I'll take one copy of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

COWARD

HE JUST LEFT

>posting this doesn't result in an insta-ban
fuck this shit

alright you fucks. i want 20 unique replies to this post, and I'll stream it, no bamboozle

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NO U WONT U BAITING FAGGOT
LIKES ARENT A THING ANYMORE

I implore you to reconsider

You're never gonna make it!

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No you won't...

ur a faget

I don't believe you

If you ladies are all done kissing, I have some ASS TO KICK

Nah, you won't do it.

...

spbp

DO it faggot

You wont do it, especially after I USE MY TINY NET!!

You better not be fucking with me.

Do it if you're so great

Don't play with my heart

Chosen one!

>Bloodborne is the best From game

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I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn!

I never watched this movie but know the meme, so do it. Take my (You)

I don't get it. What's the big deal with this movie?

I wonder whatever happened to the boys at streamcountry?

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Pleae don't do it. Think on childrens!

can somebody redpill me on this movie and why it is so hyped?

.... THATS A LOT OF NUTS

Swingin' the chain....

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That's 20, now DO IT

It's funny.

its funny and has, may god forgive me, soul

you have done well
see pic for link
we start in a few

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BASED

Hey we get a movie starting soon, ladies be quiet and someone make that damn popcorn

Based AND redpilled!

Based

Mein neger.

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OP delivers

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You're a good man user. Thank you.

Getting the stream started. Do you mind if I play a game or something in the corner?

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>Estados Unidos

too late user

Get in here

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I'm just gonna go torrent it

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just finished it lads, didnt get the pure ending. hope it explains more in the pure ending?

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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>years later
>still don't understand why she was saying Wii

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Again with the squeaky shoes

DOESN'T COUNT YOU NIGGER

Lets fucking go.

>It's a cow episode

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SHIRT RIPPAH

tfw nostalgia

Post link OP

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did we do it?

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one
of us
is wearing
a push-up bra

...

what movie is this

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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I wonder if I could chop up the entire film into webms and upload it to /wsg/.

Kung Pow

but that movie is shit

Get absolutely fucked

OHHH WEEEEOOOOWEEEOOOOWEEEEEE

is this some ebin meme

fuck you

How new do you have to be

Looks like someone trained you wrong, as a joke

Steve Oedekerk wrote Patch Adams and Nutty Professor II: The Klumps. He wrote and directed Ace Ventura 2 and Nothing to Lose. His audience does not prize subtlety; it prefers talking butt cheeks. But even hardcore Oedekerkians may roll their eyes during stretches of this processed comedy chop suey. It’s a scrambled version of Tiger & Crane Fists, a mediocre 1976 Hong Kong martial-arts flick that the writer-director-star has redubbed and digitally altered to suit the tastes of novices who have never seen Woody Allen’s What’s Up Tiger Lily? Or watched Mystery Science Theater 3000. Or Saturday Night Live. Or parodies of The Matrix and The Lion King. Or turned on a television. Oedekerk plays an orphan (raised by rodents) who’s looking for the villain who killed his parents. During the long sequence in which the hero fights a digital cow, with much attention paid to squirting udders, why not take a break and purchase some Milk Duds.

Rating: D

"This shitty movie calls to mind (lists a bunch of great movies)"

This man never laughed once in his life

it most reminded me of kentucky fried movie, which was an incredibly trashy experience. but kung pow actually had a load of jokes that land.

what the fuck am i looking at

my sexual preference is my own business

the based chad streamer
the cringe virgin webm poster

Am I unique enough?

Zoomers fuck off

proto rick and morty fan

fuck you
i'm loving it

I actually don't understand the mentality of someone who doesn't love Kung Pow. It's just so packed with hilarious scenes. Literally every minute has something hilarious going on and nobody can ever seem to agree on the best scene or the thing that made them laugh the hardest.

>we are both ventriloquists but now we're upside down
>I swing a bit more!
>I swing a bit less!

make yourself a favor and watch it in it's entirety

It's legit comedy gold

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This saved the entire scene

based 7post

gay with AIDS

are we going to watch the sequel too?

Op delivered

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Your words hurt

>are we going to watch the sequel too?
Why you do this?

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Based OP

Adam confirmed for pretty nice guy.

If you've got an ass I'll kick it!

thanks whoever delivered for once, you're a good lad

I fucking missed it.

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>t. wimp lo

What happened to it? Development hell?

restream it goddamn

its been so long

pretty sure it was a joke, there never was going to be a sequel

He hasn't done anything since Cowboys & Aliens which was 8 years ago
Also, the shots at the end of Kung-Pow were deleted scenes

faggot

and even then he only created the concept.

Can we hope?
consequenceofsound.net/2015/07/a-sequel-to-kung-pow-enter-the-fist-is-in-the-works/

What's your favorite part ?

