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It was a simpler time, Yea Forums...
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It was a simpler time, Yea Forums...
>estimate 1:15
By simple do you mean all of the runners were shit?
>if it's over 60 minutes they're shit meme
>it's a "old gdqs were so much better, every time someone has fun now it's FORCED and CRINGE" episode
>American reading comprehension
The runner being shit at the game has nothing to do with whether or not runs over 60 minutes are bad in other contexts.
>yuropoor reading comprehension
why even mention estimate then retard? check MATE
Where are all of those people now?
They're likely trannies
Probably dead since most became trannies.
even the black kid?
kinda rare tbqh
He died in prison.
>black trannies
>rare
Nah
That's Trihex. He's a fairly popular Twitch streamer now and still speedruns
you mean trihex? no
is anyone even allowed to have fun anymore in GDQs
Imagine the smell in that room
I still can't fucking believe it to this day.
guy on the right had really nice hair so why does it look like shit as a tranny? wig?
imagine
>go from mediocre looking guy to non-passing tranny """"female""""
What is the logic behind this decision?
Why does HE even browse Yea Forums? It's the most idiotic thing you can do.
Probably starting to bald and caustic hair dye fucking his shit up
>the grass is greener on the other side
>the grass is greener on the other side
>the grass is greener on the other side
>shit
The next five years are going to be great. The majority of trans people who commit suicide are in their 30's, and a lot of the speedrunner trannies will be turning 30 within the next 5 years. Hell, Cosmo turns 30 in 3 months and he's already quit streaming and moved back in with his parents.
Only a matter of time.
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
YIKES
remember when you guys used to participate in a general for this guy?
dios mio, that was the cringe...
the cursed couch
Is right (I forgot his name) actually true? I know Cosmo and Miles are faggots.
the one on the right looks less like a girl now than before
Totally not mentally ill
Because they're not the same person.
would have sex with the guy second from the left, viewer's left, tbqh
The guy on the right is a completely different person from the shemale located above him. I think whoever made the image either did it for comedic effect, or they legitimately thought they were the same dude.
>that banner
perfect
Based Caveman having none of that faggot shit
Skip to 1:00 in the video, Narcissa explains exactly why he comes to Yea Forums.
youtu.be
They are the same dude, just years later where the other two were recent at that time. It's so sad.
Do you have the other webm?
>the banner
Which?
>based
>hashtag
This is some zoomercore shit
jesus christ. this has to have been some kind of mk ultra psy op. poor fucks
kek
Wasn't the guy on the right a /srg/ poster or something. I don't think that's the same guy.
They're at least trying, AGDQ 2019 was decent considering Proto wasn't on staff.
>Narcissa
>he
Yet he still went to speedrun conventions. Thats one of the faggiest things you can possibly do.
The one were he scrolls the thread and has a breakdown
Greed.
>the majority of trans people who commit suicide are in their 30's
That makes perfect sense to me. At least when they're in their teens and 20's they still look youthful, but many of them have poor genetics to begin with so as soon as they hit their 30's their age really starts to show. They go from some weird kid in drag to legit, grown ass men in drag and society is so much harder to exist in as the latter.
watching speedruns with Yea Forums is still fun
No, but the video is
Here
Feel free to make a webm out of it
Do you think Cosmo would have remained Cosmo if he won the Nintendo World Championships? Or was he doomed from the start?
>now half of those people would be trannies
What went wrong bros?
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
The statistics behind this image must be mind boggling.
Maybe, but after his victory John Fucking Numbers took Cosmo back stage and fucked him into submission. Cosmo also drank a shit ton of onions products and was painting his nails before this event.
Bullying became taboo
that's not true at all
I wonder which speedrunner became trans first? Clearly the others autists saw how happy xhe was and decided that they wanted to be happy too
Shut up it's true!
Speedrunning turns you into a tranny, it was a mistake from the start.
They're just speedrunning life any% bro, seems like a pretty obvious route to take.
This shit is sad to see.
how do you describe rehearsed jokes like pot of greed and douchenozzle if not forced and cringey
>That banner
When stars align...
That was hard to watch, I don't agree with their lifestyle.
