Dude get on voice

They're not there because they killed themselves

>turn on mic
>"What are you, gay?"

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tfw can only get on voice when I'm drunk enough, like there's nothing even wrong with my voice I just get way too anxious

The correct term is Christmas Cake

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>tfw heavily british accent.
I dont want to figuratively dance for your amusement.

oh boy it's another i'm a fag link your discord thread.

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>never had this problem because ever since I was 15 I sound like a 40 year old man
Having a deep voice is nice.

>turn on mic
>"hey"
>"nice voice changer faggot"

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R8 my voice guys!
vocaroo.com/i/s1IpphvrtzqF

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yes

>sharing discord links
what's the point if THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK? if i want to erp i do it on voice cuz i want to hear the sissy faggot moaning while i "fuck" him.

Autism. Sometimes, anyway.

dude lmao say what
now say water
dude lmao

I have a deep voice that's super smooth and literally most of the time I speak on mic in games someone comments how sexy I sound. I mean, it's flattering, but I'm not into dudes.

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Still don't know who the blonde girl was

she still neet tho, thats the important part

I have a beyond trash spoken english, given I'm a spic, but it felt nice when I finally voice chat.
I do feel sorry for my mates who have to do mental gymnastics to basically finish my sentences and understand my broken english

>voice erp
Man that is way too awkward for me to get into.
I don't think I'll ever do it, and I love me some erp.

>everyone tells me I have a deep voice
>to me i still sound like the same high pitched kid voice i had when i was like 8

Does this even happen anymore? What games have community that use public voice chat for anything but shitposting anymore. I'm not saying I'm glad it's gone btw. Just noting how party chats took over.

horror

This, you can't pretend it's a girl on voice.

Same reason I can't get into erotic sound clips, like oolay tiger. I appreciate effort, but I just sorta cringe when I hear it. Much rather just read the script, honestly

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Have you listened to your recorded voice? I like how it sounds in my head and I've been told it's a nice voice but it always sounds like absolute shit when it's recorded and I'm always like "I sound like THAT? I'm never speaking again".

>feel panic
>come up with an excuse
>never initiate conversation with that person again
Why am I like this

I consume english erotic audio on the daily but whenever I hear dirty talk in my own language I always cringe into oblivion and it kills my boner

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My voice is very monotone I get made fun of no matter what game I play.

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>"hello?"
>"how come nobody uses a mic?"
>"the 360 comes with a mic"

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I know the feeling.

>be funny and quippy during online match
>person adds me
>we hit it off for like 20 mins, having a good time
>alright man see you whenever I play again
>block and delete, change username and profile pic
>repeat
I am the Auts Lord

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It largely depends on the device you used to record it though, and your voice. If you use the right mic for your voice it won't sound nearly as shitty.

It's to satisfy their e-peen. The idea of filling up your friends lists with hundreds of people satisfies their ego and I remember this being a thing back during MySpace as well.

>"They got me starin' at the world through my rearview. Go on, baby, scream to God, he can't hear you. I can feel your heart beatin' fast 'cause it's time to die."
>it's too late to run
>he's coming closer
>he's he-

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tfw no friends to ask me anymore

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maybe is your mic. I had the same problem, then i bought a good mic and my voice sounds really good now.

>have 2 mics
>one is an old xbox headset you got for free
>use it to talk shit while it sounds like im in a microwave
>use good mic to say ggez to everyone afterwards
No better feeling.

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>tfw mega bad ADHD and can't sit still for 40 minutes to do voice training every day

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Not being a wojakfags could fix that.

That is why I only play with my sister and only when she's next to me

I remember this. I had a period where I would add as many people as I could on MSN and it felt real good, and later transitioned to Facebook when it started getting big in like 2009, added as many people as I could, went well into the thousands of "friends". Those were some dark days.

>everyone who cant speak like a functioning human posts with anime pictures
hmmmm.......

