The FUCK is going on heeere?
The FUCK is going on heeere?
They dont POO in a LOO
GLUE
What are you DOIIIIIIIIIING
Facts: He was just doing important research and helping people before a stupid american showed up and ruined everything
MY PROBLEM? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS?
I ain't slipping man. I'm slipped.
THE PERSON TO WHICH I ADRESS THIS MESSAGE WILL CHANGE HIS POSITION WITH A DIFFICULTY BECAUSE OF A LEG INJURY
>tfw this was the last physical PC game you bought
CARALHO...
Caralho...
YOU'RE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE
BEKFAST
WELL AT LEAST I TRIED!
THE GREAT AMERICAN SAVIOR OF THE POOR
YOU'LL WALK
WITH A LIMP
I want a John Wick game with the gameplay of Max Payne.
EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Max payne is john wick, just incredibly incompetent in cutscenes
>can hang underneath a helicopter and shoot down an rpg in flight
>lol everyone in the room drop ur guns or else
ai meu braço!!!
This man can take down alone Brazilian narcos, a megacorp, a secret society, Brazilian reactionary militias, Brazilian police special forces... yet he is probably the worst bodyguard ever and his entire life is an endless failure.
Literally the only thing I remember from the game is when they went back to the classic noire style for like 2 levels
>not remembering the police station
best part of the game desu cause it was a level with almost no cut scenes interrupting it
>can't skip cutscenes in a shooty bang bang game
What were they thinking
yeah its all good up until that fucking bossfight. i was stuck on that shit for like an hour.
ive seen you can use a cheat engine or a trainer to skip the cut scenes