But it's shitty to see a bunch of people make fun of a person they know are mentally ill.
Not funny desu.
Realistically, how is someone like Cosmo supposed to get a job at this point? He's on Wikipedia for christ's sake. He also legally changed his name to Narcissa, hasn't worked a day in his life and got a degree in digital marketing--something that he failed tremendously at when it came to his own career.
Honestly, how could they even look at a mirror. They are utterly hideous. I mean christ have mercy on their souls. Are they that blind that they cannot see themselves as abominations? It's like, damn, declare yourself as whatever but please for fuck sake's just look like a proper human being. Are these people truly "happy" with that they've done to themselves?
Fuck off tranny
Getting an online job is possible.
I will never pity a single creature on this planet more than Cosmo, a man who once carved out a successful niche as a streamer, had fans, popularity, a girlfriend. He's a narcissistic husk, now that his streaming days are over he's resorted to threatening suicide repeatedly for attention.
Not a tranny, and think that they're disgusting.
Obviously mutilation isn't the answer.
But just think about it rationally, you wouldn't abuse a person with down syndrome.
You shouldn't abuse someone that is very clearly VERY mentally ill.
It's just shitty, even if you think they're insane.
Just have an ounce for respect, Not for the penis chop thing, but because they're human.
I guess. He does know SOME coding, so if he buckled down and really learned how to code he could probably become an admin on some website.
The truth is. You can have whites, blacks, asians, Latinos, gays, straights, basically anybody all in one place and having fun.
But once the LGBT smells opportunities to garner attention, it will always go to shit.
I was expecting the thread to talk about speedrun in OP's video; I've never bothered watching one and Diddy Kong Racing is one of my favorite racing games, but you faggots are more interested in everything else regarding it besides the videogame itself. It's like Tomba all over again. Go to fucking Yea Forums.
Fuck off tranny
Go to /vg/ or reddit if you sincerely want to discuss vidya
cosmo was maybe a 5 as a dude (fucked up teeth) the other two are 3 or below. it was a lost cause no matter what they did unless they lost 100 pounds each.
I was about to say that I could picture Cosmo working at a dispensary but then I remembered how badly he reacted to drugs of any kind at any dosage. He seriously cannot handle drugs, yet he's addicted to them
How do you like respect someone who doesn't respect the body they were born with? All of their "suffering" was brought about by themselves. How can anyone respect that? No amount of therapy can help them if they've gone this deep.
Cosmo is 6 foot and has broad shoulders, but unfortunately his face is fucked beyond repair and now his body is as well thanks to years of abusing drugs, HRT, and existing purely off of onions
how many times do you think that group has been laid collectively? i'm guessing less than 10 times between all of them.
money happened
>the dopamine hits
>I'm getting attention
what happened to cosmo? it wasn't even close he got fucking destroyed. wasn't he still on like the first part of the level when john numbers was pretty much finished?
>it wasn't even close he got fucking destroyed
he came in 2nd out of like 16 people. are you retarded?
I'm glad I'm not in their position but if I woke up tomorrow with gender dysphoria, I would just hide that shit deep down inside and be my "true self" behind closed doors. Being gay or straight is great because you dont have to fuck with your hormones to be your true self. The second that medication becomes involved, you've gone too far. Just wank in your closet while wearing your wifes panties and never let anyone find out.
i'm talking about the end race between him and john numbers obviously sorry didn't mean to offend you or your idol
I still think that Hotline Miami 2 run was insufferable.
>plz talk about an obsolete speedrun from 6 years ago rather than what the OP said
Fuck off, tourist
This is so fucking depressing
That shit pisses me off as well. Many people like being the center of attention, but Cosmo takes it one step too far. He gets physical pleasure when people are paying attention to him, regardless of whether or not the attention is positive or negative. He also gets physical pleasure from pain (he would moan and roll his eyes back whenever he would percolate his arms and legs on stream).
He's completely fucked.
Do you even play videogames you transvestite obsessed casual faggot?
>your idol
wow, you really are retarded. i was just joking at first.
