Almost 80 years old

In 2008 during the creation of 'Ponyo' Hayao Miyazaki (known for having directed 2001's Spirited Away and 2019's Sekiro) was sailing on a boat with his team when a small child fell out the boat and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his team rushed to help, Miyazaki held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Isao Takahata "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

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>what a legend
kys speedtranny

>Mononoke game is more than possible, movie has everything you need
We just need a developer to virtualize it, make a level design that will work. Gorillas, the many various humans, boars, wolves, theres plenty of enemies you can fight.

Why did you post Colonel Sandal?

Someone post the webm, please.

What's his problem?

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Wtf is this real? All Asians are fucking sociopaths I swear.

Based GhibliSoftware at it again.

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They have no fucking soul.

>the man who killed anime
>kills video games too
pottery

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No you fucking idiot

In October 2001, Hayao Miyazaki met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to eternal bleeding. When asked later about the incident, Miyazaki became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

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my dad did the same thing when I was small because he thought it was funny when I got mad at losing

How come nobody locked this psycho away from society.

why? Miyazaki is a hack. Most of the better Ghibli shows aren't made by him.

>something something little girls
God I fucking hate Yea Forums

This is why Yea Forums makes fun of Miyazaki.
Miyazaki was unironically a closet lolicon and even a waifufag hypocrite who mocks lolicons and waifufags when he admitted he used to be obsessed with one particular anime girl in his teens that he payed to see her movie like 20 times in a year just to see her, and referred to her as a surrogate girlfriend.

It's become a passtime to make fun of him, since he complains about the industry so much when most of the things he complains about today were things he did when he was younger.

even though he admitted***

>older person warns the youth of today not to repeat the same mistakes as him

WOW SUCH A HYPOCRITE!!!!

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Remember when corpses upset him?

>complains about pedos and loli for nearly 50 years
>every movie he's made has loli fanservice
Miyazaki's a bitter old man who's only so vocal about the state of the industry because he's insecure about his past. He won't even acknowledge he was a degenerate when he was young even though the proof was there.

name 1 (one) loli from any souls game.

Painting Loli from Ariandel

>was a 2D waifufag
>spent unreasonable amount of money on anime and merch
>closet pedophile
>complains about good vs evil stories while doing the same thing
>complains about girl-obsessed otaku but admits to writing female protagonists because they're cute and endearing
was he secretly /ourguy/?

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Papa Gasoline's daughter

your favorite ghibli movie?
my favorite is princess mononoke, even though the wind rises is the best

Wtf i'm never watching Howl's Moving Castle again

Omoide Poro Poro
youtube.com/watch?v=qu7Dw4NJmY4

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based

you made me smile so here's a (You)

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LOADS A MONA

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

my sides
>When asked later about the incident, Miyazaki became invisible
ftfy

Miyazaki was always /ourguy/.

Yea Forums likes to make fun of Miyazaki but I still like his films.

this

Man, is it me or is anime extremely formulaic and basic as of late? Even the fans, they just lap that shit up and watch seasonal garbage at 2x speed like it's a god damn product. Where are my revolutionary shows that break new ground?

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Lmao is this real

>is it me
Yes it is.

>of late
It's more noticeable now because they're adapting more derivative WNs and LNs than ever, but the formulae have always existed.

haven't kekked like that in a while

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Obvious pedophile and incredibly mean spirited man

On July 21st, 1995, Hiyao Miyazaki (co-founder of Studio Ghibli) was pulled over by police officer, Shigeru Miyamoto (deceased), for dangerous driving after doing continuous donuts at a major intersection. When asked to get out of the vehicle, Miyazaki responded "Up yours, " and proceeded to run over the police officer, Shigeru Miyamoto, before reversing and running over him again. He did this ten times until Miyamoto died, fled the scene. Other police officers gave chase, but Miyazaki was lost after he reportedly crashed his vehicle into the ocean, leaped from the sinking vehicle, stood on its roof and flipped his pursuers off until he was completely submerged in the sea. Miyazaki was never seen again until 1997, making his reappearance with Princess Mononoke, released in the same year. He was pardoned for his actions after being diagnosed with schizophrenia and depression, and proceeded to marry the (then 9 year old) daughter of the deceased Miyamoto.

