Why didn't they ever answer this question? It's a major plot hole

>how does that make a babby

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>Now someone get on with the Gerudo porn posting.
This is a blue board

Were't the workers gay (implied in the Japanese text), or am I thinking of the Majora's Mask equivalents?

Alternate Destinies by Afrobull

>Rap

>He doesn't have rhymes so potent that in this small segment they made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.
absolutely disgusting

I think they way they talk even in the English translation it's implied. They were imprisoned because they literally wanted to be like Gerudo (crossdressing). The women had no purpose for men like them.

>people want to fuck this
Seriously? Fucking disgusting

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Why are you gay?

>disgusting

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>Wanting limp wristed faggot kids instead of ultra chad sand warrior kids

Post source.

>chad sand warrior kids
They're all gonna be girls

this, usual reverse image search methods are unfruitful

You're about to get rapped my man.

and?

Nothing on Google and Iqbd.

oppaimagpie

Yes, and?

And?

Girls can't be chads

I forget where that's from

Very nice.

Get a load of this guy.

>artist in image
You people are worthless

Flight of the Conchords, user. Specifically, Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros.

It literally got answered. Gerudo women venture out to find husbands, we can assume that's just what they've always done and the resulting children are always female.
>mfw I'll never live in a world where premium Amazonian mamas journey the world in search of hot Hylian dick

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Funny joke my guy.

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see

I thought it was because everyone lived for that long, and the alpha male was just supposed to bang every girl in the colony to eventually produce a son. This would imply incest to some degree or another, but Link (OoT Link, at least) fucked over the entire race by killing/banishing Ganon, leading there to be no Gerudo by Wind Waker's time or subsequent games.

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shit, that's right. It's been forever since I last listened to them, but I knew I heard it before

One of the stones that tells the hours tells you if you wear the truth mask.
Gerudos go out once a year to get boyfriends.

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>dude is born
>bone every chick till he's 100
>new dude is born
there

based immortal technique

That would make every Gerudo tremendously inbred.

Miss Ashai's classes are incredible, you learn so much. Especially the live demonstration assignment for male students. Worth every rupee.

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I would demonstrate for her.

They'll have bigger balls than you ya fuckin pussy.

There’s nothing more cucked than having girls

Yeah, wasn't going as deep as correct genetics

He was also a ruthless tyrant who turned a castle black with his black magic and made it float over a spooky lava pit. Dude was fucked up and deserved death.

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>not giving future generations the gift of tomboys by enjoying bedding one yourself
No user, you've only cucked yourself.

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>There are the retards that play Zelda

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>we can assume that's just what they've always done
That IS what they've always done. This question was answered in the same game the Gerudo were introduced in, via gossip stones.

Why don't the Gerudo simply set up a hook up spot for horny Gerudos to take dudes to?

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how is babby formed

>They kidnap men and rap them.

How phresh are Urbosa's rhymes?

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This one where Link turns into a girl, joins a band of horny gerudo, gets fucked and later gives birth to a girl.

deviantart.com/tran4of3/art/Amongst-the-Gerudo-p1-253883608

The thicc Gerudo at the top is the best, I'm glad AB did a separate drawing later on.

Where can I find a Risa?

Is this part of Gerudo's education?
Or this is a hobby of hers?

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Think about it logically.....

They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babby, because these babby cant frigth back. It was on the news this mroing.

They marry and have kids with outsiders except gerudo genes are so strong it suppresses outsider genes

She's failing Finding A Man 101

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Faggot alert

unless you're that one turbo chad born every hundred years with a Y chromosome so strong it makes a male gerudo

Correction, the men were being held in the cells because they weren't even worthy of being raped.

The "Kidnap and rape" thing is correct, but they only actually do that to guys who measure up on the "want to have sex with" meter.
Its like, if there's only a small amount of males that would mean women would resort to bigamy, not settle for the shittier guys.

You are the gayest faggot in the history of Yea Forums, congratulations.

And?
>Implying I don’t want Chad tier Daughterfus

>Malon is actually a gerudo

A woman in AR who kill her three kids. Now they take the babby back to New York, too lady to rest. My pary are with the father, who lost his chrilden. I am truly sorry for your lots.

>Girls can’t be chads
You are wrong

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Risa is CUTE

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That chad had no kids and probably died a virgin.

If Gerudo are the muslim equivalent, who are the niggers?

Even before that. Go to Hyrule Castle Town at night. There's a guy on a balcony that expresses his worries about the Gerudo searching for husbands.

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Gorons.

Imagine being a race of all females and the one dude who's born every 100 years turns out to be the reincarnation of the king of evil

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Kek, vintage meme, good year, aged well.

How do I get Gerudo gf?

Ingo lookalikes, they make up less than 5% of the termina population but commit 50% of its crime

IT KEEPS HAPPENING FUUUUCK

Never because they aren't real.

It's entirely out of your hands, user.

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>Ywn Be that Chad

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River zoras, the gillman looking motherfuckers

Gorons

The fucking Yiga clan retard.
They’re dumb as fuck and violent sounds like niggers to me.

