Why is it so hard to find decent love stories in video games?

>Weeaboo permavirgin faggot thinks he knows anything about relationships
You haven't kissed anything besides a body pillow, retard.

Love stories are a meme
Love is a meme
Women are a meme

>playing video games for love stories

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Get a better haircut, and I might deign to consider using your hole at least once before I dump you.

>playing videogames for stories

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jfc

Why do fat people always have that specific race of dog?

[Chair Clattering]

youtube.com/watch?v=EjQfY47pFNs

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Sumo wrestling really should take off in the states. Just imagine watching those titans duking it out.

me in the middle

Love in real life is all about getting mad and trying to be cool to get a fuck.

Play Monster Girl Quest
It unironically has one of the best romances in vidya

You're gonna have to be way more specific

Final Fantasy 8 has the best couples in gaming

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which ones? prefereably without sex scenes

Love stories are shit, especially in fictional settings.
The real world is harsh and cruel.

But this is a FANTASY world, it's in the name

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That

Well, if you've never dabbled in VNs you should start with Katawa Shoujo since it's an in-house product. You can turn off the sex scenes but they play a minor role in the story anyway

Speaking of Fata Morgana, when the hell is the Vita version coming out in English?
There's even a list of English trophies for it and everything already.

I found decent love but I blew it because of my fucking insecurities.

I guess the hardest thing about falling in love is realizing the fact that she's better off without you

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I assumed they were those types of dogs that don't need a lot of exercise

>your waifu is your mom all along

If they got the same guy to do the translation of the Vita-exclusive chapter, it could be another year (really fucking hope not, but he does a good job so I'd rather wait than get some rushed shit). I followed Limited Run on Twitter just so I dont miss the preorder window and I don't even use Twitter.

Most vn's will have sex scenes, but you can generally skim through them or skip them. They also happen rarely and in a short time span. Katawa Shoujo is a good starter vn, but a more traditional one would be HoshiMemo.

Spare me all this onions

stop projecting, you weak faggot

man up

this picture is making me cringe lol, 13 years old me would love it tho

Could be worse. At least you didn't try guilting/gaslighting your partner to stay with you selfishly

Because writers find it cringy and can't take it seriously, like that dumb nigger Chris Avellone.

>FF8
>decent love story

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why do gays go out of their way to ruin everything

>tfw find love with a cute shy socially awkward girl suffering from DID but it's all ruined cause she believes you're better off without her and could find a better girl
Fuck this world sometimes.

Handy snack in trying times

i bet this faggot ass to mouth but need gloves to eat a pizza

I like how they eat some junk but act as if they're dining at some fancy 3 star restaurant

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okay that's pretty cool

This is some anime type shit. If she's gonna act like an anime character, you need to interact with her like an anime char. Fkn go yell outside her window on a rainy night or some shit.

>okay that's pretty cool
No, that's just cringe. This is what cool looks like though.

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>love stories in video game

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Brosnan is such a fucking chad

L'arquitecte

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all americans do this

He's like Keanu, lost his wife and kid, but unlike that guy, Pierce grabbed life by the balls and said he'd get his happiness one way or another.

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What the fuck

That's insane, user. Insane enough to work but I'm not sure if I want to go that far.
Misuzu

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games for this feel?

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real life

a big dog would wear them out to fast

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER KNEES

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What's this?

Yakuza 0's ending made my sister and me cry and hug each other for a while

>tfw you will never experience getting a gift from your socially awkward and blushing gf

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A temporary setback to be sure, the architect always has contingencies

I tried to play this game but the music was too fucking bad, seriously what the fuck were they thinking.

Guys go crazy for that kind of knee these days.

But it has one of the best

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Aren't Cherry Blossoms symbolic with death in Japan? They are almost never just "included because they're pretty", they're usually included for beneath the skin reasons.

play visual novels fucking retarded nigger. Traditional games are about repetition, that's why story telling is so hard to pull it off there.

You're kidding, right? It's easily the best soundtrack in a VN.
The Portuguese lyrics are broken though.

Hohohohoho
You're all longing for love but give up, give up.

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No? They are for transience, new beginnings, youth, nature, and also just beauty. That's why they're often at schools.

Which suffering is worse?
>Wanting to love and be loved but never experiencing it
>Had love but lost it forever
>Loving but being rejected
>Giving up

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not him but link me one you like from it, im curious now

Why do real life love stories suck so much?

It’s always so fucking messy i don’t think i can call any of my experiences pure love

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Went from 1st to 4th directly, 2D is more than enough

>Heres your controller a-user!
How do you respond?

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>Last one was FF8.
Terrible example.
Go play Nights of Azure (1) if you want a love story based game. SKIP 2.

ff8 was not a decent love story, even bottom of the barrel eroge released every month have better romance

Faggot.

Did he beat her or something? What the fuck is even happening?

That's just a doll, user.
How would a doll talk to me?

