Every siren so far has been skinny white girl with brightly colored hair

>Brown skin
>LOL She's BLACK CUZ I SAID SO!!!

Why are you so insecure?

Cool, another ugly design in which all the fanart looks nothing like the original. Couldn't get enough of that with Blizzard's manfaced lesbo.

I'm glad you retards think she's ugly. She is total waifu material for me. Usually, the best girls in the media are the buff ones.

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Frig off loser

She only has one fucking pic some retard keeps spamming and it even isn't good.

If the media's buff girls were the best, they wouldn't all be drawn and modeled hilariously off model.

If only she looked like this in the actual game.

The real question is why you care

I don't really think she is ugly just different from the other sirens

I'd like my fictional muscle girls to look good for once.

>insecure
do you just throw around words without understand their meaning

state of you '''people'''

>OMG I LOVE MY MUSCLEFU POO IN LOO! SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HER! MMMMMM MORE FOR ME HEHE I'M A PATRICIAN HUE HUE

take a shower. seek sunlight. get some taste.

>black
Nah, it's tan

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>that pic
man of taste

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It's the worst of the bunch but still decent. Just prepare for lazier jokes, bland landscapes and really annoying characters.

the best buff girls are the meat mommies.
Meat mommy>nice and toned>everything else

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Tina tiny says dickalicious on your 2nd playthrough it's totally worth playing for that

The only anons that dislike muscle girls are low test weebs that wanna jerk of to their 400 years girl stuck in a loli body.

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>>this new siren just happens to be a buff black chick

Brown, not black. Gigantic fucking difference, and it literally matters, just like pic related is brown, and not black.

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From best girl to that tranny.
Absolutely shameful.

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With her Siren powers she can give me and 7 other family/friends a handob at the same time.

>black
She is an oreo at best.

>talking shit about tranny designs while posting that proportionally male torso abomination

uw0t

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if only girls like this existed in real life. I would be fine with living in this boring world.

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You heard me, faggotron. Proportionally long torsos are a male characteristic.

absolutely best girl

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1/7 is a little over 13%, which is statistically appropriate.
I bet out of the total kills done by every Siren, she makes up 50% of them.

I want to fuck her with my head shoved in her armpit.

All we know about sirens is that they require to be female what the fuck Randy that isn't inclusive. Doesn't matter what they look like, they can be fat to fit to slim to whale.

ok that made a giggle a little
a pit man I see

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I really, really dig Maya.
I lost my virginity with a blue haired punk chick and it was amazing.

Stop posting me and my wife

WHORE

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So if Athena is the "main" character in TPS, who's the "main" character in 2? I went with Mordicai in 1 and Axtion in 2. I ahve a level 72 Krieg tho.

based and bluepilled

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I lost my virginity to a shrek looking slag, i'm jealous. At least we lost our v cards.

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that image reminds me of HURTS MY HANDS for some reason

>whore
let's be honest gaige is the most whorish out of all the characters

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Make me, dyke

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Don't make me warn you again you philistine

We were both pretty drunk, but damn, she was crazy, she couldn't stop her hands and was just touching me everywhere.
Hope I find a girl like her, or even herself, again.

you know I'm kinda disappointed that the artist made her a lesbian it makes it really hard to self insert

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Looks black to me.

especially since the other girl is so boring

SHE'S NOT BLACK SHE'S INDIAN WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED

WHY DO YOU NIGGERS HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE EVERYTHING THATS NOT NIGGER? YOU NIGGERS PRETEND TO BE BEANERS AND GET CAUGHT ALL THE TIME.

WHY?

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niggers, poos in loos it's all the same to me

so if you had to choose one, would you fuck a nigger or a poo in the loo

well I guess a North poo in loo they look kinda white

Yeah same, glad we could have this talk. I'd still fuck the new siren if she had that stupid poo in the loo accent.