I want to be kidnapped by a Gerudo and made into a breeding slave

WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR

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That only happened once with Ganondorf, and there's only one ganondorf. He doesn't reincarnate like link he just keeps coming back from the dead/doesn't fully die.

We never get to see what the other Gerudo males in history are like. Which is a real shame.

You don’t find them they find you.

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>no huge brown desert warrior will hesitantly accept my seed
>I will never impress her with incredible oral sex that she tells all the others about
>I will never be whored out to a huge village of cock hungry sand sluts

GOD. DAMMIT. *chair noises*

Where do I position myself so they find me.

Fucking manlets I swear

>I'm also a manlet but who among us isn't compared to these sand Amazonians

This. I'd imagine they'd probably have a pretty chill king normally since he wouldn't have to worry about too much political bullshit besides treaties and whatnot. Ganondorf is just an asshole.

>only men have penises

Tell that to my gf (male)

>He doesn't reincarnate like link he just keeps coming back from the dead/doesn't fully die.
So your telling me male Gerudo's aren't supposed to be green?

The Yiga? Really? Goron makes more sense like said.
>hate the cold
>survive off rocks
>bongos are their tribal instrument
>can withstand the heat for hours
>love punching things

it sounds fucking great until you've actually lived it

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Anything you want to tell us user?

He also did nothing to Kakariko Village after everyone moved out of Hyrule Castle Town.

>Enjoy the on-point reference that shows the artist understands the material more than the fucking.

Every time, my dick wilts, my respect grows.

Is she still making that rpgmaker game?

You’ll definitely see an 8 feet tall waifu
Even a blind man can “see” that

Don't forget they're great dancers.

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I never understand how they fuck it up and make him look green in game, he's supposed to be black, and most of the time he IS done correctly.

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Story time?

>beautiful lips
>wide hips
>cute feet.jpg

nose can be ignored, mite b fun to tease her about it

That part got annoying on some of the later dances.

Gorons work

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I want a Gerudo to rape me

I kind of wonder what their personality/look would be like.
Logically they'd be ultra manly like Ganondorf was, but anime logic dictates they'd be some beta-fuckboi who exists as the tribe manwhore like with those final fantasy mostly girl races.

uhhh

I haven't played BotW yet, but why are Gerudos so romantic? It's hella cute.

What DOES she say if you go for the flirting line?

Who knew gerudos had dakis.

screen goes black and its implied things happened

Feels like a desperation thing what with the main source of men being destroyed a hundred years ago so coming across a mate is hard

I also just remembered that they can't swim. So yes, Goron are the obligatory niggers of the Zelda universe.

I think since they integrated into Hyrule culture they had to start following the law, which means that kidnapping and raping men was no longer allowed.

Ergo, as a 100% female culture, they had to create classes and studies SPECIFICALLY on how to romance men, and being 8 foot tall women that's hard.
Get your fetish stuff out of here, because the vast majority of men dislike large/amazonian women. I like that myself, but its still in the minority as normy men prefer smaller more demure women.
that means they gotta fight an uphill battle to get men into them.

It's a shame really. Maybe I'll commission an artist to draw my favorite tall brown character dressed up in a gerudo outfit.

>my favorite tall brown character
Is it Gogo? And if not, why not

Nah it's Tio. Gonna have the artist make sure to draw abs too. But which artist to commission.

I'm sure there's some lore reason for green skin. Age, a rare gene, etc etc.
Just a fun subversion of expectations. Tall amazon race of warriors are undateable as well as HORNY AND LONELY.

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>no aisha

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Yo yo yo matriarchy bitch nigga men trippin on my sick lines

>"I don't like girls twice my height."
What kind of faggot wouldn't breed a super tall girl top make ubermensch babies with?

The only bad thing is the massive nose.

I feel like it might not be AS hard since there's' a fetish for it and a localized location,the issue is since there's a fetish Gerudos might not be so desperate as to tolerate the overt creeps who are gross about it.

But Aisha is 5'6", and Tio is 7'5", which is actual Gerudo size

They THINK they're great dancers, even though they only have two dance moves.

She says if he were the one, he would never say that.

Memes aside, you know what kind. Normies don't like that shit. its a deviant niche. Why the hell do you think so many shows/animes/ect. have the super huge guy/tiny girl pairing?

Biologically, the majority of men are ingrained to gravitate towards smaller, more "feminine" women. only those with the quirk of a tall/strong fetish (which is the overwhelming minority) gravitate towards the opposite.

>Get to have sex
>Get to die as well
Sign me the fuck up.

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we need an outlaw star reboot. along with alot of the animes from the 90s.

This is Abe brainwashing them to have more kids

>always referring to each other as "brother"

The workers were gay

user..?

I really hope there is a story and if so please post it

Why do they kill them?
Just leave them alive to attract more mates.
And if everybody dies who thells the stories?

If no men aren't allowed in the city, how does the city stay full? If they're going out and getting married, are they just abandoning their new husbands after they get pregnant?