Not even canon yuri, just the usual anime bait.

Second one is the worst, i miss her and i feel like i just can’t connect with other girls no matter on how many dates i go they don’t get it

I don’t want girls telling me “you are great user” i want a girl that tells me “nice job but look at what i just made” “user im gonna be the best and im going to move here to study sharks” “user this thing i created just won a prize at the science contest” “ user look im studying beetles right now”

Did you fuck?

Through the power of your own mental delusions.

Seconding this.
I have not a single fucking clue what I'd do without her.
Playing vidya without her wouldn't be the same.

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Your powers are weak.

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This just dawned upon me; how does two fat people fuck?

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One man sees a doll. Another man sees his loving wife

Wheres the one where the guy walks into gamestop.

Does this answer your question?

because you cant recreate something you never experienced

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i feel so bad for the dogs

If I had a doll that looked that good I would give up on real women right then and there

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You didn't play the game or read the VN portions of it. Or the fact the girls slept together but it wasn't the usual hypersexual portrayal of lesbians. It was one of the first times Japan did a passing gay relationship.

The 1st is the only one I've had, but it must be worse than at least the 2nd and 4th ones. Even if you're probably filled with regret after the second one, at least you had something good in your life at some point instead of just hoping for something and never getting it, and the 4th doesn't even sound that bad, if you're at the point where you can say you've given up then at least you can move on and find happiness elsewhere. The third sounds awful though.

Exactly, just as he said, the usual anime bait.

Your whole life has been, and remains a dead meme.

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It depends user. They have realistic ones, sexy ones and of course like pic relate, cute ones.

In 10 years they will move and have basic interaction, 20 years they will approach the cusp of uncanny valley.

30-40 years they will surpass it, mingling in human population.
250-400 years they might replace us.

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>Last one was FF8. Yes, I'm serious.

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>anime bait
It isn't though.

>Aren't Cherry Blossoms symbolic with death in Japan?
Very

I wouldn’t know because I’ve forever been stuck on the first one

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Slapped, probably

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is that a dollsweet 145

BECAUSE LOVE STORIES ARE FOR FAGS LMAO
>WUV WUV
LMAO KILL YOURSELF, MY MAN

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this makes me angry and I am not even american

selphie is takin a selfie LOL

So he slapped it out of her hand. sounds like a jerk

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Why are europeans so girly?

This.
The only thing a girl should be slapped with is her cheeck with your erect dick.

I lost someone too but we're currently working it out, is this a time long past?

>literally have a qt gf that makes you free food
>beat her for it
What a fag

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He slapped her face, which was probably forceful enough to make her drop the bento

When me and my girl went through hard times I could only look at and play things we didn't experience together. Now things are looking good but I'm gonna make sure I do better.

Reminds me of this

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If you meant her buttcheek then I'm 100% on board.

I've given up and I don't think I'm suffering at all.
Feels pretty relaxed actually, no need to waste time on things I don't care about.

Those too.

That's the spirit user, you can always do better.

Xenoblade 2

My fellow wizard

IM SO LONELY BROS

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thanks, let's play ctr together!

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A doll will never squeeze your hand in yours and bury her head in your chest. Her warm, wet breath will never buffet against your collar as you bed her. She'll never grind against you as you explore her soft, flawless stomach with your hands.
I'M SO FUCKING LONELY. HELP ME PLESE. SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME. I WISH I WAS DEAD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

time for a slap fight
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/196923

No it wasn't. He barely even knows Mona and I'm supposed to believe they're in "love." They had two conversations in the first game, and in 2 he acts like she's the one that got away.

I can excuse dabbing the grease off but eating pizza with utensils is unforgivable

>in video games?
still easier than real life lmao

>Tfw got a cute gf that plays vidya with me
>Has her own job and hobbies, a life of her own, so she doesn't cling to mine
>Motivated me to go back and study something I enjoyed
>Already planning on moving in together
Life is fucking good man.

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A girl gave me several hugs and told me she loved me while highly intoxicated last week and it's all I've thought about since then. I'm imagining our future together and she probably doesn't even remember it happened. Dunno how I'll face her this week.

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Are you friends with this girl

>sounds like a jerk
I know right? He's stealing my moves!

Just finished 999. Heartwarming.

I will find you
and I will kill you

Only through work.

>all these lonely anons wanting gfs
>not realizing that the "happy moments" are temporary
>the more you stay with the other person the more their flaws start to come to the surface
>spend countless time/effort/money on keeping the relationship healthy only to enjoy short moments of perks like sex

Why do you think all the normalfags complain about their wives/girlfriends all the time? You think the "Once you're married his life is over" is just a meme?

>not becoming an rich playboy philanthropist and fuck bitches when you feel like it

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Wouldn't get my hopes up, but go for it bud, just don't fucking sperg out.

