Give me a game where machines are the enemy

Real life. Just look at phones and radiation and 5G

oh shit i was just memeing

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it can all be yours user for one easy price.

used it half price
google.com/amp/s/m.alibaba.com/amp/showroom/sw--3701-sperm-collector.html

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>phones and radiation and 5G
only one of these can be considered a machine user
radiation from phones would only affect you if you had your phone stuck to your ear 24/7 while on a call, standing infront of a microwave gives you much more radiation in comparison
i dont even know what the fuck you mean by 5G

>premature ejacilation instrument
what did they mean by this?

Are these for combating Japan's declining birthrates?

>TRUSTING CHINESE TECHNOLOGY
that shit will explode and is made for tiny dicks

Cheaper than a wife.

$6000 is still less expensive than dating a roastie

Binary Domain comes to mind first. What a game, amazing and underrated af.

Pretty sure they're chinese

>China
This will rip your dick off.

Soma is what they would take when
Hard times opened their eyes
Saw pain in a new way

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>be 6'7"
>expecting a tiny machine to please my extreme height

manlets should be happy ;)

>to tall to enjoy perfect machine pussy
>stuck with dirty used up roastie pussy

sucks to be you bruh

I thought they were the protagonist?

High stakes for a few names...

where can i buy one of those lol
im a doctor lol trust me i need one for medical reasons

sex isn't even that great, there's no point if you can't feel the warmth of someone's hands or hear your partner make cute noises when you touch them. That's the best part

Alibaba sell them

vr

I... I want to make that machine pregnant!!!

this thing legitimately terrifies me

youtu.be/WueXRQQGGR8

Boring game.

how are you going to feel the warmth of someone's hand who isn't even there

i've never felt the warmth of someones hand anyways

But what does it use the collected semen for?

it means it sucks you dry in 15 seconds flat

>clinical sperm extractor
why is there even a need for such a device

cant wait to have one of these bad boys in my trunk

Protein shakes.

With this, China will inadvertently repeat the Opium Wars
But instead of everyone smoking Japan will make these for cheaper and launch the first of a kind hedonistic hybrid warfare by carpetbombing major population centers with all sorts of doujins and parachuting these bad boys in
They're gonna go right back to Harbin, reopen Unit 731 but this time they're gonna subject people to cascades of weirder and more depraved fetishes until they finally check out of society and become inattentive masturbating husks
Nanking will rape itself this time
The East will be torn asunder by the hentai industrial complex
Drainage systems will never be the same

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>come home from work
>take off my shoes
>dump a load into my semen collection machine
>prep dinner
maaaaan the future is gonna be wild

>Be woman
>Replaced by a $6000 machine

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Why are Indians thirsty as fuck?

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>hey bro what this? Some new kind of soccer ball?

Why would you since up to be a sperm donor if you didn't want to jack off? I was a donor for 3 years and it's actually not that embarrassing

>Nanking will rape itself this time

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>They'll enslave us with sexbots.

Man I got to freely admit if I could get a walking talking sexbot of Atago then I'll volunteer to help President Xi beat up Uighurs.

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youtu.be/UWOXeDulvsI

>ChinkShit Biomedical Devices Inc.
>Lead Mechanical Engineer
>May 2014 - Present
>Spearheaded design of a state of the art masturbational tool for chinks
>Lead data collection for penis sizes of over 3200 Chinese men
>Coordinated efforts of local and international hospitals to incorporate ChinkJerker5000 into medical infrastructure

Mass Effect 1, which is how it should have stayed

It's for armless people that can't jack off themselves

The obvious question here is, how much dosh did you make in total?

indians in general are very simple, straight forward people. They don't get nuance. I work at a software company and having them code anything is a gamble if you can't perfectly map a spec sheet. they ignore anything that's assumed or should be common sense and will literally code -exactly- what you tell them to even if it doesn't make sense and results in a nonfunctioning program. You can't leave anything for granted

I assume this carries over to their social skills and media consumption

I want to see what the intern on this project put in his resume.

>Hentai industrial complex

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if they provide a system to upload my brain to a server full of 2D lolis, I will genocide my own race and aid China's every effort to subvert society as a whole, and sell out everything I know and love. tired of this gay shit anyway, just toss my consciousness on some server, use my brain's processing power to farm bitcoins, and take over the world, see if I give a fuck if humanity dies off, as long as I can be surrounded by cute 2D grills, fuck it.

I just want my genetically engineered cat girls

Truly their devil may care attitude is what will have them win the culture war and support their super power goals. It sounds likes that enjoy life with a simple view just like an ork enjoys a WAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH.