I hate video games
He was screwed. His GF was a huge tumblr feminist type who planted a ton of those ideas in his head. She dumped him for a chad, which started the downward spiral.
Some guys recover, while others just double down on the crazy. See also: the creator of Sinfest.
Serious question how much of the money do they get actually goes to charity?
And, Do you really need a charity event to donate to charity/a good cause?
You could just donate money directly to a lab researching cancer/etc.
You'd be surprised how often losers seek out other losers to fuck.
The furry community is proof of that.
>Serious question how much of the money do they get actually goes to charity?
All of this is public info.
He was doomed from the start
>January 20, Y2K
>"What fun, having this nice feeling, this control"
Jesus Christ. If someone had bullied him in elementary school this could have all been avoided. Look how intimately he spoke of a fucking controller.
He looks like thin amy schumer top right.
alright so what is it about tranny brains that draws them toward speedrunning?
is it the other way around, as in indoctrination?
Exactly how I feel, it's an affront to nature.
>alright so what is it about tranny brains that draws them toward speedrunning?
attention
>that light change right when he shouts
that's some horror movie shit
I miss watching speedrunners like cosmo and siglemic and enjoying that shit
I find I cut and scrape my palms really easily on bottles or other objects
I can't ever seem to build up any natural friction
shit
has the GDQ formula changed in the past few years? haven't watched it live or any vods since then. Is it still save the animal bullshit and people clapping at glitches they don't understand / aren't impressive looking and interruptions from donation shoutouts every 2 minutes?
i honestly wouldn't be surprised if all this bullshit is caused by a fungal infection or some form of parasite. the couch needs to be tested.
then, for safety, incinerated.
It's the same, but even more tedious
There weren't really that many in it to begin with.
It's more like the effect what happens anywhere, certain demographics begin to take over. This happens even in regards to race. Think of it as a version of an ethnic enclave. Nothing particular about speedrunning is alluring to them, outside of the fact they play video games and are often on the spectrum. The actual truth is, trannies as a thing are far rarer than what people think here. In day to day life you'll practically never see them, and the rates of people into it are abysmally low.
An interesting fact for people not in the know, there is internal strife among the trans community, aimed at who they deem "early transitioners". What this means is, males who started transitioning in adolescence, whereas most trannies now, especially the most loud, vocal ones, all started transitioning far later in life when it's really already too late to start ever having a hope of looking female. Moreover the other issue is that the early transitioners usually have strict male to female mentalities, whereas late transitioners are usually the ones with genderqueer notions in their brains.
For all their supposed tolerance of one another, the average AGDQ deluded beast despises any fellow tranny who looks even remotely feminine. The more you know.
Every so often they'll have a GDQ without Super Metroid, but other than that i's the same shit as always
So what you're saying is that there's both tranny hipsters and tranny boomers? Color me surprised.
Can't they just have a scrolling ticker with donations with people checking for troll comments and interruptions for extreme donos or something. Then again maybe the "couch" discussion during those 8 hour speedruns is so bland they need constant external input.
They were already absolutely disgusting as men, though.
This. If you're disgusting as a man you're gonna be disgusting as a "female". If you lose the genetic lottery you've lost for good.
a fun autistic hobby invaded by trannies. It's not fair
how come a madden tournament got shot up but not a speedrunning tournament?
What's that one speedrun you like that has literally one run
bullying turns sissy faggots and trannies into serial killers, mass shooters, and police officers. I don't think so.
Post the cursed image, you know the one
she's mad the black guy won't fuck her
Kek I never noticed this. He truly is nosferatu, only his fangs are located towards the center of his mouth
You have soft womanly hands. Go do some hard labor
Naegleria, not a tranny
Describe it
If you speedrun """professionally,""" you've proven to have wasted hundreds and hundreds of hours to perfect a couple of button presses or keystrokes. This is different from practicing for a physical sport over and over, there's nothing new to expect, you just sit on a chair and keep repeating the same keys while staring at a bright monitor in the dark. If you're doing this, you've already got a screw loose, makes sense some others wouldn't be tight as well.
Look how they butchered our boy Blueglass. Oh how I miss his angelic voice.
do some heavy ass deadlifts to build up your grip strength and develop some calluses.
