying everything he’s ever know.

Who the fuck cares about how another man carries himself?

You sound like a bunch of prissy little bitches gossiping about another girls dress. Fuck even most women don't do this shit.

Because he’s raising his wife’s son like a cuck.

>t. Beardless zoomer

>what the fuck we're they thinking with the beard
That he's in the fucking woods and lives with his son and never has contact with anyone else. It's an obvious way of getting that across through character design. I know you're all a bunch of dumb teenagers but come on.

It's probably because he was living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere and couldn't be arsed to shave

t. badly-groomed neckbeard

>muh cuck memes
nice cover for being a prissy faggot

He's obviously Chad as fuck.

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But he shaves his head?

>dad bod

This is cope for "old and out of shape"

I unironically would like to look that good.

Nigga has male pattern baldness leave him the fuck alone.

You'll know how glorious a beard is when you can grow one.

Even better when I hear 20-somethings use it

It's actually the fat muscle combo that cause women to think of you as more of a "daddy" role.

Strong, safe, and comfy looking. Bitches dig it

No, he’s just bald.

Beardlets seething ITT

>Muh body
You're the one coping /fit/cel.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

My beard sort of sucks. I have light hair and it takes a long time to fill in, and it also gets pretty itchy.

I prefer a clean-shaven, sculpted look, both for hygiene and aesthetics. Thankfully I have a pretty defined jaw line, I just need to continue getting /fit/.

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This. God of war fans that started from the beginning can totally see themselves in Dad Kratos

>but really every man needs a beard. A beard is like a lion's mane. You just don't look right without one.
Sounds like someone is trying to cope for the lack of a jaw. All you beardfags do.

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Kratos' new beard is godly. Cope.

It's cold outside

Because basedboy producers think it look good

You idiots have really allowed memes to ruin the concept of a beard for you. I hope one day you look back on this point in our lives and laugh at your own foolishness and insecurity.

>Y-YOU DON'T NEED A BEARD IF YOU HAVE A 8+/10 MODEL'S JAWLINE
No shit.
The average guy still looks better with a beard.

that also isn't true. you retards are forcing this meme so hard that you turn a beard into a crutch. The average guy can pull off facial hair that is less than a beard or even clean shaven just as well as someone with a chiseled jaw.
Now run back to the bathroom and pour that beard oil all over your face, you don't want to miss out on those precious gains before your subscription runs out.

Only Yea Forums would be enough insecure losers to hate beards, dad bods and the concept of masculinity in general.

>What is beardmaxxing
The average guy with a neat beard >>>>>> the average guy clean shaven. It's literally the make up equivalent for men.
Cope beardlet.

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>It's literally the make up equivalent for men.
so it's a crutch, like I said

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