Things you can say about a video game, but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about a video game, but not your girlfriend

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It's too easy

I've got a videogame

I have one
It's fun

>>time to invite my friends for a co-op session

i dont have a girlfriend so i wouldnt know

I paid 60 USD for 100 hours of fun

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It's a massively multiplayer role playing one

I don't either, I have a wife, but I still understand the rules of the game.
Don't you? Are you retarded?

I beat it multiple times.

?
You can though.

The sequel was better.

It has soul.

I got it brand new and unused

I had to cheat to beat it

It came out 7 years ago

This is the best one

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fucking terrible, i never want to see it again
>having a gf

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Critics complain about it lacking an easy mode

The newer the better, I prefer less than a year old, especially for multiplayer

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"This is a videogame". I cant say my gf is a videogame cause it doesn't make sense.

It was developed in the West

It needs to learn to respect me by having an easy mode.

I haven't tried it, I've just watched streams

It's hard to beat

It dosnt beat me

It came with the console

I imported mine directly from Japan

It brings me back to my childhood

I pirated it

I had to blow it a few times before it would play

I was not old enough to play with it

I'm enjoying this.
Relationships were a mistake. Never again.

My dad took me to rent it

I refunded it after 2 hours. Wasn't worth the money.

It has a penis. Haha.

My teacher confiscated it

I had to give it my credit card information to make any progression.

It only cost me half a day’s pay.

You need some crack to play with it

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Well, that was easier to turn on than I thought.

I dont regret the time I’ve spent with it.

it was a worthwhile investment of time and money

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it aged like shit

I prefer the sequel