I do utility mapping and while they are nice people you are spot on with the description of their work

It's been a while, but the money was alright when I was in college. Couple hundred bucks every 2 weeks plus a larger check every 3 months (I think) when your samples cleared quarantine. Not enough to live off of but still decent money for very little "work".

Uhh...these new Portal turrets are oddly compelling

>Nanking will rape itself this time

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holy fuck that make sense. I always thought that abos work more Orky and Indians followed nurglings but that makes sense.

>Premature ejaculation instrument

Finally, I've been wanting to fuck her egg hole since I was 6. Sperm bank, here I come!

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where can I get one?

>this time

>her

fucking disgusting

why the fuck would you put your knob into something that other hundred people have put their knob into?

Ask your dad

I know you are lazy and the concept of cleaning is foreign to you but its possible to do that with these things

>the fuck would you put your knob into something that other hundred people have put their knob into?
Like the modern woman?

Was only a guy in the US manual of Mario Bros 2 to avoid controversy of a game appearing (in the 80s mindset) to encourage domestic violence. See also, Poison, a character who is only a guy, again, in the US Final Fight edits.

Face it, calling Birdo or Poison a girl is akin to endorsing censorship.

skincare

Perhaps but im a contrarian retard

>>

>turn this thing off, I'm dryyyyy

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why did they have to make it pink?

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1)Apparatus Introduction
It merges modern digital technology, automatic control technology and simulation technologies, with semen collection and premature ejaculation desensitization training function.
2) Apparatus Features
(1)The device can simulate the environment of women’s vagina which makes the patient feel comfortable in the process of collecting semen.
(2)Provide a full range of visual, auditory and olfaction stimulation
(3)Exclusive semen-collection sheath caneliminate contamination of semen
(4)All-round isolation measures to prevent cross-infection
(5)All-round air bags make semen-collection true experience.
(6)Good human-machine interface and easy to operate
(7)Support SD CARD,USD external expansion

3) Therapeutic Functions
1. Ejaculation therapy
It can simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe. So it is the best clinical collection equipment of semen.
2. Premature ejaculation desensitization training
The strong currents impact and rub the glans penis repeatedly in order to reduce the excitability of nerve endings so as to passivate the nerve of glans penis, sulcus coronarius, and the surface of the penis, and regulate the sex nerve center in order to minimize nerve sensitivity, improve ejaculatory threshold to treat premature ejaculation.
3.Sex-psychological evaluation:
Sexual psychologicalevaluation, with the international general psychological questionnaire to understand the real performance of sexuality activity,so as to provide reference for effective treatment.
4) Technical Parameters
1,Massage frequency:0—1.5Hz
2,Motion frequency: 0—2.5Hz
3,Motion journey:30-50mm
4,The adjustable range of sperm-collecting barrel walls:10-30mm
5,Cavity with constant temperatures

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youtube.com/watch?v=Yl1mH0DROQM

>3) Therapeutic Functions
>1. Ejaculation therapy

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Show me that in Japanese and I'll believe it

NeaR: Ow Tomatoes

dream come true

bruh

System shock in a way

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You're gonna dick your dick off

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>Drainage systems will never be the same

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>lanklet cope
hahahaha faggot

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Is this better than real woman?

I JUST HAVE A REALLY MESSY APARTMENT

like any of us would know

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There were once prostitutes seething at a sex doll brothel service stealing all their customers, vowed to shut the place down but couldn't due to it's private location.

damn

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>olfaction stimulation

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>all the good things a woman can offer
>none of the bitching
if this isnt better in every way, i don't know what to tell you

>not having a male nurse helping armless people

This is why I only accept virgins.

>MP5 player
how can woman even compete?

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W-EA-ABOO
u r a weaboo

>sticking your cock into something made in China

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>shoving your dick in something that had somebody else's dick in it

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you can buy a portable one that you can use in the car or on the go when you are heading to mcdonalds

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Paint it a bowling ball and none will be the wiser as you cruise down Interstate 99 while getting your dick sucked by a robot.

Who the fuck designed this thing? How did this cartoon alien looking thing make it past the prototyping stage?

Who am I kidding, it's china, this is the prototype, and it's going to tear someone's dick off.

They actually wanted your sperm user? What the fuck for? I'm assuming you're not a chad that could be influencing me.

Does it come in a bigger size? That looks way too small for my dick to fit in.

Why are the holes so big?

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china girls pay big money for big boi cummies

No premature ejacilation instrument no buy

Bro, i have some bad news for you.

They look average/small-ish to me.

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