1 and 2 are suffering of their own kind.
3 feels like shit but you eventually get over it.
4 is bliss if giving up means realizing that doing what makes you happy is the best way to live.

Then she probably likes you. Don't mess it up. Play it cool but don't be too passive either. Don't be like me. Whatever you do, don't be like me.

You are seriously wrong then. Squall and Rinoa fall in love without any explanation after disc 1 concludes. Its cheap, rushed and makes no sense.

That being said Catherine is the only good love story in the entire history of videogames. Instead of going for a teenager romance dream cliche of a regular guy going for the girl and the lengths he goes for it, in Catherine, you start with the girl already.

And you have to deal with routine, a bitchy girlfriend that wants to get married and have kids, a dilemma between your freedom and responsibilities, your friends and your girlfriend, faithfulness and infidelity.

Instead of just another story of getting the girl, you have the girl already...and well it wasnt that good.

Its mature in its own way, and respects the audience who is not a 14 horny teenager anymore but a young adult submerged in mediocrity.

If loneliness is so great, how come normalfags go near suicidal the moment they are single for longer than a week? Answer me that one, patronizing faggot.

Oh I forgot to add that Catherine is a love story for people who have actually experienced love. While games like FFVIII are for virgins who only dream about it and idealize it too much

>and told me she loved me
If I am at maximum self indulgent misery, I listen to this repeatably instead of sleeping just to hear some "I love you".
youtube.com/watch?v=G4Audfq7Wr0

>Squall and Rinoa fall in love without any explanation
Handsome people don't need a reason to fall in love, fatty.

Thanks for the comment I appreciate it

VNs are all 'choose your waifu' self-insert shit.

they're normalfags user, they do double-standard shit all the time.
It could also be that saying "you never know what you got 'till it's gone"

This Rinoa is hot, she says Squall is canonically the hottest guy in the game, of course they're together

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Then what the fuck is your point? You say normalfags are miserable being in relationships but the truth is that anyone who goes single after a long relationship goes crazy with anxiety and desperation. Of course miserable relationships exist but even then a lot of people find even that preferrable to loneliness.

>you will never experience teenage romance or romance in general

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Silent Hill 2.

Seifer is much more chadder, so Irvine.

>missed romance in the teens
>About to miss romance in the 20's

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the architect

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im not the same guy that made the blogpost, pal.
all Im saying is that people winge and complain about what they have and only really appreciate it when they dont have it anymore.
Taking shit for granted is a common thing people do all the time.

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Monster Girl Quest actually has a fantastic love story

And?

But we're just about to enter the 20's, user! Only 8 months!

why would you want to? virgins have no idea how to fuck

Silent hill 2

Please stop reminding me of the only romance I ever desired

Might as well ask her out on a date, user.

Yeah I agree. But anyone can be lonely. It's not something you really can "lose". Anyone can leave their gf and just be lonely. But they rarely do because it's rarely worth it. People leave their partners to be with another partner. Rarely do they choose absolute loneliness.

I can't tell if this kind of shit is ironic or not anymore.

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I seriously hope no one has a milf fetish on here. Reminder that milf fetish is just a roastie ploy to get a second chance after they hit the wall.

Nice try, women, but its NOT happening

Half of the relationship being a literal non-character in a love story is a massive flaw and automatically makes it shit.

I have a 2D milf fetish.
And I am painfully aware that real life simply cannot compete with the 2-dimensional realm.

>thinking back now, I might've had several opportunities to get together with a girl
>even knew one girl that liked me, but wasn't really into her
I want to go back and punch my younger self.

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The first one. Going through life unwanted and unloved sounds pretty fucking nightmarish. Like "tie a noose" levels of nightmarish.

women don't want you or love you, they just want what you can provide for them

Imagine 10 years from now you'll want to go back and punch your present self so hard in the face. I'm already mad at the 1 year ago me.

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>women don't want you or love you
absolute fatty loser

Imagine missing out on the literal entire point of living

I'm 32 virgin, and I don't remember any girl acknowledge my existence yet alone give me a gift

maybe the second, I was the first for most of my life, then actually became close with a girl then she just ghosted me out of the blue one day and never heard from her again, only person who ever said she loved me. I tell myself I'm over it but I never bothered dating since and that was like 6 years ago now i think

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I like cakes.

you're living in the matrix brah. doesn't mean you can't fuck women but don't ignore the reality of female attraction

Lmao fucking drunk women
My best friend of 13 years, his wife grabbed my junk and started making out with me one night while we were drinking

I was you way into my mid 20's and then became 2.

You're right. 1st is worse. In fact, you'll only realize what absolute nightmare you were living in without realizing it. And then anxiety hits and you geniunely want to off yourself because you realize how much you've missed out on being an absolute loner for so many years. 1st is the nightmare you're unaware you're in.