The incel to normie ratio around here has tilted drastically holy shit. Do you people have friends

Since there was a red haired siren and a blue haired siren I feel they missed their chance to make a green haired one and be RGB

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incels are normies

best siren design yet

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It is startling that Amara doesn't have purple hair since it's her color scheme. But then again Angel and Steele had normal hair colors so idk.

Friends are for people with no imagination.

Why is confident so smug?

What will her personality be, tho?
She better be shy and nervous all the time.

Put maya's smirking face there and you got a winner

She's cute but I wish she had a different hair color. Maybe deep purple or white. Brown on brown is kinda zzz

>accent
I haven't heard her voice yet
>you people have friends
where do you think we are

You're gonna get to change it in game

She's fine.

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Brown on brown is maximum diversity, tho.

Those often ruin the rest of the pallette, but in general you're right.

yes I do like the design but as I said it's quit the jump from pale pixie dream girl to buff brown muscle mommy

No, diversity is about corruption.

I promise to pirate this turd of a game. Not to play it, but to seed it.

Krieg is really fun to play as. When that dlc released me and 3 of my friends set up lan style at one of their places and all 4 of us played as krieg awhilw drinking. Many laughs were had.

She looks like a complete freakshow.

>manic pixie dream girl
Fuck off back to tumblr with their stupid buzzwords

but is she fir femdom?

The concept art isnt bad, but the end product looks like awful.

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This is a legit story trope and character stock. It's usually a story aid to help pitiful white kids like you to make you feel unique about yourself.

Roland
Axton
Athena

Axton seems the most likely candidate with his dialogue.

Pretty sure. Overall it looks like Lilith is the central character of the games with that hidden message in battleborn.

The hair and face look overdesigned.

it’s a tv tropes thing

I just wish her face wasn't so damn angular
she'd be perfect, if it wasn't for that outfit choice and face

I don't give a fuck about the siren's ethnicity but I do care about her head clipping through her hair (Which might get fixed) and the game only being available on the PC by downloading a launcher that turns your PC into spyware that sells the information of your fellow citizens to a hostile government.

Ah, the one place with even more autism

>yurishit

>I need to see the cock of some man who isn't me if I want to fap to it

>not enjoying vanilla
Faggot detected

I like muscle girls with cute faces and big breasts. Not steroids using females.

Lesbian stuff can count as vanilla.

I'm aware that I'm gay for being into cocks.

>Orangekisses
Literally the only artist whose Zarya I like
God bless this fat texan tumblrette

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Like this?

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>not self inserting as the man
nigga you gay

orange draws good zarya I agree.

>Self inserting
Double gay.

It's so hard to find decent Zarya porn where she doesn't have a dick, and doesn't look like a ballooon animal.

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>he isn't able to picture himself with a woman
big cuck

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I mean, I'm a big fan, but I understand why not everyone would like it out of all of them. I've never played Borderlands though, what's the best way to start? The Handsome Collection?

Do pics of the artist exist? I like fatties and I’ve heard she’s cute.

I don't believe so, and if they did they don't anymore now that Tumblr is nuked to shit. Maybe check her twitter? That's where she posts her non patreon shit now

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You know what have this you.
TOBLERONEEEEE

>borderlands

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Eh I doubt it. I remember seeing someone post a picture of a girl claiming it was Orange and that she deleted it as soon as she had posted it to her tumblr (when it was active).

Either way, keep posting beefy girls.

There's really not a whole lot here that is SFW, but I love spreading appreciation of beefy chicks

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I wish someone would be a hero and regularly update her yiffparty page.

muscle girls are the best

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>when One-punch man -artist draws a single panel of Tatsumaki with abs
noice

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I love the expression Tracer has in the full pic.

Every face in borderlands has more angles than a geometry class.

>tfw no musclegirl gf to fatten

>calls a character tranny
>then posts his tranny version of the tranny looking siren

How do I proceed from here? I wanna make Lilith a Badass Killer of badass caliber

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MY
FUCKING
DICK

Get a buddy to play roland and break the game in half with the turret

man, when i saw Maya for the first time i fell in love
still best waifu i ever had
im still waiting for a blue haired punk

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you are supposed to protect the girl's abs, you idiot.