He became rich on twitch and has a cute blonde gf
Three speedrunners sitting on a couch enjoying a game at AGDQ 2015 (i think) and above them are photos of them in 2018 being trannies
>Mediocre
They are absolutely hideous for euro standards
What is it about Yea Forums brains (or lack thereof) that draws them to trannies?
I love how sad Cosmo got when he tried to sneak back onto Twitch after getting permabanned. The sound of his voice when he came to the realization that he would never be allowed to stream on Twitch again was so satisfying.
how do you even manage to breathe
2 on the right could have lost weight, skelebro on the left could have bulked up and spent money on dental repair rather than HRT and surgery, they all could have easily become 6/10 guys and instead became 1/10 disgusting faggot trannies
Scroll up you donkey
Jews happened
Corporate sponsors are poison
This, holy shit. Why are there 10 tranny threads a day on Yea Forums? Leave them alone or take it to /pol/, christ. Yeah, the whole situation is fucked, but this shit isn't even about videogames anymore.
Why did he get banned?
I don't follow Cosmo other then the things I see from the occasional thread here, why was he banned from twitch?
15th post in the thread, fag.
this thread is sadly more entertaining than 95% of Yea Forums's catalog in the current year,deal with it,i dare you find me a better thread on the catalog right now
Came here to find this comment, wasn't disappointed.
how about one thats actually about video games?
The greatest thing about Cosmo's Twitch saga was how all of his enablers were cheering him on during the stream where he got his channel nuked. He was streaming legit tranny porn and dragging pictures of naked traps into view all while his fans told him how brave he was for challenging Twitch. Not a single one of them tried to talk him out of it.
Then a few months later, after streaming on some no-name website for 11+ viewers (stream.me), Cosmo makes another Twitch channel so he can stream Smash Ultimate and become popular once again. Twitch banned his new account within a few hours, and all of those enablers who had told him how brave he was for getting his channel banned were now crying alongside Cosmo telling him it would all work out.
If you think the best thread on this board is one that's literally about trannies and not about video games, why don't you just go on /lgbt/ instead?
i fail to find one in the catalog,all i see are generic epik threads thinly veiled with video games and memes
because the only one getting laid is caveman
Uh, can you stop?
Broke rules too many times, showing nsfw shit.
Everyone will be nice and progressive and shit until the threat of losing money appears so they outright kill you.
It's the new buzzword and boogieman. We finally moved ln from so y shit to this.
Legit kino moments
The comedic timing is priceless
>tfw cosmo has finally moved back in with parents
>can't be enabled like that anymore
welcome home, son
So sometime in 2017, Cosmo got a temp ban because he kept streaming copyrighted content (anime iirc). Ever since that moment, he became bitter towards Twitch and would continuously push his luck by breaking the site rules. He would sleep on stream, have streams where he would just sit there and watch films in their entirety, he would constantly be under the influence of drugs, he would say and do lewd things, etc.
His viewerbase fell to somewhere around 40 people per stream, which really pissed Cosmo off. He would resort to making threads on Yea Forums that linked to his streams, then he would open up his discord and basically invite anons to "debate" him. These streams brought in like 150+ viewers whenever he would do them, but eventually this tactic stopped working. So Cosmo got really fucking high one day in 2018 and decided he was quitting Twitch. He removed his facecam and basically began streaming tranny porn for like 30 minutes. Someone finally noticed and he got permabanned
Do you think he can recover and backpedal from all of this?
He still has his dick right?
He said that his libido was basically non-existent at this point. He also grew breasts, albeit tiny ones. He could stop if he wanted but im pretty sure he broke his dick
Isn't the person on the right of the couch Naegleria, or am I not remembering correctly? Last I heard Naegleria is doing fine. No hormones or hair dye or shit like that.
I have no idea who the person with red/pink hair is.
Trihex was a fairly popular streamer, then he burned out and random chases flavor of the month shit to get his steam back.
His five minutes of fame from Mario Maker was his pride before the fall.
