I see a lot of Youtubers crying about how game developers having to work hard, and some of the blue-haired tranny dykes they diversity hire aren't up to snuff. Well you know how hard I worked to achieve my dreams? There's no bloody work ethic these days that's the bloody problem with you people. You think there weren't days I wanted to just sit on me arse and not record Easy Lover and Sussudio? You think I never got bloody tired of playing Sussudio and just wanted to sit on me tour bus and eat crisps all night? But great art doesn't come from eating crisps, and now I spend me days at me mansion with me beautiful wife making royalties off In the Air Tonight and drinking all day on me boat. So you tell your game developers that they can keep bitching all they want, but that's why they'll never get a taste of the good life.
