Lets be real, what are his actual chances? Ironic stevefags not welcome

None

Unironic Stevefag here, I'd give him a solid 40%

I know it sounds low but given the fact that there's only 4 character slots left 40% is pretty high

Tl;dr

>implying I’m a poorfag that only owns 1 (one) console
>uses as examples a FTP battle Royale and EA’s latest turdgame
I hope you’re being ironic

then kill yourself

0% chance of being a character but a high chance of being a Mii Sword fighter costume.

kill yourself console waring faggot

seeth harder

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I really really hope he has some sort of skillful resource management to his moveset like Olimar has. I'm getting tired of olimar but he's the only character like it.

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Pretty good
I'm not worried about his chances, I don't listen to the rambling of autists who get triggered by a cube man.

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wojak shit

no chance as a character at this point, but hes almost certainly a spirit and/or a mii costume.

"everyone is here" just wouldn't be true without the most famous game of the modern age represented

>each Challenger comes with a stage and set of music tracks
>Sakurai emphasized music made for battle in Ultimate
>Minecraft music could induce a coma
I don't take his chances seriously in the least.

They made Animal Crossing music work

They did indeed remix some AC tunes to fit in with Smash Bros. What I'm wondering is: have they ever gotten people to make all new music tracks for Smash dlc? (Even if they haven't, I'm not saying they couldn't) But Im wondering if budget for the fighters pass allows room to still comission composers for more music.

Animal Crossing music is the most boring shit but it's still in Smash. I doubt a couple of music tracks are gonna change Sakurai's opinion about the biggest video game of this decade.

Looks like someone struck a nerve

Pikmin too, and shit like Nintendogs and Wii Fit.

THEN AGAIN, Animal Crossing’s music is a little more open, while most of Minecraft’s songs are ambience-esque

As much as I'd like a Microsoft character to get in, I feel like the chances are low for any of them, and even if they do get in, Steve is one of 3 ideal picks, making his chances even lower.

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Pikmin

BASED AS FUCK

Low.
Microsoft isn't getting a rep at all.

Hannenbow stage is just crickets chirping and shit

More than you wish
Less than we hope.

So really, 45/50 outta 100 percent.

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If a Microsoft character gets in it's going to be Steve, that being said a MS character isn't as likely as people think

It depends of how based Sakurai is, since nintendo give him a list to choose, i bet Steve was in at the very least

>that being said a MS character isn't as likely as people think
Why?

unironically he'd be neat with a lot of move set potential, but i honestly only see him getting in as a mii costume at this point. very low chances.

>thinking steve's not gonna be in
ishygddt

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Reminder that Steve is unironically wanted by Reddit.

You right

Wrong
Reddit wants Banjo
Based Steve is wanted by Yea Forums

>character born on Yea Forums
>wanted by reddit
A vote for Steve in Smash is the new 2016 election

what's this then

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Zero percent chance, and I want him in. The reason is that Sakurai specifically said he wouldn't add characters without personalities, so Steve is immediately disqualified.

Tbh i don't mind Steve, and him getting in over Banjo would make Yea Forums fucking explote, that shit would be funny and with a non stop ugly Steve tenderá BTFO Banjo

He said the same thing about Villager in Brawl

Reminder that Yea Forums and Reddit aren't so different when it comes to Smash characters

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They're not completely out there. If Minecraft has cross-platform support for play between the Switch and the Xbone, then it's quite possible to have Steve.
I can see a good moveset being available for him, too - based around blocks primarily, of course. That said, I also want Banjo & Kazooie, so eh.

>Reddit/twitter/Yea Forums want banjo
>discord/ r/Yea Forums want Steve

All the special moves aside from the Ender Pearl are retarded, there are so many different things that could be done that would actually make for decent moves.

Sakurai contradicts himself everytime he speaks

>steve showing emotion
this would unironically be worse than steveposting steve being in

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Reddit also wanted to K. Rool and Ridley. Non-argument.

