Ken Penders
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>people in the comments getting genuinely offended about somebody in their late teens having sex
Normalfags were a mistake
Based Penders
Not going to Twatter someone give the QRD please. Is the Lara Su Chronicles ever going to come out?
>Lara Su Chronicles
>ever going to come out
Best joke of the year.
He said the one story he never got to write but wanted to was Geoferry St. John fucking Sally.
No I'm not making that up.
Good lord, this clown looks like stinks of sweat, piss and wet dog.
A FUCKING SKUNK
Well lets be honest, its a miracle that there aren't more like him considering they're basically just writing Sonic Fanfiction.
Whenever I read his name I think of chicken tenders and read it as Ken Tenders and I chuckle.
What kind of sauce do you think he uses for his tendies? He looks like a mayo kind of guy.
He’s top spot trending for me lol
/ourguy/ does it again!
Based pedo
KEK NORMIES GETTING OFFENDED OVER SONIC THE HEDGEHOG COMIC LORE ON TWITTER time for a few reasons why this entire thing is just a bunch of bullshit
> 1. its fucking fiction
> 2. theres no point getting offended over nothing
> 3. hedgehogs dont even live that long. they only live 2-5 years on average so why dont they get mad over a 2 year old hedgehog and 5 year old hedgehog fucking
That sounds a bit too generous for Penders.
The entire Sonic franchise literally, LITERALLY only exists today because people wank it to the characters. It's hilarious watching these people get sanctimonious about the purity of the """underage""" characters while at the same time drawing/reading porn of them.
>Is the Lara Su Chronicles ever going to come out?
After he sues Archie again for whatever reason he can think of at the moment.
Someone post the foot fetish art he drew “for a fan”
>think he's just making a joke
>read replies
>he's seriously trying to argue in favor of adult relations with a minor
holy friggin based
This guy can't be real
Ayy.
fucking CHAD
Has Ken reached the point of no return?
Apparently this was a lotto ticket thing he did. That kinda makes it even worse
That face is going to haunt me for the rest of my life.
>poking the autistic ass Sonic fandom with a shipping stick just for the hell of it.
This dude wild
He's just a nobody looking for attention. Now that Archie is dead, he's lost most of it so he's trying to get it back.
Definitely. What the fuck did this absolute autist think the public response would be to that tweet?
How does Penders even make a living? He's been writing the Lara Su Chronicles for over 10 years now with no release.
Mom's allowance
>What the fuck did this absolute autist think the public response would be to that tweet?
The public doesn't care just the autistic fucks that actually read archie comics.
Never forget that Avengers Endgame was named after the Sonic comic Endgame 4-parter
His wife is the bread winner. All he does is tease people about releasing Lara Su.
Hilarious, admitting he wanted to write a story that revolved around Sally losing her virginity to some skunk is pretty amazing.
Even going as far as saying Sonic would have been too slow was cherry on the sundae.
People are upset about someone proposing that they wanted to write drama about how a 20 year old man stole a 16 year old's virginity in a Sonic the Hedgehog comic book.
Not memeing but is this Ken guy actually autistic? I'm being serious.
No, he just likes trolling autists and kids for attention. Dead serious, they somehow still don't get that he understands why they get upset.
>No, he just likes trolling autists and kids for attention
How is he trolling? He looks super serious on his Twitter. Can you post an example? I just learnt of this guy.
Why haven't you become a drawfag? Surely you'd draw better than this.
Why the fuck would you tolerate being fucked by that thing? And she's supporting him financially too? Just get a fucking vibrator and porn, Jesus Christ.
That's the rub. He says bullshit that he thinks will get him attention and people freak out every time, giving him attention.
He's not fully self-aware, as he believes his own bullshit and likes to huff his own farts, but he knows what he's doing. It's like when he said that tickle fetish art that he drew for a few bucks was some kind of political statement.
ballsack between the eyes
>The entire Sonic franchise literally, LITERALLY only exists today because people wank it to the characters.
Errr no. It exists because people like Sonic's fast gameplay. I doubt anybody played Mania with a boner.
He's still married?
what happened?
He tried to sue Sega for the rights to Sonic characters. Actual Sonic characters. Do you really need an answer?