Borderlands 3 is a good time to break my siren streak anyway.

The new female siren (no, not the one in the OP) and Moze look fucking autistic, I laugh every time I see them.

Also, the faggots saying "HUR DUR SHES INDIAN" provide proof or fuck off. Black Women > Streetshitters

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She's Indian.

>Calls dick "tiny and cute"
>Still calls you a "white god"

Why are captionfags so cancerous?

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Trust me, I like abs too. But I also have a major kink about making a musclegirl chubby.

Musclefags are getting to be almost as bad as footfags. I prefer my girls to not have muscles, shit is just weird to me. You fags are spamming almost as much as footfags.

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She's literally in high school, user...

The clip that is the inspiration for that picture is an enlightening experience with sound.

Post that shit, nigga, don't leave us hanging

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That's when it starts, shut-in...

the whole race thing is cringy desu

If women weren't meant to have muscles, then they wouldn't have them

It shows effort put forth to better yourself and is an admirable trait

I can see the appeal of it from like a power fantasy perspective but it always feels really fucking forced and awkward

She goes from cute to monstrous depending on the angle.

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It never ceases to make me laugh that Yea Forums spergs about Borderlands designs not looking like conservative petit Japanese flowers when the game is post-apocalyptic. You're playing punk Mad Max and wondering why everyone looks like a train wreck went through a closet.

Captionfags aren't great writers

Very nice

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Girl Power and Silent Resolve are disgustingly strong skills. Either start working on Diva>Inner Glow>Girl Power or do Silent Resolve>Slayer>Blackout. You'll be able to have all of them by the end of the first playthrough anyway, then all you really need anymore is Quicksilver and High Velocity.

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I like her hair better from this angle, it implies she has a full head of hair and not that widow's-peak-only nonsense.

While you are technically correct that it's post-apocalyptic because there's an advanced almost extinct alien race that the whole game kind of revolves around, the aesthetic is more of a wild frontier with space cowboys to be honest.

Orangekisses is something else man
I've commited war crimes against my penis with her preg zarya stuff

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>the author self inserts his tiny dick
laugh at this faggot and everyone getting off on this

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A man of taste, I see.

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It's some incredible shit, my friend

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The only acceptable raceplay is human worship

My brethren in arms

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Missed site, Anthony?

I want to thank you for letting me discover Orangekisses.

>preg
>muscular
dear lord, never have I met a man of such exquisite taste

We headin' out?

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Fucking hell, I don't want to jerk off again right now, but this shit is fantastic

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>I want her to make me cheat on my girlfriend in front of her

Fuck off, you diseased bottom-feeders.

>tfw into musclepreg
>tfw also into strongfat

How can I purge a fetish and just leave patrician ones?

you can't recover from degeneracy, it's slope not a ladder
I'm sorry user, stay strong and don't fall any lower

Lost with an escort,kinda regre it because the point of losing your V card is knowing how to get a girl into bed,the rest comes naturally,i lost the v card but didnt learb anything from it

>best girl
>posts krieg's girl

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>fat gaige

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Nice to see discussion of fap material can soothe even Yea Forums

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>Games: endless fighting and shitposting
>porn: unity

fuck I'm conflicted. I want to get a gf like this in real life but I am a dyel. Do girls like this want an in shape guy or what? I've been playing too many video games and watching too much anime to tell.

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The biggest question is what happened to Krieg

Girls like this rarely care about guys, I'm pretty sure. The reason they're so ripped is because they're not interested in much else other than getting swole.

You faggotlords need to actually get a grip, develop some standards and preferably get out.