>again with the squeaky shoes
>everytime the girl goes WHAAA
>would you say, 10 millions ? *woosh*

HE JUST LEFT....WITH EASY MODE!

I remember a few years ago around 2015-ish Steve Oedekerk talking about finding more old kung fu footage to use for a sequel, was he just trolling or what

I don't believe you but let's wait and see.

It's really fucking dumb and lowbrow, but the good kind of dumb that's funny.

>THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS
>DJ guy and his sick dance
>The monks reciting mantras
ONE
OF US
IS WEARING
A PUSH UP BRA

>was at a con in 2018
>said nothing about it
Definitely just taking the piss

damn i want to watch something more

You are so great.

Damn... He isn't too old to be doing stunts and shit or anything is he?

have some yellow liquid too

I think it's just because of the miss piggy voice

This absolute legend

>oh great, and now the snorting starts!

The scene where he finishes training and ling is humming while pouring acid and salt and shit into his bloody hands asking if it hurts
It’s very clearly just a scene where he posted his face in and thought ‘I don’t know what to do with this so fuck it’ and it’s fucking fantastic for it

>>/f/3386929

And its non-dairy
Its Nintendo's amazing stealth marketing

SHIT

he's 57

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I watched Kung Pow at least 20 times, post your record if you are so great.

>Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

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Are they actually making the sequel?

>”I only went AAAUUUUUUUGGH- ...”
>”That does not mean a person is dead!”
>”Hey, if you’re all alive then surely Wimp-Lo! Haha, Wimp- Oh.”

Damn...

>that hairline

Anyone else think of that rhythm stage in Rayman Legends whenever they hear Black Betty?

>i missed a kung pow stream

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Holy shit, he has betty's hair now

funniest movie. Still waiting on part 2

>tfw missed it

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it doesn't try to be more than what it actually is.

Today OP wasn't a faggot, thanks for the chill stream.

streamcunt played his review copy of fallout 4 on stream, breaking the NDA and predictably inviting the legal wrath of zenimax, which was more pressure than he cared to deal with
no idea what happened to the rest of the lads, doc's /g/ meme site isn't even up anymore

I could watch this forever. The dancing is hypnotic

I can't believed 20th century fox was okay with this

>tfw remembering when Yea Forums had tons of livestream pages and communities

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Spicy fresh content inbound

twitter.com/Lythero/status/1109916607449612289

twitter.com/JoJoStarFox/status/1107366684237676549

It's because livestream killed their free version last year and everyone else heavily monitors what you stream to look out for copyright infringement.

He was wearing a wig in kung pow as well.

>we'll never have back the days of justin.tv where it was meant for games but people streamed whatever the fuck with 0 moderation

Cytube has been pretty good for streams. Maybe we could get more people using that.

>missed the stream

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>It's because livestream killed their free version last year
Its been dead longer than that

Thats just what synchtube turned into, do streams work good there?

If you mean livestream as in what used to be called mogulus, it was actually alive until like july 8th of last year. I should know because I streamed every day on a channel there and then suddenly it all died.

Well seeing as how the last few streams have been on it with no issue, I'd say yes.

every time I watch it, the bit where the dog's bark is delayed by like 5 seconds just gets me every time

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Let's be real, a sequel wouldn't be as good as the first, Kung Pow is one of those movies that work best as a stand alone film.

I think it's because most people don't even know how to stream to it. There's no obvious "go online here" button

The one that always gets me is when they're ambushing Master Tang
>coocoo! coocoo!
>NYAAAA, I'm just a birdie too!

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Well maybe we could make a tutorial infograph for it. Its not impossible and probably isn't that hard in the first place.

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS

No I mean that's the reason it's gone unnoticed and been relatively safe so far

Oh hmm, yeah you're right. Maybe we just need more anons streaming?

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I might be able to stream it guys. The quality is shit though and I haven't even streamed in like a year so I don't know if it will be any good

>We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke

ha was able to pause it on the three-boobed chick

>I'm coming.... I'm coming
>Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito...Nacho, Burrito..
>I ROCK... AND ROLL... ALL DAY LONG... SWEET SUZY!!

Anything with Wimp-Lo is kino.

I remember in HS my friends and I were doing quotes from the film. I said that line, pretty loudly, right when everyone stopped talking in class. Everyone looked at me and the teacher was shaking his head.

Goddamn user. I bet you lost all your spaghetti that day, huh?

The "IM COMING" part into the tiny net fucking kills me every time.

>the tiny net scene in the French dub
rip streamcountry, they were too good for this world

>tfw own the dvd but need to set up a good auto stream
Too lazy to write a verification so here's the rarest game i own

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>"So cute....bye bye!"

>clothes are black/red
>one
>of us
>is wearing
>a push up bra

Taiga
Taiga
Taiga taiga
MMMM Bird
Birdie
Birdie Birdie

Reminder that Wimp-Lo won his battle against Master Betty.

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I've never seen it. do it fagoit