>ooooowhaaat
>ooowaaaaaaow
>oh my gaaaad
Ooooowhaaat
based
OH KAWMAHN
>OOOOOWHAAAAAAT I HIT THEM WITH A DRONE HOW ARE THEY NOT SURRENDERING YET
>OH WOW AND NOW THE UN WANTS TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS, SUCK MY BALLS ASSHOLES
>BUGGED DIPLOMACY MECHANICS
>just posts a pic of a cat
>detractors rage
how does he do it
>runs a fundraiser to beg for money to pay his taxes
>uses the money to move some chick across the country to live with him instead of paying his taxes
>neglect to pay any of your taxes the following year
>beg for money again to pay your taxes
>use the money you raise to go on vacation instead of paying your taxes
Fucking based holy shit! How does he get away with it?
DSP kino please
youtube.com
DAADGING DOES NOT WORK!
Doesn't look like rage, looks like they're just taking every opportunity to ridicule DSP
I've been watching some "How you don't play X" and he's unable to pronounce "bugged", has the most fucking grating laugh, that's honestly what bothers me the most
Can't wait for TIHYDP Sekiro
>I WAS BLAHKING
what are the sons of kojima spergs up to these days?
Tevin's a dumb nigger, yahoo!
D'Tractors are lonely spergs!
Half-hourly reminder.
not much, and you?
funny how you never post this image in giant bomb threads
it'd just be him reading chat instead of paying attention. tihydp's are all trash now
>Chris Chan
over the line, newfag
bet you most of them are niggers
>complains about posting video game youtubers on a video game board on a chinese frog posting forum
baka
he's working everyone
I miss the older ones when his rage and complaining were actually funny. Nowadays chat handholds him too much and his rage is completely manufactured, and he spends too much time acting like a clown for views.
Try to watch this without laughing
youtu.be
are you guys still obsessing over DSPs life after that schizophrenic guy left or are have you guys calmed down a bit?
I've heard good things about his sekiro playthrough though, even chat can't help DSP with stealth
being burdens to those around them
Who?
Am I the only one who thinks the constant Anti-DSP crowd is just as autistic, if not more autistic than DSP? As much as I hate DSP, there has to be more to your life than constantly reposting his long ass videos, adding in every nitpick you can possibly make.
Finally a TRUE gamer thread. These detractor faggots are literally OBSESSED!
Nah I think a Sekiro one will be good
youtube.com
DSP defence force really going at it ITT, been a while since ive seen them
>after that schizophrenic guy left
What schizophrenic guy?
i mean he literally stares at chat for a ridiculous percentage of his time playing the game to look for donations and bits.
>firecrackers
can't say i'm surprised
anything other than boss fights is not worth your time.
I do think dsp knows what he's doing and actually is quite smart at playing the retard to get monehly
money*
Watching DSP jump out of a car and 'Nothing I Could Do!' is significantly more of a contribution to the world than wannabe gayops niggers mad at a middle aged scam artist.
that leader guy your group used to have, name started with a D I think
crazy as fuck, I think he has a thread on kiwi farms
Fred Fuchs, I assume.
GTAB, OP
he definitely didn't know at first. he stumbled on it accidentally and now tries to milk it. he's too dumb to grow his channels though to actually be stable
lol'd hard, nice
>obsessed with a dude for YEARS where their daily life routine revolves around basically trolling him
>"detractors might be autistic"
Geee you think?
>How does he get away with it?
ah yeah thats the guy
WHY AM I POISONED
How does he keep getting away with it? While these pitiful detractors sit and circle jerk like the sad little worms they are Chad Syde Phil reigns supreme! Hahahahahahh pathetic!
KAT LOVES CATS AND MY PARENTS HAVE TUHNS
Underrated post
>LOOOOOK
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>I'M HOLDING THE BUTTON
>tfw the group that mocked him was like 4x more autistic than him
I've been following him for years and trust me he has always be super fking stubborn, he did not even wanna stream in twitch when his viewers asked him to and only did cos of adpocalypse and constant copyright strikes and trolling from detractors.
There's some puzzles that made him scratch his head a bit.
WHY AM I TOXIC
I NEVER FAILED THE MISSION
cant wait for him to come back from vacation and beg for more money because he HAD TO not work for a week and now he cant pay his bills
*TAHXIC
DSP will soon be fighting SS Isshin, will be fun as fuck
His first day with Sekiro was gold. He was in fits over Butterfly Lady and
chained Ogre
>That fake reaction to the headless ape
Cringe.
>Wow I totally didn't read a guide and know this was going to happen!
>not tossing phil some NEETbux
mentally ill, edgy children that need more parental attention and 3rd worlders that lack empathy because of their environments
This actual gamer beat Sekiro while so many fucking losers gave up.
WHY IS Yea Forums OBSESSED WITH HIM
chat tells him EVERYTHING. tips, spoilers, people calling him names
"oh no"
shoe laces don't seem to be too popular in the DSP household
RYDER KILLED HIMSELF
Because Twitch is a corrupt company that let's shit like that slide.
Only toss him anything when he’s near tilt to bait out a ten minute rant
UHH
NO
reminder DSP actually isn’t that bad at games
That scared the shit out of me UGH
You haven’t seen him play DKC
mechanically he's fine but his decision making is awful.
what percentage of gamers today would beat dkc
5%?
What you gonna do when this 18 year old STUD takes you yard?
i hope Yea Forums has done their part and donated to phil. i'm gonna give him $20 next time i catch his stream.
That must suck.
I didn't give up. I "dropped" my controller.
I agree. I do believe DSP puts on an act, but unlike say, AGVN, this is how Phil really behaves. But in his mind, he's smart, hilarious, and god's gift to women. But when he faces any sort of difficulty, he 'drops character' he goes straight to the excuse making.