Hylian bois wish they could move like this.
Would Abe accept importing thirsty Giant brown women as a solution to their birth rate problems?

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Themyscira is a secret.
The storyteller is Hephaestus, he knows because he gets all the male Amazons born of this to work as his smiths.

Nigga, Abe would accept anything at this point.

>Ah, user.
>I'm glad you took me up on my offer and decided to meet me tonight.
>Prepare your pelvis.

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Pretty sure it comes up in game, they just live in different places and meet up during the day sometimes to be with each other

/ss/

>Would Abe accept importing thirsty Giant brown women as a solution to their birth rate problems?
Every country should.

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Yeah but they're like 7 foot tall minimum amazon warrior girls.

>Get your fetish stuff out of here, because the vast majority of men dislike large/amazonian women
More like the vast majority of pussies. The dick is meant to pioneer into mysterious worlds

Wonder women amazons are misandrists. They don't just live apart from men, they actively dislike them. That's why they kill them.

Their level of dislike varies from story to story, sometimes they're just "can tolerate them if they leave them alone, and can respect ones of power" and othertimes they're literally "kill all men after they've served their purpose"

How do you know she has cute feet? They might be la goblina tier nasty feet

no we don't
watched the fruits basket remake recently, christ the og was so much better in terms of atmosphere

AHHHHHH

But Themyscira is not going to get discovered if you raid some boat in the middle of the night. And I thought it was protected by magic.
Anyways why not take them as slaves?

I feel as if the "men aren't allowed in the city" rule is relatively recent. It seems like the sort of thing that would never last very long.
But I could be completely fucking wrong.

That would only work if the men lived in the oasis town. Having long distance relationships don't work. Just ask any man in the military.

This is what Zelda stole from Link by sending him back in time. Ganondorf was dead and he was the SOLE MALE accepted into Gerudo society making him their defacto king if not their literal king by law.

i just want a death by snu snu

Makes sense that way.
Do they hate men for a reason or is it just tradition?
If I remember in Injustice they had no problem with some of them doing whatever on the island.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA TALL BROWN MUSCLE GODDESS IN HIGH HEELS ARE MY DREAM WHY CAN'T THEY BE REAL ITS NOT FAIR BROS ITS NOT FAIR

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This does get addressed in Ocarina of Time and Breath of the Wild.

Gerudo genes are powerfully dominant, but they rely on males from other races (read: Hylian) to procreate. This means that women seeking husbands head out to travel to Hylian settlements to find love.

Sometimes they don't succeed. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they don't succeed, but instead of letting it lie, they forcibly take Hylian men (interpret that last sentence two ways, both are applicable).

The result is a species of single-gender warrior women. Their settlements can be women-only (though this restriction doesn't apply to other single-gender species, hence gorons being allowed in).

>Had to draw her with a massively shrunken down nose to make her attractive

oh no NO NO NO

>steals sweet Gerudo pussy from OoT Link
>entirely at fault for WW Link's sister getting kidnapped
>gets Mipha killed

Is there a game where Zelda isn't being a humongous fuckup?

Unfortunately we only really have two titles to go by. In OOT you could free travel, but only after you prove your worth. The lead thief was probably disillusioned by the four carpenters however. Of course that was a fortress, not a city.

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In botw the gerudo travel around the world looking for a husband. It's cute.

Like user said, they hate men. Especially in this story in which when a God washed ashore one loudly suggested castrating him and leaving him to die. So they're not going to suffer men even as slaves
In this case Themyscira is just a myth to most, a mass orgy would confirm something was out in these waterways and it just takes a clever man to trace back to them somehow especially since this iteration are little more than magical barbarians rather than Wakanda tier.
I think it's mostly tradition since these Amazons are mortal. It comes across mostly as xenophobic chauvinists after being secluded for so long who simply believe they're better than the world of man.

More desperate than anything else but they can be sweet

Not Rally

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Everything under 2.0 is bad for any country.
Fucking jap has no idea what he's talking about.

I’ll pay them

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It's not bad for the country when the country is massively overpopulated and it's impossible to own anything bigger than a 3x3 metre apartment.

t. wannabe migrant

It’s more to get the girls out of the city than keeping men out kind of deal.
Apparently they like seeing everyone well traveled

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>Implying Abe wouldn’t personally import Gerudo women

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I think its just tradition. That and they view men as inferior due to normal human males literally being physically inferior to them due to being mortal, and linking that and gender together (while ignoring the physically inferior females)

The entirety of the land ingame can be traversed in minutes, on foot, and anyone who would meet a gerudo probably has a horse.

But that means that in 30-40 years the young population is not going to be capable of sustaining the older population.

I think because even they were confused on what the fuck is a goron
I guess since they can’t get them preggo they just said fuck it come on

He's not saying specifically a low birth rate is bad, he's saying that western countries are just as badly off as japan and the reason western countries have higher birth rates is due to blacks/Middle easterners/hispanics churning out three times as many kids as the whites/asians.