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Are you talking about the same moe shit (now with rotoscoping!) Yea Forums has been watching for 15 years or the endless sea of Isekai harem shit?

Anime's always been formulaic, and revolutionary shows that break new ground were always far and in-between.

>eternal bleeding
lost

>Shigeru Miyamoto (deceased)
Why does that crack me the fuck up

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lmao, I wonder how many times people ask him about this irl

>I'm sure someone here has thought this.
I literally unironically thought this for a long time.
I didn't know so many people were called Miyazaki in Japan

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>endless sea of isekai harem shit
How do they do it, they've been recycling the same anime with different skins for DECADES and it still turns profit

>Yea Forums has been watching for 15 years
more like 25-35 years

I thought they were the same person when I firstly played Dark Souls when it wasn't that popular (2011 or 12)

also I believed in Hideo and Kojima meme from Yea Forums and the only reason I've seen Avengers Infinity War in cinema was because Yea Forums memed me into believing Thanos actually says nigger.

I think I may be an actual brainlet.

What exactly do you mean? you thought miyazaki had made both the ghibli movies and the from soft games?

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>you thought miyazaki had made both the ghibli movies and the from soft games?

yes

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>the only reason I've seen Avengers Infinity War in cinema was because Yea Forums memed me into believing Thanos actually says nigger
BASED

Good god Miyazaki is such a fucking hack.

>435 years old
>still managed to invent Mario and Pikmin

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Yea Forums didn't exist that far back though.

>Old man is easily offended.
I'm shocked.

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More like "room full of idiots present shitty AI generated movement to man who built his entire career on studying natural life"

bull fucking shit
Miyazaki is known for grotesque depiction of movement
have you even seen any of his movies? that's like the main theme

he probably just thought AI will replace what he does for a living and felt fear, pretty common among old farts
my grandpa felt the same way when they started inctroducing computers that controlled train traffic instead of humans (he worked as train man or something like that)

I hate old people

a pretentious old faggot

You'll believe just about anything you read on the internet, won't you?
I'm Abraham Lincoln, by the way

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>that's like the main theme
Have YOU seen any of his movies?
His main theme is little things like remembering that little girls tap their shoes on the step for fitment after putting them on. Because he's a pedo.

based

Kojima.

no you fucking retard

What the fuck was his problem?

youtu.be/BfxlgHBaxEU

This is an excellent shitpost user

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Good. Also, let the hate go brother, it does you no good

This is as good as the electrical infettarence pasta

you're just saying that because he called the thing you like trash

Truth is we don't deserve him.

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Based Colonel. The best games really do come out of Studio Giblet.

I thought Stefan Molyneux made Fable

Hirohito

>all the people in the comments section gargling Miyazaki's balls
jesus christ

I get a strong feeling a lot of people still don't know how many of those "quotes" by Miyazaki shitting on anime were made up to bait people.

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Get checked for borderline personality disorder

have sex

???

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I know that everything I watch is trash. It's guilty pleasure. He's a pretentious faggot though.

Whisper of the Heart of course

Did you think I was referring to the copypastas? I'm talking about all the fake subtitles put on random gifs of him that got spammed here a while back, dummy.

more like he should get checked for fucking retard disorder

All his movies are the same forced attempt at giving you a feeling of whimsy.

I'm a different guy but where the fuck do you think you are? Get the fuck out.

Bitch I ain't wrong

this is a standard practice though
you need to accept that your while efforts are being discussed and noticed, you will never achieve an ideal state
everyone encounters this at some point in their lives
examples might be your thesis, your newspaper column etc.

>and watch seasonal garbage at 2x speed
Do people really do this?