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Most fit girls I know still want a dude who's stronger than them or at least dominant in the bedroom, they're still women after all. Gotta be fit but even if that discourages you, you should still hit the gym or otherwise get into a physical activity, even as simple as just jogging around or biking, does wonders for the mind and I found it got me the motivation to start being more serious and actually go to the gym

No thanks

it's more often about the girl having some kind of complex, fetish or an obsession
plus of course the compulsive need to prove something to someone.

Or you know, maybe they just adore fitness?

Any theories on whether Siren armpits smell and/or taste different to regular humans?

No way that's natty

>I want to get a gf like this in real life but I am a dyel
Then stop being a dyel and start being a saiyan

All Sirens on Pandora smell like Eridium, what that smells like I got no clue

Literally every "muscle girl" is on steroids. If you'd gone to a gym once in your life you'd know the culture.

Who the fuck actually complains about having buff black chicks in games?

siren sweat smells like eridium
that's canon

Strongman routine will get you big and burly in short order if you stick to it.

I can get behind a buff indian chick but that face is total butterface.

Would that be blacked? Or would she get bleached?

I WANNA BE /SS/'D BY THE ELDRITCH HORROR

>orangekisses

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Piss and nachos, same as slag.

I am glad my boner decided I liked this character design.

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>black
Are you retards the same ones who think Symmetra is black? Lmao

I might as well take the leap and try. I'm not that fat yet and I think it would look good.

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like olives

nice

Like the man said, through dick, unity

>girl
>not meat bicycle
you had one job

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Just be aware of your limitations and put the effort it. At least with strong fat builds you don't need to shred - just keep pumping iron and calories into you and you will be a burly motherfucker.

I just beat BL1 for the first time 10 minutes ago, that final boss was amazingly, pathetically easy. And it's not like I was overpowered or anything, it's just a stupidly easy fight. I was basically just standing still and took almost no damage.

more meat

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Get to 61 and then go find Crawmerax. Tip: having at least 1 weapon of each elemental type for Craw's minions is a damn good idea.
They also give good XP so if you're somewhat underleveled but can kill them you can farm them to get to 61.
The hardest of Craw's weak points to hit will be the one on his back because he turns damn fast and is hard to get some distance from if you arent lilith or brick.

>Wet abs

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>Proportionally long torsos are a male characteristic.
That's idiotic

Ok but he's the optional superboss, he's supposed to be retardedly hard. I at least expected the final boss of the story to give me more trouble.
I played as Roland if that matters.

Yeah unfortunately the Destroyer is and was a disappointment. At least with the GOTY edition you get chests with good quality loot when you kill it.

I expect nothing less from a perma Yea Forumsrigin like yourself

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Well she's definitely dark skinned but her facial features don't look black at all
>also that dialogue

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Yeah, I actually got a Violence for my level which I already know is hilariously powerful.

Explain

HOGGED

They even said they made it more interactive but they just added flying shits that trigger kill skills from running into the shots you aim at the boss.

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The third game's jokes feel really foreign to Americans because it's supposed to be Aussie based or some shit on the moon

The studio working on the third game also shut down so not much DLC was delivered but I enjoyed the one that was

Scarlett's DLC is kind of slow and boring unless you really get into the whole pirate theme
Torgue's is actually pretty fun because of his dialogue
Hammerlock has great scenery but the witch doctor enemy type is cancer on harder playthroughs and many people hate it
Attack on Dragon's Keep is the best DLC hands down
It is so much better than the others it's kind of weird

Anyone could say something they don't like about a woman is almost as bad as footfags, fag.
I don't really like feet in that way but I can't comprehend the hate it gets. I would understand if anal got that much heat, but feet? what?

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Girls like that are attention whores. A real muscly girl would workout simply to get strong and have no desire to show off on the internet.

>tfw no muscle gf who wears cute clothes

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played bdo for about a week then got bored
at least my character was cute

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Why did they have to make her brown though? I would have been fine if she was white and muscular.

What the FUCK is a billabong anyway.

I've been wanting to get it but I'm pretty sure I'll end up doing the same of getting bored within a week.