He's more arguing that its not a cultural problem of japan but one that all non-blacks have and singling them out is unfair.

Don't worry, the young generation is already working itself to death. No young generation, no older population.

Then why they don't just travel to several cities over instead of raiding boats?
It's going to get suspicious after a good number of raids. Missing sailors, boats and all that.

I can understand, but if this is is a centuries old society I doubt that could be pragmatic for a long amount of time.

This brings up the question of how the FUCK do Gorons reproduce. They don't have any women (I think...)

they are rock people, they could probably grow big enough that piece falls off and becomes another goron

I think he'd probably be in favor of euthanizing the older generation en mass to get rid of them, based on his dialogue referring to them as "boomers" and his view of the death of them being a blessing.

This isn't an uncommon (though fringe) view in japan actually, there was even a death note villain in one of the spin offs who wanted to start killing off the elderly with a death note.

I understood that, but it's precisely the reason why western countries are also fucked why his argument doesn't make any sense.
>Ah, my country is fucked but yours is the same, fuck you.

If you had read the post you might have noticed the obvious conclusion that the population will stabilise after the older generation dies off. And that older generation that will die off is the one that will already be gone within 30 years.

>minutes
If you're keeping a up a brisk jog, have superhuman grip strength, never need to rest or take a break, travel in a bee-line for your destination, can paraglide safely down from dangerous heights, and can confidently handle any monsters that ambush you during the journey, then you MIGHT be able to get there in a single in-game day when traveling on foot. The average schmuck visiting his wife in Gerudo Town probably isn't going to be able to do half that shit, so horse is really the only option, and even then it would probably take a few nights of travel at a leisurely trot.

Death Note had spin offs?

>dig a hole
>fill it with special clay
>jizz in it
>cover it with a rock
>when the baby is big enough it will push the rock aside and eat it

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But that older generation has to live form the time they retire to death, and that time is more than 2 decades.
That older generation needs to be sustained by the younger generation, and if the difference between the two is big the country runs into a shitload of problems.
t. country that is right now entering that situation

>Then why they don't just travel to several cities over instead of raiding boats?
Amazons traveling abroad would break the masquerade more than raiding boats.

Additionally, the amazons are incredibly culturally arrogant; they view ALL civilizations of men as inferior to them, and as such they have both very little information about how they act culturally and moreover how to fit in. The very ACT of pretending to be a native to an amazon would be a horrific affront to their honor due to their belief in their own superiority, so even telling an amazon to try and blend in while going on a rape mission would come across as a grave insult.
Its why wonder women leaving thamascara to journey to the world of men is such a big deal, its an amazon willingly lowering herself to the level of inferiors! (Basing this statement on how they'd view it of course). This is like a 18th century white person wanting to go to africa and live amongst the natives there, culturally.

Keep in mind as well that its only within the last 100 years that Raiding boats and killing all of them onboard would start to arouse suspicion, as our levels of oversight of the world and keeping track of such things weren't quite as good in the past, and the amazons have been doing this for literally thousands of years unchanged, while their technology hasn't progressed.
The thought of this tactic becoming unviable probably never even entered their mind.

In short, imagine the amazons as the absolute worst stereotype of elves you can imagine and there you go, there's their thought process.

They do it like once a generation.
It's Mythological theatrics, Pragmatism probably never factored into Azarello's mind when he was trying to make edgy Amazons.

There's been a few. Apparently more than a few death notes just dropped around the world for smucks to pick up.

Why didn't Ganondorf stick around and drown himself in the pussy?

he probably saw a single women who wasn't a nose monster and realized what he has been missing

His defense is against people specifically singling out Japan's culture as the reason. He's saying "its not our culture that's causing our decline because non-whites in your country have the same issue even though your culture is different".

So is Wonder Woman the only Themysciran living abroad?
I have not read her comics, but if that is the case, and she goes back to the island, and gets a chance to tell their fellow Amazonians what she has seen surely that must change their mind.
I mean have you seen the shit we do nowadays in literally every field of knowledge? How is that inferior?

Because if you're the KING OF EVERYTHING then you'll get more pussy than just sticking around the valley.

They have actual magic you doof

But amazons have a deadly bee weapon.
bees. My god.

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Rappers make tons of baby's, that doesn't mean they took care of any of them.

She helps in Spirit Tracks, and I think Hyrule Warriors (haven't played it yet).

She doesn't help Link wake up the ancient Zelda in Zelda II, but her absence doesn't cause any further problems.

>MAN MAKE WAR
>WAR BAD
>MAN BAD

u gay
I'd smash that and let her smash me

Can plague please just make porn. Please stop teasing my fucin raging cock.

It doesn't really have to makes sense, but it's stupid anyways.

>Azarello
He can make edgy Amazons because that was what they were since the beggining. Wasn't the guy that created Wonder Woman a Female Supremacist or some shit?