His character, like everything else he does, is lazy and pathetic.
he modded a guy in chat who told him everything. where to go and what to use.
hes average, honestly very boring to watch
the compilations on youtube make him look like hes an absolute disaster but his streams are boring as hell
idk how they can go through all those videos to pick out the funny parts without falling asleep
>Has the memory of a goldfish
>Rushes through everything because he hates video games and just wants to get it over with
>Terrible at problem solving, so he uses guides and his chat to help him
>Terrible at decision making and pisses off his viewers in the dumbest ways
>Blames every missed input on lag,
>His TV is probably actually causing him lag
His technical skill is fine though
Bad at game? No
Stubborn and dense? Very
He said he would not use in game tools like sugar cos it's like a clutch, then he proceeds to get all the tips and helps from his viewer. One of a kind
>he hates video games and just wants to get it over with
same
Remember when he raged quit a Lego Star Wars game?
I beat DKC as a 7 year old kid. Struggled like a MOTHER when I was 25.
Reminder the best TIHYDPs show both the failures and successes, don’t constantly cut out for no reason, and don’t excessively go after him for the smallest infractions. A non-instrusive counter is optional.
What the fuck? That sounds boring as hell. No surprises at all. Does he fake a reaction like that every time something comes up? Why even bother trying to fake it?
you had fuck all else to do when you were 7 and probably not very many games either
You're still a kid mentally
>Claims he used to build PCs as a hobby.
>buys prebuild PC and complains he got ripped off and that it's underpowered.
Haven't watched Phil in ages. Is he still recording with a camcorder pointed to his television?
that is so awkward
>Actually tune in to one of his begathons
>Is on a 15 kills streak in colladooty
You don't see that on snort burnell tbqh
nah-ah
Nope. But he relies on his twitch chat to tell him every secret and how to beat the game for him.
>But in his mind, he's smart, hilarious, and god’s gift to women.
All true. Time to grow up little juanito and start respecting your legendary gamer elder.
No. It took him years, but his LPing tech finally caught up to everyone else. Make sure you give him his due head pat.
>play Black Mesa
>took him forever to figure out how to jump
been streaming for like 4 years now, and a "full time professional" twitch streamer for about a year.
If he's the gaming elder, I'm the elder god.
>Says Sekiro has really took it out of him it's the hardest he's had to work in years and is really stressing him out
>He needs the vacation to rest up so he can come back and beat it
How can you not love this man?
i wish
that's the true shit right there. there's a charm to how resistant he is to change even when it's completely obviously a superior change. like direct capture, twitch streaming, setting some sort of automated system that handles donation and sub updates. he fucking still manually updates them. i was watching a relatively new streamer who is like 20 years older than Phil and he already has that stuff figured out.
Why the fuck do you guys give this man so much attention? Because he's bad at games and complains? So what? Who cares. There's thousands of shitty content creators out there.
Well, he is elderly, that much is true.
I unironically find him pretty amusing, and not just in a mocking way.
Autism, that's why.
here's a good one
twitter.com/NoContextDSP/status/1101519430444556289
Should i cop one?
They were raised on le epic jewtube memes
Yea Forums actually thinks Phil is some high iq dude when in reality he's so stubborn he didn't wanna use screen capture or stream on twitch until he was forced to
he based
Because it's strange to see this guy attack his fans more than he attacks his critics.
Announcing reports is a bannable offense.
Autism. DSP isn't worth all the attention he gets, good and bad
Thanks, doc
IM PRESSING IT
LOOK
Because he's the perfect stereotype of a fatfuck leech who sucks at games. How could you not love this trainwreck?
kek
Why does she ALWAYS look so uncomfortable? Even unrelated to DSP Kat always looks like she wants to be anywhere else but there.
i do not like this webm
how long is the vacation? on some games i like to play along with him and then watch how he handled that part but i've fallen way behind. you can say he's bad and cherrypick examples or whatever but i've related to a lot of his experiences with that game more than other games. he grinds even hard games out at a surprising pace.
he cute
SEETHING
WUUUUU HAPPEN? WUUUUUUU HAPPEN? IT CLICKED!
Pro gaming life ain't easy, guys.
i think it's just her personality. probably has self image issues.
I first watched DSP back in 2008/2009 when he started making videos, he still sucked ass at the games but had at least a more positive personality. Now he's just another lolcow that's fun to make fun of like Wings
A week long I think. I feel you I like to check if there's a tihydp after I finish a game to see how he played it.
His whales are legit retards like a blind guy giving away his disability checks
>Does he fake a reaction like that every time something comes up?
Yes. He did the exact same during his Dark Souls 'redemtpion' playthrough.
If you have the time it's worth watching through: youtube.com
or if not check these two timestamps for the worst offences
hidden wall: youtu.be
pre-reaction to firekeeper: youtu.be
You retarded shitmunchers can't even go a single day without spamming these faggot off-topic generals
>grown man begs handicapped people for money
Absolutely based!
Truth is, he is one of the best overall gamers in the country
shut up retard holy shit
>Attacking a man for providing quality gameplay commentary to disabled
Detractors reaching new lows
>"Hey, you people should stop doing this retarded thing"
>"HURR NO YOU'RE THE RETARD"
damn nigga is kat a witch? tf is this?!
Fuck off mouthbreather
wow just ignore it
how thin is your skin!
if the mods don't care why should I(or you)? more than half of Yea Forums at any time is full of fapbait shitposting.
Why not go bitch at one of the twenty threads dedicated to "any games where i can X/Y/Z" with a an off-topic or provocative image to bait replies?
i wonder how many games he's beaten and how it compares with the people here that have beaten the most
what?
I'd rather compare how many games he's rage quit compared to the biggest rage quitters of Yea Forums