It's really telling that there's always at least 5 people ready and willing to provide a detailed and lengthy explanation on exactly what Cosmo was doing at any point in time but when it comes to drama that actually relates to speedrunning somewhat like Chibi cheating at TTYD, everyone just throws up their hands and goes "uhh he did a trick way too good and some autist called him out on it i dunno lol"
Catching one trick isn't as crazy as some tranny rollercoaster
Shut up tranny
To be honest the whole Chibi thing was pretty amazing to witness.
wew
it is naeglaria, i just think it's funny that these pics imply he is a tranny
the redhead guy is emeraldaly
They're still too obsessed with digging up random faggots and couch roasties to overrepresent virtually non-existent "gamer" demographics. You end up with a situation where everyone walks on eggshells because half the attendees are just looking for something to be offended by and all the organizers take critique from twitter hysterics as gospel.
No GDQ is like watching golf.
Or maybe you just care more about the tranny drama than about video games, shocker
Well yeah welcome to Yea Forums
>ugly males
>they transition and become good looking and even kinda hot
it's a fucking miracle
Correct. I go to other websites to discuss actual videogames
The Machinist 2 looks fucked
then we had that kino stream a few months ago where Yea Forums played narc in smash, shit was fun
god this thing freaks me the fuck out
Shut up faggot, everyone like a good trainwreck. Some dude getting BTFO over VIDEO GAMES so hard he starts wearing a dress and taking HRT is going to be a topic of discussion. It's so absurd it's a case of reality being stranger than fiction, the only people that think otherwise are the retards that think all that insanity is "normal".
Then why do you use the Video Games board on Yea Forums to discuss trannies specifically
>played
You mean jobbed to, miserably and unsurprisingly
What a fucking moron. I do remember him constantly complaining about low viewership numbers. I also remember that every time I would tune in to his stream, he was either sleeping or talking about how tired he was.
457862775
You have a thing for those creatures huh?
show me ONE example of people having fun that doesn't come from a prompter
I don't make these threads, user, I just participate in them. Also, because trannies and vidya are so closely intertwined whether you like it or not
Everything happened four years ago. He's been a soulless husk for at least two. No sane person still cares. Just fucking move on already.
Fuck off tranny
>staying in a thread that pisses you off
>participating in a thread that pisses you off
>bumping a thread that pisses you off
Moron. Sage it or stfu
When has this ever worked on anyone?
Why are you assuming I'm bumping it? I'm staying because it pisses YOU off when I point out your tranny fetish.
Just how many tranny pics do you have saved on your phone?
Spoopy
Speedrunning has always been autistic as fuck. After the 10th playthrough you should pretty much have everything routed out in a way to beat the game quickly. After the 10th time the only real time differences is like 5, maybe 10 minutes maybe after grinding it out for a year or 5.
>people are still paying over $500 per month to Narcissa on patreon
Pretty impressive desu. He doesn't even have to stream and he still earns money
>someone on Yea Forums said they would donate a $1000 dollars if i say FUCKING NIGGERS on stream.
Based Wester. Even Trihex was cool with it.
>
Tell us again how trannies aren't doing it for the attention
Do you know the caricature, where a desperate man have a choice between a long stair to a psychologic for mental help and a gunstore?
Now replace the gunstore with female clothes.
Then get of Yea Forums and neck yourself because your what's wrong with this board.
>default theme
only for trannies
golden age /srg/ was a fluke
rip
Saved
Cosmo was always gay as fuck. Those pictures of him wearing nail polish and having those super gay looks in photos made it obvious. That's why his girlfriend and he broke up. He was always gay and it put a strain on their relationship. Transitioning was just the next logical step.
wow i thought boob envy was a meme
Where were you when this guy saved GDQ?
youtube.com
ahahaha what
christ jesus
This run quite literally made me watch GDQ again. I was over it the year before, but after seeing this run on Yea Forums I decided to give it another chance. Thank you Dr. Fatbody.
They either committed suicide or got banned for microaggressions.
Bottom and top are kinda cute desu
this picture sums it up quite nicely.
bald white dad looks like he's about to implode into a black hole
he's just swelling with pride
Hey man, there's some credit to be given to people who actually try. I think the biggest problem with them is a vocal majority of them just grow their hair out and wear a dress, not even trying to look like the other gender and then complain when they're "misgendered". Makes them come off as even bigger faggots.