Yoshifumi was the best choice to continue Miyazaki legacy, died after his first movie.

We live in the worst timeline, fuck Goro Miyazaki, Fuck studio ponoc.

said the salt fag that thinks Miyazaki is overrated and can't enjoy media because everything that is popular is bad.

Breath of the Wild

Unironically was a fucking terrible father

This makes me wonder what a Chinese philosopher like Confucius would have to say on the topic of the "blackpill" ideology (if you could call it that, as it's not very organized). Nothing good, I'm sure. For one thing, you're supposed to treat your parents, family, and the people in your life with respect, which these guys evidently don't do. If you act out like this in a selfish, socially disharmonious way, your unhappiness will spread to other people and harm society's well-being. You don't become a Junzi by bitterly rejecting the social order, being spiteful towards random people, and putting your own interests before everyone else's.

His son deserved, tales of earth sea are the worst movie from ghibli.

Ok, who is the Studio Ghibli in the video-game industry? I think Nintendo is the cloesest but their game is more about fun than art.

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I should start watching Ghibli films again. Their movies kinda fell off my radar after Howl's Moving Castle, dunno why.

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Level 5

At least Miyazaki being 80 would explain why his games are so unbearably slow.

>Man, is it me or is anime extremely formulaic and basic as of late?
>Where are my revolutionary shows that break new ground?
*blocks your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=hX7CydebMQo

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ShigeruToriyama

I can't stand harem series unless they get clever with the fanservice. Mujaki no Rakuen was a series I liked for the way the fanservice was handled but otherwise I avoid them thanks to the shitty self-insert MC that loses his shit every time a pair of tits rub up on him.

Based vagabond poster
I'm still mad this manga never got finished.

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sorry wrong pic

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Why would these devs know about Miyazakis friend condition, why should they stall their development just because of a nobody that is friends with Miyazaki??
Miyazaki is being a retard

Thats shigeru miyamoto the president of sony you fucking asshole

Yeah, but the people who post there did

Ping Pong the Animation was a genuine masterpiece

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I saw Miyazaki at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

not if I kill myself

Meant for

But Shieru Miyamoto is dead you retard, see

This stupid fucking copypasta makes me laugh every time

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>eternal bleeding
fuck

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this could be the best copypasta this godforsaken hell hole ever produced.

Just like videogames

unfortunately yes because of the funnel feed system that anime is. I don't because I realize that I'm not going to watch every anime ever made, nor do I discuss most of it through the internet, so I stick to at the most five anime per season (if I even watch anime during a season).

the honeymoon period is over. you are now seeing it for what it is

>Ping Pong came out 5 years ago
where the time go man?

They don't make anime for the sake of making anime any more.

Now all anime is just a half assed 10 episode advertisement for some manga, LN, or vidya

The guy who did the illustrations for Mario and Zelda (Yoichi Kotabe) was a friend and co-worker with Miyazaki 10+ years before Nintendo was doing games.
The creator of EarthBound (Shigesato Itoi) is a friend of Miyazaki and he is the voice of the father in My Neighbor Totoro.
Etc

This pasta is so boring it could belong to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>tfw my girlfriend is seeing Joker with me solely because Yea Forums told her he says nigger
I'll take what I can get but Christ is she stupid

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>that image
you're a fucking master among us

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Real talk, you'd have to be fucking insane to watch anime seasonally. Watching it after it's already aired at your own pace is so much better. And after the seasonal honeymoon has worn off you can tell what shows are really worthwhile.

Most of Yea Forums is dedicated to seasonal trash which is why it's such a worthless board.

Yea Forums obviously. Why do you want me out? Do I not fit in?

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>eternal bleeding
God DAMN, that's a cool technique. Does she keep bleeding when she's dead? What happens if she runs out?

>Yea Forums obviously

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>fitting in on an user board
holy shit fix yourself

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user what the fuck

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A Chinese philosopher like Confucius would say tiananmen square massacre june 4th 1989