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this, i fucking hate that dyke zarya. all they had to do was give her a feminine jaw and she would be 100% better instantly

According to wikipedia it's a river that only fills in the rainy seasons, other than that it's a dried up ditch.

It looks like a poorly done sketch by a half assed 'Artist'. Disregarding the subject matter, this is trash.

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I like fit brown girls

What's she going to do with that alien ghost fist?

I like fit white girls.

I like fit girls

bend over, user

I like muscle mommies alot

so how are they gonna ruin the monetization?
i'm guessing there will be a heavy focus on online play and paid character skins.

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I fully expect there to be micro transactions along with locked content that should have been in the base game but that will be a given.

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>Implying it won't have 300 DLCs just like the other games

I fucking hate Korra as a character, but damn does she tick a lot of boxes physically

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>She-goat
Not bad

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Play Dragon Quest 3

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You need low bf to see abs

This is my fetish
I want my musclefu to be like a pretty princess.
I want to come home from soul crushing work at the business factory to see her dressed in a frilly apron with a tray of freshly baked treats for us to share.

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>state of what happened to that Attack On Titan girl

I haven't seen such a drastic FUCK YOU FOR THINKING SHE WAS HOT backlash since Anko from Naruto

>anko is fat now
why do you fags keep reminding me

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A roid gut hidden by 5" of fat isn't abs.

Why, what happened?

>I haven't seen such a drastic FUCK YOU FOR THINKING SHE WAS HOT backlash
W-what happened to Mikasa?

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What? Why does Misaka become fat?

she has short hair and a lanky physique now i think

This is her now, far left character in pic

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muscle girls are a peak alpha male fetish, never apologise or even feel remotely embarrassed about it

nothing is better than having sex with someone that can actually match your pace

She doesnt look fat, just looks like Levi now. Is he turning her into a dyke or what?

He's doing everything in his power to make her not hot

mikasa is now a MC cocksleeve and doesn't do anything proactive anymore. also she cut her hair and lost the physique

>She's covered up now
Well, guess I'm going to Japan

>one must always add the appropriate prefix aka sand, jungle, radioactive vodka shithole, etc before the word nigger
Sorry user but the prefix isnt important
A niggers a nigger

Looks like Baki

Why does she look FtM now?

>muscle girls are a peak alpha male fetish

chads don't like musclegirls because they threaten their fragile masculinity too much and they also think they are gay as fuck/trannies

I don't read the manga but people who do read the manga say she got cucked.

>Fit
>Big tits
The female body doesn't work like that.

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What if you had big tits but got fit later?

Fuck you it doesn't. Do you seriously think that tits are nothing but fat?

cope flatty

the juxtaposition is what makes it appealing. unfortunately we also acknowledge that this only works in 2D and most real life fitgirls have implants, dogfaces, and are on roids,
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS CHERRYPICKED EXAMPLE?
fitgirls are the saddest example of sturgeons law I'm afraid.

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The burning of fat reserves would shrink your tits without some magic tier genetics.

Needs more meat.

yeah it does retard, you need to eat a fucking shit load of food to build muscle, especially if you're female, and the tits are the first place any fat goes to on most women

Wouldn't that depend on what areas you're working on?

And the fat in the tits are the first to go when you work out and get fit.

Strength training and targeted exercises alone won't reduce breast size. Without cardio or a full body workout, some exercises can make the breasts appear larger.

Avoiding chest exercises can stem the loss a bit but losing fat is something that just happens to the whole body.

And without cardio or a full body workout you're never going to get as fit as Amara.

Am I the only one more interested in her gameplay? The arms power could be interesting to play depending on what she can do with them. The other characters don't have as much to them.

She's a Siren so for all we know, Eridium is like juicing for her

We're talking about real life here, of course 2D women can keep their tits with their muscles because they're perfect.

How can 3D even compete?