>black trannies
>rare
ishygdbt
HYAH!
The single biggest problem in my eyes was the larger venue, it destroyed most interactivity between the "couch" and audience, and made it more a spectacle for the audience watching than a small group of people (who oftentimes were other speedrunners themselves) huddled in a room with the runner. 2013 and prior is very reminiscent of sitting in a room with your friends playing games. The runners since 2014 have to sit in a massive room with a huge crowd watching, most are used to streaming for a crowd but not in person, and the crowd mostly doesn't know them. On top of this the big venue means the production staff are way more disconnected, the announcer for the event isn't 5 feet away in the same room so most runners and announcers are way less comfortable interacting with each other.
>how do you describe rehearsed jokes
Stand up comedy. Most is bad regardless of venue.
i would rectally ravage number 4 and 6. 1 is okay, others are shit-tier.
god forbid anyone gives any of them access to videogames though.
>Why doesn't an event that rakes in millions now no longer pander to male incel virgins
I'm starting to realize this place isn't to bright
>still speedruns
While listening to pozzed shit like Destiny debates.
Hard pass.
I just wanna watch people play vydia.
he looks like his soul is a rift in the fabric of time and space
shit is so cringey and boring.
the have sex meme literally applies here
I genuinely pity trannies. I mean, I understand the mindset. The world hates straight white men. They see how much better women are treated and think - if I could just become one it would fix my problems. So they start taking some pills out of desperation and some even go as far as to mutilate their genitals. It fucks up their brain and most of them commit suicide. These people need help. Anyone who enables trannies self destructive behavior deserves to get their ass kicked. It's inhuman.
Welcome to Clown World™
Honk Honk!
Trihex has gone on record saying he bisexual you fucking retard.
So, how do you feel about video games?
Shit that dudes great
I was there live shitposting, good times.
>assumes chopping your dick off still doesn't make you an incel virgin
Whenever I look back on my life and feel an ounce of regret, I think about people like Cosmo, Chris Chan, and Anthony Burch and think "No matter what I do in life, I can't possibly fuck up as bad as them even if I wanted to." Then I feel better about myself.
Leftie politics are 100% about electing the left into power, nothing else. They appeal to groups that don't find themselves represented by traditional politicians and appeal to them, saying that it's okay to mutilate your own genitals, that it's okay to mass import immigrants, that it's okay to be fat, that it's okay to be queer, etc. In turn, those groups of people will vote for Lefties 100% of the time, because they validate those people.
The truth though, is that:
It's not okay to perform "sex change". gender dysphoria is a disease, not a normal aspect of human sexuality. They need therapy, not surgery.
It's not okay to be fat. It's unhealthy and you're placing a burden on yourself and society. You need meds and discipline, not fat acceptance.
It's not okay to be queer. You just want attention and you're annoying everybody.
Those trannies could be leading healthy, better lives. They just needed help. But instead we're enabling their insanity. The biggest proof of this is the fact that, the more we allow them to transition, the more that they kill themselves.
people who can't hack it in the real world turn to video games
I was hoping we could discuss how Diddy Kong racing has the best cart handling
At least people know who they are.
>the board that routinely points out that trannies crave attention more than anything, yet gives them so much fucking attention that it is more commonly discussed than the actual subject of the board "isn't to bright"
No. Really?
i don't think so, but he's pozzed in other ways.
agreed. i think some government entity targeted streamers for psychological weapons testing since they're essentially self reporting test subjects.
I would rather fade away being no one, then be remember forever as someone like pic related
My little nephew thinks he's a Ninja Turtle. What if we all just had to play along with his fantasy well up into his 30s, else you'd lose your job and your social media accounts?
Fame and infamy are not equally desired.
bigot
BIGOT
if he identifies as a turtle ninja, you HAVE to acknowledge him. people like you are the reason trump got voted in and now nazis arent afraid anymore because their leader is president
Rip miles. His banana blitz run will live on forever
Legendary!