>Implying he doesn't already have one

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True, but I still don't see much possibility. Maybe he could be in as part of the 5 dlc since Sakurai isn't making the choices.

I laughed

The big difference between Reddit and Yea Forums wanting Steve is that Reddit wants him unironically and Yea Forums (mostly Stevefags) only want him to piss off Banjofags.

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People are acting like an MS character is a lock for something that would be a big first, that being a western character from company in the console business

as funny as watching this place go apeshit would be i'd rather have a character thats actually a character and not a placeholder developer art thats also a avatar you can just wipe the entire textures off of
on top of that microshit has a assload of characters that are much better suited to it, even beyond the meme bear theres the rest of rare's shit like the fucking battletoads, and not to mention microsoft's actual in-house shit like the chief himself
he's not the worse overall pick (i'd rather steve than a single other nu-fe shitter) but he's certainly the worse option for a microsoft pick, hell he's the worse candidate for a minecraft rep- i'd rather have the creeper, whose arguably more of a actual mascot for the game than steve is

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Sbeve

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I didn't come here to read the fucking bible

Hey, that's sbeve :D

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Context?

>reddit wanting the fill-in owl

gee, shockers

>only
lmao it's just a nice little perk, especially since banjo babies act so smug and superior about their chances.

I want Steve in cause he legit has great moveset potential.

he has a good shot

though personally, i'd want a creeper to be this piranha plant-styled fighter

conker and the battletoads are 200% better picks than banjo

>I didn't come here to read the fucking bible
Do zoomers think 2 paragraphs is "alot of text"?

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I'd say he's got a 75% chance

>90% chance

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Guys, Virgin Ben said I was in.... He stopped responding to me, he's not lying, right? I'm in, aren't I?

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I think he'll have an XP bar that fills up as he fights, and when it's full, you can directional input and choose to 'enchant' a tool move and it makes it stronger the rest of that stock

Never thought of that, that's a pretty cool idea

Listen to this official Minecraft song
>youtube.com/watch?v=Gmnu7eDcrwE&t

And here is a remix of a classic one
>youtu.be/3pbvmR8n27w?t=43

It would be fine.

>Virgin Ben
Speaking of which, what ever happen to him? Did he went to hiding? Are people still defending him?

Notch must be so fucking loaded god damn son

People aren't really using music as an excuse are they? They've already done remixes of relaxing music from Pikmin and AC to be more fitting, they even made a goddamn remix for hanenbow

Just a day ago, he still said Erdrick is a lock

Based zoomers

He doesn't get any more money, all he got was any sales before Microsoft bought it, plus the 2 bil they gave him

I don't really see much to hate about Steve being in Smash other than potentially having a really ugly character model. I don't understand the autism behind him getting in though. Did Steve fuck your wife and kill your dog or something?

>2 bil
holy fucking shit

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Yea, he got ripped off, it's worth much more than that lol

If I wanted to read some shitty blog, I'd go to reddit.

Just the concept of having 2 bil at all. How the fuck do you spend that.

It's normal on a book but not on a fucking comic
Might aswell just write all text on a white background and it wouldn't change a thing

Hoh boy

The direct is near, so maybe his source will be right

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I think he will be. Everyone was saying SE's 2nd rep was first reveal, but we know Joker was pushed ahead despite having nothing. So i'm pretty sure Erdrick was already being worked on. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets revealed and announced to release same day as Joker

did he just drop new information and just ignore the fact he was dead fucking wrong on every single front possible
for fucks sake even if he wants to say candence of hyrule was the game his source leaked, he'd STILL be wrong because he said it had zero connection to link to the past, but candence has the SAME FUCKING ARTSYLE
either his source is borderline retarded and never saw a single videogame before or he's chock full of shit

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No
>gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/77619684?jumpto=67#67

Yeah, I'm thinkin he's in.

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It would have been better than the Pokemon we actually got.

I wanted him, Banjo (most of all) and Chief all in one, so nobody gets shat on.

Shame we're probably only getting one if even any.