This is White Day, which is day celebrated on March 14th in Japan where a girl gives the boy she likes chocolate gifts, one month after Valentine's Day, where the boys gives a girl he likes chocolate gifts.

this dude is super soi

Without her, you wouldn't have even known love. It hurts, but pain is better than indifference.

I hope you knocked her the fuck out.

You've got them reversed.
Women give men valentine's chocolate and white day is for the men to reciprocate.

Maybe you're right but then again if some one was willing to say they loved me but also willingly just vanish on me maybe they didn't really at all

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t. cake

Maybe, maybe not. But the possibility exists that she did which is better than having nothing at all. I'm going through the exact same shit you are and it feels good being miserable over something real. So much better than just staying on the sidelines in robotic indifference wondering what those emotions people display are. On the upside, we both now know what it means feeling alive. If only it was just fleeting.

It's possessed

When I was a kid, the other kids were boring because they were just like me. What interested me was grown ups, specifically my teachers who were all women. Grown ups were full of seemingly endless knowledge. Grown ups had special magic powers to instantly fix whatever childhood issue was currently the end of the world to me. Grown ups had the freedom to do anything whenever they wanted. Also, grown ups would sit you on their lap, hug you into a warm place that shut out the rest of the universe and left you feeling nothing except a unique joy young me was completely unprepared for. Simply the memory of that joy has kept me happy for 20+ years and chasing it is an endeavor that I will gladly keep up for a lifetime.

Thats why I like milfs.

>no girl ever showed any interest in me in my lifetime
>mfw
what's it like to know someone might have some sort of interest in you?

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Nah I was thinking about fucking her, her man probably doesn’t fuck her enough
But I’m good friends with the guy so I had to stop her

I want to MARRY a lonely cake

You get a warm sensation in your entire body and for once you don't feel like a useless sack of shit drawing breath for no purpose. You forget to eat and sleep and think because all that seems so insignificant in comparison.

I hope you get to experience it before too late. All good people deserve it.

I had a similar situation. Tried talking to other girls and it felt good for a while to get over it,but now I just don't have that feeling to even bother much anymore. The worst thing about it was being so close to it all and then having it suddenly vanish without a reason as to why.

I felt really pressured to live up to her view of me, but I ended up pushing her away

Someone probably liked you during school but you never noticed

As someone secure in being without these things, going through life being loved and wanted sounds pretty nightmarish to me. If you stay alone there is no one to let down, no responsibility, no chance of crushing that special someone when you inevitably fail or disappoint them in some big important way.

If you're a beta who doesn't know what to do with that information like me, it's both the greatest feeling in the world and pure agony. You'll spend every second thinking about it.

>and it feels good being miserable over something real
I think I've just looped back into indifference at this point, i don't even know how to meet people let alone girls again so I keep to my own devices

Fuck this. For two months all I could think was her warm breath on my chest when we slept next to each other. And then she said nothing at all. Been with other girls, but none made me feel geniunely in love as she did. Now I can't even talk to other girls without feeling like it's a waste of time.

Because they're usually written by autistic incels that play video games all day and have no grasp on reality.

I want a girl like Sotomura.

>she just ghosted me
be glad then,
because clearly she was lying to you
no one who ""loves you"" leaves you without a word unless they were fucking murdered or have a deep meaning behind their actions

Pic very related

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(You)
If you dislike the best part of FM, it's clearly not for your puny mind.

Pretty sure he was just referring to the coffee

> can't even tell if I am in love with someone or just horny and lonely
> alternating between optimistic emotional highs that I will surely find someone now and giving up every few weeks
> can't get responses or words out of any girl, other people start to feel more and more like some kind of incomprehensible alien race

I want this hell to end.

>had this happen but just waved it off
>several years later
>girl starts talking like a tumblrina on social media
guess i kinda dodged a bullet

You could have saved her.

You could've saved her

But what are you like user? You must tell that other user what you are like so that he doesn't become you.

An ugly moron.

> unless they were fucking murdered or have a deep meaning behind their actions
yeah she's still alive and well, just never replied to me when I tried to contact her figuring out if I did something to warrant her just taking off or what. Still sucks dick, I'd say I'm over it but it lingers in my head when I think about trying to seek out some one new

WRONG

bliss > indifference > pain

You mean that he should be happy he felt bliss once. Anyone who has felt the pain knows feeling indifference now would be way better than the pain. Just not worth erasing the original bliss maybe... you know?

There is zero development between Squall and Rinoa.

The worst is loving someone and them loving you and yet they STILL reject you, but instead of still being actual friends they want you to just keep tabs on each other's lives forever mocking you of what could've been.

Honestly prefer feeling pain than indifference. The worst thing for me is not feeling alive at all. But maybe I'm just masochistic.

Ya could’ve saved ‘er

>TFW no kawaii desu ne Nippon gf

It's self-perpetuating in most cases. You were neglected as a child and discovered your family doesn't want you around, so you assume the same of others, too, either consciously or subconsciously.
So you learn to do things on your own and the loneliness only bothers you sometimes.