They literally can't

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lmao just tren hard and intentionally let it aromatize into estrogen

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>that
>black

You better still be loyal to your waifu.

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>when you spend hours sculpting a cute girl's face for your RPG character, then start the game and realize she's hideous

Built for sucking dick and armpit fucking

zero-g fucking as she puts you in a phase-lock

>girls can't have abs without drug use
oh, it's this meme again

My dick can only get so erect

Swole megab bulldyke oh so tuff indian girl.
Awesome.

The rest of the characters are horribly annoying fuckups that are obviously on the LGBTQA rainbow and a robot that fucks dogs. Great.

The fucking twins are more likeable MCs and they are the fucking bad guys.

Who is that gaggle of fuckups for?
There is no fucking niche for masculine swole lowfat dykes. Other gay bitches, closeted cucks, and absolutely bottom of the barrel anything masculine presenting will do loser bitches and everyone hates that niche of creepy fucks.

Don't worry mods will fix it

Maya is asexual.
Flirting with her would be like flirting with an autist.
She canonically doesn't understand that she's hot.

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99% of that shit from that artist starring those girls is futa and to be honest I'm beyond sick of seeing it.

It's PRECISELY what the absolute fucking losers who're into it want to see. Problem is that no one else does.

Western games have long ago passed the event horizon of how much faggotry people are willing to except in games and even the children are becoming SUPER aware of the homosex and not even subtle gay gaslighting going on.

The entire making fun of jeebus thing with BL3 and the over the top faggotry and gay along with the totally unlikeable cast of nonsense characters is probably going to cost it in terms of sales.

Who said the cock needs to be from a man?

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Litterally retconned her away from being a bishie swole dyke in canon so they can push her as dyke and the lipstick in her gay relationship but still fem and is all "needs the right big strong man to fuck her/rape her straight" thing that dykes use to keep from being treated like shit by the entire male populace.

>new siren
>black
Non-specific brown is a race of its own

>tfw I can't find that Korra hatefucking thread pic
God damnit, it's in here somewhere

Strength training and excessive cardio and exercise to the point where you're shutting down ovulation DESTROYS a woman's secondary sexual characteristics.
Tits go
Hips go
Ass and thighs go.
It's a fucking fire sale user all traces of femininity and ability to grow a healthy child to term naturally MUST GO!
And here's the kicker.
It don't come back. It's gone forever.

Women with sixpacks and shit but huge tits and favorable fat distribution are a meme.
They are lie that exists only for dykes and as a trap to lure in straight men.

lord god I want to swan dive into her muff

Manic pixie dream girls are old as fuck user.
Just because the term has been coined recently doesn't make the essential personality elements a new thing that just sprung into being.

>not black
>literally an Egyptian pharoh
You're not even trying user...

Remember how much money capcom spent on pushing "Poison is a girl guys really" across the net?

No one liked poison and everyone was creeped out by the obvious gay shilling.

CS Lewis's wife Joy was an irl one, it's a real thing

WE

>Flirting with her would be like flirting with an autist.
Amazing, I read that exact same line over 12 hours ago after I woke up.
I think YOU are the autist here.

Do muscle girls have tighter vaginas somehow? Does anybody know the physics of this situation

Just where do you think you are?

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Yeah...but women don't just spontaneously become asshole ugly and hyper masculine.
That's fucking bullshit.
Chicks like that are the first to die user.

She looks like she only fucks white guys

No. They don't.
Lot of them are dyke or go full whore once the test kicks in so they're oft ruined their snatches after a few years.

But when they cum..it's like being milked by a milking machine. And bitches on steroids orgasm often and hard.

Don't ask how I know.

Uh huh. Tell me all about your close, personal experience with muscle girls. Mine tells me they're on at least 5-20mg daily of var. Assuming they're not trying tren or clen out, at that.

If they do kegels then yes, theoretically they could actually gain the finesse to make a milking motion with their pussy.

How do you know?

thanks friends

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>not self-inserting as the rapist futa
shiggy

What if I like both?