Nothing wrong with becoming a ninja turtle, but not a trans ninja turtle.
bleach WILL damage your hair my hair was nice like his but a lil curly since bleaching it its full of knots its really dry and frizzy even though I only used 20 volume developer.
That one ghetto friend thats good at a game you like.
I like how you fucking autists expect us to know why this is funny. Seriously KYS you pathetic fuck
i miss withelde
Yeah that was great, surprised to enjoy GDQ again.
this. someone explain the joke. not everyone is a faggot.
also, how old is that spike guy? imagine being older than, i dunno, 15, and still using a screen name like that in public.
>hi, everyone, welcome to eatsports, im your host underscoreunderscore ninja sniper underscore sixty nine
embarrassing doesnt begin to describe it
>STOP LAUGHING AT US REEEEE
errytime you cunts
it's so cringe bro, i like cringed so hard bro my cock is HUUUUGE dude
Alright best videos from AGDQ videos of all time from 2012-2013
Bonus points for nice commentary for back round noise
Go
Fuck, you know that seeing this in a way makes you think that these people need help. You feel bad for the bullying but you know that trannies are mentally ill. The people accepting this and supporting these obvious mental problems should be held accounted for.
People like Narcissa literally WANT you to laugh at them, your insults are pathetic because they're not even internally consistent
Agreed.
Is it actually true Krunch excels in hovercraft compared to others?
I want him to want me to laugh at him because he uses every opportunity of it to act like a fool for my own entertainment just like the rest of them at both little cost and little commitment on my part. Feels fuckin' good.
>using him to jerk yourself off
fucking gross dude
SJW and trannys infested the community like how furfags did
I don't sexualize it like a degenerate. Yikes.
>tfw know a girl who looks exactly like Cosmo, with the only difference being their voices
It's really fucking uncanny
im seriously going to have nightmares because of this webm
fuck you spoiler that shit
That simply can't be a coincidence right?
Is the couch cursed? Was it made from cheap Chinese materials that had lead or some other toxin in it and seeped into their nervous system?
>i only save every picture of him i find and use him to make myself feel good it's not weird dude don't worry about it haha
oof
girl (girl)?
Mate what the fuck are you babbling on about.
>that seething tranny ITT
>i-i don't know what you're talking about haha...
jeez
anyone have that comic where two friends invite a card game and eventually more people join in and alienate the two friends that originally started the card game?
It doesn't seem like you do either, you've completely lost the plot.
It was probably something in the water.
*takes off my glasses*
Holy cow, that guy is good.
Bonesaw: The climax of GDQ.
Just like at all those fine chad lads. And now trannies have ruined it forever.
Yes, an actual female.
Down to the facial features, the slender figure, and maybe even mannerisms.
I don't know, she's pretty demure.
>I LIKE THAT JUMP
Where is he now, bros?
>8+" long cock, very thick, very girly
unironically peak femininity. only virgins and roasties would disagree.
is this
actually
FUCKING
UNEDITED?
e-sports is that way
>speedrun
>starts with TT
What the fuck?
Yea Forums this is thread is literal violence against the LGBTQA+ community, you fucking NAZIS
yikes
Is this what daily dilation looks like?
diaper tranny
the absolute state
I don't consider it bullying as I never intend for him to see my posts.
oh my god im fucking dying
>tfw i never ever donated to GDQ
TLDR of what happens at 1:00?
Seriously my mental sanity is low currently to watch even a tranny with suicidal thoughts.
I legitimately feel bad for cosmo so i cant exactly watch it.
That and his GF always had fights on him about how he didn't want to ever work only stream.
I feel bad for runnerguy, the guy quit speedrunning thanks to that and he was really good at it.
Atleast he is happy now.
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
LONG TIME WATCHER, FIRST TIME DONATOR
at least i'm not [a tranny] Anthony Burch
Is this that "SCP" thingy everyone talking about?
>he doesn't know who that whore is
Does it matter?
liberals happened
Bottom is a girl, Beckii Cruel or whatever. Her dad's face is like that because he didn't like that her dancing videos were popular with older Japanese men.