Hiring a decent, non-basemen dwelling writer costs money

I'm playing 9 right now, and all the character development there is leagues better than 8, i just got to disc 3 so i don't know whats gonna happen between Zidane and Garnet but fuck everything if I wasn't ready for learning about who/what Vivi really is. I just thought he was popular because he was a cute/interesting take on the classic black mage design, fuck me

back in my uni days some fucker in the lab i frequent had one. her giggle was memorable to say the least.

I'm honestly have no experience, but I'm an excellet judge of character and I know alot of people with failed relationships
it all starts well, lasts a month or two and then ends- those are the GOOD ones
the worse ones end soon after marriage and that shit is just awful
the WORST ones happen after you have a child that's old enough to talk.
I know people who've gone and cursed women to the depths of hell thanks to losing their house, car, savings etc, but to me, the worst cases are the ones where a family is ripped apart and a dad doesn't get to spend time with their child yet is still forced to pay for their ex wives comfortable lifestyle and the children who get brainwashed by their mother to dislike their father.

Depends how old you are when shit like these happen, but usually it's pretty soul crushing

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that's a strong fucking wind
also the bandages on the fingers are what got me

that's a whole 'nother bag of beans but I'm inclined to agree. I'm lucky to not have grown up in a broken home but 4/5 of the guys I know on a friendly level IRL have divorced parents which reduced their father to deadbeat status. I almost feel that if you have kids you shouldn't be allowed to divorce until the kid is 18 and just tough it out to raise the kid right, even if you have to sleep in separate rooms or some bullshit

DEW IT!

Saved her, you could have

user, you're a decade too outdated. Dolls these days have heatable skeletons, voiceboxes/fans simulating hot breathing and eyetracking, and those are the cheap ones. Hell, mid line dolls have sweat gland stimulation and hydraulic riding movements.
t. doll conniseur.

Valkyria Chronicles is one of the most wholesome love stories in video games

Living in fear of living

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>the true end of VC4
>riley is in a wheelchair, for a moment you think it will be a bittersweet ending where she was paralyzed or something
>but she gets up to embrace claude
it got me

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She likes you. Ask her out to coffee or a movie.

I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD
FUCK S-E AND FUCK NINTENDO FOR NOT PORTING IT TO MY PORT MACHINE PORTABLE

I expected the spoon to stretch the side of his mouth.

Now I'm mildly disappointed.

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Fucking based post if I've ever seen one.
Self insert MCs ALWAYS make stories worse in Japanese media, since their only purpose is to pander to waifufags.

Ulillillia sure has lost a lost of weight and gained a lot of gay

>I'M SO FUCKING LONELY. HELP ME PLESE. SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME
here is an advice one user gave me:
unironically try volunteering in an orphanage near you

the first time in my life when I was not late to something was my third day of volunteering after on a second day one of the kids started crying when I was late becouse she had thought that I was not coming anymore and that was somehow her fault
that was half a year ago and I am much better now the idea that someone is waiting form me keeps me from sliding down the rabbit hole

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>animatronics that look even better than this will be a thing soon

Not even shitposting, but honestly who the fuck would even bother with women once we reach that point?

I didn't find Riley to be a good pairing for Claude, felt kinda forced. Kai would've been a better fit. Then stick Riley with Raz instead. But yeah the ending was pretty sweet still.

Steins;Gate, Zero Escape, Chaos;Child, Fire Emblem Echoes? Maybe the problem is your taste for romance.

You going to fuck that orphan in a few years aren't you?

>tfw a girl lieks you

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the Kai/Raz relationship is the sad part of the games romances, more so if you read some of the post-game character bios. Kai did love Raz back wholeheartedly and goes and lives alone with the loli for what's implied the rest of her days

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Because if you think hapas tend to go crazy, you can imagine dear sonny once he learns he was born from a fuckdoll because daddy was an autistic socially stunted retard. Now that's gonna give the kid identity issues

don't know this feel

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404 feel not found

>tfw you like girl
>tfw she likes you back

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fpbp

like expecting fatties to know about exercise
or smashfgs to know about showering

True, but swapping Kai and Riley would've had the same effect, and the characters chemistries wouldn't feel as forced. Could just be my perception though, but I got better vibes from Claude+Kai than Claude+Riley.

I see the "volunteer at [x]" thing brought up in these kind of talks a lot but what if you simply don't have the time? I go to work, then go to the gym, then cook my own food and do my own chores and errands and whatever side-work needs to get done leaving my free time just a bit of time in the evenings and even on my days off from a full days work I have work related errands to run

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Ef a fairy tale of the two during the first chapter

> Last one was FF VIII

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at the same time though, I'm glad it was all character driven relationships and not a self-insert for the player, kinda funny that I'd get tired of being the self insert sometimes

Riley is just there to fulfill the quota of the blonde girl which is the default love interest for the MC in jrpgs. The issue is that when you take that into an a game that for the most part doesn't have the story structure of an JRPG especially multiple romances it just ends up feeling forced. It's the reason why I always say that if your game is going to have multiple routes then make sure all the girls start off neutral as possible then develop from there.

