Kazuya Mishima is the most Alpha, chad and boss-man dudebro to ever exist and i want to be him since 1997 when he kicked my ass in a fine af tux to the best boss music ever and if you dont think so too then fuck off.
Kazuya Mishima is the most Alpha...
Sorry, but this is the only chad character for me.
heihachi though
You mean the old dead guy?
>dudebro
same but jin. kazuya is just evil. jin wants to avenge his mother
100%. You think this good girl is sucking anything but bad boi demon dicc?? She knew what was up but let him make her sqeal and bust a fat full one inside anyway.
Jin's a fucking pleb who just feels sorry for himself and is WORSE than his father. Know why? Kazuya does bad ganstet shit and knows its bad gangster shit. Jin takes the throne and does bad gangster shit with "the best of intentions." He arrogantly believes he is doing bad things in the name of good and 100% believes himself justified. He is worse than all of them
t. heyhachi
>n-no everyone look at my bad gramps not me! Im the good one!
Jin WOULD say that.
>jin wants to avenge his mother
But he already did that, so whats his next "excuse". Personally i think he is distraught to discover his mama ain'y the "muh pure" he thought she was upon learning she let a fucking gangster smack her ass and shoot hot loads into her hairy wet hole from the back.
Yeah well I want Anna Williams to sit on my face but you don't see me making threads on Yea Forums about it.
Lee might be a bit of a jobber, but damn he was the first guy to give the teenage me a boner.
Kazuya's pretty damn cool too, though.
why not? Literally who would complain?
was it the unicorn?
Kazuya vs heihachi in 7 waa kino as fuck
Dorya!
He's a shit dad. Somehow even worse than Heihachi.
Sure was buddy. A lot of mixed feelings going on in that volcano, Kazuya even gets a little glossy eyed right before the end. I REALLY hope 8 doesn't just kill Kazuya off though.
>you're niece seems p-perky
>17 you said?
Kazuya is for bitches who pick up the game then think he's the main char so he must be easy
Heihachi mains are chads though they don't give a fuck and play to beat up tranny female players
>Heihachi mains are chads
Literally playing with a mishima that has the hitboxes of a 100lb teenage girl since season 2 patch. You guys suddenly all went from brawler to genbu overnight because of a patch. Dont talk the big shit, literally bigger cowards than D.Jin mains.
Jimpachi: >Runned the Zaibatsu just fine, maybe he trained Heihachi in a rough way. Later was possessed by a spirit, but wasn't his fault. Heihachi: >Literally locked his father under the Honmaru to starve to death, took the corporation with an iron fist, throws those with the devil gene under cliffs, responsible for the death of Michelle father and tried to become powerful with Ogre's blood. Kazuya: >When he runned the Zaibatsu, the devil gene took over him and did things worse than Heihachi like kidnap people, ruining other people life and organize many experiments, his relationship with Jun was the only thing he willingly did on his own. Later controlled his gene, which is half of him and made sure he was seen as a good person while opposing Jin until the battle with Akuma, he will be the main villain of T8. Jin: >Literally started to ruin the planet and everyone lifes just because he wanted to awaken and destroy Azazel to get rid of his devil gene and didn't even worked at the end. Jimpachi did nothing wrong.
Heihachi is definitely the easiest Mishima to play and don't give me any of that bullshit about crouch cancel electrics. You don't have to punish shit as Heihachi because you're always on the offensive. Just spam df1 and 1,b+2 all day. Don't even have to be good.
Jimpachi:
>Runned the Zaibatsu just fine, maybe he trained Heihachi in a rough way. Later was possessed by a spirit, but wasn't his fault.
Heihachi:
>Literally locked his father under the Honmaru to starve to death, took the corporation with an iron fist, throws those with the devil gene under cliffs, responsible for the death of Michelle father and tried to become powerful with Ogre's blood.
Kazuya:
>When he runned the Zaibatsu, the devil gene took over him and did things worse than Heihachi like kidnap people, ruining other people life and organize many experiments, his relationship with Jun was the only thing he willingly did on his own. Later controlled his gene, which is half of him and made sure he was seen as a good person while opposing Jin until the battle with Akuma, he will be the main villain of T8.
Jin:
>Literally started to ruin the planet and everyone lifes just because he wanted to awaken and destroy Azazel to get rid of his devil gene and didn't even worked at the end. Jimpachi did nothing wrong.
NIGGERS
>Brawler to Genbu
Everyone did, that's how season 2's rank inflation works
FPBP