She's a failed camwhore and the cumdump of the speedrun community. Even single-handedly made the top Majora's Mask runner quit speedrunning.
true
tranny dilation foot play
Speedrun doesn't necessarily mean "starting from out of the box" any more than "stay in bounds" unless specified, so yeah you're gonna use the busted unlockable clockboy.
im right here bro
At least Carlsagan42 is still cool.
>Sinfest
Good god as someone who used to read that comic waaaaaay back in the day, that is one of the most depressing things to happen in the history of webcomics
caveman is the only virgin i guarantee it
I think the point IS to start from out of the box, or you'd have to clarify it by calling it some shit like "TT Speedrun."
Carl "White is not right" Sagan
Enopp quit speedrunning?
Fniure
this but unironically
I doubt it. Look at him, odds are he was probably bullied in elementary school anyways
Oh you
what did colin mochrie do to deserve this? his improv genes will not live on
Name? I'm down to see some whoring.
I want to brain wash cosmo so it is part of my cult
This is why im afraid to speedrun games. I always play them as slow as possible now.
Gaming is nearing mainstream. I wouldn't be surprised if 5-10 years from now there will be lessons in schools/colleges on gaming. Just like our musical classes growing up, they will teach students how to be pro gamers because it's becoming a worldwide career choice.
to late bro
>Always looked forward to the speedrunning event threads
>It was always a blast and the most comfy time I had on this board
>In the recent events a jänny started to fuck up all the threads
>spams unrelated 3DPD images while banning anything with anime even if it's related
It hurt bros...I just want to get comfy this summer but won't be able to thanks to that jänny.
Cincinancy aka Peachbellini
>that pic
can china or someone just crush us already?
>it's a zoomer newfag can't relate episode
I like Bonesaw, he has soul.
Trannyvirus got injected in US tap water, that happened.
I can bet you 100% that the fathers in this picture didn't give a shit about their son and mostly ignored him most of his youth.
NO son that has a proper father figure that spends time and stimulates him would turn out like this, this is 100% the fathers fault.
it got a little better recently, sure its still tranny central but some of the no fun allowed shit has been cut back. Unless you are referring to when werster used to spew nigger or some shit
You mean the T-Virus is fucking real?
Is trihex even still attending? All who's left is the turbocuck spike.
Is this another threads where everyone complains that GDQ is dead and lost it soul and they wish it was just like before while they totally ignore the ESA event which is exactly what they want?
Literally yes.
Why are trannies ruining my favorite old games?
because that is what the t virus does
>try to perform a complicated glitch "on first try" in front of the guy who invented the trick
>tfw to smart to try and hide my cheating
I can't believe they banned him. To an extend i can understand why the gdq staff tried/still tries to sanitise the event, but they have No idea how and are totally hypocrits by letting prototranny make out in stream with his boyfriend and talking shit. Almost all shit was proto so thing might look up.
Where's the fucking cure?
Trannies
40% of the time it cures itself
subtle motherfucker
Imagine falling so low as a women, your targets are speedrunners.
Tbh ESA is too european for most of our American friends. But Last years twillight princess Run by that finnish guy was pure SOUL.
>too european
Not enough tránnies?
The fuck is wrong with you, closetfag.
If he hit the gym any girl would have been into him, regardless of how his face looked like.
At least 2018 had based Pessi
youtube.com
You don't suddenly wake up with that shit. It's a conscious decision.
women are better then men desu, just virgin fags like you who will never breed will not understand because DNA>muh gaming skills
That's not how that works but I wish you luck on your gym doings, user.
Are basedboys really the first step to transexualism/genderism/* ?
THIS SUNDAY! WATCH AS
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
CASTRATES COSMO AKA NARCISSA
only on pay per view.
Nice Reading comprehension, retard.
Don't act like most americans aren't disinterested in most things destinctly non-american, apart from Anime.
LOL
Agreed, but shitposting on the internet has nothing to do with respect. In Person, i judge trannys by their character, some are down to earth, some are delusional and there are a bunch of psychos (Work as an EMT).
Fucked a RN who was a tranny, honestly best fuck of my life, she was Asian