I WANT FIONA TO FINANCIALLY DOMINATE ME!

I want to stuff my face in those armpits.

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You mean consciously control their pussy contractions.
When a woman cums hard her pussy milks the dick.
She has no control over it. It happens.

Will she even be in the game? She didn't appear in the teaser video or game trailer.

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Most characters in 1 and 2 were fun, especially Lillith and Maya.

Borderlands 3 characters:
>turret guy 4
>punching guy 2
>summon animals?
>zer0 2/turret guy 5

Lilith was white, Maya was Asian, fuck

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tv as in television you mongol

youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw

a man of taste I see.
I can enjoy muscle girls sweat like it's a fine wine.

lol if maya was asian she'd look -.- not o.o

Hey quick lore question
Is the robotic vault hunter Loaderbot?

Sweet Jesus

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>that subhuman puke inducing nigger tier tumblr art
How much of a faggot you need to be to find that shit unironically good.

based

>Fl4k: Robot Mordecai
>Moze: Gaige 2.0/D.Va
>Amara: Mix of Brick + Maya
>Zane: Mix of Timothy+Wilhelm
Those are better examples

Indian.

The last nigger on pandora was roland

What kind of fucking loser wrote that?

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I’m not into rape. Only lovey dovey sex with strong women. Also hand holding

Welcome to the world of big thighs.

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It's still dumb. I would prefer something unique but they must be saving that so they can sell DLC.
And what I read said Zane makes a decoy and runs away. That's literally zer0.

>Read through this thread
>Hop onto Youtube
>Recommended are now all Korean bodybuilding women

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It's a summary of everything wrong with gearbox. 10/10 designs, boring abilities

He seems still there in the tráiler, doesn't feel like he goes invisible to me. If he does then yeah, it's more a mix of Zero+Wilhelm

>Main bad guy in BL3 is a tiny white siren girl.
>The token POC siren of BL3 will get shot in the back and die in BL4.

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>10/10 designs
No

>Lexx reaction image

That's a first

I never got the DLC for the pre-sequel so I have no idea how either Jack or the other one played.

yes

Have another one, my man.

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Jack is second only to Krieg in terms of fun. Totally worth buying.

time to share with the class
also, anyone got that fit asian mom everyone was obsessed about years ago?

Jack summons clones of himself that shoot other people and draw agro to them or are very squishy but give him bonuses each time one of them die, there can be like 2-4 at a time, don't know how many exactly.

Wilhelm summons two drones, one for atack (Wolf) the other for self-healing (Saint) similar to the ones he summons in his fight with him in BL2. One skill tree, focuses on Saint, the other on Wolf and the middle one on becoming more and more like a machine, where at certain levels he changes body parts like his arms, legs and back while giving himself bonuses or perks (running while shooting, launching his metal arm instead of a punch or throwing down shit from his cannon everytime his shields go down) and changes his voice to become more robotic.

I want to say that Hammerlocks sister plays pretty fun but I'll be honest, her face horrified me and starting off with a huge stack of cash screamed easy mode to me.

Wilhem reminds me too much of Roland and Axton which have been the two most boring characters in the series. Is he like them or is he a bit more fun to play?

>using money for anything other than the slots

Give her white hair and a bushy treasure trail reaching the navel!

She seems like she has an interesting ability at least. I like doing the magic shit instead of just shooting or punching people better.

He's more fun. But Roland's turrent jump exploit added a whole new level of fun.

Roland is garbage all the way through.
Axton is shit until TVHM (lvl 30-50), then he starts getting some nice skills
Wilhelm is pretty good from lvl 3 since his drones follow him around in a Deathtrap kind of deal instead of those two and at lvl 20 or so you start marking enemies by pressing your action skill again for increased damage and longer skill duration if you kill the target.

The cool robot stuff will probably have to wait for his second or third playthrough though.

