The FUCK is going on heeere?

The FUCK is going on heeere?

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They dont POO in a LOO

GLUE

What are you DOIIIIIIIIIING

Facts: He was just doing important research and helping people before a stupid american showed up and ruined everything

MY PROBLEM? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS?

I ain't slipping man. I'm slipped.

THE PERSON TO WHICH I ADRESS THIS MESSAGE WILL CHANGE HIS POSITION WITH A DIFFICULTY BECAUSE OF A LEG INJURY

>tfw this was the last physical PC game you bought

CARALHO...
Caralho...

YOU'RE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE

BEKFAST

WELL AT LEAST I TRIED!

THE GREAT AMERICAN SAVIOR OF THE POOR

YOU'LL WALK
WITH A LIMP

I want a John Wick game with the gameplay of Max Payne.

EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Max payne is john wick, just incredibly incompetent in cutscenes
>can hang underneath a helicopter and shoot down an rpg in flight
>lol everyone in the room drop ur guns or else

ai meu braço!!!

This man can take down alone Brazilian narcos, a megacorp, a secret society, Brazilian reactionary militias, Brazilian police special forces... yet he is probably the worst bodyguard ever and his entire life is an endless failure.

Literally the only thing I remember from the game is when they went back to the classic noire style for like 2 levels

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>not remembering the police station

best part of the game desu cause it was a level with almost no cut scenes interrupting it

>can't skip cutscenes in a shooty bang bang game
What were they thinking

yeah its all good up until that fucking bossfight. i was stuck on that shit for like an hour.

ive seen you can use a cheat engine or a trainer to skip the cut scenes