>So is Wonder Woman the only Themysciran living abroad?
pretty much yes. And this is a culturally ingrained thing, as stated before they will shit talk male GODS even though Gods are literally tiers above them.
It would take more than just one women saying "men aren't really that bad" to get them to change beliefs that have existed for literally thousands of generations.

Additionally, as has been pointed out, they have magic, while we do not. While our tech has advanced to a decent degree (and the DC universe has literal science fiction) they're STILL a race of super beings almost on par with superman physically and when they decided to launch a war against modern civilizations (happened a few times, like in the flashpoint timeline, or in amazons attacked) they generally STILL shit stomped mankind even with our advanced technology.

And keep in mind that while our tech might advance enough in a hundred years or so to outmatch them, they're so arrogant as to not be capable of accepting the outside world's rate of advancement and wave off us as not being able to advance any higher than we currently reached due to the fact that THEY haven't advanced any in a thousand years, so reconcilling "inferiors" being able to advance while they cannot would be a mindfuck to them.

They have giant kangaroos that can leap all the way to space

>that time is more than 2 decades.
>30-40 years
I'm going to need to think really hard about this one.

That's called snu-snu

I have read flashpoint, but only the UK was conquered. And the Amazons were getting their shit pushed hard. Or am I remembering it wrong?

And considering how some gods behave in the DC universe, it sounds like a civilization that is begging to be thought out of existence.

The only others living abroad around the period were guardians of a Greek Hellmouth around Gotham, I think.
Also this Wonder Woman was kind of a fucking nerd/sell out because her origins.
Marston believed women would be superior leaders of humanity because their naturally peaceful and nurturing demeanor. The whole point of Themyscira was an unironic utopia under the benevolent dominance of Women and Diana's duty was to spread their ways of love and peace to the world of Man. They didn't hate men at all, simply had a bad history with Hercules. Rape boats and mass executions are definitely not in Marston's vision for the Amazons.

You understand that population doesn not come in waves. Doesn matter if it's 10 or 50 years, if your working population is not in shape to sustain your elders (everyone that is already and that is going to become 60+ years old) your country is fucked.

>Marston believed women would be superior leaders of humanity because their naturally peaceful and nurturing demeanor.
What. I understand it was his theory, but that is unbearably naive.

>passing your genes
>cucked
You are going to be cucked out of history and that's literally the worst that can happen.

>And the Amazons were getting their shit pushed hard. Or am I remembering it wrong?
The amazons had destroyed most all of europe and occupied it with little resistance and the atlanteans literally had to come up with a doomsday weapon to try and break their magical shields (Which ended up blowing up the planet, that's how powerful the threshold of amazon magic was to break through).
The rest of the world was scared shitless of the situation because they literally could do nothing to liberate Europe or even resist against either the amazons or Atlanteans.

They weren't getting their shit pushed in, they were so strong that a war between them and the atlanteans where the other countries of the world were collateral damage literally left the Modern world utterly impotent to do anything.
(That being said, that wanked the amazons and Atlanteans up several degrees on the power scale, as Lex luthor of all people should have been able to do way more than he did to figure out a way to resist)

I want to breed with Riju

What if your younger generation says "Fuck it" and votes to voluntarily euthanize the elderly if they're unable to support themselves or are a certain level of physically disabled?

If they are that powerful, why haven't the Amazon started conquering the world and getting rid of the rule of men?
Unles they are autists supreme.

>willingly becoming a sex slave
umm sweetie that's pretty gross

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>What if we literally execute anyone that causes us problems.
user, please.

Except they're already in that situation and it's only going to improve as the oldies die off rather than get worse.

"autists supreme" it is. They don't want to conquer the world because they view their own little corner of the world as paradise and don't believe they *need* the rest of the world.
They're not suffering from overpopulation and a need to expand and they don't believe they need the resources of the outside world because they have a bronze age society.

>oh no!?

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They did do that, that's what the small village outside the main city walls is for.

We don't need any reboots.

They're trying to ruin Cowboy Bebop with a heavily diversified live action as we speak.

You are more homosexual than all of Yea Forums, /gif/, /soc/, and /mlp/ combined.
Step your game up nigga, you're on Yea Forums now. That's rookie-level.

Do you have the followup?

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He's what happens when you try to mix your fetish into working politics. He was a borderline polygamist who believed bondage and submission had a place in polite society.

>Back when Wonder woman's weakness was literally a man tying her up
>Not with super strong material or anything.
>Literally you could run around her with a rope and that would count

i like the point made that she says ONLY which means shes small/average for her height which means they can go taller

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Yes, but it's not safe for a blue board.

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>He was a borderline polygamist who believed bondage and submission had a place in polite society.
In wich ways? And only with the women as dominants, I suppose?
Shame he was not alive to visit the old Other World Kingdom.

Its a legitimate question, just the west doesn't like to admit it in polite conversations.
Anytime china runs into troublesome individuals they just ship them off to a camp and execute them for their organs, and it means it literally the only place on the planet with a handle on the muslim situation.

Killing people who cause problems is an effective way to handle societal problems but it is, once again, untenable in polite discussion for the west.