>girl actively dislikes you, like you're a disgusting creep
never felt that feel before. I can usually hide my disgusting creep side really well.

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only if we get married first

could you not free up even 1h a week?

I never knew this feeling.

>1h
I mean I can free up an hour but an hour isn't enough time to get work done, wouldn't volunteering mean doing at least a half days worth of work? I'm not good with kids anyway but I wouldn't mind helping out with animals or something
>tfw no dojo I can volunteer to clean and maintain in exchange for kung fu lessons

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>ywn be so fat that your leg can be mistaken for someone's ass

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>incels
>writing lovestories
You should look up words you don't know the clear definition of.

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Yea Forums is so cringe lately, I wish we could purge all the neogaf refugees from here. a healthy thread about games with romance turns into /pol/ shit

Neogaf refugees turn a board into /pol/ shit? What the fuck are you talking about, where is the fucking "/pol/ shit"?

>Ryan Gosling crying loudly.jpg

Is homosexuality actually condemned (like it should) iin this game or is it bait and the character saying this is framed as a "bigot' villain?

i think it was bait and he was trying to stir the pot

>wouldn't volunteering mean doing at least a half days worth of work?
well idk - I simply woke up one day and decided that I will either drink myself to death or give some meaning to my life and then I walked to the orphanage I pass by everyday going to work and told them that I am willing to help them for free for couple hours a week and what my skill set is
luckily they needed someone help with older kids but honestly I would take cleaning floors or anything else just to help with something meaningful
so that's that

>tfw no dojo I can volunteer to clean and maintain in exchange for kung fu lessons
look around mb you will find one

>all those person taking this video about how to eat pizza seriously
inb4 I was pretending

>look around mb you will find one
nah, where I live there's just 2 mcdojos and an BJJ place which has hours that don't line up with my work schedule and I'm a huge pussy about meeting new people, I wanna learn a martial art before I get too old but I don't wanna be the "new guy"

no one uses the term incel here

>he unironically believes FF8 """""""""""""""""Love story"""""""""""" is good

holy shit nigger no wonder why you have never touched a woman

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No, I completely agree user. Indifference is approaching suicide for me. Pain is something I feel I can work through.

Why don't you play it?

where the fuck did you get that stupid idea, did you try thinking too hard one time?

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How do I get an Asian gf?

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Games for this feel?

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You put them in order more or less, I think 1 and 2 are more or less on the same level of suffering

I thought this kid just niggered the lady for a moment there

because I don't want to waste my time with a game promoting homosexuality

Trails in the Sky has a genuinely great one
Good luck sitting through that game though if you're only interested in the romance itself

yeah if you read it backwards he is pretty much robbing her

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In an anime I watched they said that a common folktale was that cherry tree blossoms are red because they draw the blood out of whatever might be buried under it, maybe he meant something like that

9 is the most coherent and character driven FF story. The play motif that permeates throughout the story helped a lot. Still a few fuckups but compared to just how weird and stupid FF7 and 8 are most of the time and how basic and limited the other games are (with FF6 kind of straddling the line) it definitely stands above the rest.

I'm so I'm so reborn im moving forward keep moving forward keep moving forward

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She isn't asian.

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MODS

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This. You gotta realize that the you 10 years from now is going to be even more pissed at current you for not believing you could have gotten it together right now. You can have things you want very soon, if you don't stop and give up.

Because FF isn't a romcom.
Go watch meg ryan movies, ya twit.

explain to the folks at home what anime is

>Be me
>Pretty fucking nerdy and socially awkward
>But I'm handsome as fuck
>Experience teen love and all the good shit due to this
>Even worked in Spain and slept with beautiful women there
>Be me now at 23
>At university but my hair has fallen out, I'm not looking my best
>I'm only going to look worse as time goes on
Well, it was fun

>implying that sleeping with ultra slutty spaniard women is an accomplishment

Should've had grave digger instead.

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I've come to just say it's all for show. Just because there's a camera there.
It's like that fattass bitch that makes the meal on the tray with hotdogs, dough and chocolate.
She doesn't normally eat that but because there's a camera there she's playing

youtube.com/watch?v=QbOcrdklUvU

You sound like a salty Spaniard desu

>all these failed normal fags and literally trannies in this thread
what happened to this site?

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FF8? Seriously?

It's a hub of bigotry and wrongthink and it must be destroyed
People are paying for it to be destroyed

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*ahem* FUCK phon coast

I second this, I'm a normie, and I loved Katawa Shoujo. Don't fucking turn off the sex scenes, though, they are not long at all.

