*blocks your path*
The consumer was born only to serve the developer. Without that, they have no place in the world, only to serve the developer. The consumer is like mindless cattle.
*blocks your path*
Brandon Wood
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Nathaniel Allen
does tim sweeney have like a half-downs or something
Dylan Hall
he's homosexual
Isaiah Howard
Sweeney has really odd proportions. His head is the exact same width as his neck. He looks like a stereotypical pedo
Noah Adams
Think someone should frame him for kididdling?
Brayden Turner
he prolly gets more p*ssy than all of us
Alexander Myers
That nosehair is so goddamn distracting. You think someone who could afford groomers, trainers, and hired whores would take care of that ugly vine hanging from his left nostril.
Jaxon Bell
He's a CEO of a company that's being bombarded with negative press. He's not getting any pussy. Meanwhile I fuck twice a day and that's just me. I'm sure there's at least one other person on Yea Forums that has a girlfriend.
David Powell
fuck this guy, for real
OP isn't even exaggerating, this is what he says
Jacob Miller
That's his right nostril.
Robert Bailey
>The consumer was born only to serve the publisher
Fixed
Nathan Richardson
the consumer will do as I and my publisher friends graciously allow and he will thank us
Levi Hernandez
“Why are consumers needed? They will work, they will plow, they will buy our games. We will sit like an effendi and eat… That is why consumers were created.”
Jeremiah Nguyen
nigga look at that old hooodie he's wearing, he's a pleb through and through
Kevin Torres
pluck that nose hair Sweeney
Jonathan Moore
If they said that then they aren't wrong. People eat up shit every day
Logan Brown
There's something not right about him.
Eli Hughes
kek
Nolan Price
im not a consumer
im a customer you ugly downie
Jeremiah Hill
>beady Predator eyes
>nose hair
>eyes too close together
>balding
>fat lobes
>small mouth
>thin lips
>slightly upturned nose
>yellow teeth
>butt chin
>no jawline
>neck fat
>dumpy body
>utterly unlikeable
>greedy
>scheming
>untrustworthy
He's like a goblin made in Oblivion's character creator come to life
Brandon Flores
As a man with an abundance of hair I can state that in his defense fuck you this shit is a pain in the dick having to trim all of the time. Even now my nose hair and my mustache are a single entity.
Aaron Bailey
He's very clearly a lizard person. Why am I the only one who sees it
Nathan Jones
The huge irony of it all is that Epic aren't even particularly good towards developers, they're good towards publishers and that's not the same thing.
Isaac Green
Install my shop, user. Or the chinese overlords will feed me less.
Gavin Wilson
Christian Cox
James Cooper
Thanks for the free games and paying the devs anyway
Connor Jenkins
How can you be a communist and also antisemitic?
Adrian Mitchell
Carter Roberts
Fucking hell and I thought Suarez was the Rat King.
Carter Jackson
Chase Hernandez
Epic still wins in the end. Why?
Bought a game made in UE4 like
>Vampire Bloodlines 2
>Tropico 6
>Shenmue III
>Psychonauts 2
>Tekken 7
>Soul Calibur 6
>Octopath Traveler
>Kingdom Hearts 3
>Ace Combat 7
?
Congratulations, you just gave Epic money.
Camden Gutierrez
*teleports behind you*
I’m going to pirate everything you produce and there’s nothing you can do about it
Nothin’ personnel kid
Eli Gutierrez
Tim Sweeney's mansion and Lamborghini
Leo Rivera
Hey man, how much does Epic pay per post? I'd like to make a little money shitposting too.
Ryder Perry
>this kills the epic shill
Jayden Perry
Why does everyone collectively shit on Epic now? Didn't you people use to like them? Did fortnite really change them that much?
Brandon Wright
no one liked Epic ever since they went "lol fuck pc" and killed unreal tournament
Asher Powell
How retarded do you have to be to believe pic related results in a superior platform?
Maybe they only play fortnite
Jeremiah Mitchell
Because their unrepentant and obnoxious shilling is irritating
Zachary Turner
Are you quoting Adam Smith?
Josiah Anderson
Why is epic charging 5% of the game revenue for the engine, what are they doing to justify this?
They literally do nothing and the poor developers have to pay them
Xavier Wright
Why does epic want into pc market now?
Didn't they go "fuck pc"? Did steam success change that much?