Wew lads I love Twitter
I feel fucking grimy just looking at this guy
I did.
They're not legally married and he helped raise her son (not his, by the way). It's one of those complicated life situations. He's apparently a great person socially and he has plenty of real life friends, but he never found his way with a career and is just stuck on this Sonic shit for some fucking reason. It's sad.
>It's sad.
It's not sad if he makes mad cash. I'd love to be in his boots.
I want to FUCK Sally!
Really if you post in that Twitter thread and have a vested interest in the Sonic """fandom""" you are a degenerate regardless and probably belong on a watchlist somewhere.
Yeah for him writing officially licensed Sonic characters doesn't he make bank??
This is strange.
What is he doing with all that Sonic merch? He usually surrounded by that Lara crap he made up.
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Why are so many people calling it pedophilia? Does no one understand what the age of consent is anymore? Does no one understand that pedophilia is for prepubescent kids?
Not like any of this maters. It's a fictional world with fictional characters that aren't even humans and may develop completely different from us.
sorta. He's pretty fucking autistic and obsessive but also he loves to kick the piss out of the sonic fandom.
Too bad IDW sucks.
Who is Geoffrey?
He hasn't written Sonic anything in years. Julie Su is his own thing and has nothing to do with Sega at all.
You realize that people who write licensed comic books don't even make minimum wage, right?
Yup.
A skunk
Sonic literally gets cucked by a skunk in the penderverse
Some character from the Archie Sonic comics that got cancelled a while back.
He was a evil skunk that tried to get into Sonic's comic girlfriend's pants.
He sued them for characters that he created, and claimed that because he created them, he owns them, Sega lost because they couldn't find original copies of the contract that said anything he made was owned by them
It is too safe and Flynn doesn't know how to do anything without a firmly established canon.
>Julie Su is his own thing
He'd really like to believe that but fact of the matter is she first appeared in Archie sonic comics.
>16
>Pedo
Hey but the IDW transformers comics are good as fuck.
They are so dull it is a slog to read. Why the fuck are there long ass arcs? Why can't Sonic fight Eggman already?
He's the real fastest thing alive
>Why can't Sonic fight Eggman already?
Wait he hasn't yet? That is like the most basic shit anyone would tell you the series is about.
Let's try that again.
>Why can't Sonic fight Eggman already?
How long has this comic been running for?
>girlfriend's pants
>pants
>ohyou.jpg
You don't belong here.
Sally looks better in the crop top and shorts anyway
>thinking it is a good idea to have the main villain to nothing when he was more hands on than most other cartoon platformer villains
This comic sounds terrible.
>Sonic STILL hasn't fought Eggman yet
kek
>more then half the grills in highschool had sex with chads and 20 year old wash outs before grade 9
>college grills often gossip about all there past bf's openly
>talking about it is shunned outside this context
I never understood the double standard. Their parents knew, teachers knew, people knew but the topic is taboo once it's brought up by anyone else and you're the weird one for even pointing it out.
>Why can't Sonic fight Eggman already?
Because it is trying to be different and failing.
The different standards between male and female may as well be xenodiplomacy.
16 is the age of consent in like half of America and in a ton of other places around the world. What exactly is the contention here?
Counterpoint: the awful MLP comics, even if they weren't licensed comics the stories would be ass.
One of the major problems his Mega Man had.
I love Ken Penders. He's the perfect encapsulation of the Sonic franchise.
At least sonic always has amy.
>Why can't Sonic fight Eggman already?
Is this for real?
>Why the fuck are there long ass arcs?
Trade paperback fodder.
But 12 issues worth?
It started post-Forces with rogue Eggman armies attacking settlements as Sonic met with new and old characters alike, turns out Metal Sonic was in control of the groups and searching for Eggman - who lost his memory and didn't want to become Eggman. cue some evil fuckwit psychologist putting "Mr Tinker" through electroshock therapy while everyone kicks the shit out of Metal Overlord again, but Eggman didn't return to his normal self until he actually saw Metal Sonic and remembered it as his most treasured creation.
now everyone's trying to find Eggman and stop him properly while he's testing a roboticization virus last I saw