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>tfw fell just under 6' and have a shitty face
I still work out and try to be a good/useful person but it sucks falling into genetic trash

I love how he just gets happier as she gets fatter

It's the same translator and editor working on it, but there seems to be some issue with its production and a falling out between Novectacle and MangaGamer because no one is willing to talk about it. I blame Sekai Project for this.

Not him, but there's a lot. It's got a four disc soundtrack, of which about a third has vocals.
youtube.com/watch?v=uTBlhe7iVyU
youtube.com/watch?v=NaWuLJ8S0BE
youtube.com/watch?v=vaMF-IPGlA0
youtube.com/watch?v=xOVOP03DO5s
youtube.com/watch?v=sShzlPV8xE8
youtube.com/watch?v=HVnGftKGskc

it's so fucking pathetic how celebrities are clamoring onto the meme bandwagon and trying to be le epin to appeal to teenagers. lost all respect for them.

OP 8s a faggot.

>live frivolously in commiefornia for about a decade
>turn into genetic trash
>look at passport photos from years ago
>actually looked kinda handsome back then
fuck me

A girl once gave me gift like OP's picture. Does she like me? I am totally autistic btw.

FUCKING YES

just ctrl through them like a bunch of people do, homo

Are you fucking kidding me?

>two 9 year olds who were just friends
>never meet again until 9 years later
>they meet in a death game for one night
>a game schemed by the girl
>OMG I LOVE U KANNY PLS MARRY ME!

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>Yes, I'm serious.
Doubt it.

Xenoblade Chronicles. Someone post that webm

The writers are all gays and women. These people are incapable of writing a realistic love scenario to save their lives because they live in a fantasy world where every man is a perfect beta and every woman is a delicate princess.

That's like 90% of JRPGs. Raine best girl. Rinoa is shit.

The problem is most people don't truly understand this until they're pushing 40, and by then it's too late and they're shackled to some money-gobbling harpy with a couple of carpet sharks.

Last story on Wii had a nice going live story. Most importantly, it developed early in the game and wasn't the point of the whole plot, other tha complementing it nicely.

I'm fat and have 3 Great Pyrenees that weigh more than me all together. Fight me.

Saw this guy live, twice. Best of the show each time.

>only to enjoy short moments of perks like sex
snort. That gets old before the 1st year is up. That's why you always hear about married people trying to bring spice back to the bedroom and being creative. tip: doesn't really work.

You settle for used-up moecunt instead of awesome virgin cougar teacher in love with you. Love story is jigaboo-tier

>forced to pay for their ex wives comfortable lifestyle and the children who get brainwashed
And this is why I framed my cheating ex-wife for possession of narcotics before tossing divorce papers at her. She's behind on child support to the tune of $26,000 right now and can't touch a legit job without DHS knowing and garnishing her checks. And I got full custody. Fuck her. No regrets. Yea Forums taught me well.

Better than getting ass raped in prison because she changed her mind the next morning. There's a reason to be afraid these days.

Metro Exodus

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I sometimes eat pizza with a fork so I can keep my hands clean but I never use a knife, I just use the edge of the fork. This guy is intentionally going out of his way to eat like a faggot.

I remembered recently that some girl had invited me to her birthday in elementary school. I was the only boy there, I later found out that she liked me.
I'm so pathetic that I thought of looking her up on social media.

Do girls stop you in the street and confess to you in Japan?

Won't the people working there think that I'm some kind of a pedo? I mean do people do that?

Loving, then being betrayed.

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i eat pizza with a fork so i can play vidya without smearing my shit all over them desu

This was literally me. Slept with 10+ girls before I was 20. Diagnosed with autism when I was 32. Even back then I was autistic as fuck. Just got lucky. Now I just don't even have sex, and disregard women entirely. I'm simply not interested. Probably part of the autism. I don't crave company or sex at all since the hormones wore off.

want to hear a pathetic story?
>be minding by own business
>see a decent looking girl hand with a literal robot
>fat as fuck, greasy hair, glasses, neckbeard
>basically the walking /r9k/ user
now here's the deal
>that girl was my crush
>and i matched with her on a dating app month before but i never messaged her because i was too anxious
that day i almost killed myself. every day of my life i am filled with regret but yet still i don't go out and try because i'm retarded. someone end me already

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Give up and move on. I hope at this point you don't believe in fairy tales movies and 'advice' by normal people. Just move on like you did with your kid fantasies.

>realising you never actually loved

>tfw this will never ever be you

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My favourite is the "a woman in her thirties is the best" and when the man/woman saying this ages it suddenly changes to "a woman in her forties is the best".

feels good

>finally I can get my face in my onions latte

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It's a mix of 2 and 3. Loving someone and them deciding they can't be with you anymore is quite easily a painful experience.
1st option has the least suffering, ignorance is bliss. Just gonna drink until I puke or pass out on what would have been my anniversary

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>virgins have no idea how to fuck
not him but it's not about sex. i think that experiencing love with the other person, both for the first time, is something every man should do. every woman i see now probably has taken 10+ dicks, i know i shouldn't but i feel disgusted that i would be someone's 5th or 6th partner.