Wait I thought Roland was considered the only playable class in 1 because of above mentioned turret jumping and because the turrets made for an effective meat shield

Roland is by far the worst character in BL1.

Siren's SMG efficiency made her the best by far. Anarchy SMGs were fucking broken. You could get it to the point where she could hold down M1 in the general direction of Crawmerax the Invincible and he would just disappear.

Zane is just an effiminate hipster Zero that hides and uses turrets and minibots.
None of that shit sounds fucking fun.

Amara is just brick except an indian bulldyke with punchy siren powers that are probably totally unhelpful.

Moze...boring little cunt licker with the worst parts of tank girl and the DV8 mech. I don't see anyone making her their main except for shits and giggles.

Fl4k. I honestly don't know what the fuck is going on with that shitter. I really dont'.

And there's no dedicated soldier class.
Hot fucking damn.

What are the practical applications of this?

Lilith and Brick both shit all over Roland in terms of raw power and tanking.

Hopefully the guns will keep the techno magic thing and they allow for cool grenades like in the tiny tina dlc and special perk abilities that everyone can use.

FI4K is my favorite in design I just hope he has properly scaling abilities as opposed to what happens to OP8 Axton and Gaige.

Moze IS the soldier class, her turret can simply move and is piloted.

It's trash but I have no intention of playing the game anyways and I never played as a Siren in 1/2 so whatever.

She's obviously Indian. She even has that whole Hindu shit going on.

>finding this thread while on nofap
A test from God himself holy fuck

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I thought he was cool back when I was sure he'd have like giant fuck off huge satelites from space and cold be upgraded into a berserker kill bot or something...
but he's a goddamned dog fucking WoW tier hunter.
The fuck kind of thinking went into that goddamned design?

clean your room

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She's a futa, right?

See
Character was designed as shlick/self bumming material for the LGBTQA types.
Entire thread is made to try and sell her to straight men but it's failing miserably.

Will we ever find out what Zer0 is?

she looks ugly as fuck and there will be zero porn of her, people want to keep their lunch down after all

Please crush my head

>that terrible shop
yikes

Is she also a genki ojou?

If we can get a mask for this girl, she would be perfect. Not because I think her face is bad, but because I have a mask fetish

I have a plan.
What if instead of a 400 years goddess stuck in a loli body
it's a loli stuck in a muscle girl body
And also I'm stuck next to the muscle girl's body because she's really strong.

Probably an android of some kind. He had a head called Not Canon that had his cracked helmet with a large robotic eye in it, but then again, the title of it is Not Canon, so take that with a grain of salt

>thinking its niggers saying this and not retarded white people that don't understand anything outside america or southern europe.
As much as you snow niggers love to talk down to everyone and bring up IQ and statistics, you motherfuckers are very oblivious to basic shit.

Wasn't that a Burch thing? Who knows if it'll even be relevant in the next game.

i have some, but you posted 6 hours ago.

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

>himself
But that's not you there. Another man with a different skin tone, skin texture, physique and dick size. If you enjoy practicing self delusion, be my guest, but then you might as well start pretending you're Shrek the ogre.

>tranny epidemic at an all time high
>new "siren" looks like a man

really makes you ponder

Post it nigga!

yeah ok. Here's her face.

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But here's her tummy!

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>so unimaginative that he cant self insert he can only pretend to be the one in the image.
jesus christ stop drinking so much, when is the last time you had a dream?

DAMN BOY, SHE THICC

bonus pic

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The autism on this post is beyond the charts.

her face not her mask

fuck, a bit fatty 4me but good tits

Fuck, she’s cute, chubby, and has good taste in muscle and chub. I have a strong need to breed.

7/10 would slam
I wonder if she uses her own body as a model for some of the larger girls she draws

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fat girls are the best because their whole body feels like a titty

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i often use her body as a model for when i swing my rod around ngl

>Maya
>white

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you should just die already

>that fucking belly
Holy shit I don't think my dick is gonna survive what I'm about to do to it

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