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I'm insecure because I've spent years literally almost never talking out loud to due social isolation from being a NEET.
My voice suffered as a result and now it's like I've completely forgotten how to talk with it. I slur my words, stutter, and my pitch is all over the place.
I'm not being overly self conscious either. I've literally tried talking on the mic before in games and have had guys on my team tell me to shut the fuck up because they hate my voice.

It's awful. Nobody should have to bear listening to it.

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Is this bizzaro Yea Forums where we're all lonely/horny grills?

I found you
I finally found someone as damaged as me

didn't this game advertise that any sound you make might alert soldiers? I remember being on xbox live with a friend and we thought we had to keep our voices down. shit didn't work but at least it was the funniest first 5 minutes ever.

here comes the gay erp replies

People who don't talk don't deserve to play games. You're obligated to your team, play the part or get out.

What's the appeal? Usually people never speak to me again and I keep my profile pic and username.

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faggot

gay erp reply

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>laser hair removal on face
>tiddies have growing pains
>balls hurt from cypro
>larynx hurts from voice training
now I have 4 owies

>everyone uses voice based chat now
>I like to listen to music all the time so I only go on voice for games
>sorta got phased out in my little friend groups because I don't like using voice for casual chatting

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>6 people in discord group chat
>has a no mic section but still able to participate in Voice chat
>music playing in the background
>hardly anyone talking
>under 20 somethings chit chat
>hey user start talking or get kicked
>leaves the server anyway
/vg/ discords..

>NEET for years
>forgot how to talk because I would go months without saying anything
>watch a lot of Limmy's Show and a ton of Scottish youtubers at the time because I wanted to go over there
>now talk with a permanent Scottish accent even though I'm 100% American
>It's to the point where even actual Scottish people can't tell I'm American until I tell them
I literally can't tell people in real life that I'm not actually from the UK and I'm just from North Carolina
>Cannot unlearn this no matter how hard I fucking try

Fuck this website for making me think it was okay to be a NEET, I have to larp as a Scotsman every fucking day to not get harassed now

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then start talking more, you're not going to fix that if you don't talk. Trust me, people don't give a shit aboit you online, so if you fuck up nobody cares, so is not the end of the world if someone gets annoyed by your voice

see told you faggots

Yep. Voice chat was proximity based so me and my buddy would alternate between screaming down our mics to get the mercs away from the objective.

I don't care if people hear my manly voice.

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>join the voice chat
files.catbox.moe/pekafx.webm

vocaroo.com/i/s0dNNk7a7snJ

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>have a good match with some random
>after partying up with us and playing for a while he asks for our discord
>tell him no

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>super shy with extreme social anxiety
>get on voice often after drinking or hyping myself up
>find out years later they were making fun of me and thought I was a pathetic mumbler

I thought these people were my friends for 5 years. A real blow. I'm more cynical now of online friends.

and you think of yourself as a little anime schoolgirl blushing and getting wet?

faggot tranny

>tell someone to get on mic
>instantly mute him

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what are you supposed to talk about anyway.
>hows things...
>so about the game?
>hah nice..
>*crickets*

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>people with shitty mics
i despise these people

Wanna cuddle and fuck?

>join it again another day
>he is telling off a roastie skank for attention seeking in voice chat
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whats an r9k discord like

I don't get it
Anything really if you're comfortable/good friends with someone. It's easy to talk about things when you're playing video games together. I hate small talk though.

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>be neet for years, deprive myself from relationships and develop a nice, healthy anxiety plus depression combo
>start to relate to depressing Yea Forums threads more and more
>suddenly get a job that forces human interaction
>force self to go to first day, felt like pushing a 10 ton boulder
>find out I'm actually outgoing and basically go on "autopilot" comfortably hitting it off with coworkers
>go back home, revert to my disgusting hateful self
It's a fucking mindblowing thing, man. Am I actually a sociopath?

Me and my old voice chat buds (who were mostly people I knew IRL) would either talk about games we played in the past, make references to sponge bob and south park or focus on the game we were playing together.

I feel that

based

You poor bastard.