>Now eat the dinner I made for you
>male as a sex slave comic
>Not him in the kitchen cooking for his 20+ wives
ruined the point.

>Not gonna mention source
come on man

>Now go eat the dinner I cooked for you!

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Source?

Submissive like a fox.

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From what I understand the gist is "benevolent" dominants, regardless of gender and it doesn't simply apply to man and woman, whomever is free to be the dom of whomever, so long as the submissive is willing. Hence his relationship with his wife and their mistress.

The problem is that it always spirals out of control and the place becomes a dystopian hellhole like China, Nazi Germany, the USSR or Pol Pot's Cambodia.

It's just as retarded as the whole hyper multiculturalism and open borders arguments.

There's no kidnap, no rape

just regular people coupling

gerudos just have OVERWHELMINGLY DOMINANT GENES

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That's going to be like a hot dog going down a jumbo sized hallway user. neither party will end up enjoying it, it'll be loose as fuck and she won't even know you're inside of her.

The artist is called Baalbuddy, I think.

At least give us a link.

Gerudo women are fucking top tier.

>tied up and made to procreate
>drugged with aphrodisiac
>they take turns teasing you while one fucks your brains out
>slapping your cock and sitting on your face between passing out.

Please just let me die and go this heaven already. Being alive is meaningless

There's also a middle part between those two that is also nsfw.

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What're you gay?

That's why they do vagina crunches.

Buddy she does kegels so hard she can snap a broomstick into a dozen pieces

Afrobull

If you were white Germany was a great place to live.
If you're chinese and obediant to the party, china's also fine, its just dissidents who fight against the party who get in trouble.

There used to be kidnapping and rape. It's mentioned that the king made it a law that they have to get consent before just dragging a guy off.

>"benevolent" dominants
Did this guy read a history book in his life?
What the hell.
This is Andre Dworkin and Simone de Beauvoir levels of retardness.

I keep seeing that the guys were gay?
My age was barely in the double digits when OoT came out so I guess I just never picked up on it even in play throughs years later.

I want link and urbosa to both suck my dick at the same time

thanks good sir

>It's mentioned that the king made it a law that they have to get consent before just dragging a guy off.
youtu.be/bMOzvxQHywM?t=29

>If you were white Germany was a great place to live.
>If you're chinese and obediant to the party
Until the party changes his mind for whatever reason and orders your execution and you have no way to defend yourself because you have zero fundamental rights as a citizien of your own country.

source on that japs image

I mean... BotW LITERALLY has gerudo characters running into you practicing to present themselves as worthy romantic companions, many gerudo women are out there traveling and tell you explicitly that they are searching for love or building their own skills to be desirable for men.

How can you be this stupid user?

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They don't just execute people for no reason, that's self defeating. They want a strong and productive country in order to have a strong powerbase.
its only people that work against the success of society that have that happen to them. And generally they're told first "Straight the fuck up" before they get dragged off, a deterrent isn't useful if you don't warn someone first.

I'll say it once and I'll say it again, Breath of the Wild's art style is UGLY. It's not just the Gerudo who look terrible. Good god I hate this ugly looking game. I hate how Nintendo's choice of art styles has stopped me playing many Zelda games starting with Windwaker (fight me you delusional fanboy bastard). No. I don't like realism. I don't want realism in Zelda, but I do demand art styles that work. And Breath of the Wild's does not work. Especially since it's been implied it's getting another immediate sequel re-using the same models and everything. Damn fucking Nintendo bastards with their poor taste of what makes up a good art style.

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>When someone has drawn so much good porn you struggle to find what you were looking for
What a time to be alive.

>Quads of truth
I'd like the Hyrule warriors art style for a new game myself. I dislike BOTW link not having his traditional tunic.

Are we really doing this? The Gerudo women only like men worth a damn. They don't want your beta ass. They want a decent man who is at least respectable looking. Sorry man but if your videogame waifus became real and saw you the first thing they'd do is reject you for not being handsome, muscled, and wealthy.

feel free to post a source for that

Jokes on you faggot. Im chad thundercock and im actually your dad

This, its why they locked up the carpenters instead of fucking them (and why the carpenters talked about how "Scary" they were) and why they welcomed link with open arms.

They only want to fuck alpha men.

The problem is the terms that make you stay safe can change anytime and fuck you.

>They want a strong and productive country in order to have a strong powerbase.
They want a strong and productive country to make sure the ruling party lives withouth worries.

What bothers me about Breath of the Wild's art style is there's a bunch of random "shadows" all over the character models where it makes no sense to have a shadow. It makes the game look "unfinished." That and some creatures like the Ritos or Zoras just look off, especially their midget legs. The Gorons I guess look alright but they were always the ugliest species in the Zelda franchise. And the Hylians manage to look inferior to the designs of Hylians from Ocarina/Majora. I loved that specific art style and don't like that Nintendo abandoned it. It was a great timeless art style for Zelda. It would be like if Dragon Quest abandoned the Toriyama style (and they did for that incoming movie), but you just don't do that. You got a solid thing going you keep it.

