Hello all. I’m here to deliver you not just a smash leak, but to expose Nintendo. I’m a Nintendo employee working on the DLC for Super Smash Brothers Special, and i’ve got to tell you the work conditions there are horrendous. We live at Nintendo HQ and work on our assigned DLC character for 20 hours a day. We never get to see our families any more, they have them locked away as hostages to ensure we don’t leak anything. We get one bathroom break a week and no sick days. Sakurai tries to tell of these horrid conditions but everyone just takes it as “oh he’s so hard working”. It’s kinda infuriating how stupid you guys are.
Anyway, my entire family starved to death in Nintendo’s death dungeons, so I decided to run away, and, before Nintendo’s secret police kill me, leak the entire DLC roster as one last fuck you to Nintendo. I’m also sending my story to several journalists. Joker from Persona 5: already announced, and, as speculated, will be released on the 24th.
Erdrick from Dragon Quest: You already know this as well. Because we left some of him in the files we were all punished severely.
Porky from MOTHER: he is scheduled for announcement at E3.
Banjo & Kazooie: Schedueled for early September.
Sans from Undertale: Scheduled for January 2020. Sakurai got to leave the office for the first time in months to talk with Toby Fox.
>the fucking microsoft character isnt the E3 reveal but porky is you utter buffoon, you even failed at this.
Jayden Howard
Everytime I read anyone use the word "Exposed" I imagine some black youtuber talking about other youtubers.
Tyler Watson
>Porky from MOTHER
I would have believed you but no living being on the planet wants this. Not even Nintendo.
Gabriel Lopez
Real leak here. The trailer starts with pikachu finding a bowl of milk. Pikachu drinks the milk and dies from poison. Tom from Tom and jerry then comes in with a smirk. A splash screen comes up saying “Tom found that interesting”. It then shows gameplay of Tom. The trailer ends with Tom saying “hey, check this shit out” and bringing pikachu back to life with his satanic powers and afterwards. Sakurai then comes in and says that there is a new adventure mode with tails as the star. He says that it will be based on a story that fans wanted an end to for years and that some guy named lazerbot is helping with the story.
My sources say cheeto-man’s a boss, unfortunately. I know, it’s unfair.
Ryder Scott
Because they’re idiots
Jacob Adams
I'm confident that there is only 1 people who wants Porky in smash and just keep spamming Yea Forums making everyone believe Porky is a highly anticipated character.