Get married.

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I work construction and I'm in great shape but I always feel gross when someone shows affection to me. What category do I fit in

>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?
INTERLINKED
>Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger?
INTERLINKED
>Do you long for having your heart interlinked?
INTERLINKED
>Do you dream about being interlinked... ?
I-INTERL.. I-I JUST WANT A GF IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK???!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I AM SO LONELY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JUST WANT TO CUDDLE TO HANDHOLD TO KISS WITH SOMEONE WHY IS IT SO PAINFUL AAaaaAAaAAAAAAhhHhhH
IT'S NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE WHY NOT ME I'M NOT THE WORST AM I WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TELL ME TELL ME aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Hey my guy, I have something really important to tell you.
That basically never happens. The people who tell you that happens are just trying to make you afraid and distrustful because then you'll think they're the only reliable source, and they can make money off of you.
The world is nowhere near as dark and scary as it seems.

People who are drunk tend to be much more confident than they usually are.
They might say stupid shit, but that stupid shit is what they really think.
Keep hitting on her, user.

I’ll drive you home, user.

>presenting a gift to the new white foreign exchange student

Too busy fighting to fall in love.

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Fighting what?

Depression

MY WIFE YUI IS SO CUTE!

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Does Shadow of the Colossus count as a love story?

I only care about romance if I can self insert as one of the characters.

not if you're a filthy gaikokujin

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>Last one was FF8. Yes, I'm serious.

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Go play Blaster Master Zero

She's Mexican, user...

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You do realise that sumo wrestlers actually have muscles under all that fat as well as godlike stability, right?

Witcher 3

It doesn't promote homosexuality,that's all i'm going to say

Ugh, pizza is disgusting

katya lischina is perfect

Go for her, don't fuck this up, user.

>Used to know a girl who liked me in high school.
>The feeling was mutual but I never asked her out because I wasn’t confident enough and felt she deserved better than a NEET like me.
>One day I find out she committed suicide because of some Carrie level bullying from one of the rich girls who never get punished for anything because lol money

On the bright side I managed to ruin the responsible party’s reputation via exposure of dirty laundry to get at least some petty amount of revenge. Last I heard she served time in jail for trying to steal money from her recently deceased grandmother to fuel her drug addiction and sucks dicks for pocket change on the streets because her family finally had enough of her shit and disowned her.

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>she probably doesn't even remember it happened
The meme about not remembering a night after you are drunk isn't true.
The night becomes a blur, sure, but you remember the important parts.
She's probably even more nervous about meeting you than you yourself.

I thought I was in love once, but I don't think I really was. I've been alone for a decade now, and I don't have any friends or social contacts or anything. I've accepted I'm going to live alone and die alone but that doesn't make it hurt any less.

ty

> Withcer 3
This, but witcher 3 is based on a book, its not a videogame original story, but I agree about that Witcher 3 Gerald and Yen love story is good, it's that good that it even include lot of conflict lol.

Dragon quest 5 was ok. FF6 locke story is a tragic one, its a game full of cool stories.

>Go to a lowkey party
>See a girl I know there
>We start talking and grab a few drinks
>We start cuddling, which I have never done before and it rules
>This goes on for about two hours
>Get distracted, come back ten minutes later
>She's grabbing her purse, says she wants to head out
>My friend asks her if she needs someone to walk her home
>She says no
>My other friend asks her if she needs someone to walk her home
>She says no
>I assume she's heading out because she's tired and say goodbye
>I don't realize she was super into me
>I don't realize she was waiting for me to ask to walk her home
>I find out later she just assumed I wasn't into her and so she never got that vulnerable with me again

>A short while later
>She says something really nice out of the blue
>Ask a female friend what I should say back to make things work
>Female friend doesn't really say anything
>Find out shortly after that female friend was interested in me
>Because I was so hung up on the first girl I basically fucked up my relationship with both of them
My life is a cacophony of errors.

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Only gf I ever had committed suicide in 2017. She was really my only friend and reason for getting out of bed. However after her death, a part of me felt a great relief. I didn't have to worry about being cheated on or her leaving me, and the image and memory of her in my head is preserved, so I don't have to worry about her becoming different or changing in any way. Am I a bad person?

>Realizing that love doesn't exist it's just wanting to fuck and doing your best to get along when you don't
All that romcom bullshit you fags read is just a distillation of some dudes fantasy about the pre-dating or honeymoon phases. Having good friends means more than being able to fuck one of those friends repeatedly.

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;_;

>meet a socially awkward girl
>we become friends
>I ask for her number
>she gladly gives it to me
>kinda happy, think things will finally be different
>ghosts me after 2 days
They're all the same. I've lost all hope.