>welcomed link with open arms
>throw him in jail repeatedly just like the builders

ok retard

And after he kicked their asses and snuck around they said "Fuck yeah, this kids alright!" and welcomed him. They only threw him in jail if he was incompetent enough to get caught, if he proved he was an alpha they loved him.
Retard.

Someone in OoT says every now and then they'll come to Hyrule looking for boyfriends. It's that simple.

and then they never offered sex, how interesting

>They only want to fuck alpha men.

Honestly this applies to all women characters in videogames. Leon from Resident Evil is not ugly, he has pussy thrown his way (except Ada the cunt who will never spread her legs for him through the power of Capcom staff being jealous of Leon canonically nailing their Asian Mary Sue, an American fucking their Japanese Sue). Squall from Final Fantasy 8 is not ugly. Richter Belmont is not ugly. Kratos from God of War isn't handsome, but he's very fit and strong that gets women wet.

You're always playing as these characters because when it comes to the pussy game, these guys will never struggle in getting sex. Now imagine Resident Evil, Castlevania, God of War or whatever with some average dude. He'd get rejected by the hot waifus most likely.

Not sure what you're talking about with the shadows. Aren't they just cast based on the source of light?

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There's a Gossip Stone in OoT that tells you point blank with no ambiguity whatsoever that Gerudo women go to Hyrule Town to find men to have sex with.

You know what? I actually liked Link in Ocarina of Time. He just went in, rescued those carpenters and kicked the Gerudo's ass every step of the way.

Breath of the Wild? He fucking cross dresses like a faggot. And worse even after Link saves the Gerudo they still don't let him explore their town as himself. Fuck Breath of the Wild and that version of Link is shit.

Nabooru did.

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Do you fucking play video games faggot?

Nabooru basically promised link /SS if he got the gloves for her.

people say all kinds of things when they're dead

She was alive for this one.

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Lets be honest, a nose like that would look horrific in real life.

The Ganondorf from Four Swords Adventures is a new reincarnation. He was destined to be their leader, but he entered the forbidden pyramid for selfish reasons, now the Gerudo hate him. We never see him in his human form though, only pig.

The way they speak, they didn't expect him to become evil, so Ganondorf seems to be an unusual case with male Gerudo.

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It's actually not rape if the cum

Would rest my head on her butt and fall asleep

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Dude, nobody on Yea Forums is attracted to fictional characters with the mindset that they'd want them irl with maybe the exception of fuukaposter and reisenposter.

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>the vast majority of men dislike large/amazonian women
I SWEAR TO GOD, 90% OF HYLIAN MEN ARE FAGGOTS.
NO FUCKING WONDER THEIR LEGENDARY HERO IS A TWINK THAT ONLY NAILS THE PRINCESS HALF OF THE TIME.

speak for yourself dude

>Ada Wong
>Wong
>Japanese
God damn it user

Ada Wong is just a pseudonym and her face model is Japanese.

We were supposed to get a sequel to Outlaw Star called Sword of the Wind that wouldn't feature Melfina, Suzuka, or Aisha, and condemn Jim to a non-character role.

Watch Angel Links if you haven't. It's not good but it's not bad, and takes place in the same universe.

>the virgin incel is calling normal people pussies
>for not liking manly woman like the faggots on Yea Forums(nel) do
Why do I read the entire thread.

Four swords isn't canon.

Get it together Risa, shit.

I'm not making any sort of claim that it works on a society scale level, but a benevolent dominant is an important part of proper BDSM, it's about being as much the servant as the master in the power play with all the whips and chains.

Also Marston was the inventor of the polygraph machine.

>because the vast majority of men dislike large/amazonian women
I'm certain you have actual scientific studies to back this claim up.

Jeez that fat weeb has no idea what he is talking about

A twist of fate...Link born in a land where hot wind in the day and cold nights are common. Hair red as fire,skin brown like earth,and eyes the same color as Lake Hylia.

Is that why they put effort into her appearance in the remake compared to Claire?

you think gender norms for sexual attraction just appeared out of nowhere? the joke about guys not liking tall girls in the game wouldn't exist if it didn't actually exist.

>No Melfina
>condemn Jim to a non-character role

What, it wasn't enough that they killed his waifu? Sick bastards.

I'm questioning the "vast majority" part.

You're thinking Gene.

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What's worse?

The fact that he killed her? Or that he never knew?

No, I want to fuck this

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I believe he's referring too the episode where he crushes on the little girl who uses cats in combat. who is also an assassin sent to kill the Outlaw Star crew. They fight, and win. Jim goes back to meet the girl and, shocker, she isn't there. He would assume it's because she stood him up. The reality is he killed her.

It's a shame they never did anything more with this storyline.

>It's a shame they never did anything more with this storyline.
Not much they COULD do with it besides going "Oh hey jim, you killed that little girl you met. Have fun with that mental trauma!"

Gorons are the Polynesians of Hyrule.

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What are the zoras?
And why did the gods Evolve them into birds after flooding the world? Are they just retarded? or dicks?

Because the whole point in flooding the world was that they didn't want anyone poking around in the ruins of the old world deep below the sea. They flooded that shit and started over on the pieces of land that remained.

>started over on the pieces of land that remained.
>literally just said "Fuck it, you're all on your own"
>Do bumfuck anything to prevent ganon from getting out of his seal
>Sea is roamed by demon-squid that attack travelers and whale spirits

>weeb
Look at the flag.

Flags dont mean shit. Especially on pol

Gorons.
Look at their big lips and tell me

user...?

I love the linguistic quirks of the Gerudo in BOTW. That was a highlight of the game for me, honestly.

She got herself killed is ST, I'd say that's a bit of a fuck-up

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Yo, Gogo is purpose built to be the best fucking girl ever drawn and it fucking shows
God bless

In BOTW they have women travel around the world looking for a suitor.

the blacks in my neighborhood sling rocks too

Finally, someone with a little taste around here

It was literally explained in a Sheikah stone you dumbo.

I hope the Gerudo have a prominent role in the next game, too.

There should also be a faction of "evil Gerudo" who think it's a waste of time to go looking for husbands and instead just kidnap men, like the classic ones from OoT and MM.

>You will never get to spend 2-3 years (maybe more or less depending on how fast they grow) jackhammering her
>Then the rest of your life getting your dick jackhammered by her
God please take me away from this awful life.

>8 feet tall is rather short for a Gerudo
Wait. How tall was Ganondorf? Not MUCH taller than adult Link, right?

Was Ganondorf mad because he was a manlet?

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Not even memeing but how is their race even pure after all that racemixing?

USA white women birth rate is about 1.6
Also this graph is nice to show where to retreat to in 20 years.

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Highly dominant genes.
Partly why males are so rare, the DNA of a female gerudo is just that fucking powerful.

It's a meme you dips

is there a single male gerudo in the series aside from The Dorf? If no, why not? Unless Ganon being alive prevents another male to be born, it doesn't make any sense, and another male should still be born every century.

The retconned lore is Gerudo are a race evolved out of Demise's will to delete Hylians, so they presumably have magic genes that don't dilute and are dependant on breeding with them for that very purpose.

Not really, it doesn't take into account current racial demographics.

Even if the white birth rate is higher somewhere, if there's already a predominantly high minority rate that area will still be higher in minorities (proportionally) than an area that started with less minorities but had a higher white birth rate.

Maybe you shouldn't make systems that require larger and larger amounts of people to pay off and placing huge burdens on future generations?

A male Gerudo is only born once every one hundred years. It's just more interesting for it to be Ganondorf than it to be some guy.

Although, since it's now canon that Ganondorf is just the spirit of Ganon/Demise born into a Gerudo, I'd like to see the idea of the spirit of Ganon/Demise being born into another one of the races.

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Gossip stone In front of the Temple of Time:
"They say that Gerudos sometimes come to Hyrule Castle Town to look for boyfriends."

>game set after Ocarina of Time
>male Gerudo is born
>world starts turning to darkness
>the world knows of Ganondorf and what the male Gerudo once meant
>first half of the game is beating dungeons to make it to the Gerudo and kill the Gerudo king
>but after you get the power of the gods, a scene that reflects the scene of Ganondorf getting the Triforce in OoT plays out
>it turns out that one of your allies up until that point was the reincarnation of Ganon, but he's a Hylian/Zora/Goron
>he knew it a Gerudo male was overdue and he just bided his time to use it as a red herring to manipulate the hero

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Fuck that, Gerudo Link when?

I'm surprised NJ of all places has more fertile white women than the entire East Coast

When are people going to realize "inbreeding" is a lie made up by some ugly nobleman centuries ago to get people to actually have sex with him instead of having sex with their attractive siblings?

>Proxies don't exist or retarded JET English teachers don't exist

user?

THEY NEVER KIDNAPPED AND RAPED ANYONE!

They've always dated outside of their race. They can't bring the man back into town though so they'll have people who work for a few months in the village and then go back to their families outside.

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>unironically being gay
>2010 + 9

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They honestly should give us a male gerudo so we can see what a "good" gerudo king is like.

That being said, they don't have one because they don't view it as important.

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>tfw no big stronk gerudo gf to engage in semi consensual snu snu with

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They need to do way instain mother. Who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

sounds pretty redpilled to me, but perhaps not based

they were in prison cells so I dont think they consented.

Source? Never heard that.

better than the fat whale you turned out to be

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>Literally tall enough for standing cunnilingus
Though, she wouldn't be standing for long once you started. Heh.

>cal-arts
who cares this is gay

>I_HAD_SNUSNU.png

Haha like what if link got with a gerudo and ended up being Ganon's dad haha.
That'd be funny.

Huh, there is some guy most likely a Hylian that is Ganon's dad
Never really considered that...

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Here's a better one for you.
What if ganon's dad was the mask merchant?